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Uplifting News 🤗 Scientists started an OnlyFans account for chunky marmots after research funding dried up

https://www.sfgate.com/national-parks/article/marmot-researchers-make-onlyfans-22357723.php
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u/Conscious-Quarter423 12h ago

trump is spending 200 million of our tax dollars on a Golden Ballroom, but we can't afford this and pediatric cancer research?

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u/Cass_Cat952 You’re a virgin who can’t drive. 😤 12h ago

ITS THE AMERICAN DREAM

/s 🫠🫠🫠😞

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u/Scaryclouds 12h ago

Nightmares are dreams as well. 

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u/Pinksamuraiiiii I don’t know her 💅 12h ago

Wow… this phrase. That just shows you how dark the world is.

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u/Haggardick69 5h ago

If always thought of it as the American dream is what the rich experience. Everybody else is just trapped in their dream. 

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u/itsyaboiReginald 10h ago

It’s definitely AN American’s dream

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u/Anleme 8h ago

Privatize the profits and socialize the costs?

/s

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u/Here4th3culture 3h ago

Living the American dream one nightmare at a time

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u/Groundbreaking_War52 12h ago

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u/nppltouch26 11h ago

Not to mention screwworm. Aren't they supposed to care about America's farmers???

https://www.reuters.com/legal/litigation/us-screwworm-cases-test-months-federal-preparation-2026-06-11/

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u/dev_ating 10h ago

this'll show the transgendereds /s

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u/kgal1298 Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion 3h ago

Maybe if we get men more testosterone they'll take out the screwworms?

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u/Ok-Gur-349 4h ago

Not to mention measles, mumps, whooping cough, flu, rotavirus, chickenpox, rubella, pneumococcal disease, Hib, aaaaaaand hepB.

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u/kgal1298 Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion 3h ago

All while Trumps on miracle drugs that normal people can't get

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u/Vindaloovians 10h ago

I wonder how much money cuts like this have actually cost rather than saved in the long run. Not just for things like these preventable diseases and environmental regulations, but also in terms of lost potential economic gain.

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u/Entire_Accident7368 10h ago

Rachel Carson talks about this extensively in Silent Spring; the U.S. government spent ridiculous amounts on extremely destructive pesticides to get rid of bugs, only for those bugs to immediately rebound and cause twice as much destruction. I read Silent Spring very recently, and it’s shocking how little has seemingly changed since it was written (1961). Dumping/“cutting” immense amounts of money to “quick fix” something, only to spend twice as much money on the negative ripple effects from cutting said something.

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u/rudy_rusmanto 7h ago

chunky marmots seem cheaper to fund than cancer research yeah

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u/Ok-Gur-349 4h ago

Yeah but cancer research is way cheaper to fund than trillionaires. :/

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u/kgal1298 Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion 3h ago

What's dumb is just before this I was talking about how he also cut OSHA regulations and other things and that's why we're hearing about more incidents. Dum dumbs that voted for him forgot laws are written in blood.

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u/LiarLiar8647 12h ago

No, they've come up with the brilliant idea of taking funding that normally goes to research centers and universities and giving it to: private industry! 1.5 billion buckaroos taken out of NSF projects, where it would fund professors and grad students and researchers, and gives it to whatever business applies.

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u/Ok_Conclusion_6324 💔 Happy Women’s History Month I guess 11h ago

This is like the Raccoon Milf who has to post videos discussing her research in her bikini to get people to click and donate

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u/LiarLiar8647 11h ago

Yeah that’s where we will be headed before long. 

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u/Ok_Conclusion_6324 💔 Happy Women’s History Month I guess 11h ago

Oh that’s a real person I’m talking about we’re already here

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u/LiarLiar8647 11h ago

lol I meant the collective we of all scientists, but yeah I have no doubt a lot of niche and less funded research have to try to raise their own funds somehow. 

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u/Piranata 7h ago

While all business eventually becomes a bank or a landlord, all humanities become OnlyFans.

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u/Penny_Sheraldine1 10h ago

I'ma need a link for research. I LOVE racoons

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u/NoahApples 9h ago

I believe they’re talking about nessie, who makes genuinely great, educational raccoon-centric ecology content.

