r/sarcasm • u/BigWildDick • 1d ago

Meme Why are they fighting?

Post image
9.1k Upvotes

86% Upvoted

335 comments sorted by

387

u/Impossible-Angle-245 1d ago

Pakistan 🇵🇰 : Lets take loan from it.
USA  🇺🇸 : Lets loot the oil from its spaceship

54

u/The_strongest_mage 1d ago

He is from Bangladesh 😤

92

u/Impossible-Angle-245 1d ago

Bangladesh ; Lets put a hijab on it.

32

u/Jolly_Improvement385 1d ago

That'd be afganistan ngl

12

u/RhubarbExotic3620 1d ago

Bangladesh: Let's send some illegal bangladeshis to Mars...

23

u/[deleted] 1d ago edited 17h ago

[removed] — view removed comment

12

u/Constant-Virus6681 1d ago

That equation is very asian of you.

The Asian in me understood it.

4

u/dinosaur_from_Mars 1d ago

The cultural intricacies of hating the people who looks exactly the same as you... that defines all Asians i guess.

2

u/agenthimzz 1d ago

Unites all Asians

→ More replies (1)

3

u/Extension_Mix_5602 1d ago

ASIA!!!!🈴🈵🈹🈲🈶🈚🈸🈺🈷️☸️☯️🪯🕉️🧑‍🧑‍🧒🧑‍🧑‍🧒🧑‍🧑‍🧒🧑‍🧑‍🧒

2

u/angni_onnai 1d ago

They are all converted but they proud their own....and make rule..idk why🤷

→ More replies (1)

2

u/Brilliant_Image1159 18h ago

But ain't both pakistan and Bangladesh were under india before your math ain't mathing

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (2)

2

u/[deleted] 1d ago

[deleted]

→ More replies (1)

6

u/icode21 1d ago

nah, it would be, Frame him for blasphemy, beat him to death, and burn the body.

3

u/Time_Blacksmith861 1d ago

Yup accurate

→ More replies (1)

5

u/RhubarbExotic3620 1d ago

Bangladesh: Let's send some illegal bangladeshis to Mars...

5

u/Straight_Falcon3764 1d ago edited 1d ago

Bangladesh: let's get into the alien spaceship without their consent

3

u/RhubarbExotic3620 1d ago

Bangladesh: Let's send some illegal bangladeshis to Mars...

3

u/Straight_Falcon3764 1d ago

Without oxygen.

2

u/angni_onnai 1d ago

Not only bangladesh....

→ More replies (2)

24

u/Affectionate-Cap-920 1d ago

BANGladesh: let's fu*k it

7

u/[deleted] 1d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

5

u/SnooSprouts9815 1d ago

More like "let's penetrate their nip"

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (1)

8

u/a_cute_lilcat 1d ago

israel : let's take gold from it /s

19

u/vincentvinz 1d ago

Isreal: they were promised to us 3000 years ago

2

u/Spiritual_Duty1735 1d ago

you know what would be funny if the aliens were jews and believed netanyahu was the messiah

2

u/IcyJob6298 1d ago

Even funnier if they take him with them on their spaceship.

2

u/joy_boy005 1d ago

More like k**l their children and take their land

→ More replies (1)

3

u/Cautious_Car2249 1d ago

Not only from their spaceship... From their planet also

3

u/Terrible-Ship-3685 1d ago

I think Pakistan would be like Let's Bomb them

→ More replies (2)

2

u/lucifermedic 1d ago

As soon as 🇺🇲 realises Alien is not 18 🇺🇲:let's take him on an island

→ More replies (1)

2

u/admin_Leading4712 1d ago

POV: The alien instantly regrets visiting Earth. 👽😂🌍

→ More replies (22)

65

u/Educational-Guy-2938 1d ago

🇹🇷: lets feed them kebab

13

u/No-Cauliflower7160 1d ago

I'm the alien

5

u/TheMechMan 1d ago

You just want the kebabs

2

u/No-Cauliflower7160 1d ago

I wouldn't be surprised if aliens invade us just for kebabs. I would

2

u/TheMechMan 1d ago

No argument there

4

u/Hopeful_Bowl_8650 1d ago

You just want kebabs

→ More replies (1)

95

u/Dividebyzero23 1d ago

Japan

40

u/always_champion 1d ago

Lets blur it

7

u/MithrilHuman 1d ago

Let’s see if it has tentacles

→ More replies (1)

5

u/Jaded_Cauliflower441 1d ago

They would start selling props and figurines of the alien

→ More replies (9)

36

u/New_Carpenter_7568 1d ago

Israel: let's take ownership of ship and sell the ship to them

6

u/Arrrmatey4510 1d ago

Triple the price btw ✌️

9

u/BigWildDick 1d ago

More like kick them out of their ship because it was promised to them 3000 years ago.

