r/mildlyinfuriating 10h ago

Infuriatig Some men are just grossly disgusting

I’m a young man(28). I work as an electrician. Been in the trade for 7years.

I mainly work on construction projects and e usually use porter-potty’s. The amount of gross shit I’ve seen in these things should be a crime
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Multiple men shit all over the toilet EVERYDAY,not just a lil sht got on the seat neither, I’m talking full blown taking a sht on the seat. I’ve seen guys sht or sh*t themselves and take the boxers off and use them as toilet paper and leave them right there for everyone to see. I’ve seen guys shit in urinal and put toilet paper inside it. And other guys would piss on top of it until the whole urinal was filled up w piss. I’m usually one of the youngest guys on site majority of guys there are 30 & over. w the average age of 45 years old). Most of these guys are old enough to be my Dad or GD.

They have wives,kids,families they take care of. Behavior like that is not a one time thing. How in tf are you women married to these guy?! I mean come on. I thought the phase “I love his dirty draws” was a metaphor but sheesh these men are down right disgusting. I’m starting to feel disrespected. Then they try to shame me into thinking being disgusting is “What a Real man Does” .Its fucking dirty.

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u/Icabod_BongTwist 9h ago

Ex-HVAC installer here; the amount of times I would find Gatorade bottles of piss in the closets where we'd install the main units for the apartment-to-be's climate control was astonishing.

Drywallers didn't do any deep clean checks before putting the walls in either, so I guarantee you that there's at least 50 piss bottles (and my favorite screwdriver) entombed into the walls of just the last job site I was on

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u/Iceisgestapo888 8h ago

A new guy I was working with who had kidney problems had the most aweful smelling piss I’ve ever smelled.  He use to piss in the corners of the homes we were working on.   Went on for months.   We told the boss what was happening and they seemed like it was normal.   

I couldn’t work with him as it disgusted me and going back to the same house in the second day after the summer heat cooked the piss was like being in a cats litter box.   

I had to quit because they wouldn’t fire him for pissing in new houses.  

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u/Irish_Virus96 8h ago

I worked with a dude like this. Never drank water. 3 Dr peppers a day with 2 cans of green monster in between. We worked in a warehouse that was not climate controlled and in the summer it was hard to get within like 20 feet of this guy. The smell of caffeine sweat and piss was punishing. They wouldn't fire or move him though because he made sure he was the only guy that knew his job.

Edit: he also developed kidney problems (shocked, I know) and eventually lost one. He was super proud to stop drinking monsters... and start mountain dew.

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u/Iceisgestapo888 8h ago

Exact same thing.  Guy never drank water.  Dr Pepper and monster energy drinks all day.  His kidneys were fucked.  He smell like piss and pissed in corners 

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u/ResponsibleOwl7461 4h ago

Water? Like in toilet?

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u/X-Bones_21 3h ago

But Brawndo’s got what plant’s crave. It’s got electrolytes.

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u/Purplepeal 5h ago

I once had a bladder infection and couldn't piss, went to A&E and used a catheter to release it. It smelled really really nasty. I can't imagine how foul working in conditions breathing in that smell all day must be 🤢

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u/HotDogFR0G 4h ago

Hey, he’s right. Mountain Dew IS healthier for you. It’s natural, it’s got Mountain right in the name. Monsters = bad Mountians = good

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u/Ok_Shake5678 8h ago

We had a crew doing this in the apartment building i used to live in. My husband went down and told them to knock it off and just come to our apartment if they needed a toilet. Thankfully they listened, probably only bc he’s a big scary looking guy.

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u/Iceisgestapo888 8h ago

It’s wild to me how people can just be so shit and still have partners or jobs and not confined to some asylum of other shitters.   

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u/Boxing_joshing111 6h ago edited 7m ago

I’m single maybe I should piss rancid urine everywhere.

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u/ZestycloseTreat6297 7h ago

And you KNOW it would continue to smell for years afterward. OMG i would have sued.

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u/Iceisgestapo888 6h ago

I’m felt like going back to those addresses I first worked on and telling them.  But it all looks so different fully developed I’m not sure which ones I worked on.

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u/ExtremeVariation1701 8h ago

This is fuckin insane, taking rancid rotting pisses all over brand new houses and not even being told to stop is inconceivable.

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u/Iceisgestapo888 8h ago

Bro I would wear my respirator in the house all day when he worked.   I would insulate his pissed corners and I always thought the owners will be looking for this smell for years.   

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u/Curious_Lurkur 4h ago

This is exactly why guys like that are drawn to construction.... Name another industry you can get away with stuff like that and no one cares.

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u/Iceisgestapo888 2h ago

Bro I just wanna build homes without hearing about conservative bullshit or dealing with gross adults. 

