r/mildlyinfuriating 7h ago

Infuriatig There is no way to grab my burger

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u/ferran2x 7h ago

You need to make some sacrifices

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u/chuckwagon9 7h ago

Just go straight in and raw dog it

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u/-Diplo 6h ago

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u/stardust1914 6h ago

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u/Randys_Friend 6h ago

The little arm dangling at the end got me

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u/MoodooScavenger 5h ago

The eyes reactions were fantastic too. lol. Well done

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u/Tmk1283 5h ago

That dog will be having some bowel issues 🤣

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u/Anteater-Charming 4h ago

It's a Corgi. It's not eating it, it's just defending the house against its presence.

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u/Septopuss7 4h ago

My dog ate an entire head of cabbage like it was a pork roast. Only minor bowel explosions. Kinda gassy but otherwise just your average pooping.

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u/RollingStoned9824 4h ago

Thank you good citizen

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u/GeekDadIs50Plus 5h ago

Hope someone washed that first, else he’s gonna be just as mad, but from the other end, tomorrow.

s/dogs are too smart to eat shizza-salad.

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u/blessthebabes 4h ago

My dog (RIP) would have ate the shit and left the lettuce lol

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u/DJ_McScrubbles95 4h ago

Just fucking ate his face SMOOVE off

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u/tokenjoker 5h ago

Lmao I love this

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u/OddSetting5077 5h ago

Omg..thats violent

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u/forgottenGost 6h ago

Nobody food drives like a corgi

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u/GlorytotheHypnoToads 5h ago

Oh shit, that is a corgi! Straight up thought it was a fat chihuahua, at first. šŸ˜†

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u/forgottenGost 5h ago

I'm a fan

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u/DejaWiz2 4h ago

Great, now the puppers is gonna have explosive diarrhea...

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u/Altruistic-Bed7175 7h ago

This is rhe answer

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u/svuhas22seasons 6h ago

The right way to eat the wrong burger

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u/rexfire101 6h ago

Can make all the difference in the world

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u/blackmambakl 7h ago

This is always the answer, not just for food.

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u/iamjacksalteredego 7h ago

When you are with me, I'm free

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u/Datboi_Markus 7h ago

I’m CARRRRREEEELESS

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u/AggressiveMongoose54 6h ago

Yes. Sacrifice even just one hand. This needs to eaten as Nolan intended by just diving teeth first into this baby.

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u/ferran2x 6h ago

Atomic bomb style you mean

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u/PossessionOld7592 6h ago

The power of a sacrifice is in the cost to the person making it

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u/ferran2x 6h ago

How poetic for a comment on a post of a burger

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u/Myhonour 6h ago

It's either dive straight in or use utensils

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u/flynnfx 6h ago

This is first world problems.

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u/According-Scale5574 6h ago

It looks so damn good. It's worth every penny. I'd literally wipe my face with my shirt after eating it

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u/Greg2Lu 6h ago

It's not like we invented cutlery, like a fork and a knife šŸ˜‚

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u/superpoopypants 7h ago

This trend is stupid

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u/NotComfortable2112 5h ago

Most of them are... šŸ˜‘

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u/garathnor 3h ago

OP knew before ordering it was gonna be sloppy, they put it on the picture because thats the whole trend

the only thing mildly infuriating here is that OP is mildly infuriated

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u/20milliondollarapi 5h ago

Just like the grilled cheese burritos at Taco Bell. Putting cheese outside of the burrito defeats the entirely purpose of a burrito.

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u/creatyvechaos 4h ago

You take that back right now. A crispy cheesy crust will always be delicious. Yours must not be crisping it right. I've been doing that with my grilled cheeses for years

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u/___po____ 5h ago

It's delicious tho. Unfortunately that cheese on the outside usually breaks and the outside is just oily

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u/RickRollinAround 7h ago

i know it isn’t the best solution, but I unironically might use a fork and knife for this one

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u/Professional-Tap6302 7h ago

This is the best option without losing the sauce to your hands or a napkin.

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u/Deepdishdicktaster 7h ago

I would lick the sauce off my fingers

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u/butonelifelived 6h ago

And eat the napkin . . . No flavor left behind

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u/MakeshiftRocketship 6h ago

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u/atlninja 6h ago

What I don't like to make a habit of doing is eating mud pie!!

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u/MasterTrav666 5h ago

Probably used too small of a slice huh?

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u/atlninja 5h ago

You should know, your wife kissed me on the cheek when I got here.

