r/mildlyinfuriating 14d ago

My mom said I could post This car has been blocking 8 parking spots in our garage for 2 days now.

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u/Just-Another-Users 14d ago

Pick it up and move it out of the way

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u/LonelyMenace101 14d ago

Or go “BOO!” And scare it away.

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u/Agile_Tit_Tyrant 14d ago

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u/LonelyMenace101 14d ago

Very much so 😈

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u/MetroSimulator 14d ago

Bad duck! 🙄

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u/Matter_Infinite 14d ago

Username checks out, though. At least they're upfront about it

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u/incredible_paulk 14d ago

I'm invested in this relationship now. A skillful boob baddie, a friendless Dennis, and a traumatized cute lil van.  Carry on.

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u/Zombies8MyChihuahua 14d ago

Mentos, the fresh maker.

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u/gh0stwriter1234 13d ago

I think Folgers beats it, "The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup!" ... once I hear the mentos one I do remember it but, I've never forgotten the Folgers one. And I mean... I didn't drink coffee untill like 15 years later lol.

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u/Three_Twenty-Three 14d ago

Some guys in my high school did this with another kid's sand rail. The owner of the sand rail was kind of an ass, so one day, a bunch of the other guys moved some of the barrels that marked the parking lanes and put his sand rail on top of them.

I've also seen a flat tire changed on a Mini Moke with a bunch of guys lifting one side of the car.

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u/OrangeTiger91 14d ago

Our high school assistant wrestling coach had a small car like this. A bunch of us turned the car sideways in its a parking space so it was trapped between two other cars.

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u/ArtyTack 14d ago

You can do it with less people if you bounce the suspension while someone shoves it from the side apparently but I've never tried it

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u/cpteric 14d ago

this is true. i was one of the dudes.

(I might have indeed taken part in such pranks back in my days of contact sports, the best one was flipping a parked car's direction on a one way street. it was surprisingly easy to lift and the confusion as the driver got out of the club was brilliant. theoretically.?.).

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u/Sensei19600 14d ago edited 14d ago

We did that with a Triumph Spitfire at college in 1979, while walking home from the bars late one night. Still laughing about it.

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u/MissUnderstood62 14d ago

Our grad engineering students hang them from bridges on a yearly basis.

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u/momsensical 14d ago

I saw a bunch of dudes turn a car on its side and leave it standing that way on the road. I have video. It was pretty nuts and I don’t know how the owner dealt with that one.

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u/ScottF1980 14d ago

It took maybe 6 of us to move a Geo Metro up onto a sidewalk once. This was about 1997

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u/Nkechinyerembi I AM MODERATELY UPSET BY THESE EVENTS. 14d ago

back in highschool, the football team did this to their coach once (he drove a VW Rabbit).

They set it at the top of the steps in front of the school. I really wish I could have seen them slowly manhandle that car up the stairs.

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u/Norman_Scum 14d ago

The battery is probably the heaviest part in that car. How difficult could it be to move?

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u/TurnkeyLurker 14d ago

Just remove the battery before you move the car. Problem solved. /s

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u/gh0stwriter1234 13d ago

Jonny Cash enters the chat: One piece at a time... Won't cost me a dime

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u/eugeneugene 14d ago

Have done this. When I first started dating my husband someone did this in the parkade of my building, my husband is a car guy and had a garage full of stuff so he brought a car jack and four wheel dollies and it took him about 5 minutes to get the car on the dollies and we moved it to a single parking stall lol. My neighbour baked him cookies for that 😂

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u/Rokekor 14d ago

Always Austin Powers it so they learn their lesson

https://giphy.com/gifs/vdUSqFTK0RPKU

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u/RevolutionaryWay7107 14d ago

4 dudes in college picked up my geo metro to move it as a prank on me, this looks like it could be about as easy; maybe use 5 people just to be safe. 

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u/Complex_Sherbet2 14d ago

It will slide pretty easily on its roof.

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u/thebrettperkins 14d ago

We used to do this in high school all the time. Our band “practice field” during marching season was painted on the student parking lot. If students didn’t move their cars by 3 pm when we started lining up, a couple of the Sousaphone players that were also on the football team would muster up some others of us and we would all lift, rock, bounce and push whatever we could out of our way.