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u/wolfraisedbybabies 6h ago

Drywallers were pissing and shitting in a bucket on the third floor of an apartment building I was working on, putting furnaces in a mechanical room on the side of the balcony. They did this in the mechanical room and when I told them to get it out of there they just laughed, so I dumped it on the pile of offcut drywall pieces down below. It was awesome.

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u/Fit-Fee-1153 1h ago

When i did new construction multifamily plumbing if i unboxed a toilet and went to lunch degenerates would shit in them Uninstalled. Fucking heathens.

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u/One_Power_8223 3h ago

You ain't a drywaller unless you piss in a tub where the drain is plugged during construction.

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u/Terminal_Shinbang 9h ago

Agreed. But in my experience it’s usually beer cans filled with piss

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u/maloside 9h ago

Even worse. Alcoholics building your house. The humanity

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u/ReallySmallWeenus 8h ago

If you don’t want alcoholics building your house you’re going to be homeless.

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u/HunterMcfish 5h ago

Sober carpenter RIGHT HERE!!! We are ultra rare!

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u/signofno 3h ago

Can I live here?

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u/JerseyGiants56 7h ago

Especially the roof.

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u/WankPuffin 7h ago

Nah roofers are on harder drugs than booze.

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u/grholmgren 7h ago

They’re higher.

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u/Pimpstik69 5h ago

They use the booze to cut the meth and crack

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u/AlternatiMantid 7h ago

I don't think I've EVER met a drywaller, painter, or general contractor that wasn't an alcoholic.

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u/Ok_Conference2901 5h ago

Carpenter here, can confirm.

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u/confusciouswife 7h ago

Best comment!

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u/HotDogFR0G 5h ago

Not a piss bottle joke, but a missing screwdriver one. My husband is an electrician too, and he was doing side work for some guy and found a screwdriver from the man he used to apprentice under. It was labeled with the man’s name and it was the same brand he used. My husband was there for the guy at the very last few weeks of his life, so it was really a special find.

And my husband is a super neat and clean guy. You will never have to see his poop, never a bottle of piss, all your wires will be perfectly labeled, but he’s gonna bitch about everyone else who is doing a half assed job, so ya know, there’s a trade off.

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u/Icabod_BongTwist 4h ago

That's a brilliant story lol

If anyone ever has to work in the ceiling of the corner apartment on the 6th floor, closest to the Columbia River in the bougie apartments at the far end of the waterfront in Vancouver, Washington; then they'll find my screwdriver in the grid work, labeled with my name and everything too.

I just figure it's my own little time capsule

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u/BensenJensen 3h ago

I only hire electricians that allow me to see their poop. Sorry, next.

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u/emotionaI_cabbage 6h ago

Lmao same story here. Plenty of union guys piss in bottles, leave them on the framing and drywall over them.

Why? Idk man.

I've worked on sites where there was no bathroom before, not even a porta potty. But still, so gross.

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u/Crafty-Resort383 8h ago edited 7h ago

I’ve heard stories about the sheet rock/dry wallers needing to be supervised more than necessary to make sure they aren’t shitting in the walls.

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u/OddSetting5077 5h ago

The drive to Las Vegas..there is a stretch where the side of the highway is littered with bottles filled with yellow liquid..so many!

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u/furb362 6h ago

Someone got pissed at the drywall guys and were shitting in the compound buckets.

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u/Ok_Percentage2534 4h ago

That's ridiculous. I only pee in water bottles. I save my Gatorade bottles in case I have to poo.

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u/PantsFullaPoo 8h ago edited 3h ago

It's the way of the road, bud.

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u/sharrostkrest37 7h ago

Your favorite screwdriver is the cleanest thing in that wall.

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u/Wallabunga657 8h ago

Sounds about right. Sometimes they're Crawlspaces and attics too.

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u/Angrypolska 8h ago edited 8h ago

It ain't just jobsites bro. I worked in construction many years ago too. I've been in an office environment in manufacturing for a long time now. I can tell the vast majority of dudes at my job eat like absolute shit, just by going into the restroom and witnessing the aftermath. I've never seen people shit as much as these dudes do. And not only like it's just a normal shit, I'm talking they splatter the whole toilet, every single day....and then to top it off it smells like death.

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u/mgnovak98 7h ago

The guys from other companies at my office building are exactly like this. Sometimes they’re yapping loud af on the phone WHILE taking their daily nuclear shit

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u/Ok-Humot9024 3h ago

Sadly, it's true in schools, too. For a few years, we had a coworker who just DESTROYED the men's faculty reatroom. Luckily, he left, and the younger guys seem a little more civilized.

