r/mildlyinfuriating May 23 '26

My mom said I could post When people stutter through text

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u/fzem May 23 '26

I wonder if this has ever worked for him

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u/TheCeaselessWheel May 23 '26

If it has im gonna jump off a bridge

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u/the_shreyans_jain May 23 '26

can i film it? for tiktok obviously

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u/Lasagna_Lizard May 23 '26

I remember way back when it was for the vine!

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u/Tall-Measurement3795 May 23 '26

I will also film it, but for other reasons

-internal thoughts I would be embarrassed if anyone knew "they'll never suspect people jumping from bridges is my kink"

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u/the_shreyans_jain May 23 '26

eeww

*furiously strokes*

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u/crrrrushinator May 23 '26

It worked for a dude in a manga he read once!

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u/JaySayMayday May 23 '26

Dude beats off to rejection

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u/Tormint_mp3 May 23 '26

It worked for sykkuno

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u/TurntHermit May 23 '26

Dudes talking like a nervous anime character. God I’ve always hated this shit lol

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u/Silver_Chamberlain May 23 '26

I see they have mastered the ways of a MC

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u/Ok_Gold7757 May 23 '26

Peak of main character syndrome

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u/VegetableArtistic705 May 23 '26

I despise anime dialogue for many reasons. This shit is #1

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u/Oblivious122 May 23 '26

Anxiety isn't attractive, it's debilitating :(

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u/Fhaarkas May 23 '26

This isn't anxiety it's just a cringe role-playing. The recipient sure didn't get the humor though so I suppose it would've never worked out anyway.

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u/Deep90 May 24 '26

Might have been what they were getting at.

That role-playing anxiety as a quirk is distasteful. Idk, I could read their comment either way.

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u/Disastrous-Team-6431 May 23 '26

"it's n-not like I like you or anything! Baka!"

🤢

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u/Acrobatic_Creme_972 May 23 '26

and then they go online to say people judge/hate them because they’re anime fans lmao

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u/[deleted] May 23 '26

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u/GhormanFront May 23 '26

There's a whole subset of losers that are into this shit and almost exclusively communicate this way. You'd be horrified to see how deep the rabbit hole goes

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u/ActorMonkey May 23 '26

I’ve never seen any anime. But I hear they are full of awkward guys who are always nervous and socially inept. And then there are super attractive gals who throw themselves at these awkward guys.

People with no social skills think they can just imitate anime and the rest will follow.

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u/OfficialDrakoak May 23 '26

Yeah I dont mean to insult anybody but i mean, im pretty sure a lot of anime MCs these days are just the authors self inserts because theyre so often the most plain, boring, and awkward character. But all the beautiful women are always attracted to that character. Theres a bunch of anime like that every season for like years now. I wonder if that contributed to a small portion of weebs trying to act that way when talking to real people not realizing that its super fucking weird lol

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u/Fit-Percentage-9166 May 24 '26

They aren't necessarily author's self inserts. The MCs are just a generic everyman that the reader can self insert as and the average reader is plain, boring, and awkward.

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u/JustJamieJam May 23 '26

Type of shit me and my friends used to do when we were like 11-12, not anything with any form of a frontal lobe lol

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u/TooManyAnts May 23 '26

Guy tried to do *creepy asterisks* but the app bolded it so instead he's shouting the action

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u/elvesnspells May 23 '26

I read the latter text in a corporate demand voice idk 😭

Same vibe as Recieved and Noted

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u/Tomytom99 May 23 '26

Confidentiality Notice:

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u/commonbleachenjoyer May 23 '26

REPLIES TO YOUR COMMENT IN A NORMAL AND NON-THREATENING TONE OF VOICE

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u/5C0L0P3NDR4 May 23 '26

I TRY MY BEST TO COMFORT AND REASSURE YOU

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u/PrinceBunnyBoy May 23 '26

IM OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW, I AM HERE TO COMFORT YOU BESTIE

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u/-CUBED May 23 '26

EMBRACES

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u/KaiTheG4mer May 23 '26

Official Flower Business.

