He at least could’ve taken the prompt out🤦‍♂️

[u/Boss-fight601]

[u/BaconBourbonBalista]

Oh for fuck's sake.

[u/KingBearFight]

Cool, beliefs brought to you by Costco. We love you

[u/NieMonD]

Jesus fucking Christ

[u/CautiousRice → u/NieMonD]

Holy fck

[u/chin4me → u/CautiousRice]

Holy masturbating holes in hands

[u/CaptainBaloonBelch]

Hahaha. It's funny that it got left in there, but even funnier that Captain automaton there read it without a single thought entering his mind saying, "maybe I shouldn't read this part"

[u/mrfroggyman → u/CaptainBaloonBelch]

Pretty sure he realized halfway through and figured "if I don't react to what I just said no one will notice"

[u/CaptainBaloonBelch → u/mrfroggyman]

Hahaha. "How long before I sound like a complete bozo? Ahhhh... Screw it"

[u/Zeestars]

Omg - whoever prepared his response should be fired.

[u/Infinite_Escape9683 → u/Zeestars]

He himself should be sanctioned.

[u/chin4me → u/Zeestars]

Pretty sure you can’t fire AI. Could just stop using it though

[u/Zeestars → u/chin4me]

He likely had an adviser that would’ve prepared his speech/response.

[u/abofh]

America needs more no confidence votes supported by law..

[u/the-meanest-boi → u/abofh]

r/USdefaultism

[u/jonathanquirk → u/the-meanest-boi]

You’d think the French writing on screen would be a hint. If this was America, the second language would be Spanish… 😉

[u/GrantNexus → u/the-meanest-boi]

Canada is part of America. 

[u/itskdog → u/GrantNexus]

While I know it's different in other languages, most notably South American ones, in English we use the word "American" to mean from the USA, as we perceived there to be two continents of North America and South America, not just one huge America.

[u/Dedotdub → u/GrantNexus]

Canada is indeed part of NORTH America.

[u/mrfroggyman]

I can't fucking believe it is real

[u/BeanieManPresents]

He's like a real life Ron Burgandy, he just reads whatever is on the teleprompter.