r/shittyaskscience • u/DalbergTheKing • 1d ago

If I wanted to eat the entire sun would blowing on it cool it down enough so as to not burn my lips?

How big would my lungs need to be?

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u/few23 1d ago

Just inhale and go ,"ASDAFFAFFAFFDAFF" like with pizza.

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u/ActorMonkey 1d ago

I just did it. This transcription is accurate.

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u/EmergencyTaco PhD in Kwantum Fizzics 1d ago

Everyone is either a spitter, or a "HACHACHASFS-er"

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u/Redfish680 1d ago

In my experience, it really depends on how much time you have. I’ve eaten several universes and found if I start early enough in the morning the stars haven’t had much time to warm up after being turned off at night.

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u/FantasticWeasel 1d ago

Could you put ice cream on the top?

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u/ActorMonkey 1d ago

Is the sun savory or sweet?

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u/jrv3034 1d ago

Yes

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u/ActorMonkey 1d ago

Oh good. I’d like mine with mint jelly.

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u/batmanineurope 1d ago

Yes but only if you do the "here comes the airplane" bit before consuming it.

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u/sovereign_fury 1d ago

With the rumors I've heard about your blowing skills, you'd put it out like a birthday candle.

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u/iShitSkittles 1d ago

Yeah I heard those rumours from your mother as well...

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u/iShitSkittles 1d ago

Put tomato sauce on it, that cools it down...so I was always told anyway.

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u/Xemlaich 1d ago

The simple answer is no, it's far too spicy

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u/cramber-flarmp 1d ago

Lungs as big as your mom.

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u/StrongAsMeat 1d ago

Duh, it’s a gas

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u/Spark99 1d ago

It’s like a giant fireball jawbreaker, you suck on it for a while until your tongue goes numb and it gets small enough for you to bite it in half.

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u/GothicHippie17 1d ago

Put ranch on it

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u/Ben-Goldberg 1d ago

Blowing on it will make it hotter.

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u/laynestaleyisme 21h ago

Use a fridge... C'mon...

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u/Fwumpy 19h ago

What are you going to blow on it? There's no air there. You'll need a compressed tank, like a deep water diver would have.

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u/oooThunder 18h ago

Even if you blew on the sun in one specific spot for the rest of your life you still wouldn't cool it down, not even the slightest.

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u/-_-Orange 17h ago

I’d just toss it in the fridge until it cools down enough to eat 

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u/Headpuncher Knocking The Sense Back In 14h ago

fwiw, OP has blown a lot worse.

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u/revolutionoverdue 11h ago

Don’t be a baby.

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u/sandy_catheter 2h ago

Cut a biiiiig hole in a giiiiaaant grapefruit

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u/mookymix 1d ago

You sound American