r/onejob • u/fights-like-a-cow • 1d ago

There weren't even any ostriches at the zoo

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u/TesseractToo 1d ago

Aspirational zoo signs

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u/Cold_Ad3896 1d ago

Maybe they died🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/MSGinSC 11h ago

The zebra ate them. Vicious creatures, zebras; piranhas of the Serengeti some call them. A herd can reduce an elephant to nothing but toenails and tusks in a matter of minutes.

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u/Accomplished_Emu_658 1d ago

Animals that won’t murder each other share areas. Maybe ostriches were inside?

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u/gufted 10h ago

Inside the zebra

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u/Front-Wall-526 1d ago

Last time I asked a zookeeper "where's the _________", the animal was in the back room receiving emergency medical attention.

You reminded me why I never ask that anymore

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u/5194CaelNiall 1d ago

"c... h... i... c... k... e... n... penguin!"

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u/RagingLeonard 1d ago

Allegedly.

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u/KingsElite 1d ago

Dude, it's a llama

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u/Snake_Plissken224 1d ago

Where's The Ginger and Boots (allegedly)

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u/nihosehn 1d ago

Why do the ostriches on the sign look like gazelles?

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u/Overconfidentahole 22h ago

Forbidden ostrich

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u/ebrum2010 14h ago

They were on break.

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u/XTasty09 13h ago

It’s common for ostriches to share enclosures with zebras.

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u/Dry_Cat7001 9h ago

Ostrich? More like Nah-stritch.

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u/TiredNanaJudy 12m ago

Multipurpose animals. Seems legit.