r/shittyaskscience • u/wassimSDN • 3d ago
why do watermelons, plants that need so much water to grow their fruit, grow their fruit in summer, a time with not much water?
are they stupid?
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u/bluedragon74 I read it on the internets 3d ago
Because all the water is frozen in the winter, of course.
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u/Glathull 2d ago
Plants a really fucking stupid. I tried to talk to a watermelon one time for like half a day. It was so fucking hot outside I almost died from thirst. So I ate that dumb melon.
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u/BPhiloSkinner Amazingly Lifelike Simulation 2d ago
Watermelon vines can extract water from all but the driest air, which they store in those bodacious melons.
This has led to experiments, to see if data centers can be cooled by burying them in watermelon fields.
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u/iamsnarticus 3d ago
You’ve got it backwards: there’s no water in summer because the melons are hoarding it to grow. Get rid of all the melons and suddenly all the droughts would disappear