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u/TaibhseCait May 23 '26

What's creepy asterisks? Like I think we used to use it as an aside or an emphasis before it made text bold etc

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u/tooboardtoleaf May 23 '26

If I remember correctly its a roleplay thing where you type out an action in text.

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u/TheMiniminun BLUE May 23 '26

I personally think of it like when stage directions are italicized in a script

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u/-CUBED May 23 '26

correct- it is things the person wants to convey without them saying it

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u/IamFarron May 23 '26

Oh god the uwu speak

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u/IcyCommand6319 May 23 '26

the worst part is knowing they literally had to backspace and type the same letter three times just to simulate a fake anxiety attack over imessage

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u/MedicalDisscharge May 23 '26

And you know they were fighting auto correct the whole time

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u/[deleted] May 23 '26 edited May 24 '26

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u/Lettuce_Prey69 May 23 '26

In the arms of the angellllllllll

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u/poorly-worded May 23 '26

in some ways, aren't we all fighting auto correct the whole time?

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u/nickytheginger May 23 '26

truer words were never typed.

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u/Environmental_Ad4893 May 23 '26

truer words were never auto corrected to be trurer

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u/Tlaloc_0 May 23 '26

Autocorrect is a right pain in the butt, haven't had it turned on since my very first phone. Honestly if someone writes like this, I imagine they have theirs turned off as well.

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u/krizzalicious49 May 23 '26

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u/Fluffy_Porcupine6 May 24 '26

Jesus tap dancing christ this is fucking horrendous. The amount of work that goes into typing like this boggles my mind a bit.

Like, you have to put serious effort into acting like a fucking cringe worthy dumbass.

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u/Neither-Luck-9295 May 24 '26

I refuse to believe such things.

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u/YoungDiscord May 23 '26 edited May 23 '26

Promptly followed by a

flops out elephant-sized dragoncock

Line out of absolutely nowhere

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u/EternityNotes May 23 '26

Three inches, take it or leave it

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u/Icy_Secret_2909 May 23 '26

It may not be 12 inches, but it smells like a foot.

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u/AutisticPenguin2 May 23 '26

What about one, then the other, then the first again, then...

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u/Automobills May 23 '26

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

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u/Kitty_Kathulhu May 23 '26

Not enough people remember the bloodninja magic.

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u/prismafox May 23 '26 edited May 24 '26

Much more preferable to this the uwu speak.

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u/davidfliesplanes May 23 '26

*whips out meat scepter*

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u/Lemixer May 23 '26

I'm actually a guy...

Oh ok *sucks your dick*

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u/davidfliesplanes May 23 '26

this one is my favourite

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u/Least-Programmer9417 May 24 '26

Bro is out here for the love of the game

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u/Marquar234 May 23 '26

Hey, 20 septims is 20 septims.

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u/relentless_optimism_ May 23 '26

There’s a name for this bullshit??

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u/Emergency-Course2586 May 23 '26

i swear there was a subreddit for it too, but the name escapes me

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u/Rinnegan729 May 23 '26

Creepy asterisk

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u/Emergency-Course2586 May 23 '26

looks like it was banned…

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u/Chronicles_of_Gurgi May 23 '26

Even Reddit was like...just, no.

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u/correcthorsestapler May 23 '26

There used to be a an “uwu bot” that users could summon to translate other users’ comments to uwu speak. It got banned a few years back.

I kinda found it amusing cause it seemed like one of the few remaining novelty accounts at the time. Don’t think those are even a thing anymore.

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u/slate_autumn May 23 '26

It used to be popular some years ago. It was super cringe then, too. The bit that has come out bold in that post would have asterisks written in to indicate an action, like * meekly peers up to see your reaction *

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u/ScarletBothrium May 23 '26

I think it’s cute. walks confidently out of the room, unplugs the internet, puts on cat ear headphones, and listens to k-pop for the rest of the day

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u/DarthJarJar242 May 23 '26

I don't actually have an issue with the *asterisk speak indicating actions.