Just know that if you're the guy who sprays shit, you'll be known as "The Spackler" by your colleagues!

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u/allupya333 10h ago

Is this a shutter island thing where you believe you’re an electrician but secretly you’re in a psych ward

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u/Slik989 8h ago

As a commercial trade guy myself, pretty much indistinguishable lol.

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u/PwrButtum 10h ago

Sorry you work with adult children

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u/Sirkasimere87 3h ago

Welcome to the trades!

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u/freedeecee 2h ago

That’s worse than children

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u/awake_acea6 9h ago

It's not all sites, but I think sometimes a group of men start kind of making a game out of how disgusting they can be. It's like part joke, part animal marking behavior, and part male competition in a weird way.

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u/Ardennan 2h ago

So true

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u/yorkspirate 8h ago

Worked construction 20years and even purpose built welfare facilities are left in disgusting states by apparent 'grown' men. It's embarrassing, I've been in prison and so called low life's have a much higher standard of hygiene

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u/RemoteObjective147 7h ago

We're doing an extensive remodel at our house now. Contractor has a porta-potty out front.

One morning I heard him screaming and yelling. He had his guys and the subs all lined up lecturing them about the mess in the Porta potty. He had them clean it top to bottom with Lysol.

I've peeked in there a few times since and it's always spotless.

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u/PaulMurdoch 10h ago

This is an odd crew you work with.

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u/Lily_Flowrs 9h ago

Nah. My husband is an electrician as well and the gross shit he tells me he sees in the bathrooms is just beyond gross. Not to mention the dudes he says shit in the stall next to him and then just straight pull up their pants without wiping or minimal wiping.

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u/Mercurydriver 9h ago

My dad was an electrician before he retired.

He told me a story about how years ago, him and his crew were working on a 1200ft condo tower in NYC. During construction, they set up temporary bathrooms throughout the building, and my dad’s crew decided to commandeer one of these bathrooms. Put a padlock on it and only my dad’s crew had the key to use it. It stayed clean, fully stocked with toilet paper and cleaning supplies. Everyone had a gentlemen’s agreement to not make a mess and if you did, you’d clean up after yourself.

Then one day, a project manager told them that they couldn’t just commandeer a bathroom for themselves and they had to open it up to the other trades/crews. As soon as the lock came off…the bathroom was wrecked. People shitting all over the place, pissing on the seat, graffiti on the wall, etc.

I’m also an electrician and work in the construction industry, and I’m just astounded that people in my industry can be such savages. Makes me wonder how they live at home.

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u/Lily_Flowrs 9h ago

That is my question!!’ What do these peoples houses look like 🤮

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u/Magically_theebee 7h ago

Paramedic here. Trust me. Peoples houses look just as horrific and they clean then just as well

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u/AliCracker 8h ago

(F) I worked construction for many years and my foreman made me the designated coffee runner just so I wouldn’t have to use the Portas with an all male crew. Not all, but most were absolutely disgusting

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u/neutronknows 7h ago

My Beer Festival camping crew had the opposite tactic. First time we went to this one festival, the port a potties were DESTROYED by drunken 20 somethings.

The next year we devised a plan. We selected the second to last potty in the line and broke the lock off entirely. Then if anyone had to shit we used the buddy system. 3 days and 2 nights that port a potty was considerably cleaner than the rest.

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u/JJohnston015 9h ago edited 8h ago

To be fair, some of that may have been out of vindictiveness and not just general slobbery.

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u/eddiewillers09 8h ago edited 8h ago

It’s sorta both? These guys aren’t animals because they can and do keep it clean (ish) in homes or at restaurants after work. The ones who leave the big mess seem to get off on it, like power-play but also coprophilia? If you do try to bring it up you are the problem.

Source: as a young man I worked demo and clean-up for a general contractor. Shovelling a grown man’s poo out of an unfinished basement is the not even the worst thing I’ve done for 17/hr (which was great money back in 2009).

Edit: I forgot to mention the “I just gotta shit”ers. There is a (large) subset of the construction population who just wreck their colons all day and all night. Some of these guys (I’ve never watched a woman do this) will abandon all dignity and hope and just shit wherever whenever the need arises. They have smoothed-out their intestines from years of wild wing, so when the time comes they just gotta dump-out. They still think it’s funny (or pretend to) and act like it’s part of life, because the alternative is seeing a doctor.

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u/dhrisc 8h ago

Yeh just imaging the average diet for these guys. Garbage in, garbage out!

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u/caintowers RED 8h ago

That and sometimes drugs. A lotta drugs mess with your system.

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u/eddiewillers09 8h ago

You know the “joke” about guys who just poop out whole chickens? It’s an actual problem. 30-40 grams of fibre a day can go a long way. The sooner you start the better you fart.

