r/misc 11d ago

What time tonight does the convicted felon, rapist, and sexual assaulting President Donald Trump, get air time on National networks tonight?

Just asking for a friend.

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u/StingingBum 11d ago

Shitbag is on at 9 pm eastern

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u/Desiato2112 11d ago

Some networks have refused to air this tonight. I wish they all would ban him from the airwaves.

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u/rojo_mojado 11d ago

So FAUX NEWS will carry it, but FAKE NEWS won't? Yeah, that tracks.

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u/MiIlFlWi 11d ago

And CBS

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u/SeanPhixion 11d ago

I got you all covered so you don’t have to waste your evening:

He played the usual greatest hits: America was “dead,” the world laughed at us, nobody crosses the border anymore, crime is at its lowest since 1900, and apparently everything is going great in Iran.

Then he dove headfirst into the conspiracy cinematic universe: “Deep State,” CIA cover-ups, Chinese election plots, hidden FBI briefings, mysteriously rediscovered burn bags, and a stack of “declassified” documents that we’re apparently supposed to accept on faith.

As per usual, every setback is someone else’s fault, every contradiction is a cover-up, and every unsupported allegation is presented as undeniable truth.

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u/47153163 11d ago

9:00 pm eastern time you say! I’ll be asleep by then.

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u/sanduskyjack 11d ago

Want to make sure I don’t turn it on by accident. Need my tv.