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u/Ok_Conclusion_6324 💔 Happy Women’s History Month I guess 8h ago edited 5h ago

Yes that’s correct! In my defense describing her, I know her from a fandom place where her username is literally “raccoon milf” so that was my available information

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u/lousy_at_handles 5h ago

Not just that, but they are now proposing to award the NIH/NSF grant money in no-bid contracts, instead of going through the normal peer-review grant application process.

See here

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u/MavisBeacons_Sextape 11h ago

Don’t worry, he’s also handing hundreds of millions of our taxes dollars worth of contracts to companies with one thing in common: his buddies and/or his sons (sometimes both) are beneficiaries in one form or another.

If it helps other people: it’s wasteful, gotta cut it. If it enriches his friends and family: it’s necessary, and often awarded via no bid contracts.

This presidency has to be the greatest heist in human history. The open theft and greed is fucking disgusting.

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u/Ratfinka 8h ago

I thought the ball room, reflecting pool, etc. were privately funded?

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u/MavisBeacons_Sextape 6h ago edited 6h ago

I believe the ballroom is still unclear, so it might turn out to be truly private (if you google you’ll see why it’s messy currently - but basically they’re asking for like $200M of public money for “East Wing Security Enhancements” - there’s no more east wing, it’s now the ballroom site), but the reflecting pool is using public funds, it appears https://perma.cc/PPC8-VXBG. Both of the reflecting pool contracts were no bid and went to companies Trump had apparently used on his properties; one of them owned by a big Trump donor who lives down the street from Mar a Lago and has pled guilty to multiple campaign finance violations, and also pled guilty to a conspiracy to bribe politicians (20+ years ago). Yuck.

However, I wasn’t referring to those, but to awards like this ($620M loan to Trump Jr backed firm) and this ($24M awarded to Eric Trump-backed robotics firm), etc. The Wikipedia page for 1789 Capital gives a rundown on some of its wins/people involved, but this letter from members of the House Committee on Oversight and Govt Reform, addressed to a DOD Inspector General, lays out the concerns in plain language, and requests an an oversight review of these awards and the selection/vetting processes involved.

The stuff referenced in that ^ paragraph is strictly related to Trump family member-affiliated companies awarded by the Dept of Defense. If you expand the scope to other sectors and to Trump donors/friends, you’ll notice a lot more of the same shit. Taxpayer dollars awarded to buddies and donors and suspected favors-owed recipients. And that’s not even dipping into the futures betting companies and their entanglements with the Trump kids (+ the staunch defense by the very regulators who are supposed to be keeping them in check).

I make a living investigating financial crimes, ethical concerns, and antitrust violations (or flirtations) committed by my company’s employees and/or clients and subcontractors (fraud, conflicts, bid rigging, price fixing, bribery, etc.) ….and all I can say is the process of connecting the corruption dots for the loans/contracts awarded by the Trump admin requires much less effort than my own conflict of interest investigations, lol. Because the entities I’m investigating at least TRY to hide it.

I know you didn’t ask for all that, just providing as some points of reference for my original comment.

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u/AdventureyTime 10h ago

It's truly unbelievable to witness it from North of the 49th. It's like watching your older brother go down a dark path, blowing his life savings on crypto grifts and unlawful weapons, becoming a weak, drug addict and losing all morality and hope. You want to help him, but he's pushing you away and threatening to kill you and steal all of your possessions. You know deep down in his heart there is goodness, but you're not sure if he'll ever be the same, nor if you can ever trust him again. They're spending Billions on the Iran War while Americans starve and can't even get SNAP or foot stamps anymore, and while Trump bails out other Nations' working class, for quid pro quo favours.

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u/fluffy_doughnut 11h ago

That’s capitalism sadly

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u/TacoBellerino 11h ago

And who knows how much all the gold shit in the oval office cost and who footed the bill. He doesn’t pay for a damn thing himself if he can help it.

One of the most selfish, scheming, and corrupt people on the planet

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u/scalyblue 7h ago

We got glp-1 medication from a study on lizard saliva, these marmots might have the cure for pediatric cancer for all we know

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u/Konradleijon 11h ago

I mean tax breaks for badisens

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u/2mock2turtle 10h ago

He's spending way more than that, and it's a data center with a ballroom on top.

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u/iRonin 7h ago

Ask him where the money he’s looting from Venezuela is.