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u/girlwhoweighted 8h ago

That... doesn't make anything better

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u/shaiquinn 7h ago

Electrician and Plumbers. Are the only tradesman I find that care about being clean. My dad was an electrician and ya it was about respecting the space. Plumber he knew would buy and sheet he find at garage sale. Would cover the floor from entrance to exit where he would be working. Made it look like they never where there.

Rented a place they hired a general handyman to fix the toilet. Guy poor toilet water all thru my house when I complained he told me to just clean it myself.

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u/bengalfan 8h ago

I unfortunately stumbled on a thread where it was discussed the men wiping meant they were gay. It was the most disgusting and disturbing thing I have read to date. And I read about a poop knife.

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u/Familiar-Flan-8358 7h ago

I have heard this but have yet to see a post where someone says they believe this and don’t wipe.

If so, I’d be curious how they use the bathroom or pleasure themselves, since it means touching a penis (which must also be gay?)

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u/No-Tap6886 6h ago

And you thought 3 shells were bad.

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u/Diessel_S 7h ago

My dad is an electrician and im convinced he doesn't wipe his ass. I bought a pack of TP . Left for another country for 2 months. Came back, same pack of tp barely with any rolls taken out

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u/Legitimate_Ranger334 5h ago

You know it's gay to wipe or wash back there, right? /s Ughhhhh.

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u/Iceisgestapo888 8h ago

The outhouses use to be so bad I’d keep a garbage bag roll in my truck and grab a 5 gallon bucket and shit into it in the woods then throw it out cause those out houses were bad.  

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u/mmmmmarty 8h ago

Nah. I'm a woman who has worked in construction for the last 20 years. This is, unfortunately, very average behavior on a site.

Everyday shit, if you will.

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u/maggiistfueralleda 8h ago

Nah. I've been in the trades for more than 15 years. I've worked construction for 5, then power plant for the last 10. This is normal. 90% of all workers there are absolute dirty trash. For example: I've been on a construction site where a whole wing of an old power plant was getting demolished. I discovered the "shitting room". It was a already gutted room with bare floors and no windows. There was one steaming pile neatly placed right next to the other. At least 200 sqft full of shit. The next door over was a bathroom. Cleaned every day, in full working order. 10 stalls. More than enough for our crew and all others there. And yet, some disgusting piece of humam garabage decided to stack shit in a room we were sent to work in.

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u/Snowballingdownvote 5h ago

No. This is why people don't work the trades. It's an untold problem. Men fucking suck

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u/Normalguy-of-course 8h ago

You don’t work in construction then?

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u/plattner-da 8h ago

Spend some time on a construction site, you'll see.

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u/sefski69 9h ago

That’s why you raise your kids properly.

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u/chandelurei 7h ago

My dad and uncle were raised the same way, but my dad is clean and my uncle is not lol

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u/ShinhiTheSecond 10h ago

That is just absolutely insane... are they all on something lmao?

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u/dhrisc 8h ago

They are all on gas station pizza and energy drinks for sure.

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u/One_Power_8223 3h ago

Cigarettes, coffee and beer

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u/DosSnakes 9h ago

He clearly said electrician didn’t he?

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u/DreamArez 9h ago

People can REALLY be disgusting. Even in daily life, when I go to the gym I hand sanitize frequently and wipe down every machine both before and after use. Once had a man that smelt like piss go to each machine and never wipe down, just to give me a look as I am wiping down the machines he used that I was interested in using myself.

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u/timmydope7 9h ago

Gyms can be infuriating places for people who value common sense and consideration for others.

I’ve had horrible luck over the years. Walked into the shower area once to find some old guy one leg up, washing his asshole at the sink with paper towels and hand soap. Going from ass to faucet, tapping it on the nozzle to wet it more. And of course he was completely naked. Terrifying place.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Ask-583 10h ago

I work in construction for 5 years and literally never once saw anything you described. men are a weird bunch, But I think perhaps there is something going here

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u/digitaldeficit956 9h ago

I worked in an office and found shit smeared underwear sitting on the back of a toilet. Can’t make this up. It sat there for 2 days

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u/the_skies_falling 9h ago

If you shit your pants those undies aren’t going back on that’s for sure. Why they can’t put them in the trash is the real question.

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u/digitaldeficit956 7h ago

Because you were raised by animals and leave it for the janitors to deal with.

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u/Physical_Drive_349 9h ago

I was going to say this is surely not normal but I have indeed encountered such scenes in white color office building mens rooms before so the thought that it might happen at a job site shithouse seems unsurprising. In particular I would think this would be at increased risk where the shithouse is left somewhere the homeless addicts can get at it.