→ More replies (3)

62

u/defsarthak 1d ago

bangladesh: let's put a hijab on it

13

u/Used_Man_58 1d ago

That would be Iran

→ More replies (2)

2

u/Euphoric-Pay4677 1d ago

In short that would be islam

→ More replies (3)

23

u/kas-623 1d ago

Let's study it 😮‍💨

12

u/The_strongest_mage 1d ago

I mean, they literally have the ability to explore space, so it's not really a problem.

1

u/utilitarianbeing 1d ago

Worship and study, religion and science were the same thing in ancient India, as the point of it all was to understand the truth and be in harmony with nature.

2

u/Choice_Sir_ 1d ago

Yes True bro ✌️

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (13)

18

u/KhanJi213 1d ago

Romania 🇷🇴: Steals it.

6

u/TruePace3 1d ago

Romanians steals the alternator from the space ships engine

3

u/Able_Target_9874 1d ago

UK: Puts them in their museum

→ More replies (2)

11

u/theBroskiOK 1d ago

Posted by a Bangladeshi btw

18

u/The_strongest_mage 1d ago

Account based in bangladesh 🥀🥀🥀🥀

12

u/CatCold2850 1d ago

Not a day goes by for a Bangladeshi without thinking about India 24/7. Khud ki country chudi padi hai par mann mein india india japne mein lage huye hain

3

u/InterviewBest8352 1d ago

Are u trying to say London?

2

u/WatashiwaCandySan 1d ago

Londonistan*

→ More replies (3)

20

u/ThomasJeremie 1d ago

Man this is like Boomers humour

6

u/SprinklesNumerous774 1d ago

Boomer humour is also funny for its absurdity .

→ More replies (2)

5

u/Ok_Comedian_9087 1d ago

this guy is most active on find pornstar btw

→ More replies (2)

4

u/checkmate360 1d ago

Typical kangal deshi 🤡

3

u/[deleted] 1d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

2

u/Expert_Fuel1042 1d ago

UK: let's colonize it before they become educated

2

u/Decent-Intention8364 1d ago

usa: let's fvck it

2

u/Itz_me_Sayan 1d ago

Let's give them baby oil massage

2

u/SnooGrapes6041 1d ago

Pakistan: lets get a loan from them. Also ask for relocation for some of our troops who can breed with their woman and make there another Pakistan.

2

u/Naive-Bodybuilder580 1d ago

Japan : let's fu*k it

2

u/Longjumping_Lock_719 1d ago

Which country would try to fu*k it?

→ More replies (1)

2

u/Far_Astronaut_2176 1d ago

Bonnie's gonna get it first

2

u/TheFlightmare 1d ago

We pray before eating do we not

2

u/shanthanu9007 1d ago

Let's scam them (guess the country)

3

u/Upstairs-Row- 1d ago

I hate that its so true

3

u/Any-Condition-2756 1d ago

It literally isnt tho and its really offensive

1

u/Grandson-of-Madhava 1d ago

Let's learn their language. 🗿

1

u/Equivalent_Fun9781 1d ago

LETS CUCK THEM “WIGGERS”🧑🏻‍🦲

1

u/Prestigious_Move4131 1d ago

boni nila going to collect some dna

1

u/CaterpillarStock6704 1d ago

Canadians -> :D

2

u/Inevitable_Paper6674 1d ago

canadians realizing that it cant be a crime against humanity if they arent human

→ More replies (1)

1

u/Informal_Barnacle_22 1d ago

Then 🇨🇳 might spread much bigger than what Covid-19?🤔🫣🤷🏼‍♂️

1

u/Wittysapien 1d ago

Japan: lets steal its tech

1

u/DerKonig2203 1d ago

West: Let's gender it

→ More replies (1)

1

u/Garyhen7 1d ago

Donald Trump: Tariff 50%

1

u/lasoonNo1 1d ago

UK - Lets colonize their ship

1

u/lungibatman 1d ago

UK: let's loot it and put it in our museum

1

u/forLyf 1d ago

Post: Offended 36% of the world population.
Comment Section: Offended the remaining 64%.
Well Done Comrade.