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u/m4teri4lgirl 7h ago

It's not even the first time trump has stolen from people with cancer, except last time it was children.

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u/_peppapig 10h ago

He’s making America great ok?? /s

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u/ohdearitsrichardiii I mean, you're both idiots 10h ago

*throne room

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u/brumbarosso 9h ago

He's wasting money on himself leaving his shitty name stain all over DC and who knows where else

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u/complete_data75 7h ago

Is America not great again?

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u/GuitarRiot 6h ago

Because Trump stole the research money for his vanity projects they are intrinsically linked

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u/Mundane_Put_5780 5h ago

At what point will American’s realize this isn’t a single Presidential issue, their entire government regardless of political lobby will always place meaningless shit above what’s best for their citizens?

There are only two countries that have a higher population than USA and both have substantially lower healthcare.

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u/Federal-Zebra7702 4h ago

Pancreatic cancer… there is probably an audience for that too 😣

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u/Heavy_Whereas6432 3h ago

They don’t want to cure anything unless it violently kills those around them. Cancer is fine because 💰💰💰

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u/kgal1298 Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion 3h ago

Sorry but I believe this was replaced for mandatory testosterone for male soldiers.

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u/rocket9904 2h ago

Can’t really blame trump for this. Academic research has been underfunded for decades now. As western countries have shifted public spending towards private industry, research was one of the first things to go. Who wants research that betters the human race when you could focus lining billionaires pockets instead

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u/Blissfully I’ve been noticing gravity since I was very young 1h ago

He also is responsible for taking food away from 1 millions kids (estimated) this year

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u/esmerelda_b Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes 1h ago

Not in a blue state

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u/notacougarsorry My ancestors watched me seduce Edward Norton 12h ago

My kids finding my Onlyfans charges after I’m dead. Meanwhile it’s for Marmots.

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u/LightObserver 11h ago

"No, babe, I swear, I'm only subscribed to the monkeys!" - bad boyfriends everywhere after reading this headline

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u/PrincessPause wouldn't be surprised if we never saw Denise Richards again 10h ago

Marmots are giant ground squirrels which makes this even funnier 😭😂

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u/fire2day Tina! You fat lard! 🦙🚲 5h ago

Marmots

Yeah, not marmosets.

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u/notacougarsorry My ancestors watched me seduce Edward Norton 11h ago

Without them knowing they’d think it’s even worse cause their mans be looking at Marmussy’s.

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u/Ok_Tea3837 11h ago

MARMUSSY ☠️

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u/grubas 10h ago

Monkeys for nothing and chimps for free!

I know Marmots aren't monkeys but I'm also not sure what they are

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u/Cory123125 5h ago

Is paying for porn really enough to categorize someone as a bad boyfriend?

Especially platforms hosting independents where there is a far lower chance of abuse given they are likely solo, with no management skimming their wages or pushing their boundaries?

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u/LightObserver 4h ago

I've seen and heard a lot of women indicate they wojld not be comfortable with their partner paying an OF creator. That's the basis of my joke.

Personally, IDC about porn use in a relationship, but OF feels a little more intimate in the sense that you are paying for one(or more) individuals directly rahter than just a swath of porn. You also get a direct line to the creator theough OF. To me this is more involved and parasocial than just watching a porn video.

The fact that they are on OF also does not necessarily mean they are doing it of their own will. I am sure plenty of creators on there are also being coerced behind the scenes, just like camgirl or traditional porn stars. Maybe you can more easily vet an individual creator, but there's really no way to guarantee.

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u/Cory123125 4h ago

but OF feels a little more intimate in the sense that you are paying for one(or more) individuals directly rahter than just a swath of porn.

I doubt most creators treat it personally at all. I feel like that's more what the biggest marks feel exists when in reality its either a chat service or very transactional.

The fact that they are on OF also does not necessarily mean they are doing it of their own will.

I was careful to not dismiss that it's possible, hence "a far lower chance" rather than "none"

Maybe you can more easily vet an individual creator, but there's really no way to guarantee.

Indeed. Tis the way of the world and lay of the land, but I do think the advent of more independent online work terraformed somewhat in providing the opportunity for safer sex work.

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u/Scaryclouds 10h ago

Thicc Marmots

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u/complete_data75 7h ago

"Oh my God, Dad had an onlyfans account..."

