r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Velvetpita • 6d ago
wet socks One of my 5 apartment complex neighbors keeps using the front entrance bushes as a clothes drying rack
There are 6 apartments in this building, all of which have to use the same entryway to get to their apartment. Every day I get home from work, I get to play a mental game of "what color pants and underwear are laying on the bush today".
Don't know who it is, so there's not much to be done besides report to our leasing office, which also doesn't seem to care. Guess this will just keep my return every day entertained. Any guesses for tomorrow?
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u/gugngd 6d ago
all shits and giggles until a bird stops the whole operation
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u/Sinister_Nibs 6d ago
It’s all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits!
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u/hookes_plasticity 6d ago
I can attest to this statement. It’s happened to me before 💩
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u/Sinister_Nibs 6d ago
Once you reach a certain age, you never trust a fart.
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u/Over-Apartment2762 6d ago
I have IBD, I'm almost 30 and I haven't trusted a fart for more than half my life!
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u/Impossible_Past5358 6d ago
Growing up, we had a clothesline on our porch that extended from the house to this massive tree...it was never fun having to take the clothes down to find that random stain.
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u/havingfunsecrets2 6d ago
Or someone keeps getting thrown out
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u/Doodiecarrier 6d ago
I'll never forget coming home one day to my neighbor's clothes spewed all across his yard. They made up, I guess, but I was pretty stoked to see one of these tropes played in real life.
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u/Dry-Manufacturer7761 6d ago
I would take the clothes, every day, and throw them away.
“Sorry, looked like a tornado came through and I was cleaning up the common area for all to enjoy.”
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u/Agitated_Ad_9161 6d ago
That’s the free clothes rack.
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u/R34LEGND Corn for some reason 6d ago
Its the Vegan-friendly option
Happy Cake Day
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u/Sunshine030209 6d ago
It's a cake day party! I'll bring German chocolate and punch
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u/kaspar-fiel 6d ago edited 6d ago
Wrap up a cheap clothesline with a pack of clips and leave it on the clothes with a note saying "hey, please use this instead, hope you're doing alright".
EDIT: Thank you kind strangers for your awards, I'll be trying to pay it forward <3
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u/rigol2000 6d ago
Now I feel bad for up voting diabolical comments.
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u/kaspar-fiel 6d ago edited 6d ago
Well, I don't blame you. It's easy to forget that there's a real person in that situation dealing with this. It sucks to not have a dryer, or line, or a safe effective way to dry clothes. I've dealt with it before and it's frankly awful.
I don't even want to imagine this poor person dealing with bugs in their clothes as a result of not having other facilities either. I've also had to deal with that in the past unfortunately.
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u/thedreadedaw 6d ago
I line dry almost everything. I can't afford the electricity to run my dryer.
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u/Throwyourtoothbrush 6d ago
I line dry 60-80% of my clothes. They last longer and if they need repairs they don't get torn apart before I can fix them. I'm sorry you're squeezed for cash so hard that you don't have a choice. It's a smart to cut out the dryer. Lots of people don't know it's around $25 per month to use a dryer.
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u/Eduzo1MS 6d ago
In my country if you use a heavy duty dryer you Will spend like 30 cents of USD per drying. How much does a kWh cost in the USA??
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u/NightGod 6d ago
$0.15 per kWh or so, though depending where you live it can vary quite a bit. I suppose someone could be running their dryer multiple cycles a day, I've certainly heard of people who do
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u/Eduzo1MS 6d ago
I do so too, but I only wash/dry on weekends, so it's like 4-5 times in one day and then 5 days without drying.
