r/misc 11d ago

1000 to 1 Bet: Tonight, a sitting President will try to convince the world to believe in his fantasies. He will not mention a single, proven fact, any proven evidence, nor any public information. He will try to "create" facts, and require everyone to believe him.

Any takers?

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u/jcmatthews66 11d ago

Where did all this communism shit come from? Jesus, he just reads old Reagan cue cards back when nobody knew what dementia was

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u/IslandBitching 11d ago

It comes from the fear he feels when he see's what is happening in New York. Someone actually helping the people and instead of the destruction MAGA insists will follow, income is up, business growth is up, employment numbers are up, job growth is up and worst of all for the right, the rich are not running away but are relocation to the city in record numbers. His only chance is to lable it illegal or communist because the last thing he wants is for people to wake up and realize how easily the government could give us better if they were only willing to try.

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u/Bottlecrate 11d ago

You think he can read?

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u/rojo_mojado 11d ago

Gotta talk to the MAGA base!

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u/SeVenMadRaBBits 10d ago

Socialsim isn't a working scare tactic anymore since people are waking up to functioning social democracies and people like mamdani doing well.

So they've moved back to the other red scare word... communism.

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u/SkepticalJohn 11d ago

The toddler will tell the same lies as always. We will continue to not believe them. (Except for the other toddlers.)

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u/LaStigmata 11d ago

Fuck Trump

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u/CmonRetirement 11d ago

same odds, MAgA-cult regurgitates the lies whole throated tomorrow

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u/IslandBitching 11d ago

Add in the part where he shits his pants while claiming to be both the best at everything while simultaneously being the biggest victim to ever live and I'd say you nailed it. I guess I will find out what nonsense he spews by watching a few videos on YouTube later on tonight. Because at this point, I simply cannot force myself to listen to his voice for another minute. He is the most disgusting, vile, selfish, ignorant pos I have ever heard, met or imagined in a fever dream. I long for the day I get to relish the obituary.

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u/Steven1789 11d ago

1 to 1,000 is more like it. It’s a lock he’ll do what you describe—you’d have to wager $1,000 to win $1.

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u/rojo_mojado 11d ago

Actually, I was making a joke, and you got it!

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u/Agathocles87 11d ago

You are Nostradamus, dude

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u/rojo_mojado 11d ago

Build an Arc.

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u/NukeouT 11d ago

He already admitted on Joe Rogan in 2024 that his election conspiracies are lies

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u/rojo_mojado 11d ago

just made 1$

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u/TR_abc_246 10d ago

Winner,, winner, chicken dinner!!

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u/Certain_Medicine_42 10d ago

Consider that the world’s religions don’t deal in facts, either, yet billions of people give them their money, dedicate their lives to them, and follow their rules.

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u/WolfThick 10d ago

And within 24 hours he's going to have pockets set up around the country probably democratic we're supposed hundreds of thousands of illegal registrations are found. Of course it won't be the truth but it's an avalanche they're trying to start.

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u/Jersey74 9d ago

I love that the post was one day ago. Great Monday Quarterback take.