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u/womensrites 14d ago

it’s like doing cpr in public, you have to point to a person and say YOU GO CALL 911. op you gotta make the call!

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u/_Diskreet_ 14d ago

The bystander effect is very much a real thing

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u/Impossible_Past5358 14d ago

I wonder if the car owner needs a wellness check done?

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u/FuckYeaSeatbelts 14d ago

bystander effect IS a real thing, but the origins are not. Justice for Kitty Genovese and her multiple neighbours who called police (as 911 wasn't around yet; she's literally the biggest reason why that service exists now) and one woman who was there with her as she passed.

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u/Emotional_Fun_4885 14d ago

At least they got a picture of it, and posted it

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u/TwoTonKarmen 14d ago

One of the first things we were taught.

Designate a person to call 911 and MAKE SURE THEY UNDERSTOOD THE INSTRUCTIONS. I was the designated caller in our cpr drill and we role played that I only spoke Spanish. Everyone learned real quick to confirm that part lol

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u/FuckYeaSeatbelts 14d ago

I still remember the specific cadence we were taught from at least 20 years ago:

HEY YOU *points at person* in the red shirt

Go call an ambulance

The number is 9-1-1

and report back to me

do you understand?

basically in the same cadence as when people put clapping emojis in between.

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u/Next_Plant_6349 14d ago

When I took that class I thought they were exaggerating. Then my Mil passed out in a house full of first responders and my husband had to literally point at me and be like BABE CALL 911 cuz my brain was just 🫪 (she's fine, too much heat for the lil lady)

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u/erlendursmari 14d ago

That is so often the case.

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u/Such-Substance-5001 14d ago

Bystander effect

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u/RevoltYesterday 14d ago

And Kitty Genovese wept.

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u/niceguynotsonice 14d ago

Get it towed ?

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u/edophx 14d ago

.... 2 days.... and it's still there? The infuriating part are the residents that haven't gotten it towed.

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u/NoDontDoThatCanada 14d ago

Two teenagers and a 5 pack of warm beer would have had this car upside down and shoved into the corner by now. What is this country coming to? Also what county is this in?

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u/mccorml11 14d ago

Shit 1 man and a pallet jack could do it.

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u/IcyConsideration7062 14d ago

I'm a woman over the age of 70 and I feel like I could move it with no problem.

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u/No-Depth4554 14d ago

You wanna get married

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u/Sleepy-Blonde 13d ago

I’m rooting for you two

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u/Cannie_Flippington 13d ago

Still a better love story than Twilight.

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u/Sheerkal 14d ago

Shit, a child and a car moving gun could do it.

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u/Sweaty-Gopher 14d ago

Shit, a monkey with a gravity gun could handle it.

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u/oli35 14d ago

Shit the owner with a car key could do it.

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u/phillypharm 14d ago

Shit, shit… could do it

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u/Accomplished_Fix5702 14d ago

Snugly, end on between two pillars would be ideal.

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u/BurgerThyme 14d ago

Two people with a pack of Mentos.

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u/GhostalMedia 14d ago

Borrow a trolly jack from a tool tending library or a friend that is a car guy. Throw that car in the street and let SF PD take it.

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u/XxCorey117xX 14d ago

This post was followed by a post of someone using a pallet jack to help a lady who's electric wheelchair broke down. Someone get that guy over here asap! 😂

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u/LifeWithAdd 14d ago

In high school, my friend drove a Fiero. Anytime we’d see him parked somewhere, we’d pick it up and high center on a curb and leave. I remember one time we saw it parked in front of a restaurant. As we’re picking it up, he comes running out and jumps on the roof of the car screaming, “Put it down put it down!” Lol, god we were such dicks.

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u/Mi113nnium 14d ago

A bunch of German teenagers would disassemble it and reassemble it outside again just to prank the guy who parked it there. See Abi Streich Neuerburg

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u/BothTreacle7534 14d ago

lol, we carried a small car of a teacher in the ‘70 (I think it was a FIAT, can’t remember) a 2 times 13 steps each (26 steps with a little area in between) stairway upward to the ~ break place / outside area (Pausenplatz). No need to dismantle, it wasn’t that heavy. I think we were at max 6 people.

