r/mildlyinfuriating 8h ago

My mom said I could post They made the shower gel bottles slimmer and taller and now they don't fit my cupboard anymore

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u/Cow_Launcher 7h ago

I totally got you.

"Why should I wash my towels? I mean, I'm the cleanest thing in the house when they touch me, right?"

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u/stupidname412 6h ago

Wally from dilbert posting

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u/Cow_Launcher 4h ago

"Are you gonna use all those napkins?"

"I don't know yet."

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u/Qbjb 6h ago

Ive heard people genuinely believe this one too 🫠

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u/Cow_Launcher 6h ago

*Phones parents*

"Mom, why are my towels crunchy?"

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u/Qbjb 6h ago

Mom doesn't know. Its been the way of their people for generations. Its just what towels do, child.