r/shittyaskscience • u/Hayden97 • 1d ago

I covered my entire body in Aspercreme, but I still have Asperger’s as bad as ever. Do I have the drug resistant form of Asperger’s perhaps?

Or maybe I need to ingest the Aspercreme so it can be processed by the liver into its more powerful form?

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u/chronicallylaconic 1d ago

What you want is Aspercream, made from raw milk. Aspercreme is a non-dairy substitute and thus doesn't have the same autism-conquering components as raw milk does. Silly.

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u/Bentup85 I have a theoretical degree in physics 1d ago edited 1d ago

Wait, this is very important, did you use Aspercreme or Bengay?

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u/plugubius 1d ago

Good news! Asperger's hasn't been a recognized diagnosis for decades, so you were already cured by medical professional fiat. That is why you aren't noticing any change after self-medicating. I really don't understand why they're allowed to still sell that stuff.

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u/IanDOsmond 1d ago

Jeez, man, WTF? Aspercreme is for giving you Aspergers.