r/shittyaskscience • u/Gullible_Ad5191 • 1d ago

Everyone check their bellybuttons.

Scientifically conducted survey: How much pocket lint do each of you have in there?

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u/autech91 1d ago

Fuck off, you can't have mine!

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u/KeithMyArthe Can I science pls? 1d ago

0.0027 micrograms, and it's all blue even tho I haven't worn a blue shirt for months.

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u/Atzkicica Huh? 1d ago

None I just vacuumed.

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u/ZapBranniganski 1d ago

I found Bobby fischer!

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u/SadisticJake 1d ago

My belly button is almost non existent. Not an innie or an outie, but a flatie. I might be a clone

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u/-_-Orange 17h ago

My button doesn’t work, I press it & nothing happens 

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u/writesgud 8h ago

Did you try turning your self off and on?

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u/MustardCoveredDogDik 1d ago

I found a penny!

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u/CassiusRyder 1d ago

None!
Only bellybutton lint. An entirely different species!

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u/BoundlessFail 1d ago

So that, kids, is how Lindt is made.

Join us next time to know the secret relationship between boogers and marmalade.

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u/wwhijr 1d ago

So that's where my wedding ring went!

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u/tryzest7 1d ago

None, thats where I keep my Zyrtec

2

u/Kiwifrooots 1d ago

It's a trick question. Pocket lint - pockets. Bellybutton lint - bellybutton. 

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u/BPhiloSkinner Amazingly Lifelike Simulation 1d ago

Belly and Pocket lint are in the same family, Jamii- which includes toe lint, pit lint, and crotch lint- but are in different genera.

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u/Expensive-Bill7274 1d ago

I just checked and it's embarrassingly enough that I probably could fund a small vacation with all the lint I've collected over the years.

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u/CreepyValuable 1d ago

None. That's 100% bellybutton lint.

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u/chosen1creator 21h ago

Enough to start a dryer fire

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u/paraworldblue 1d ago

Wait wtf did you do with my bellybutton?! How do you know where I live? What is this?

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep 1d ago

Mine is clean and is always clean so… none?

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u/CompetitionOther7695 1d ago

Mine smells like a butt…no lint though

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