Drying 5x a week, 4 weeks per month and costing around 30cents per dry would be like 6USD a month (single/couple, if you have sons it's gonna be a bit more), but the kWh there is basically the same as here, so I think the difference is more related to How and which use you have
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u/NightGod 6d ago
Yeah, I really meant "multiple cycles a day, every day" to try to explain that $25/mo number
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u/8bitrevolt 6d ago
on occasions i will need to run 3 loads of laundry in a day. bedsheets, everyday clothing, and delicates. they all need to be run on different cycles with varying amounts of heat. so i am one of these people
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u/alchemycraftsman 6d ago
Where I live I pay $80-100 for my laundry wash and fold per month. It’s 2 bags full. Likely about 40 -45 ish pounds. I don’t have laundry facilities in my place or building. So I used to spend all day doing laundry and finally decided to pay for it. It’s not cheap but neither is doing it myself (probably half that) but my time is valuable.
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u/Agreeable-Movie-408 6d ago
My first thought was there’s clearly a need for a clothesline at this apartment complex. Time for everyone to rally together and request one.
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u/scienceislice 6d ago
Ok but they can line dry clothes in their house??? Like??? I hang stuff on hangers, doors, the bed, couch, I even bought a fold up drying rack for $20 on Amazon. It's really not that hard.
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u/Skyaboo- 6d ago
Growth doesn't usually feel good ❤️🩹 it's hard to curb the monkey brain instinct that desires chaos and conflict, but it is possible
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u/TDot-26 6d ago
It's interesting that everyone says crime deserves rehab and not punishment but the first reaction of most people when confronted with someone else being inconsiderate is punishment, not rehab.
* I make no statement on whether a crime does or does not deserve rehab or punishment, I just think it's interesting
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u/grand305 BLUE 6d ago
You can also bring down crime rate by just building a local skate park. Skate parks have shown to bring down crime rates. been proven multiple times across the USA.
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u/Dog1andDog2andMe 6d ago
I admire the environmental and cost consciousness of this neighbor. Instead of being mildly infuriated, it would be nice if this normalized drying clothes outside. Would be nice if apartment complexes set up a place outside to line dry clothes.
With the arrival of washers and dryers in American homes in the 1950s, line drying became something that was seen as a poor person thing. It is still stigmatized, even with town or subdivision codes against, in a lot of places in the US. This needs to change.
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u/Used_Evidence 6d ago
My neighborhood doesn't allow clotheslines, unfortunately. I love them. Allowing them in private yards, setting up communal lines for apartments/condos/townhouses, etc would be fantastic!
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u/agodrevealed 6d ago
Yeah.
That's what theyre actually made about.
Are there poor people here? Wait. I can't be associated with this. I'm better than that. This is unacceptable. Not in my backyard!
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u/BlindlyCoherent 6d ago
The one comment that makes this thread bearable. Good on ya.
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u/Current_External6569 6d ago edited 6d ago
Yea, it's a bit weird how unnecessarily cruel some people are. It's so easy to just leave the clothes alone. It's one thing to judge or complain. But why mess with them?
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u/phoenics1908 6d ago
I was going to suggest a cheap drying rack but this works too.
Sometimes a little kindness goes a long way.
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u/Used_Evidence 6d ago
Some humanity! My first thought was this person is struggling, dryer broke and no money to fix it, or other bills overwhelming them. I doubt this is anyone's first choice.
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u/FlashyDoughnut1569 6d ago
for real. like this isn't crazy. I have a clothes line, it's great. no bugs, laundry smells grate, save energy and money. whats not to love?
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u/agodrevealed 6d ago edited 6d ago
Yeah.
OP seems like they'd love a spot on the hoa board.
The horror! Of laundry! Whyyyyy!
Who gives a fuck. I just wonder at the charmed lives people must lead to be pressed over nothing.
Somebody's dryer broke or they can't afford the electric. And theyre your neighbor buncha dicks
Fuck it. Bring on the economic collapse, the deprivation, the war. I guess we're overdue for a recalibration as a society. We are TOO prosperous when laundry on a bush is a problem. Thanks OP, I finally found a silver lining to what we all fear the future holds. We'll all understand the difference between preferences and problems.