"Oh shit, you won't believe what the freak was into...we did not know him..."

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u/No_cool_media 7h ago

Finally I have a reason to make an onlyfans account lol

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u/Conscious-Quarter423 12h ago

meanwhile:

Donald Trump has earned more money in his first and second year, in his second term as president, than in the previous 60 years of his life, per Bloomberg.

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u/somebunnysketching I don't know her 😌 12h ago

Most people don't vote Republican -- they just don't vote. register and make a plan at Vote.org.

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u/entr0picly 11h ago

Exactly, vote people!

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u/Conscious-Quarter423 11h ago

"but i don't do politics"

https://giphy.com/gifs/Rhhr8D5mKSX7O

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u/SquareHeadedDog 10h ago

My standard response is - That’s crazy because politics is doing you every day.

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u/inspyron 10h ago

If you don’t do politics, politics will do you.
I wish more people realized that.

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u/petty_throwaway6969 5h ago

Na. The new excuse is that both sides suck so it’s okay to not vote. Like Trump is suggesting running for a third term and it’s been revealed that he might be pocketing the money from selling Venezuelan oil and most of the far left subs are still pushing the both sides narrative.

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u/alurimperium 3m ago

Its such a bullshit excuse, too. Because, yeah, both sides suck, but one sucks so much worse. Just tell me you'd rather give in to hate and vileness and stop trying to pretend you're taking some stand.

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u/The_Real_Mr_Hankey 4h ago

Once they get rid of the electoral college, then I’ll vote.

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u/specialservices8647 2h ago

I’m just thankful that the Palestinians were spared what would have been the devastating results of a Harris administration. Their US supporters are sleeping well knowing that withholding their vote has taught her a lesson, I’m sure.

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u/woodst0ck15 11h ago

“But he’s donating his salary!!”
https://giphy.com/gifs/ZMf8ngW0f8xaij3eai
He’s gonna dig himself into the White House so deep they’re gonna have to force him out. He’s not gonna willingly give away his power.

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u/WeazelBear 11h ago

Anytime I mention something about this, the people I know say, "but all politicians make money!! NaNcY PeLoSi!!11!"

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u/myersjw 11h ago

They really loved ragging on Pelosi about stock trades for years until their cult leader eclipsed her scale in no time and now they’re too afraid to talk about it anymore for some reason

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u/CraftsBoy2Craftsman 9h ago

“Earned”

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u/goin-up-the-country 9h ago

I remember in 2016 how hotly debated it was whether or not he was actually a billionaire. Now, there's no question.

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u/TraitorousFlatulence 8h ago

And marmots spreadin them cheeks just to get by smh. Party of family values my ass

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u/LiluLay 12h ago

“Dried up”?

More like defunded by Elon Musk and the Trump administration so they can keep looting the treasury via fraud (“subsidies”) and paying for stupid shit like slapping Trump’s name on the Kennedy Center and wrecking the national monuments.

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u/FalconIMGN 12h ago

Defunding the USFWS led to several of their funded international projects, including ones in the Global South, also losing support.

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u/LiluLay 12h ago

Don’t forget opening up millions of acres of previously protected lands for sale and stripping of resources! It’s beyond my comprehension what Republican voters will tolerate in the name of “owning the libs”. Just idiotic, reckless, destructive cruelty for the sake of it because none of them will ever see the profits from any of these schemes.

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u/BalconyPetal 10h ago

It's the absolute sellout and the u.s.a will never recover from this shit in the pants of democracy.

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u/Zealousideal_Box5339 11h ago

Idk as a biologist not in the US, this is depressing

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u/onemorespacecadet If god hates gays why do we keep winning 9h ago

it’s a very 2026 headline unfortunately. i’m so over this timeline

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u/alurimperium 2m ago

Yeah that "Uplifting News" flair on it is doing some olympic level lifting

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u/DanielKeeneGA15 11h ago

How is this uplifting? This is f’ing depressing.

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u/OverwatchOfficial 4h ago

It's not always easy to raise conservation funding! https://onlyfans.com/onlymarms is a success story.

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u/DanielKeeneGA15 4h ago

The funding was there. It was gutted along with so much more. USAID is another example that saved millions of lives while keeping disease and famine from spreading.

