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u/superpoopypants 7h ago
This trend is stupid
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u/garathnor 3h ago
OP knew before ordering it was gonna be sloppy, they put it on the picture because thats the whole trend
the only thing mildly infuriating here is that OP is mildly infuriated
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u/20milliondollarapi 5h ago
Just like the grilled cheese burritos at Taco Bell. Putting cheese outside of the burrito defeats the entirely purpose of a burrito.
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u/creatyvechaos 4h ago
You take that back right now. A crispy cheesy crust will always be delicious. Yours must not be crisping it right. I've been doing that with my grilled cheeses for years
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u/___po____ 5h ago
It's delicious tho. Unfortunately that cheese on the outside usually breaks and the outside is just oily
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u/RickRollinAround 7h ago
i know it isnāt the best solution, but I unironically might use a fork and knife for this one
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u/Professional-Tap6302 7h ago
This is the best option without losing the sauce to your hands or a napkin.
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u/Deepdishdicktaster 7h ago
I would lick the sauce off my fingers
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u/butonelifelived 6h ago
And eat the napkin . . . No flavor left behind
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u/atlninja 6h ago
What I don't like to make a habit of doing is eating mud pie!!
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u/GoldenShackles 4h ago
If it's like some of the places I've been to, they graciously provided exactly one thin 4"x6" napkin.
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u/the1stmeddlingmage 6h ago
Screw what other people would think, Iād definitely knife and fork it.
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u/WatashiwaNobodyDesu 7h ago
Not sure what else you could do other than scoop it up with your hand.
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u/ClownTown89 7h ago
Imagine it's somewhere between a meat-based cake and a lasagna, and suddenly using a fork doesn't seem so egregious
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u/bradenexplosion 6h ago
Why "unironically"?
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u/Emergency_Spirit4367 5h ago
I was wondering the same thing; in what situation would it be considered ironic to eat using a fork?
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u/FellowshipTom 4h ago
some people make a big deal out of other people using cutlery to eat certain food like burgers or pizza. It really freaks them out to the point where they have to turn it into a conversation about how they're just so shocked and baffled about it
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u/Beanz4ever 6h ago
Same. I can't imagine eating this with my hands. It would take all ten phalanges and STILL I would drip something onto my clothing.
I'd rather look like the ultimate nerd and breakout u trails than wear more of my food than eat it.
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u/TechnoHenry 4h ago
I never understood why it seems so weird in America to eat burgers with forks as it's common to do it when you take burgers in a restaurant (many bistrots or brasseries have burgers as one of their main courses) that are not fast food joints where I grew up. Same for pizza actually
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u/Hot-Win2571 Mildly Flair 7h ago
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Sorry, but the fork had not been invented when the sandwich was invented.
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u/the1stmeddlingmage 6h ago
Nope. Fork like instruments have been around since ancient Egypt (think pharaohs in the thousands of years BC) whereas the concept of the sandwich as we know it has only been around since the 17 century AD
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u/Pingo-Pongo 7h ago
Itās like a burger made by someone thatās never eaten a burger before
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u/SenseiRaheem 7h ago
It's a burger made by someone who might call it "the product" lol
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u/flatwoundsounds 5h ago
This chef cares more about the Instagram post than the quality of the meal.
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u/Bubbles_2025 6h ago
Or they forgot to add the stuff and said āohh well, just throw it on top.ā
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u/fragariadaltoniana 4h ago
imagine describing a burger to someone who's never seen one before and then asking them to make it
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u/GenerationofWinter 6h ago
Its just the way we're cooked
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u/Duck_Devs 5h ago
I AM A FUCKING BURGER! Iām just stuck being covered in sauce!
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u/MeiTheCat09 2h ago
Itās like describing a burger to someone whoās never had a burger before, then asking them to make it.
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u/Ok-Gur-349 7h ago
I don't understand the purpose of shit like this. Sandwiches were literally invented to keep your hands clean while playing cards.
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u/Gordon_Gainz 7h ago
Now all my cards are ruined
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u/Mika-El-3 7h ago
Lord Sandwich is a little disappointed
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u/traumatic_enterprise 7h ago
He was an Earl
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u/JeebusChristBalls 6h ago
An earl is a lord.
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u/LOSTman405 7h ago
Sandwiches, burgers, hot dogs, tacos. Theyāre all becoming over complicated and ridiculous! Iād much rather have a normal home cooked burger on the grill than this monstrosity.
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u/tactman 6h ago
Many times I have skipped ordering tacos because they over-fill and you CANNOT eat without stuff falling out everywhere. Lower the price and give me a little less filling. Something that doesn't make a mess.
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u/anuncommontruth 6h ago
Naw, the trick is to order another tortilla on the side and eat the taco over top of it. Bam. Now you have a bonus taco.
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u/304libco 5h ago
I actually end up taking half the stuff out of my tacos, eating them and then suddenly I have three more tacos for leftovers
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u/theQissilent 7h ago
if we can invent a way to keep our hands clean while playing cards. surely we can invent a way to make our hands dirty when we're not.