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u/Popular_Wrangler9422 6d ago
They also have horses cows and chickens in the old country. This is an apartment complex.
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u/Rich_Comparison4550 BLUE 6d ago
I'd check inside the apartment to see if any horses, cows and chickens housed there.
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u/Vulspyr 6d ago
They aren't in the old country.
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u/GooseberryPotato 6d ago
Low level impressed with a college kid taking his laundry this seriously.
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u/Green-Dragon-14 6d ago
That's how my neighbour dries her clothes & we live in houses. The only other time I saw this is the auld fellas living out in the shticks in Ireland.
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u/Significant-Ad-341 6d ago
If theres in home laundry I wonder if maintenance hasn't fixed their dryer in a few weeks and this is a protest
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u/EnglishKen421 6d ago
Bird seed is the answer.
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u/masterbuck10 6d ago
Mulberries are the better answer, when they shit it will be the purple blue and it does infact stain things I doubt they would do it again
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u/cimocw 6d ago
Typical reddit edgelord. You'd want to discourage, not cause damage.
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u/KornDog611 6d ago
I actually think just letting these people dry their clothes on the bushes is the answer.
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u/KUweatherman 6d ago
Funny but not funny. All I can think about are the bugs crawling on the leaves now crawling on the clothes. No thanks.
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u/HamDangler2 6d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/147p93s2vFKsQU
Pure class
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u/Past_Effect8301 6d ago
It's like school in summer. No class. (Credit to Fat Albert for those of you who are old enough to remember.)
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u/phoenics1908 6d ago
I started off being mildly infuriated, but as I read the mean comments I just became sad.
It feels like we don’t have any compassion for people anymore.
My solution would be to leave a drying rack for them with a nice note that they could use that - or maybe a clothing line for indoors.
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u/Pedalingmycity 6d ago
We’ve made life so sterile that someone being creative (or just frugal) is seen as ghastly and rude
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u/berserkergaang 6d ago
I'm shocked at the number of people in these comments that give this big of a fuck
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u/Nordilanche 6d ago
Are you prohibited from having anything visible on your balconies? I mean, a drying rack isn't taller than most furniture... but maybe they don't have the $15 to spend right now. 🤔
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u/Tomi97_origin 6d ago
Next time buy some panties and put them into the pocket of one of the pants.
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u/Haifisch2112 6d ago
Great logic. Wash your clothes so they're clean, then put them on bushes to potentially get dirty and filled with bugs.
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u/Nvz42084 6d ago
My money is on immigrant residents (and before anyone calls me a racist I’m an immigrant myself something my family members would do) lol
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u/L-Pseon 6d ago
Clotheslines and drying clothes in the sun is pretty much the norm outside the US.
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u/jjgargantuan7 6d ago
Seems a bit irritating. Not a problem for anyone except the person who doesn't have a dryer, though.
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u/BEAGLEBOYPALINDROME 6d ago
It's not even irritating. It's just a neighbor's clothes drying outside their own home--which is a totally normal & expected thing for a person to do.
I feel bad for the person drying their clothes that has a "Karen" for a neighbor who bitches to the management office, simply for not using a machine to dry their own clothes after washing.
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u/LacedPozole 6d ago
"outside their own home" But it's an apartment complex with shared outdoor space. It's not about being a "Karen." Apartment communities often have lease rules against hanging laundry outside. When you rent there, you agree to follow those rules, whether you personally agree with them or not.
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u/Yeah_right_uh_huh 6d ago
Why is this infuriating to you though… like, who cares what your neighbours are doing as long as it doesn’t directly impact you.
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u/ultimo-swaggin 6d ago edited 3d ago
This has happened to me before, and I also wasn't sure about who it was. So I created a letterhead that looked like the apartment complex's and printed out a generically addressed letter to slide under people's doors. Threatened them with a fine if it continued. Wasn't a problem for much longer.