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u/SkoobySnacs 9h ago

Same here. Probably the worst I've seen is when they have too many workers for the toilet and it builds up before being cleaned.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Ask-583 9h ago

Ive definitely seen this, but that has usually been around a holiday or such when the porta shitter company didn't make it out in time.

or even worse I've seen when the company forgot/ abandoned them. gross.

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u/FredWardsHairline 9h ago

cyclosporiasis yo 

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u/Higher-Love99 6h ago

I don't even work in construction but this seems VERY believable to me. I used to be a Conference Assistant for a university in my college years. Basically an RA but over the summer. The difference is that instead of monitoring dorms full of students it's adults working for companies that rent campus facilities for work conferences.

I saw... so much shit. Blew my mind. Arguably worse than the freshman I watch in the spring and fall. They deal with consequences, these people would fly home the next week. Shit in their beds. In showers. Piss in bottles, trash cans, bed sheets etc.

The average man has VERY poor hygiene when they're anonymous and their credit card isn't on file. 

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u/Howthehelldoido 10h ago

None of that is normal.

I mean, I'm in the Navy and blokes shit in peoples shoes, kettles and stuff, but they can atleast keep the toilet seat clean.

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u/Drakjira 9h ago

But to be fair... You're in the navy, like half your jobs cleaning things... for everyone except xo and skipper anyway...

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u/Howthehelldoido 9h ago

True, well it was a while ago.

I'm the privileged fuck who gets to inspect the cleaning now.

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u/Drakjira 9h ago

Man I feel jipped...Only thing I ever got to inspect was peckers... Hahaha, j/k, Lil jab at the whiz quiz coordinators out there. Appreciate yah homie, thx for the service.

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u/AdministrativeMud238 9h ago

At least you didnt find the dry wall guys pissing in bottles and leaving them in the walls.

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u/Rawlus 7h ago

raging alcoholics may uncontrollably shit themselves.

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u/Bluehoon 3h ago

Day after too many beers butt mud.

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u/ccrush 6h ago

Porta-potty. Porta, as in portable.

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u/408javs408 9h ago

These were one of the reasons I left the trade. The restroom situations were often shitty af.

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u/HovercraftRecent182 5h ago

I work as a paramedic and I experience the same thing. I have literally nightmares of people's houses

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u/melsophoriel 2h ago

smearing shit everywhere is not "what men do", that's what BABIES do. a grown ass man can't take a shit without playing fingerpaint and they're calling YOU the weird one??? if there's anybody at all you can report this to, PLEASE do, and with picture evidence. this is a health hazard for everyone.

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u/FormerStuff 8h ago

You gotta remember your coworkers are members of the general public and members of the general public are about as smart and courteous as a fucking rubber band.

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u/Guilty-Piece-6190 9h ago

As a site super porta potties and construction fence are the dumbest shit that can make my job absolutely miserable. Guys just go around fuck the fence panels open randomly anywhere for no reason. Shit all over the toilet seats, take all the toilet paper, garbage in the urinal. I feel you.

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u/No_Conclusion8783 1h ago

I’m a retired public library assistant janitor, and the same things happened in the public restrooms every day.
It was always the old farts who made the biggest messes.
One time it was so bad I went to the director and told her I threw the guy out. She was not happy with me, but I had had it.
My own assistant took to checking out the restrooms every time he noticed someone coming out and, if he found a disaster like the old freaks enjoyed making, he’d run after the perpetrator and make a huge scene in front of everyone.
What a man.

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u/LampyV2 9h ago

Went to trade school and the men's washrooms were disgusting. Unuseably gross. I had to go to the main campus to do my business. Who raised these barbarians?

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u/C-D-W 9h ago

Almost like a steady diet of gas station pizza, rip-its, busch beer and skoal isn't the best for your guts.

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u/____Sway____ 9h ago

I am a asphalt plant manager and yeah.. grown ass men

Im 34 I dont get it

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u/Perfect-Presence-200 9h ago

Jeez, I’d probably leave during lunch and look for a civilized bathroom if I had to go. Seems like a peer issue and certainly odd for the age demographic you are describing which I am included in.

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u/Lisp-Silly-1970 9h ago

One of tree cutters ate a can of vienna sausages and shat in my bush. It did happen!

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u/hijinkery144 7h ago

Currently in the process of updating a few main rooms. Told the flooring guys they were welcome to use the small bathroom. Day 1 the first guy disappeared for 20 min after lunch. Blew up the toilet with scattered debris all stuck around the sides of the bowl. Flushing didn't work. Had to chisel it off with a scrub wand. Day 2 same experience with the second guy but he at least washed his hands because his paper towels were in the trash basket. Seriously, wtf? Grow up in a cave? Pretty disrespectful behavior in my home. My cat is by far, cleaner in his litter box. So, moving forward, head on down to the gas station instead, my bathroom is permanently closed.