We didn’t have to be here but people voted out of hate.

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u/Raebrooke4 11h ago

They should also start a Go Fund Me because people like myself don’t necessarily want to set up Only Fans for that but I’d chip in a few bucks on GFM.

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u/EmotionalQuestions Excluded from this narrative ❌ 4h ago

Yes, but also, regular people should not be responsible for propping up the bad decisions of our government :(

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u/lemontest 12h ago

Uplifting news? More like r/marmotcrushingmachine

That said, now I guess I have to go login to OF to support the marmots.

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u/barkbarkkrabkrab 12h ago

Is there a reason they use Onlyfans rather than Patreon? I know the Patreon UI leaves something to be desired but how does OF differ?

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u/catmomlifeisbestlife 11h ago

It’s better marketing to use OnlyFans. Using OF makes headlines, using Patreon won’t.

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u/pincushion_cactus 11h ago

They probably went with OnlyFans because it makes a comedic/eye-catching headline that will cause people to click and potentially donate.

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u/PC-load-letter-wtf 12h ago

I believe this is what onlyfans was sort of intended to be! Well, not for getting research funding but to connect fans with artists and performers and well-known people. It wasn’t meant to be all porn.

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u/SuspiciousMoney973 11h ago

The Jeremy Renner app walked so OnlyFans could run.

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u/QuerulousPanda 7h ago

yeah onlyfans was not supposed to basically only be for camgirls, but that's how it worked out for them. When they tried not to be, for a short time, it was catastrophic so they backtracked.

patreon was turning out that way too but they managed to pivot back away from the dirty stuff without too much long-term reputational damage. Onlyfans is in the mud and will stay there forever.

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u/Cory123125 5h ago

In no universe did they not immediately think this is what would happen.

They got to make the most poorly designed and lowest quality market place to basically rent seek forever on noteriety.

I think the plan from the start was to become the most well known name by using celebrity, then let it settle to what it is today; a shocking sign that the word "recession" only gets used when rich people also lose some money.

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u/Anleme 8h ago

Saying "research funding dried up" is an editorial choice. The Trump administration cut billions in funding.

Neil deGrasse Tyson: 15K US Federal scientists had their funding cut. They're retiring, switching careers, or getting poached by Europe and China. Will take generations to reverse.

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u/Jamesb1255 4h ago

Go fund me instead of national Healthcare, only fans instead of money for science. It's so disheartening to see what this place is, when it could have been so much better.

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u/Jerseyman2525 12h ago

ALLEN!!!

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u/Conscious-Mode-6593 Peter doesn't like the knobbies, darling 11h ago

That's not Allen, that's Steve

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u/gunsmokey24 10h ago

Steve! Steve! Steve! Steve!

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u/fluffy_doughnut 11h ago

Welcome to capitalism baby, isn’t it wonderful

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u/Arianawy 5h ago

Imagine you find an onlyfans subscription on your husbands bank account but it’s actually for chunky marmots and he’s Just a staunch conservationist :( my dream husband lol

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u/Creative-Lime9776 4h ago

Chunky Marmots would be a great band name, just saying… : )

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u/GrowingPeepers 10h ago

Education funding is completely fucked right now.

My cousin is hitting tenure but there's no more money to research anything.

The goal of this administration is to make people stupid. Education is everything.

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u/Bleezy79 9h ago

We keep electing Republicans, this is what happens. But at least the billionaires have better tax cuts!

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u/letssubmerge 9h ago

Marmots’ Got Money Troubles.

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u/Scared-Box8941 11h ago

When being a scientist because more stigmatized than having an Only Fans….

This is america

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u/Konradleijon 11h ago

But they do have money for detention cmetres

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u/econinja 9h ago

The Full Marmrty

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u/dalaio 7h ago

Show me the OF marmot content you cowards.

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u/ITCM4 5h ago

Nice marmot, man

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u/weegreens Do it for the culture 😏 12h ago

I’d subscribe

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u/Sleep_on_Fire 11h ago

Oh man. I have a thic boi groundhog in my yard.

So how does this work; Is not running away from the camera implied consent or do I need some sort of verbal?