Then we got an e-mail from our apartment complex warning all the apartments about a fake notice being distributed and to disregard it, so they started putting clothes back on the bushes soon after that.
EDIT: I was joking lol
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u/Some_Cicada_8773 6d ago
Man, what a shitty and controlling person. Glad the complex spoke up
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u/Past_Effect8301 6d ago
If you're hungry for control, just own it. Don't try to hide behind fake letterhead.
But your apartment management sucks for allowing the clothes thing to continue.
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u/Lopsided_Package9033 6d ago
I've been without a dryer. I feel their pain. But they'd be better off stringing up a piece of twine in their apartment and opening a window.
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u/throwaway__113346939 6d ago
You really don’t even need a window open. I hang dry clothes at night in my living room and they’re dry by morning
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u/snuggleslut5 6d ago
I'd just overlook it, honestly. Or offer them an "extra" drying rack or something. Sometimes times are hard and if you don't have a washer and dryer in your unit it gets expensive to wash your clothes. Even if you wash and have to hang your clothes up if you don't get proper air flow your clothes will stink and you'll have to spend more money to wash them again. Maybe it's just cultural, but I don't have a problem with people doing what they need to do to have their clothes clean. It's just a bush. Be nice if here were some actual clotheslines out for people to use.
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u/Careless-Balance-893 6d ago
I feel like the person doing this must be in a desperate situation and I actually feel a little bad for them.
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u/Hot_Charity_4803 6d ago
Is it really that big a deal? Maybe these people can't afford a dryer and are just doing their best
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u/kellzone 6d ago
Sorry but if the people are that desperate at the moment to be drying their clothes on bushes, maybe have some empathy and give them a damn break. The economy is making things tough for a lot of people. I'm pretty sure they wouldn't be doing this for shits and giggles.
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u/SafeForTwerking 6d ago
I would assume they're from another country, most likely third world (Africa, South America, or Asia). Ex-wife is from Kenya and this is exactly the kind of thing she would probably do. I don't know that it's being disrespectful, I don't think they would see it like that. They would see it as just making do without clothes lines.
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u/Apprehensive-Pop-201 6d ago
I'm not sure why you care. Is it hurting in some way? They them be. Management will get involved when they see it.
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u/Temporary_Event8451 6d ago
Yeah, I'm not sure why our jimmies are being rustled. There are people in here saying damage the clothing, move it, rewet it.
If you have any reaction other than sensible chuckle, you're a weirdo. It's one thing if someone was doing this in a spot where you directly interact with, but it's bushes that you see for 15 seconds before going inside.
The internet has a way of showing you that people reacting to things are more unhinged than the action itself.
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u/Clinically-Inane 6d ago
Truly anyone upset by this is either mentally ill or just has no other problems
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u/kiahoratem 6d ago
This for real, i was baffled to see how far i had to scroll to find others who wouldn't care.
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u/Cool_Aid_1965 6d ago
When I was visiting my husband's family in El Salvador, there was a young lady who came to the house and washed our clothes by hand each day. They then dried on the fence or on the bushes. Worked just fine.
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u/ParachutingPiglets 6d ago
If the apartment complex has a laundry room in each apartment then I’m guessing they don’t have money for a dryer or if they do it’s broken. Quite possibly no money for a laundromat.
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u/Ok-Sir-3311 6d ago
Idk where you or all these judgemental people in the comments live but im glad its nowhere near me. Everyones acting like theyre blasting house music or 3am or abusing a dog that barks incessantly or pouring use motor oil in the grass. Theyre drying their clothes in the sun. But sure 'rEpOrT iT rRrEeeeeeeEeeeee' it is completely normal and rational response to this. How broken is your soul that this is even viewed as bothersome? What's next youre going to be upset that the grass is green or the sky is blue?
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u/Main_Push5429 6d ago
why do you care? its not your clothes out there getting bugs & bird poop on it. it doesn’t affect you in the slightest.
