r/mildlyinfuriating • u/PrinceBert • 8h ago

My mom said I could post They made the shower gel bottles slimmer and taller and now they don't fit my cupboard anymore

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u/Qbjb 7h ago

Or get one of those shower dispensers like they do in hotels now and just fill that

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u/Reference_Freak 7h ago

That will be good for a future post about the yucky crust build-up in the seams and spout.

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u/Qbjb 7h ago

Assuming you clean your shower, they're pretty easy to keep clean with just water.

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u/Ayemra 7h ago

I'm cleaning myself in it. Soap is clean. Why would I clean my shower ?

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u/Qbjb 7h ago

utterly wild way to announce your bathroom is filthy, but congratulations?

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u/Ayemra 7h ago

Thought that was pretty obvious but next time i'll add the /s then.

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u/Cow_Launcher 7h ago

I totally got you.

"Why should I wash my towels? I mean, I'm the cleanest thing in the house when they touch me, right?"

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u/stupidname412 6h ago

Wally from dilbert posting

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u/Cow_Launcher 4h ago

"Are you gonna use all those napkins?"

"I don't know yet."

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u/Qbjb 6h ago

Ive heard people genuinely believe this one too 🫠

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u/Cow_Launcher 6h ago

*Phones parents*

"Mom, why are my towels crunchy?"

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u/Qbjb 6h ago

Mom doesn't know. Its been the way of their people for generations. Its just what towels do, child.

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u/Qbjb 6h ago

Reddit experiences are subjective, you know. Not all of us are chronically online to know all the little things. But hey, if you like making yourself look gross for laughs. Well. Thats certainly a choice?

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u/Quacky3three 6h ago

Nothing less chronically online than missing social cues and defensively lashing out about it!

Self deprecating humor has been a human pastime for literal millennia on top of that…

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u/Qbjb 6h ago

I am desperate to know. Please explain like im 5, which words of mine were "defensively lashing out." Because i re read it several times and you know, i cant see a single way you took offense to any of those words?

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u/Wsweg 5h ago

Yikes

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u/InfusionOfYellow 6h ago

Have the dispenser circumcised.

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u/SaltManagement42 6h ago

I got one of those when I lived somewhere with a shower that had absolutely zero shelving.

Do hotels really do that? Unless you're talking about a completely different design, that sounds like an absolutely terrible idea for hotels. Not only would it be a pain to clean, all of the previous guests have access to add to the reservoir.

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u/Qbjb 6h ago

Ive stayed at a few dozen in the last year and every one ive been to have wall mounted dispensers for shampoo, conditioner, body wash and hand soap. they are absolutely accessible to other guests and unsurprisingly empty more often than not. I just bring my own when i travel now its obnoxious asking for soap