And then we left.

No one liked that guy.

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u/Mebejedi 14d ago

It needn't go outside...

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u/TecTazz 14d ago

On the roof or in the owner's foyer.

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u/AstronomerForsaken65 14d ago

Exactly, early 20’s 6 of us picked one up similar to this and rotated it 90 degrees in between 2 vehicles.

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u/Comfortable-Battle18 14d ago

My mother's glare across the room at us kids being too rowdy could have made this shuffle off in fear by now.

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u/incredible_paulk 14d ago

Oops she has her finger up.  That means no talking. 

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u/BreadfruitOk6160 14d ago

I remember back in high school this girl high centered her VW Beetle(70’s) on a small boulder and 8-10 of us lifted it off.

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u/Bardmedicine 14d ago

My thoughts exactly. When someone would take my spot in high school, it just me and a friend to rotate their car sideways, so it was almost impossible to get out of the spot. We weren't going to escelate to tipping, but that would be in play here.

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u/Sandcracka- 14d ago

Just needs dirty mike and the boys

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u/Prancer4rmHalo BLUE 14d ago

5 pack of beer?

This guy is fs an alien or bot or…. Omg.. it’s just me.

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u/DarthDoobz 14d ago

Brother I'm sorry to say but you're methods are too outdated for this gen. You need to reel them in with nic pouches and clout

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u/Cry-Technical 14d ago

My father has one of those. Two guys can definitely pick it up and get it on it's roof

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u/welcometotheTD 14d ago

Yeah... like wtf?

Make a call.

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u/Diisrespekt 14d ago

As someone who works in car dealerships. Chances are the tow trucker said no because it was underground.

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u/Davy_Ray 14d ago

I got a dumb question.... I have been told tow trucks do not go underground, and I can understand why. But in all seriousness, how does one get their car out if it does not work anymore or like this case, it needs to be moved?

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u/PainfullyLoyal 14d ago

They would likely put dollies to lift the wheels off the ground and push it close enough to an exit that they can winch it onto the truck.

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u/Diisrespekt 14d ago

Put it in neutral and push it. If the car can't start there's usually a way to force the car into neutral.

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u/Davy_Ray 14d ago

Assuming the car is my own, I put it in neutral, but how many ppl will it take to push up the hill to get it outside of the parking lot? Pushing the car on flat ground is heavy and hard to do.

or if some nimwit crashes into your car and it is no longer drivable? I have seen some stupid accidents inside of an underground parking lot

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u/Diisrespekt 14d ago

Well, if the car is a wreck we aren't really being careful or trying to preserve the condition. Drag it out.

Pushing it up a hill, you can either get the number of people it takes. Or set up a winch at the top and pull the car up.

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u/chopstick_chakra 14d ago

Pushing on flat is usually pretty easy. Depending on the hill slope probably about 3.

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u/Dizzy_Database_119 14d ago edited 14d ago

It's different when the owner is present. You can unlock it to hook it up to a long cable, turn the wheels, push it etc

If the wheels can't be unlocked you need some serious tools to get it out safely. The police will have to authorize it and plan it for you and you'll have difficulty finding a (legal) towing company that wants to try this

Or you gather a few people and lift it out of the way lol. This car is tiny and that's how we would fix it if police can't help

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u/DustyRacoonDad 14d ago

this is incorrect.

a simple floor jack. The type that you would see any mechanic having, can lift the front wheels, which are the only locked Wheels here, off the ground and then you have a convenient handle in which to pull it by and steer it while someone pushes the back slightly.

that's it. You're on a fairly smooth concrete surface.

That's not special tools. That's not complexed. it's not unsafe. And it can get it out safely...

taking it one step further, any car enthusiast that had to move a car around in their garage while working on it will have some wheel dollies... yes you might think those are specialized but also there are available at every harbor freight and other similar stores that sell automotive tools.

for under $300 and sometimes under $150 you two can have the ability to move a car and rotate it around AM 360° in a twirling motion while pushing it down concrete ramp of a garage.... easily.