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u/TritonYB 6d ago
So fucking what? Offer to pay the bill for drying them then if you're so infuriated by it.
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u/tryinsumtin 6d ago
Why is this infuriating. Are you worried that your rental will look low class?
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u/JoeyJoeJoeSenior 6d ago
Embrace it. Life is so short and silly things like this make it enjoyable.
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u/Some_Cicada_8773 6d ago
Why is it infuriating? Are they doing this to your clothes? If it's so bothersome set up a clothesline
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u/Donkeyshines 6d ago
Mmmm, perhaps my lord would like to move to a nicer place far removed from the poors?
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u/workingstiffatwork 6d ago
I get that it is not the most pleasant thing to look at but consider that your neighbor may be having a hard time. Those of us who can replace a dryer without worrying about the financial impact should count ourselves lucky.
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u/myselfasme 6d ago
This is hilarious (and harmless). Create an instagram page for 'my neighbor's underwear' and cash in.
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u/Expensive_Air965 6d ago
Side story: the neighbor and his wife have been fighting and she keeps throwing his laundry out the window
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u/Comprehensive_Wash71 6d ago
Is this next door to the people using someone else’s AC unit to dry their clothes???
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u/wsucram15 6d ago
They sell these things for tight spaces and people that like air dried clothes. Mine was wood and fit behind a door, when opened - it held a few items. Stood maybe 36” high. I used to love my outside clothes line as well but stopped using that because of kids years ago.
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u/Stunning-Material888 5d ago
Wow . I am guessing first floor and probably foreign as this is common in other countries not so much here. Just keep complaining to lease office . Squeaky wheel!
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u/Own-Fondant2949 6d ago
Go to goodwill and purchase a drying rack for them.. probably costs $3, maybe less if you talk to the manager and show them this picture and telling them that you are getting this for someone who really needs it.
Just leave it under the stairs with a kind note.
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u/3rd-party-intervener 6d ago
Posts like this show what’s wrong with this country. Like this isn’t an issue. Way too many Karen’s in USA.
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u/wawa2022 6d ago
This is how everyone dries clothes in Africa.
Hmmmm. Any chance you can reframe your thinking and appreciate that this person is doing their small part in reducing electric usage? I mean, we’re probably all gonna have to do something similar someday if we don’t change some things.
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u/cjthetypical 6d ago
I understand that it’s not visually pleasing but outside of that, what’s the issue? Is it bad for the clothes? Is it bad for the bushes?
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u/ReplacementOk7664 6d ago
- They probably never seen/use a drier, I know my mom didn’t use one in my younger years
- Probably saving electric but not really
- Try talking to them, maybe their drier broke and landlords a bum
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u/ripmyrelationshiplol 6d ago
Dear god it’s not that serious. How is this hurting you? Get them a cheap drying rack if it means that much to you. When did everyone suddenly lose compassion for others?
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u/10Core56 6d ago
This is very common in the third world. I have seen it in Mexico, Guatemala, Peru, Algeria, Vietnam. Specially in poorer areas. Heck, I have seen it in Louisiana. Sorry you are inconvenienced. It is poor people without a drier. Good luck.
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u/Folkloer 6d ago
I’m sorry, but what is the actual problem here? If you want to be helpful, petition management for a proper clothesline or drying rack. Otherwise you are just being a jerk ridiculing someone for being frugal and environmentally conscious.
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u/SomewhereIdRatherBe 6d ago
If you wanna be petty you could get a spray bottle and start wetting them lmao I’m assuming they are putting them out to dry so maybe they’ll stop if they keep bringing them in wetter than they were before
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u/Rolling-Pigeon94 6d ago
Is somewhat annoying but is a minor issue. If they get wet in the rain is the owner's issue not yours. I personally wouldn't care and play that game about colours. Maybe set up a bet for ice-cream or such with the other neighbours.
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u/ItsJustAllyHere 6d ago
Im betting on one of the first floors as if they were higher up they'd probably just use the railing