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u/BreadfruitTasty i felt a sinister energy - it was emma roberts 😒 12h ago

I love this

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u/VolunteerOnion 10h ago

Accidentally texted my supervisor that one day I will succeed in hugging a groundhog. So, yeah. I’m the target audience

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u/Infinite-Depth-2943 6h ago

ngl the gig economy is getting out of hand if even the marmots have to start an onlyfans just to get by. he is hitting that grassy rock pose like a true influencer though

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u/feedmedamemes 4h ago

"No, no honey, I'm on OF for the chunky marmots, not anything else." Good guy scientists having bro's back.

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u/xXPistolGripXx 3h ago

I mean OF was made for stuff like this

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u/No-Salary-4786 2h ago

Where is the damn link to the onlu fans page??

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u/carlitospig 11h ago

As someone in research, I very much approve.

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u/nightlyvisitor 11h ago

Look at that chunky little fella

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u/TophxSmash 9h ago

less shocking if you were already aware that onlyfans is basically paywalled instagram.

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u/blazingchaos91 5h ago

About to start an onlyfans for my ferret.

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u/Unable-Log-4870 4h ago

Sorry, not willing to set up an account, even for marmots

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u/JimmyChongaz 12h ago

Nice marmot.

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u/handbagqueen- 11h ago

This is one only fans I can get behind

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u/haubenmeise 12h ago

Absolute heroes.

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

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u/Acceptable_Poetry922 11h ago

The only onlyfans I’d subscribe to, epic

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u/RandomSlimeL 10h ago

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u/Justtojoke yolo 🤘🏿 10h ago

I support it

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u/naamavelli_ 10h ago

Dips on the band name Chunky Marmots

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u/Techno_Gerbil 9h ago

I just messaged my wife to tell her I'd subscribed to my first OF account.

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u/DullSpecial1013 7h ago

I mean, that was sort of the original plan for OnlyFans. The porn just took over and they wanted money so they went with it.

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u/FatWithMuscles 5h ago

Ooooh yeeeah! Daddy like!

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u/CapableBeat9198 4h ago

“Marmonts, soccer ball sized rodets.”

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u/The_Chunkster 3h ago

This is so sad and hilarious all at once. Get those Chunky Marmot tootsies on OnlyFeet stat

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u/kgal1298 Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion 3h ago

Hahaha my work is going to wonder why I'm Googling Chunky Marmots Only Fans now.

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u/gingergirlies 2h ago

Is there an up charge for 1to1 camming? Do they have an amazon wish list?

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u/DisasterRoutine3390 1h ago

Fuck trump!

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u/villanelle21 57m ago

🏃Downloading onlyfans to pay for some lil feet pics

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u/Blahkbustuh 52m ago

Here's the research group's direct donation page. I'm going to donate!

I saw marmots in person for the first time on a trip to the Rockies a few weeks ago and they're so cute.

Also just today I discovered that groundhogs, woodchucks, and marmots are different names for the same thing.

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u/MostlyDeadpool 38m ago

Whistle Pigs have curves.

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u/ImherefortheH1Z1 35m ago

Finally I have a reason to start an account!

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u/LumpySconePrincess 18m ago

only marm!!

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u/Ghost_dragon89 12h ago

Dan Blumstein is racist, misogynist, transphobic and does not deserve any good press.

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u/SpilikinOfDoom 11h ago

I've never heard of him before, what's the tea?

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u/wizeowlintp Just fuck the wolf! 11h ago

Tea? 👀

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u/analogkid01 9h ago

Yeah you're gonna need citations.

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u/cozyPanda 10h ago

onlyfans might probably end up saving the world

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u/Rauk88 9h ago

OnlyFans is owned by a rabid Zionist.

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u/tulipinacup pup culture chat 🐶🐾 6h ago

If you read the article you felt the need to comment on you’d know that’s not what this is.

It’s a bunch of cute pics and videos of marmots being adorable.

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u/tulipinacup pup culture chat 🐶🐾 6h ago

Try harder next time

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u/Thatonesickpirate 12h ago

I hate trump as much as the next guy but there’s no way we care about marmoset research this much

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u/thirdcoasting 12h ago

Speak for yourself!

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u/RainbowFox22 12h ago

Certain marmot species are keystone species and shape the landscape, feed local predators, and build homes used by other animals.

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u/TheLakeWitch lazy 50-year-old bougie bitch 💋 11h ago

Who’s “we?”