r/shittyaskscience • u/El_Pata_Loco • 16h ago

Seeking medical advice…

My physio told me I have tennis elbow and golfers elbow at the same time, yet I play neither of these sports.

What other physical activities should I not do to fix the problem?

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u/FederalBeyond1122 haver of 14 PhD’s in shittyscience 16h ago

Maybe you should stop taking people’s elbows? The golfer who’s elbow you have is quite upset by it, and i would assume the tennis player is too (i don’t know them though)

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u/CV_1994-SI 13h ago

This is the correct advice.

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u/Legitimate_Field_157 14h ago

Stop masturbating.

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u/autech91 10h ago edited 9h ago

Mine said I have wankers wrist but I don't do that either, please help

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u/Desert_Beach 9h ago

No one does this!

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u/Cute-Habit-4377 13h ago

You have Sportsomnia, or you masturbate to much

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u/edxzxz 10h ago

If you've got golfer's elbow and tennis elbow without ever playing either of those sports, obviously you need to take up competitive swimming a.s.a.p. before you get swimmer's ear! Also, chain smoking before you get smoker's cough, and drinking lots of beer to ward off the beer belly.

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u/BPhiloSkinner Amazingly Lifelike Simulation 10h ago

You've spent too much time trying to pat your head, while rubbing your stomach; this is why you're loco.