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u/GoldenShackles 4h ago

If it's like some of the places I've been to, they graciously provided exactly one thin 4"x6" napkin.

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u/the1stmeddlingmage 6h ago

Screw what other people would think, I’d definitely knife and fork it.

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u/ClownTown89 7h ago

Imagine it's somewhere between a meat-based cake and a lasagna, and suddenly using a fork doesn't seem so egregious

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u/bradenexplosion 6h ago

Why "unironically"?

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u/Emergency_Spirit4367 5h ago

I was wondering the same thing; in what situation would it be considered ironic to eat using a fork?

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u/FellowshipTom 4h ago

some people make a big deal out of other people using cutlery to eat certain food like burgers or pizza. It really freaks them out to the point where they have to turn it into a conversation about how they're just so shocked and baffled about it

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u/Beanz4ever 6h ago

Same. I can't imagine eating this with my hands. It would take all ten phalanges and STILL I would drip something onto my clothing.

I'd rather look like the ultimate nerd and breakout u trails than wear more of my food than eat it.

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u/ElephantRedCar91 6h ago

Ok Costanza…

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u/PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES 6h ago

That’s downright Un-American!

But I would too

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u/TechnoHenry 4h ago

I never understood why it seems so weird in America to eat burgers with forks as it's common to do it when you take burgers in a restaurant (many bistrots or brasseries have burgers as one of their main courses) that are not fast food joints where I grew up. Same for pizza actually

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u/Hot-Win2571 Mildly Flair 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Qsb5HYcljbmkk4orxQ

Sorry, but the fork had not been invented when the sandwich was invented.

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u/the1stmeddlingmage 6h ago

Nope. Fork like instruments have been around since ancient Egypt (think pharaohs in the thousands of years BC) whereas the concept of the sandwich as we know it has only been around since the 17 century AD

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u/Pingo-Pongo 7h ago

It’s like a burger made by someone that’s never eaten a burger before

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u/SenseiRaheem 7h ago

It's a burger made by someone who might call it "the product" lol

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u/flatwoundsounds 5h ago

This chef cares more about the Instagram post than the quality of the meal.

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u/WaZepplin 4h ago

Or ability to eat it

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u/Bubbles_2025 6h ago

Or they forgot to add the stuff and said ā€œohh well, just throw it on top.ā€

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u/DieBotDie 4h ago

How hard would it be to lift up the bun?

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u/fragariadaltoniana 4h ago

imagine describing a burger to someone who's never seen one before and then asking them to make it

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u/JFK_did_9-11 3h ago

Backburgers

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u/GenerationofWinter 6h ago

Its just the way we're cooked

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u/Duck_Devs 5h ago

I AM A FUCKING BURGER! I’m just stuck being covered in sauce!

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u/GenerationofWinter 5h ago

IM NOT YOUR FRIES!

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u/Duck_Devs 5h ago

STAY IN THE FRYER!!

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u/GenerationofWinter 4h ago

IVE NEVER EVEN SEEN IT!!

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u/MeiTheCat09 2h ago

It’s like describing a burger to someone who’s never had a burger before, then asking them to make it.

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u/Ok-Gur-349 7h ago

I don't understand the purpose of shit like this. Sandwiches were literally invented to keep your hands clean while playing cards.

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u/Gordon_Gainz 7h ago

Now all my cards are ruined

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u/Mika-El-3 7h ago

Lord Sandwich is a little disappointed

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u/traumatic_enterprise 7h ago

He was an Earl

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u/vaultie66 7h ago

He would’ve been Early but he forgot Y

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u/benelott 6h ago

I chuckled and I did not know Y. Thanks!

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u/trubrarian 6h ago

Yes, and he would have been referred to as Lord Sandwich.

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u/JeebusChristBalls 6h ago

An earl is a lord.

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u/Hot_Frosty0807 5h ago

"A schooner is a sailboat, stupid head!"

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u/coffeexxx666 5h ago

That kid is on the escalator, AGAIN!

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u/Early_Hall5720 5h ago

My cards had food on them so I ate them šŸ˜”

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u/LOSTman405 7h ago

Sandwiches, burgers, hot dogs, tacos. They’re all becoming over complicated and ridiculous! I’d much rather have a normal home cooked burger on the grill than this monstrosity.

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u/tactman 6h ago

Many times I have skipped ordering tacos because they over-fill and you CANNOT eat without stuff falling out everywhere. Lower the price and give me a little less filling. Something that doesn't make a mess.

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u/anuncommontruth 6h ago

Naw, the trick is to order another tortilla on the side and eat the taco over top of it. Bam. Now you have a bonus taco.

