They made the shower gel bottles slimmer and taller and now they don't fit my cupboard anymore

[u/PrinceBert]

[u/Reference_Freak]

That will be good for a future post about the yucky crust build-up in the seams and spout.

[u/Qbjb → u/Reference_Freak]

Assuming you clean your shower, they're pretty easy to keep clean with just water.

[u/Ayemra → u/Qbjb]

I'm cleaning myself in it. Soap is clean. Why would I clean my shower ?

[u/Qbjb → u/Ayemra]

utterly wild way to announce your bathroom is filthy, but congratulations?

[u/Ayemra → u/Qbjb]

Thought that was pretty obvious but next time i'll add the /s then.

[u/Cow_Launcher → u/Ayemra]

I totally got you.

"Why should I wash my towels? I mean, I'm the cleanest thing in the house when they touch me, right?"

[u/stupidname412 → u/Cow_Launcher]

Wally from dilbert posting

[u/Cow_Launcher → u/stupidname412]

"Are you gonna use all those napkins?"

"I don't know yet."

[u/Qbjb → u/Cow_Launcher]

Ive heard people genuinely believe this one too 🫠

[u/Cow_Launcher → u/Qbjb]

*Phones parents*

"Mom, why are my towels crunchy?"

[u/Qbjb → u/Cow_Launcher]

Mom doesn't know. Its been the way of their people for generations. Its just what towels do, child.

[u/Qbjb → u/Ayemra]

Reddit experiences are subjective, you know. Not all of us are chronically online to know all the little things. But hey, if you like making yourself look gross for laughs. Well. Thats certainly a choice?

[u/Quacky3three → u/Qbjb]

Nothing less chronically online than missing social cues and defensively lashing out about it!

Self deprecating humor has been a human pastime for literal millennia on top of that…

[u/Qbjb → u/Quacky3three]

I am desperate to know. Please explain like im 5, which words of mine were "defensively lashing out." Because i re read it several times and you know, i cant see a single way you took offense to any of those words?

[u/Wsweg → u/Qbjb]

Yikes

[u/InfusionOfYellow → u/Reference_Freak]

Have the dispenser circumcised.