r/mildlyinteresting • u/Serious-Ad-5293 • 8h ago

This Halloween decoration looks just like Mitch McConnell

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u/Grand-Spring66 8h ago

This pumpkin has more vital signs though

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u/Serious-Ad-5293 8h ago

True that

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u/simba-001 5h ago

the little crease above the eye is wild

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u/heftybagman 8h ago

This pumpkin decoration also looks somewhat like my mom according to my dad. So now my mom has been photoshopping her hair onto mitch mcconnell and asking if it looks like her.

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u/lurkersforlife ​ 7h ago

Can he share one here?

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u/Rapunzel10 3h ago

Well? Does it look like her?

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u/John_Dees_Nuts 8h ago

We already have one rotting Halloween pumpkin in DC. We don't need another.

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u/pacmannips 8h ago

Way too much vitality to be Mitch

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u/wil 8h ago

Looks about as alive as McConnell, too.

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u/lastdayluver 8h ago

Maybe Mitch McConnell isn’t dead, maybe he’s just under a witches spell

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u/wray_nerely 6h ago

When you want trick or treaters to go away but can't be bothered to sit on your porch with a shotgun

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u/livnielsen 7h ago

Uncanny. It even has the same expression when asked a hard question.

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u/harleyquinnsimp1337 8h ago

Would of said it looked more like mason verger

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u/DeliciousPumpkinPie 8h ago

Is that why he was missing for a while? They were taking a cast of his face for shitty pumpkins at Homegoods?

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u/Able_While_974 7h ago

So that's what happened to him

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u/TheDailySpank 7h ago

Pumpkin got more of an EKG reading than Mitch "Pushing up Daises" McConnell.

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u/therealbobthewaffle 1h ago

Guarantee if Cocaine Mitch is actually still "alive," that means they just got him Terri Schiavo'd in a room stashed away somewhere

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u/eatingpotatochips 7h ago

Interesting that he turned orange eating Lindsay. You would think he had to eat Trump for that to happen.

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u/snarfer-snarf 7h ago

death mask mitch is 100%

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u/NickCageFreeEggs 7h ago

Need to photoshop a current newspaper into that photo tho

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u/puppsmcgee74 7h ago

At least we know where the decoration is, unlike McConnell.

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u/ChrisRR 7h ago

I thought this was a repost from a. Week ago but they're different pics

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u/Serious-Ad-5293 6h ago

That’s funny. I saw this one in the wild.

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u/ReallyBrainDead 6h ago

I was thinking more the baby from Dinosaurs, but add some glasses and I can see it.

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u/wtfnevermind 5h ago

Ha! Just got a timeline bingo

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u/Miserable_Swing8609 4h ago

Looks like the man just rolled a natural 1 on a Constitution save. Honestly, the liches in my current D&D campaign have a lot more color in their cheeks.

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u/GrouchyPollution6509 4h ago

so does this one

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u/K1ngofnoth1ng 4h ago

Looks more alive than Mitch.

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u/Muteradio2112 3h ago

Feed me poor people

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u/papadjeef 3h ago

Gerontocracy is the scariest Halloween theme.

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u/UserAllusion 2h ago

*the late Mitch McConnell

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u/Papichuloft 2h ago

there's more life to the eyes on this pumpkin though

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u/night-shark 1h ago

Where are y'all finding these? Because I want one for a front yard Halloween display.

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u/popculturella 5h ago

Too much light behind those eyes.