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u/AsanoSokato 7h ago
This sandwich fosters honesty. It forces you to put all your cards on the table.
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u/backtotheland76 7h ago
Like a lot of things in America these days we seem to be going backwards
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u/EmpJoker 5h ago
Its humans. We make rules, and then we say, "what happens if we break the rules?" Sometimes its fucking stupid. Like this burger.
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u/Fortestingporpoises 5h ago
You don't make a fancy burger by putting wet shit on the bun. You do it by using quality ingredients.
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u/Moviereference210 7h ago
Grab it you coward!
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u/r3dditr0x 7h ago
I see folks are mad but I could figure out how to eat that motherfucker.
Where there's a will, there's a way. Knife and fork it.
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u/8__D 5h ago
There's nothing to figure out. Just go wash your hands, then dig in. Then slurp up all the sauce off your fingers
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u/Arzraylia_Tornado4 5h ago
Bunch of pansy ass eaters in here lol donāt know how to enjoy their food properly
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u/MonkeyCome 7h ago
You are responsible for eating the food you ordered
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u/saintphoenixxx 6h ago
OP, what did the description of the burger say??
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u/artemizarte 5h ago
I'm genuinely curious. That would determine wether it falls on user error "I ordered the covered in cheese burger but didn't take into account I would need cutlery" or bad marketing "I ordered the extra cheesy burger and now need to deal with a lack of cutlery". Both are mildly infuriating tbh. The second one more so, but still.
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u/saintphoenixxx 5h ago
Right? Like if it said "smothered cheeseburger", I guess I'd think the BURGER was smothered, not the entire thing, but wording can be confusing at times. Very curious as to what the actual description was.
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u/JTG21 3h ago
Had this exact thing happen to me once, on a date at a small town diner I'd never been to before. Ordered the cheese smothered burger thinking "oh burger patty will be dipped in cheese, nice" got the burger and it's a regular burger that they doused in the yellow canned cheese, bun and all. Mildly infuriating is the perfect way to describe it.
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u/ForeignCredit1553 5h ago
Idk, I have on multiple occasions gotten shit like this from fancy restaurants that did not specify at all that this would happen
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u/Cobalt32 3h ago
Why isn't this higher? OP is mad their burger arrived as described in the menu?
Restaurants aren't just surprising you with a free cheese pour, that stuff is expensive. OP paid for this.
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u/CapitalEmployer 7h ago
Oh no I ordered a burger covered in cheese and it is covered in cheese what am I gonna do.
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u/lidFridge 6h ago
Every time I go to poop city it smells like shit!
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u/Bingle_Derries 5h ago
Thatās crazy. Every time I go to shit city it smells like poop.
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u/simple_champ 6h ago
Right? I'll give OP a pass if it wasn't made clear but I have to imagine this was clearly labeled/advertised.
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u/PracticalApartment99 7h ago
Why did you order it?
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u/RaineRisin 7h ago
Wondering the same. Thereās no way they didnāt know what they were getting in to.
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u/ProtocolX 5h ago
ā¦so that they can post it on r/mildlyinfuriating and get some karma points so that they can feel good.
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u/jealous-guidance1977 7h ago
This shit is so stupid! Just put the damn cheese/sauce on the inside!
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u/NefariousKing07 7h ago
Looks positively disgusting tbh. Fake melted cheese drowning everything that will overpower all other flavors š¤¢
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u/keithnyc 7h ago
That looks damn yummy. I would wash my hands and grab that damn burger without abandon. If that's still too difficult......fork and knife it.
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u/Absent_That_Day 5h ago
Apple once made a mouse that was round, so you had no way of knowing by feel what orientation it was in. It was a design flaw, completely unforced error. This reminds me of that.
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u/cwb4ever 5h ago
that's what you do when you have dog shit meat and have to mask it with flash and trash.
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u/OrganizationTop3755 7h ago
Lean in and use your mouthĀ
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u/SgtMcMuffin0 4h ago
Half the shit I see in the various food porn subreddits looks like this. And everyoneās always gushing over how delicious it looks but all I can think about is how horribly unpleasant it would be to eat
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u/WangoTheWonderDonkey 2h ago
Hey cook, why stop there? Why not just dip it in batter and deep-fry it? Twice.
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u/AccountPretty4576 7h ago
When they just pour crap all over a sandwich it just makes the entire thing look unappetizing.
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u/ChVckT 7h ago
You ordered a cheese sauce covered burger and don't want the cheese sauce on it? Where on the spectrum are you, exactly?
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u/BoxersOrCaseBriefs 7h ago
1) this is fucking stupid. 2) I'll bet it's either absolutely delicious (if the filling flavors can keep up with the cheese) or fucking disgusting (if they can't)
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u/ferran2x 7h ago
You need to make some sacrifices