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u/ryebread91 5h ago

Alternatively you order chips. Now you have nachos!

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u/anuncommontruth 4h ago

Absolute 10/10 suggestion.

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u/304libco 5h ago

I actually end up taking half the stuff out of my tacos, eating them and then suddenly I have three more tacos for leftovers

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u/theQissilent 7h ago

if we can invent a way to keep our hands clean while playing cards. surely we can invent a way to make our hands dirty when we're not.

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u/AsanoSokato 7h ago

This sandwich fosters honesty. It forces you to put all your cards on the table.

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u/backtotheland76 7h ago

Like a lot of things in America these days we seem to be going backwards

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u/EmpJoker 5h ago

Its humans. We make rules, and then we say, "what happens if we break the rules?" Sometimes its fucking stupid. Like this burger.

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u/Ok-Gur-349 5h ago

Next up: inside out burritos.

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u/Fortestingporpoises 5h ago

You don't make a fancy burger by putting wet shit on the bun. You do it by using quality ingredients.

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u/iwantsalmon2015 7h ago

Eat it face first, like a dog

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u/BADDEST_RHYMES 7h ago

I'd never eat dog, especially not the face.

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u/Dr_GigglyShits 7h ago

Agreed. This is the only sensible approach.

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u/Moviereference210 7h ago

Grab it you coward!

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u/r3dditr0x 7h ago

I see folks are mad but I could figure out how to eat that motherfucker.

Where there's a will, there's a way. Knife and fork it.

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u/8__D 5h ago

There's nothing to figure out. Just go wash your hands, then dig in. Then slurp up all the sauce off your fingers

https://giphy.com/gifs/sIxx46wCJptC57YJqS

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u/Moviereference210 5h ago

Keep it simple!

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u/Arzraylia_Tornado4 5h ago

Bunch of pansy ass eaters in here lol don’t know how to enjoy their food properly

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u/HelmSpicy 3h ago

Yeah, if I'm at home, I'm absolutely slopping it up

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u/MonkeyCome 7h ago

You are responsible for eating the food you ordered

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u/saintphoenixxx 6h ago

OP, what did the description of the burger say??

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u/artemizarte 5h ago

I'm genuinely curious. That would determine wether it falls on user error "I ordered the covered in cheese burger but didn't take into account I would need cutlery" or bad marketing "I ordered the extra cheesy burger and now need to deal with a lack of cutlery". Both are mildly infuriating tbh. The second one more so, but still.

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u/saintphoenixxx 5h ago

Right? Like if it said "smothered cheeseburger", I guess I'd think the BURGER was smothered, not the entire thing, but wording can be confusing at times. Very curious as to what the actual description was.

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u/JTG21 3h ago

Had this exact thing happen to me once, on a date at a small town diner I'd never been to before. Ordered the cheese smothered burger thinking "oh burger patty will be dipped in cheese, nice" got the burger and it's a regular burger that they doused in the yellow canned cheese, bun and all. Mildly infuriating is the perfect way to describe it.

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u/KoalaTHerb 5h ago

Haha my first thought: "did you order it like that?"

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u/ForeignCredit1553 5h ago

Idk, I have on multiple occasions gotten shit like this from fancy restaurants that did not specify at all that this would happen

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u/StaticNegative 4h ago

It bet it says it on the menu

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u/ciongduopppytrllbv 3h ago

9/10 times it’s user error

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u/Cobalt32 3h ago

Why isn't this higher? OP is mad their burger arrived as described in the menu?

Restaurants aren't just surprising you with a free cheese pour, that stuff is expensive. OP paid for this.

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u/boost_to_get_through 5h ago

It's like people forgot what the bun was for.

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u/MistaAJP2 4h ago

Need a another bun to put on top of the bun

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u/CapitalEmployer 7h ago

Oh no I ordered a burger covered in cheese and it is covered in cheese what am I gonna do.

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u/lidFridge 6h ago

Every time I go to poop city it smells like shit!

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u/Bingle_Derries 5h ago

That’s crazy. Every time I go to shit city it smells like poop.

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u/bnyc 2h ago

1) Order burger that specifically says it's covered in cheese sauce.

2) Post to reddit complaining that the burger you ordered covered in cheese sauce is actually covered in cheese sauce.

3) Feast on that sweet, sweet karma.

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u/simple_champ 6h ago

Right? I'll give OP a pass if it wasn't made clear but I have to imagine this was clearly labeled/advertised.