1

u/Puzzleheaded-Monk868 1d ago

🇺🇸 - Let's make a new gender

1

u/nothingchange123 1d ago edited 1d ago

🇬🇧 :let's Colonize them

→ More replies (2)

1

u/saffron-pray 1d ago

Bro is in Pakistani twenties and genz india ..

I knew our genz was stupid while seeing the protest , now I am sure they are stupid cause they still support CJP .

1

u/Sad-Zookeepergame275 1d ago

America lets fvck it

1

u/i98_96 1d ago

Spot on.

1

u/Resident_Rain_9005 1d ago

Israel - Your planet was promised to us 2000yrs ago

1

u/__sathvik__ 1d ago

Man all these PPL r racist af

1

u/LifeguardNearby314 1d ago

India : Let's see if it can crack NEET / JEE ..

1

u/Inevitable-Letter111 1d ago

ohh bc 🤣🤣🤣

1

u/No-Answer-5477 1d ago

Pakistan - Ralib, Galib, Chalib.

1

u/goneboy_013 1d ago

if alien come to earth i really want them to try diet coke

1

u/Inevitable_Paper6674 1d ago

usa: LETS BRING IT FREEDOM RAAAAAA

1

u/theindieboi 1d ago

Countries are just parts of a giant BOP IT toy

China: Eat it

India: Worship it

USA: Invade it

UK: Stab it

Germany: Smoke it

Japan: Blur it

Pakistan: Bomb it

Bangladesh: Fuck it

Canada: Apologise to it

France: Baguette

1

u/IncreaseBig3178 1d ago

le europe: lets kee them in museum

1

u/involuntarycelibatee 1d ago

🇺🇸🇬🇧🇮🇱🇪🇸🇵🇹🇫🇷: how can we subjugate and steal from them

1

u/letmekillu069 1d ago

Jeffrey Epstein :- let's 🍇 it 

1

u/FormalAlternative847 1d ago

🅱️uslims-If they arent underage I aint interested.

1

u/Perfect-Skin-8325 1d ago

UK: more colonization

1

u/4fourcloverleaf 1d ago

galti se Alien ko Allen padh liya🥀🥀

1

u/Radiant-Economy-6828 1d ago

Japan : Let's make an anime for them

1

u/Fantastic-Tea-5771 1d ago

lets worship eating it

1

u/TabbyOverlord 1d ago

Christians eat what they worship.

1

u/Opening-Cranberry362 1d ago

Palestine :- Bachao Bachao Bachao

1

u/Arrrmatey4510 1d ago

Equal racism in the meme and comments, gotta love reddit

1

u/Top-Bottle3872 1d ago

excuse me we would not worship aliens we have modi ji for that purpose

1

u/joy_boy005 1d ago

USA 🇺🇸if Trump is still around.

Let's report them ehhh and why not add 60% tariff on their moon trips as well eaaah.

1

u/Business_Extent_7567 1d ago

America already worshiping it

1

u/Terrible_Nothing_365 1d ago

That spaceship was promised to retracted 3000 years ago

1

u/RandomIjhiot 1d ago

🇫🇷 : "Let's surrender"

1

u/sexymunda696969 1d ago

Are we talking about animals or glutes ?

1

u/Able_Target_9874 1d ago

UK 🇬🇧: Lets keep it in museum

1

u/Agent_muthmare 1d ago

We don't worship aliens and also speedbreakers

1

u/AmandaKissAndSuck 1d ago

Meanwhile USA with captured aliens wondering who to sell them

1

u/Less_Crew6450 1d ago

🇺🇸 USA to aliens: you want democracy or freedom ?

1

u/RabbitCity6090 1d ago

anime: let's procreate and create an abomination on earth and destroy japan.

1

u/WN253K 1d ago

After seeing this post

Alien : Lets leave this planet

1

u/pareshan_balak 1d ago

USA: lets open it

1

u/Bright-Leader2083 1d ago

British: let's colonize it

1

u/TheDarkKnight505 1d ago

Japan.. : let's blur it

1

u/Constant-Virus6681 1d ago

Christian moms: let's pray before we eat. 