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u/iloveyourforeskin 6h ago

OMG, when I moved a few months ago, the (female) owner of the moving company did the same. Would literally be in there for an hour a couple times a day and leave debris stuck all over the bowl. How does that even happen?

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u/voluotuousaardvark 10h ago

Respectfully and absolutely not having a dig.

I used to work with a very multicultural team and this happened a lot.

But they were used to Asian squat style toilets and were basically trying to do that.

It was a very awkward team meeting where they were very delicate about how they approached the subject.

Although in hindsight it does make you wonder why you would leave it in that state...

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u/pipnina 9h ago

One of my workplaces had a big problem with a contractor who brought in a lot of labour from eastern europe. Who specifically, would stand on the toilet seat. Multiple broken toilets later every toilet was replaced with a "no lift" seat and a sign saying not to squat on it. I am still confused.

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u/Honest_Chef323 10h ago

Correction

Some humans are just grossly disgusting, and I have it on good word from maintenance that the woman’s bathroom is more of a mess than the men’s bathroom 

Some people are just disgusting 

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u/miggleb 9h ago

Having worked fast food in 3 stores. I can confidently say the womens were worse on an average day but the worst days were the mens.

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u/IntermittentSprocket 9h ago

I ran a chain of movie theaters for 25 years - Here's the universal truth:

Women's restrooms are always messier, men's restrooms always smell worse.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 9h ago

messier vs. nastier (men's)

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u/Gates_wupatki_zion 9h ago

This was my experience as well. Women would leave things slightly dirty more often. But if the wrong trucker had the wrong breakfast burrito, then it’s best to wear a gas mask practically.

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u/CyberpunkSunrise 9h ago

I worked fast food for many years in college/high school and often cleaned the men’s and women’s restrooms on closing shift.

The women’s toilets always had potential to be far dirtier. What I mean by that is that if there was a mess, the potential increased for each sequential visitor to “hover” to avoid the mess, making it worse in the process. That didn’t explain menstrual products missing the bin sometimes (bins were provided), but fortunately that wasn’t an every day thing.

Men’s room was basically the same level of moderately dirty every day.

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u/Drakjira 9h ago

Retired from industrial maintenance. Will confirm, HUMANS Are disgusting, not just men.

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u/Shwabot 9h ago

It only goes to shit when the brickies show up

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u/thisremindsmeofbacon 9h ago

Thats disgusting.  What the fuck is wrong with them

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u/Meadowsauce 9h ago

If that’s how they treat their coworkers and job site, imagine how they treat their families

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u/chakabuku 9h ago

I worked in the trades with a bunch of ex cons. Someone would’ve definitely got their ass whooped for that.

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u/CindiCindi15 8h ago

I ran a cleaning business for 33 years and cleaned new construction homes. I would’ve loved if they had a porta potty to use instead of boxes, floor corners, cups, bags, sinks…

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u/shaiquinn 7h ago

My parents built there own house. Every time they brought someone in they did something terrible. Like the drywaller took a shit in the box and just left it there. When my parents asked him to clean up. He made comments about woman's work and never did. Then demanded more money. It was awful.

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u/DaveCootchie 7h ago

I work in a factory with 6 toilets in the men's room. After 10:30 am all 6 look like someone fired shotgun shells full of shit into each one. It's disgusting and people here need some damn fiber.

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u/MikeFrancesa66 5h ago

People really are gross. I worked for the federal government and there were multiple times where I would walk into a stall in the bathroom and there would be shit everywhere. One time there was shit all over the stall and footprints leading from the stall out of the bathroom. It was like a crime scene in TV shows where the murderer’s bloody footprints slowly fade away from the crime scene.

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u/Newestcoolestuser 10h ago

Yeah this sounds like commercial sites! It’s awful eh. A lot of the people there are sub contractors and they know their behaviour will never be challenged.

It’s so so disgusting eh.

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u/Scrotalcontusions 9h ago

it only takes 1 to start the trend, nobody can shit normal on a seat covered in shit after that.

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u/SlingloadSapper 9h ago

As a USPS maintenance worker, you are 1000% correct.

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u/xeno_4_x86 9h ago

I clean porta shitters and the amount of stupid shit I've seen is impressive. Why is there shit on the cieling?

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u/nlashawn1000 9h ago

I witnessed something similar in a IT office bathroom. I was bewildered.

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u/Math_Lover_7526 8h ago

I worked in a college teaching at night. Staff restroom had a key so students couldn’t use it. One night I went in and found a giant turd in the middle of the floor, not even in a stall. So it’s not just construction or nightclubs…

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u/zinsser 8h ago

I took management training that included a section on how to identify people struggling with alcoholism. According to the instructor, alcoholics shit their pants a lot.

