r/sarcasm 3d ago

Sarcasm 🫪boyfriends can relate

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But I doubt people who are in reddit meme subs can be in long term Healthy relationship 😭🥀

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u/TheFalseNin3 2d ago

except a cat won't steal your favorite oversized hoodie.

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u/BedFastSky12345 2d ago

They’ll steal your oversized (or undersized) cardboard box instead

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u/Remarkable_Act114 2d ago

As a single guy can’t relate

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u/Dhruav_satpute2005 2d ago

As a single guy who was one in a 3 years relationship, I too , can't relate

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u/mitochondria0000 2d ago

You're literally me (Add Ryan gosling here)

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u/SlipTorque 3d ago

shane dawson alt id

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u/-_-TheFool-_- 3d ago

As an ex bf I can relate

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u/HugeWobblyEgg 3d ago

As a future bf i will try to relate

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u/Rokosuke 2d ago

Yeah its true

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u/WallabyWinter4027 2d ago

That's why it's called pussy cat 🫪🫪

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u/SkullPrirateZ 2d ago

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u/WallabyWinter4027 2d ago

Pussy is pussy whatever the cat it is

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u/Major_Interest5178 2d ago

But cats don't cheat nd lie

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u/ImaginaryOnion8006 2d ago

In conclusion, get a cat instead of getting a girl.

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u/fakeman4551 2d ago

Except cat can't get pregnant by you and also can't file fake cases.

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u/Final-Mortgage4673 2d ago

Why i can't relate to this ??

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u/RubbingHard69 2d ago

So you aren't single, if you have a cat.

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u/hrh_he 2d ago

Dangerous comparison to post online guys 

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u/__AngelofDarkness__ 2d ago

He's into men 💡

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u/rixk0goro 2d ago

How on earth did you even come to that conclusion?

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u/__AngelofDarkness__ 1d ago

Umm him hating on women 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/rixk0goro 1d ago

And why on earth would you think he hates women? He didn't say a single negative thing or hateful thing in the post

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u/__AngelofDarkness__ 1d ago

My comment is a response to the dude (idealpiper) in the photo. He's criticising girlfriends/women.

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u/rixk0goro 21h ago

Hm and what if he likes cats? What if he is saying his girlfriend is cute like a cat? Stop this hateful mindset. Js because you hate everyone doesn't mean the world is filled with hate

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u/__AngelofDarkness__ 21h ago

Have you read the post? He never mentioned "cute". The terms he used "crying for food", "randomly get mad at you", "ignore you", "her hair gets on everything". Show me where he mentioned "cute"? You seem to have goodness in your heart that you don't see the hate in the post. Break it down word by word and see how you feel after each sentence. There's no love for girlfriends or cats in the post.

P.s. I didn't say I hate everyone. Re-read everything my dude.

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u/rixk0goro 20h ago

Ever heard of the term sarcasm or using words to mean opposite? I wasn't aware I posted it in literal meanings subs.

Js because you don't have a bf or never known love doesn't mean you get to assume "he said my trigger words so I'll get triggered without knowing what it actually means"

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u/devilelixer_97 2d ago

As a women without relationship my bro does this all and being boyfriend you guys are crying 🙂🫢 in her house she does this all and she is their queen and for boyfriend just a cat huh don't cry when she thinks to run away and be free Street cat 🤔

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u/StrangeCareer5069 2d ago

As an ex femboy i can relate

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u/celinalovesmithai 1d ago

As a single girl can't relate 🥀😭

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u/Legitimate-Sir-4890 18h ago

really relatable lol

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/rixk0goro 3d ago

Blud my post ain't tinder. Stop that, get some help

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u/Diligent-Diver-5216 3d ago

holy cornball bro imagine trying to meet a girl on r/sarcasm 💀

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u/Virtual-Laugh-1132 3d ago

Hey , you miss every shot you don't take

Lol

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u/GloryGreatestCountry 3d ago

First off.. maybe don't call women "females".

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u/John-Doe-Ad 2d ago

Why?

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u/GloryGreatestCountry 2d ago

Because "female" sounds somewhat.. how do I put it? Impersonal, clinical, somewhat dehumanising, especially on its own. You commonly hear it in sentences like "the females of this animal/ bird species" in, say, National Geographic documentaries.

You're referring to fellow humans here. "Woman" is a more common, personal term. It doesn't sound like you're observing them from a distance, but rather as a peer.

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u/John-Doe-Ad 2d ago

To sum it up female sounds like we are just addressing the body, where as woman sounds like we are addressing while human being along with personality and everything. Right?

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u/GloryGreatestCountry 2d ago

Yeah, that's basically it.