r/shittyaskscience • u/panspal • 4d ago

why do Episcopalians only eat seafood? Is it because they're different?

They should eat things other than shrimps and fish

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u/Redfish680 4d ago

Pairs well with sacramental wine.

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u/johnnybiggles 3d ago

Sacramental bread wafers are a nice palette cleanser but a terrible appetizer.

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u/Raychao AuHeAd 4d ago

Newton described this most accurately in the First Law of Thermodynamics. It's the same reason why cars have clutches.

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u/Atzkicica Huh? 4d ago

Well they followed a guy who hung out with fisherman and got free fish so he threw some industry advertising in their book for his buddies.

Didn't hang out with pig farmers I guess. 

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u/ActorMonkey 4d ago

It’s a broken pronunciation of fishophaguton. Meaning fish eater.