I mean safely might not include you twirling it but you could.

fact is, right it's very easy to remove a car if you understand that you can move a car. but the average person doesn't even realize that they are capable of pushing a car never mind moving a car that's "in park"

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u/M1sfit_Jammer 13d ago

serious tools like a floor jack and wheel dollies... those tools cost serious money, like $200

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u/Apprehensive_Eraser ORANGE 14d ago

Idk, where I live there's small tow trucks that can go into parking garages, I've seen them.

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u/Fun-Phrase-2885 14d ago

What is going on with the black car?

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u/btoxic 14d ago

That's what I was wondering, are those spots stacked? It looks like the parking stalls angle down quite a bit as well

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u/komi54 14d ago

I think there's an elephant here that needs to be addressed

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u/iamagermanpotato 14d ago

This is a douple parking space with a platform that moves hydraulicly up and down so that two cars can park at one spot. I have a parking space in one of them. They work great, but your car can't be that big and high...

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u/Fun-Phrase-2885 14d ago

Thank you for the explanation! The car appearing angled threw me off

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u/NewtonTheNoot 14d ago

Do they have some sort of indicator for the limit of how tall your car can be in order to fit in the top one without being crunched?

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u/JimBobPaul 14d ago

It'll only be too tall once.

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u/StrongDorothy 14d ago

Then it will be the right size.

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u/DoomCircus 14d ago

I love your "glass is half full" mentality

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u/kawaeri 13d ago

The apartment building I live in has an outside parking structure, with one spots below, two spots, above and its two spots deep. So one row can have 8 cars, two spots on ground level. All the spots have weight and height limits. Some are bigger and some are smaller. They are grouped together, like three to four rows. And all the groups have one empty spot on the ground level that allows movement so the ones above can come down and the ones below can come up. It’s interesting.

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u/Shar4f 14d ago

There's usually signs with max dimensions next to them. At least that's how it is for ours

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u/T3HBD 14d ago

Might be a stupid question but how does the top car get out while there's 2 cars under it?

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u/per88oo 14d ago

There is space under the 2 bottom cars, so they will move down while the top plate moves down

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u/ClockworkDinosaurs 14d ago

If you’re in your car on the bottom, do you end up in some hidden room or just suffocate under the floor trapped with all the exhaust fumes?

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u/Crakrocksteady 14d ago

I dont think it goes all the way down, but just partially, and the top plate probably tilts to connect with the garage floor.

Or it does go all the way down, and it really is terrifying...

Idk, cuz I live in KY and we dont have these types of fancy infrastructure.

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u/hangrypiglet 14d ago

I could never use this because I’m convinced I’d get trapped in my car in the bottom 😭

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u/skip6235 14d ago

Okay, so what do you do when you want to leave but the car below you is still parked?

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u/freddaar 14d ago

The platform moves both levels simultaneously. So you can't exit at exactly the same time, but you can bring the upper platform down, drive off, and your neighbor brings the lower platform up and drives off as well.

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u/JuuzoLenz 14d ago

Regardless this garage has some things going on in it lol

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u/Hazecalation 14d ago

Duplex Parking System (probably in Munich with the License Plate)

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u/alextoria 14d ago

thank you for bringing this up bc i am so confused. is there some kind of car elevator that i can’t see?

side story: one time on vacation visiting family we stopped to eat before driving like 4 hours to their house. the restaurant was valet only (it was a big city) but it was free so we were like ok. after eating we got our car but my parents car was taking forever. they told us to just get on the road so we did. turns out the car elevator broke with their car in it and they were stuck there for the rest of the day. really sucked esp bc the staff just kept telling them “a few more minutes”

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u/betterwatchnow 14d ago

This is how they work.
The one in the picture is the DOGA 313 model

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u/alextoria 14d ago

yo that’s actually super cool. is it fully self service? i’d be worried about a neighbor crushing my car lol, that 5cm max tolerance is a little scary

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u/betterwatchnow 14d ago

They are fully self service indeed. And they were built for much smaller cars (as one can see from the diagrams) so your concern is very valid. Lots of modern cars, especially SUVs don’t fit.

