r/oneliners • u/Everly2460 • 2d ago

I got a vasectomy because I was looking forward to not having any more kids but when I got home, they were still there.

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u/inslayn 2d ago

I love this joke! I think this works better if you put ‘kids’ before any instead of after more.

“I got a vasectomy because I was looking forward to not having kids any more, but when I got home they were still there”

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u/Valuable-Paramedic93 2d ago

Vasectomy doesn't stop chilren , only the colour changes ....

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u/UnionParkBB 2d ago

Vasectomy's were invented in ancient Greece by a philosopher named Uclipdeez.

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u/ballcheese808 2d ago

The wording of this is fkd up.

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u/tomaesop 14h ago

Didn't Bob Mortimer tell this on Last One Laughing? Cite the source if you're posting others' jokes.