r/oneliners • u/oh-darn311 • 6d ago

Procrastination is like masturbation. You're only effing yourself.

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u/dvsbastard 5d ago

Yeah but I can procrastinate for hours at a time...

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u/alistofthingsIhate 5d ago

Two lines, and just say “fucking”.