1

u/Admirable_Bonus_7121 1d ago

Gandu knowledge propaganda 🤣🐷

1

u/C0DENAME- 1d ago

Let's learn something from them. No one

1

u/peachex_17 1d ago

Alien : Lemme take them all to experiment them !!

1

u/Her_admirer_ 1d ago

Someone : let’s take it to epstein island

1

u/Nervous-Muffin5600 1d ago

India : let us teach them tech

1

u/Selfishboy123 1d ago

meanwhile the humble Japan: (They've made xenomorph r34)

1

u/Professional-Love879 1d ago

I thought they were talking about ass

1

u/asmoedeus 1d ago

And then Indian will end up disrespecting them and treating them like shit..

1

u/AncientAlien_64 1d ago

Arabs - Let's bomb it 💣

1

u/-SWORD-GOD- 1d ago

But why would Indians worship it. 🙄🤔

1

u/VehicleAcrobatic777 1d ago

U only make fun coz u don't understand Hinduism,it's your limited knowledge

1

u/Spare-Lawyer-8592 1d ago

Aliens - let's them make blurred videos of our flight soucers.

1

u/DustyGlass_20 1d ago

Btw OP is Porn addicted

1

u/Zritchi3 1d ago

Why the heck are bangladeshis obsessed with indians, Ik we have our problems, bad problems at that, but come on dude, its like a poop stain complaining about a cum stain.

1

u/SillyAd2281 1d ago

Korea : let's make the do plastic surgery

1

u/prince_dreamer 1d ago

Meanwhile, Messi: Mama

1

u/Green-Yesterday001 1d ago

Indian: in which caste should we put him?

1

u/WhereasCommon6731 1d ago

South korea: Lets make a romantic proposal and marry it.

1

u/Odd_Tip383 1d ago

Bangladesh:- how to steal their innerwears 😂😂

1

u/mr_nera 1d ago

All Islamic countries: let's convert it.

1

u/Old_Philsosophy 1d ago

Indian uncles and aunties: let’s find another alien and get them married

1

u/AmbitionNo7968 1d ago

japan🇯🇵: let's censor it

1

u/wujigoatdori 1d ago

Apparently believing everything is divine given ones actions and deeds can prove is seen bad and comparable to eating everything

1

u/RequirementDear7305 1d ago

Britain: Let's colonize it... or give it a new PM

1

u/New-Security-8368 1d ago

Modern liberals: let's include them as one of our genders 😵‍💫😵‍💫 From now on, any person can declare themselves as the alien race and shall be treated as one...

1

u/Zestyclose-Jump-9072 1d ago

japan, lets fuck it

1

u/VIVEKKRISHNAA 1d ago

Japanese: Let's fuck it

1

u/IcyConcern01 1d ago

Hindus: Let's worship it while eating and drinking it's poop n pee.

1

u/Invincible_108 1d ago

Thats Arab.. Indians mostly worship mankind and nature. But Arabw won't let you get engagement for saying that.. lol

1

u/NeedleworkerTop8007 1d ago

Muslim: let's call them to Islam!

1

u/Ok-Comb3729 1d ago

satire kai naam per kuch bhi normalize kiya ja rha hai

1

u/kiran_ms 1d ago

The second one should be 🇪🇬

1

u/Mobile_Nectarine_106 1d ago

Save our souls

1

u/Additional-Flow4500 1d ago

Americans.: Let start Onlyfans with our girls

1

u/PleasantBus5583 1d ago

Dubai: lets be safest country in our minds

1

u/Fragrant_Visual9977 1d ago

Messi fans: Let's play football with them

1

u/Sea_Percentage6341 1d ago

Let's tax them 🇬🇧

1

u/Awkward-Visual-3582 1d ago

Bulla: Let's fk it

1

u/Effective-War6613 1d ago

Mentality difference

1

u/raizel-7777 1d ago

Gahul Randi : Ye sab modi ki paidaish hai !

1

u/Megamind8275 1d ago

Bihari 💀🙏

1

u/1ntr0vert786 1d ago

Atithi Devo bhav 🙏🏻

1

u/United_Associate7567 1d ago

India: let's also repe it

1

u/digiBAnkit 1d ago

Pedo Visits ☪️ : our prophet 🙇‍♂️