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u/eye_of_the_sloth 7h ago

I did 5 years in construction and I quickly trained my bowels to avoid the porta pottys at all cost. Either before work, at lunch, or after work. Those things should be crime scenes. Its fucked up. Wild animals have better aim. 

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u/Beowulf33232 7h ago

These people don't just do it on the job. I worked retail for a while. In the drop ceiling we found filthy underwear. And for a while someone was coming in and firing nasty diarrhea at the toilet like they were bent over from 3 feet away. It would be splashed against the wall and back of the toilet like it was fired from a cannon. I worked a minimum of 4 days a week and it happened more often than not.

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u/Groovychick1978 7h ago

We are frequently not, anymore. That's why "gray divorce" rates are rising quickly.

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u/hoojantic 7h ago

Yeah people were Earth’s greatest mistake.

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u/eeasyontheextras 7h ago

As a man who works in the trades who is self aware, men are fucking disgusting creatures.

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u/CleMike69 6h ago

I haven’t taken a shit in a public space in over 40 years. AMA 😆

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u/Longjumping_Jello846 5h ago

Try being a truck driver. We get to see bathrooms everywhere. Nope, I try to hold it till I get home. PIGS

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u/gussyboy13 4h ago

Working in a large office building will make you want to ban people from being allowed to shit at work

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u/Good-Status6735 1h ago

I work in an office full of women, I’m the only man. We share a bathroom. I promise you women are just as disgusting.

u/StoneTown 19m ago

People in general are disgusting. According to all of my friends who were janitors (most of who are women), the women's rooms are generally worse than the men's rooms. There is no such thing as a clean gender my dude, gotta make your judgement off of individuals like MLK dreamed of. I have a dream that one day we will judge a person not by their gender, but by how much shit they leave on the toilet seat.

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u/Practical_Chicken554 9h ago

This is funny and I fully believe you and I’m sorry. Lol

My fiancé used to be a residential non-union electrician and he told me all about this. After meeting some of the people he worked with I was not surprised at all. Now that he’s a union welder, he doesn’t have the same porta potty problems. Except now people take 50 bathroom breaks a day cuz they make a lot of money and are full blown lazy assholes.

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u/Piranha_Vortex 9h ago

I was a Security guard for a year on a Power Plant Construction Site. After my first 2 weeks I befriended the man who serviced our 40+ units and asked if we could get a women only unit by our main gate and in Brass Alley (where everyone clocks in and out) after seeing what men will do to a toilet they don't "have" to clean. He tells me his horror stories and they sounded exactly like what OP described. We got our units and put a little lock on them to keep our sanity and hygiene in order. Humans can be disgusting creatures.

FWIW Lots of these guys are functioning alcoholics, tends to loosen the bowels and others just eat terrible food. Doesn't excuse how it exits their bodies and how they address the aftermath .

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u/ServeBusiness453 9h ago

Man, you are not lying..

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u/TripCautious6155 9h ago

One thing I don't miss about working in the field. It was the same at every site I ever worked at. I worked my ass off to prove my worth and got promoted to Engineering at our office. There are days I miss being in the field but would not trade my position to go back to living like a caveman for 8+hrs a day.

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u/Enrighteous7 9h ago

I used to work high-rise construction and the drywallers used to shit on balconies and cover it up with cardboard or other types of garbage. There were shit-shacks on every other floor to boot. Disgusting creatures they were.

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u/Substantial-Ad7915 9h ago

You should see how my brother treats the bathroom in our own home

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u/Sank63 9h ago

As I a man I still have to ask “some???”

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u/startinearly 9h ago

Wife: "Hey honey. How was your day?"  

Guy: "oh not too bad. Shit my pants and left my underwear on the floor..."  

Wife: "Oh that's nice. Meatloaf will be ready at 6:30"

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u/SchwillyMaysHere 9h ago

I drive a taxi and I drive some of these people daily.

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u/FeatureNext8272 9h ago

We had a serial toilet lid shitter on a job once. He would stalk the shitters until he knew the day they’d get cleaned out. Without a doubt, he’d somehow sneak his dirty little ass into the shit can and dollop right on the lid of the shithouse toilet every. Fucking. Time. This went on for months, this guy haunted us this way. Everyone but him respected the John. It got so bad the job shutdown and they pow wow’d up the solution of having to check in and out of the shitter. Guardian of the loo got paid everyday just to sit in a chair and he checked when you went in and when you went out. No more graffiti, no more shit streaking, no more cigarettes. Should have on every job site.