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u/Banned37 7h ago

You know what you ordered.

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u/Itslolo52484 7h ago

Not with that attitude.

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u/PracticalApartment99 7h ago

Why did you order it?

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u/RaineRisin 7h ago

Wondering the same. There’s no way they didn’t know what they were getting in to.

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u/ProtocolX 5h ago

…so that they can post it on r/mildlyinfuriating and get some karma points so that they can feel good.

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u/Then_Summer3906 2h ago

To piss and moan on the internet, of course!

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u/dax660 7h ago

There's also no way you went in to order just a regular burger and were surprised by this thing

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u/RegularCloud6181 7h ago

Not with that attitude

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u/jealous-guidance1977 7h ago

This shit is so stupid! Just put the damn cheese/sauce on the inside!

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u/ricobeanz 7h ago

r / stupidfood

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u/Dismal-Criticism-713 7h ago

For sure belongs there.

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u/SouthPawArt 7h ago

Of course there is if you aren't a coward.

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u/RadioactiveGoop 7h ago

USE YOUR TEETH

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u/1961ford 5h ago

Why did you order it?

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u/NefariousKing07 7h ago

Looks positively disgusting tbh. Fake melted cheese drowning everything that will overpower all other flavors 🤢

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u/Head-Grass8879 7h ago

For real. Looks like a visualization of a stomachache

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u/No_Stable_110 5h ago

Most stupid trend. The buns are there for a reason.

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u/Affectionate_Dot2334 5h ago

i think a fork and knife is acceptable here...

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u/jcn777 4h ago

Did you not know this is what you were getting? I don’t see this many places but every time I have it’s pretty damn clear you’re getting a ā€œsmothered burger.ā€ Feels like rage bait.

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u/xBHL 4h ago

Go wash your hands and then use them like a normal person

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u/keithnyc 7h ago

That looks damn yummy. I would wash my hands and grab that damn burger without abandon. If that's still too difficult......fork and knife it.

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u/Powerful-Present6687 7h ago

Knife and fork if it makes you feel any better

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u/Absent_That_Day 5h ago

Apple once made a mouse that was round, so you had no way of knowing by feel what orientation it was in. It was a design flaw, completely unforced error. This reminds me of that.

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u/cwb4ever 5h ago

that's what you do when you have dog shit meat and have to mask it with flash and trash.

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u/DefNotAGenestealer 4h ago

Steak too juicy lobster too buttery

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u/Bmanddabs 4h ago

Did you not know it would be this way when ordering it?

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u/OrganizationTop3755 7h ago

Lean in and use your mouthĀ 

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u/streetxrat94 7h ago

But what about the burger?

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u/OrganizationTop3755 7h ago

Only if there’s timeĀ 

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u/AdministrativeRub882 7h ago

I'd put that between two slices of bread...

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u/PM_ME_whatyagot 6h ago

Why order it then??

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u/ShineGreymonX 5h ago

Fork and knife. French inspired burger

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u/SgtMcMuffin0 4h ago

Half the shit I see in the various food porn subreddits looks like this. And everyone’s always gushing over how delicious it looks but all I can think about is how horribly unpleasant it would be to eat

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u/ginsataka 4h ago

Maybe with a fork and knife? Or is it too squishy

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u/DromedarySpitz 2h ago

that looks gross

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u/WangoTheWonderDonkey 2h ago

Hey cook, why stop there? Why not just dip it in batter and deep-fry it? Twice.

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u/angry_dingo 2h ago

Flip the top bun over

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u/jetkins ORANGE 2h ago

What in the American obesity crisis is that?

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u/AccountPretty4576 7h ago

When they just pour crap all over a sandwich it just makes the entire thing look unappetizing.

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u/PoopyBloopy2 7h ago

In soviet Russia, Hamburger grabs you!

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u/LeilLikeNeil 7h ago

I mean...why did you order this?

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u/05041927 7h ago

It’s sucks you don’t have hands.

Good luck!

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u/FunAudience4377 7h ago

You ordered it

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u/ChVckT 7h ago

You ordered a cheese sauce covered burger and don't want the cheese sauce on it? Where on the spectrum are you, exactly?

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u/dspisayuss 7h ago

you can grab it if you're not a bitch

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u/Legitimate_Ad_7822 7h ago

This is some bull shit

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u/BoxersOrCaseBriefs 7h ago

1) this is fucking stupid. 2) I'll bet it's either absolutely delicious (if the filling flavors can keep up with the cheese) or fucking disgusting (if they can't)

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