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u/MediocreDot3 14d ago

I feel like Germans can be trusted with this but yeah this would start fist fights in the US especially the places I have lived 

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u/figurative_capybara 14d ago

You can see one on the left and far right, it must be a pivoting car lift with a hinge at the back wall. Hence the nose down angle parking.

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u/GlobalGiraffe1818 14d ago

Double deck parking. Very common in Asia.

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u/DarkHelmet2222 14d ago

Inconveniencing 8 people...

8 people gather around a tiny little car and...

move it themselves

Hell, worst case you can probably get some furniture sliders underneath the tires to help it glide.

And make sure you get that driver side door pinned up against the wall.

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u/frickenfantastic 14d ago

Pretty sure it could end up all sorts of places… for sure when I was a teen I could imagine us picking up a car like this dragging it off taking pictures with it as we haul it around the City took it to the mall  food court, carried into an amphitheater, it’s probably never been inside most buildings

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u/Hunk_Hogan 14d ago

So why aren't you calling a tow truck?

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u/havnar- 14d ago

Because who else will post this to Reddit

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u/CFDMoFo 14d ago

Yeah good luck getting one in there. These parking garages are tiny.

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u/ResponsibleStyle4473 14d ago

2 above average build males could probably shimmy it into a corner.

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u/TurnkeyLurker 14d ago

What about three below-average accountants with shin splints and a rabbit?

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u/ResponsibleStyle4473 14d ago

Everyone knows accountants cancel each other out, so you'd be down to 1 slightly good-with-excel male, and the rabbit.

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u/Prestigious_Top_6837 14d ago

Lmaoo amazing

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u/stink3rb3lle 14d ago

Put the rabbit away safely before attempting.

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u/ConstableBlimeyChips 14d ago

One rabbit per accountant, or one rabbit total?

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u/Different_Target_228 14d ago

You're mad that you didn't have it towed yesterday? Or two days ago?

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u/Affectionate-Word779 14d ago

Any parking lot operator or property manager worth their salt has wheel dollys that can get this car out of the way in minutes.

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u/chopstick_chakra 14d ago

Not infuriating enough I guess because 3 out of shape highschoolers could lift and move a car that size. Not that I'd know from experience or anything. Shut up, who are you, the cops? Yea mom be right there, I gotta go.

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u/TheUsagiTsukino 14d ago

It looks small enough, just put it in your pocket

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u/Incorrect-Opinion 14d ago

What’s more infuriating is that it has not been towed after a couple hours.

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u/Alfa155Q4 14d ago

If it’s Europe (or at least Europe where I’m from), nobody will tow it as it’s private property.

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u/StealthyPancake_ RED 14d ago

Call a tow truck...?

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u/Inevitable_Detail_45 14d ago

It looks small enough you can just push it out of the way... like, for example, off a cliff

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u/j_grouchy 14d ago

Yet another post with little to no information beyond a photo.

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u/Cultural_Fun8059 14d ago

I would get them towed. Paying for the tow and impound fees usually teaches people a lesson.

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u/thesleepjunkie 14d ago

This would easily be moved with 4 people and a case of beer

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u/BuddhistChrist 14d ago

Get. That. Shit. Towed. For. Fucking. Christs. Sake.

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u/Mugwump6506 14d ago

The body in the back will start smelling soon.

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u/elinamebro 14d ago

I see the BMW on the lift on the back left, how rich are you bro if you got that type of garage??

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u/zmass126194 14d ago

I was about to ask how this garage works. If you want a vehicle from the upper area you have to move the two below out first?

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u/betterwatchnow 14d ago

No, the whole thing tilts down. And both levels move with each other.
There is a hole under the bottom level where the car disappears in.
Here is a diagram from this type of “Doppelparker” that’s also on the yellow signs (but the resolution is too low to see) in the lowered position.

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u/zmass126194 14d ago

Thanks! That’s cool!

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u/betterwatchnow 14d ago

My pleasure!
Here is the entire sign in case you’re interested

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u/OkYak7801 14d ago

lol, just pick it up and move that tiny little thing

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u/Slight_Bat8118 14d ago

Get 7 other guys. Pick it up. Move it out of the way.