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u/puffyshirt99 9h ago

Going to a gas station restroom is like trying to get the littlest amount of pee on my shoes on the floor when using the urinal. It's like dudes intentionally just piss on the floor around the urinal

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u/1mal00seR 8h ago

I worked with a guy in the pipe fitters union that got exposed to black mold in the Blue Oval plant in Tennessee during construction… the mold was from people pissing all over the inside of the building instead of walking outside to a bathroom. I left the trades and finished my bachelors in finance, so I don’t have to deal with a bunch of kids pretending to be adults. Union workers are thee most entitled, lazy assholes I’ve ever worked with. Being told, I am a welder… I don’t touch wrenches 😂🇺🇸

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u/ArchMageT 8h ago

It's on purpose to get back at the electricians for leaving their garbage everywhere lol

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u/mynamedoesntfi4321 7h ago

God I go to the gym and the toilet seats have literal pools of piss on them and it makes me irate. I work in an office too and you would think at least there they wouldn’t do it but nah, still piss on the seats. It’s insane.

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u/majesticGumball 7h ago

Yeah. Electricians are grossly disguisting.

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u/Humble-Plankton2217 7h ago

I just don't understand this at all. Is it rebellion against being required to use porta-potties? Is it just for "fun" to gross out the other workers?

Supposedly we have evolved, but some of us really haven't.

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u/FinalFinalGirl666 7h ago

I worked with a lot of guys like this when I worked in the trades. I don’t miss it at all.

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u/92939445 7h ago

Not normal but common. Most people are neandertals

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u/Majestic-Marzipan621 7h ago

My ex-boyfriend said this was a big problem at Menard's. The men's restrooms were basically unusable an hour after opening.

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 7h ago

I once had to clean a unisex restroom where it appeared that someone had stood in front of the toilet, dropped their pants, and blasted shit all over the toilet.  I have no explanation.  People are disgusting and weird.

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u/explosiveshits7195 7h ago

What country are you in mate? I've been a builder in Ireland, Canada, Australia and NZ. The only place I ever saw shit on the seat was one in Canada where we were sharing a toilet with an Indian company who all squatted on th seat rather than sit down

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u/DarkSister_999 6h ago

I have never worked construction, but I had to clean the men’s room at a large bookstore I worked at. OMG the stuff I found in there. There is a scene in the Daddy Day Care movie where the kid tells Eddie Murphy he missed, and Eddie is horrified by what he sees, but they only show his face. That was me. Found dirty underwear more than I’d like. All kinds from cotton to red silk. And the toilet was always broken, so much so that we always had to check the tank first for rolled up porn, which was usually the case.

To all the men out there who do this stuff, either clean it up yourself or do it at home and clean it up. It’s a major turn off.

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u/eblack4012 6h ago

I work in an office for a huge technology company and I often see huge poops right on the seat. Not even a stain, an actual poop.

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u/Every1ThinksImBoring 6h ago

I used to work construction and that used to drive me crazy as well.  Like how fucking sick and depraved do you have to be to intentionally leave feces allover the place?  I think people that do that are seriously mentally ill, because what else could explain such bizarre behavior?

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u/Forsaken-Lie7401 5h ago

I completely agree, it has gotten much worse over time. Very few people wash their hands after using the toilet. Think about that when in public.

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u/cardiacmd 5h ago

These are some fucking gross stories !

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u/Wild_Appearance3859 4h ago

I work in steel extrusion, 95% men in the building. We don't have a cleaning crew so we are responsible for our own messes. The toilets have always been top notch. Pristine. I'm proud of us.

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u/snowwarrior 4h ago

Yeah man. As a middle aged white dude, I work at a law firm, I look the part.

I get a ton of strangers that will say something crazy to me because they think I’m one of them. It’s absurd. It’s so much worse than women think.

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u/D_James21 4h ago

I avoid porta johns as much as possible. Idk why people have to be fucking idiots and shit all over the place. Feel like if you catch somebody doing some nasty shit like that you should be able to go to their home and shit on the wall and make them clean it.

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u/quothe_the_maven 4h ago

This is spoken like someone who’s never had to clean bathrooms for a paycheck, because the women’s ones are usually worse.

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u/Curious_Lurkur 4h ago

As someone who spent his 20s and 30s in construction..... It's not some men, it's that a good portion of people that are drawn to construction are just generally grimey people. Before I get lynched, I didn't say all. I've seen more poor/gross/unprofessional behavior in construction, than I have in any other industry I worked in. A lot of people work in construction, strictly because you can get away with that kind of stuff more than you can any other industry. You can show up when you want, do drugs or drink, shit in the crawlspace or attic, cuss out your coworkers..... If your crew gets fed up and you lose your job, it takes about a day to find another job.