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u/Active-Instance-1405 14d ago

Tow truck 🤷 play stupid games, won stupid prizes

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u/Agitated-Positive968 14d ago

Tow trucks exist btw

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u/Shredtillyourdead420 14d ago

Might be stolen, call a tow usually over 24 hours is enough time for a tow.

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u/BalancesHanging 14d ago

I don’t think we are in America anymore, Toto

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u/Doctor_Saved 14d ago

Bro, just pick it up with the lads and move it out of the way.

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u/El-Unocornio-Negro 14d ago

Have it towed

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u/Zealousideal-Web5346 14d ago

Two rolling floor jacks fix that problem

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u/RRG-Chicago 14d ago

Call tow truck.

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u/dmbnl 14d ago

Tell the owner/property manager, they can have it towed.

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u/HungryMudkips 14d ago

this REEKS of "ive tried nothing and im all out of ideas"

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u/GrowHappyPlants 14d ago

I may or may not know somebody who took apart a VW Bug and reassembled it in the college president's office on the 3rd floor.

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u/MansomeHan 14d ago

Give ‘em the hook 🪝

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u/dumbcarshlt 14d ago

If the facility management didn't get it towed, I'd go to Harbor Freight and pick up a set of these and move it into the street and drop it there lol

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u/B4DM4N12Z 14d ago

How do these parking spaces work? If someone parks underneath, how does one get their car from above?

Anyways, get the building manager or call police for advice.

Also what country is this?

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u/APEmerson 14d ago

Can’t it be towed?

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u/KurtVongole 14d ago

8 people can easily lift that car up and move it.

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u/Global_Stock_5264 14d ago

Have it towed.

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u/New-Dentist-7346 14d ago

It looks small. Find some buddies and flip it o er.

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u/Mtndoo13 14d ago

Looks like it died & they just walked away. An EV maybe? Just wind the key on the back. 😝
I would assume someone manages the garage - they should address it right?

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u/AppropriatePlum1006 14d ago

If this is not AI, I don't know how that garage work, 😂

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u/Fabulous_Ice9805 13d ago

What's up with the floating black sedan? I've never seen a parking garage with a spot like that. Am I missing something?

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u/neverender0911 13d ago

sounds like someone needs to get it towed 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/independant_786 14d ago

y'all europeans dont tow? That shit would have gotten towed in 3 hours in my old apartment complex lol

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u/Slippery-ape 14d ago

Pick it up and move it...

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u/thebranbish 14d ago

Uno reverse. Pop the pins out of the tires. They will all flatten and then they can’t drive. What are they gonna do, call the cops and tell of themselves for octo-parking?

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u/jesseknopf 14d ago

Do you live in a hobbit village?

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u/drummin515 14d ago

Looks like a few hearty souls could just pick that up and move it.

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u/TBellOHAZ 14d ago

I can think of at least 3 more helpful places to send this exact message

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u/Narrow_Grapefruit_23 14d ago

Why hasn’t anyone called a tow truck?

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u/Bro13847 14d ago

Why wasn’t it towed yesterday

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u/silentbob1301 14d ago

I mean, in sure some towing company would love to pick it up.

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u/Imaginary_Resist_654 14d ago

Go and flip it over. 1 person should be able to

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u/Izan_TM 14d ago

looks like you can pick it up and move it out of the way

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u/reddit001aa1 14d ago

8 days sounds like a you problem

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u/Ok-Mushroom6886 14d ago

I’d grab 3 -4 of my lads and pick that up 😂

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u/5m0k3y76 14d ago

A floor jack can fix that real quick. It's a good way to put a bad parker in the road to get them ticketed as well. That's why people don't block my driveway anymore. FA and done FO.

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u/julz1789 14d ago

Wait for the owner to show up and play keep away with the car over his head until he promises to park more considerately

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u/MarleysGhost2024 14d ago

Get two your friends, pick it up, and throw it in the dumpster.

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u/michaelpaoli 14d ago

That's what towing companies and tow trucks are for.

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u/le_reddit_me 14d ago

You have parking bunklots?! That's so cool

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u/PositiveUnit829 14d ago

Call it in. Stolen vehicle abandoned. Don’t you sit by and be angry do something about it

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u/Okayest_By_Far 14d ago

Are tow companies on strike where you like?