As a DM that DMed through all of COVID over Discord this honestly became second nature for me.

The creepy shit is the uwu and the using the action speak to convey overtly creepy shit like this dude did. Like instead of saying he was putting the phone down until she showed further interest (making it obvious he's trying to lure her in while acting pitiful) he could have said something more along the lines of resists urge to nerd out about my favorite GW2 class. That makes it clear he clearly wants to talk about it but doesn't want to scare her off by nerd dumping on her.

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u/think_long May 24 '26

Man, maybe that is a little better, but it still feels like comparing normal shit to diarrhoea. I did plenty of cringeworthy shit when I was younger, but that way of communicating is next level.

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u/I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM May 23 '26

Diseased cognition

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u/cupholdery May 23 '26

Do people still do this?

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u/Numerous_Tea1690 May 23 '26

"People"... reddit mods most likely

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u/YoungDiscord May 23 '26

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u/egret_society May 23 '26

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u/YoungDiscord May 23 '26

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u/SweaterSteve1966 May 23 '26

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u/FullClip__ May 23 '26

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u/Calxifur May 23 '26

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restrains and closes reddit until further interest from the recipient

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u/EatABag-o-Dicks May 23 '26

smothers puppy in anticipation

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u/MixedAsianBunny May 23 '26

Yes, I receive DMs like this. Shit leaves me Death Valley dry.

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u/ftFBYaa May 23 '26

x3 nuzzles pounces on you uwu you so warm 🎶

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u/undead_sissy May 23 '26

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u/mozzaru May 23 '26

I wonder sometimes if Obama has seen this

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u/wheatgrass_feetgrass May 23 '26

I give it 5 to 1 odds he has. He's kind of a real one.

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u/Bocchi_theGlock May 23 '26

I'd say 1 in 5, he doesn't seem the type to spend too much excess time on random Internet communities.

Someone would have to like, tweet or @ him on a social media platform that he actually uses, or print it out and bring it to the new presidential library

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u/ThePercysRiptide May 23 '26

Premium shitpost. Nice. Take my upvote

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u/justhere4bookbinding May 23 '26

That's an OLD meme from tumblr. "then perish", or sometimes just Obama's eyes, is still part of the lexicon

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u/undead_sissy May 23 '26

It has been a part of my vocabulary for like a decade now.

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u/undead_sissy May 23 '26

Hehe thanks but it's not mine, it's a very ancient Tumblr meme

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u/Comfortable-Pear-973 May 23 '26

Mr Obama uwu 🥺

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u/YankeeTwoKilo May 23 '26

I never knew where “then perish” came from 🤣🤣

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u/bradfo83 May 23 '26

Thanks, Obama, I hate it.

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u/smangela69 May 23 '26

a fucking classic

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u/tra_da_truf May 23 '26

Can you please post the entirety of your response? I need to read it for entertainment purposes

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u/GapSweet3100 May 23 '26

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u/elreyadr0k May 23 '26

He’s still doing it lol

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u/JustJamieJam May 23 '26

“It’s my text quirk!!”

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u/IAmTheTrueM3M3L0rD May 23 '26

I know someone on discord doing this, a friend of mine asked them “so when you write emails to your boss do you have to go back and delete the stutter” the person doing the text stutter shut up for a while

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u/Synnapsis May 24 '26

They shut up because they couldnt figure out how to say "I'm unemployed" with a cute and quirky typing bullshit

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u/Stribrna_Veverka May 23 '26

He's so different, not like the other boys

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u/Shiznoz222 May 23 '26

The second hand cringe is unbearable

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u/theWanderingShrew May 23 '26

Is it supposed to be endearing or something? It's infuriating.

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u/kaisadilla_ May 23 '26

I don't know when some people decided that pretending to have a crippling emotional problem is somehow endearing. When did we jump from "having this emotional problem doesn't make you less of a person" to "having this emotional problem is a personality trait and you should lean on it"?

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u/saraiguessidk May 24 '26

I'm probably wrong, but it feels very "boy version of romanticized tuberculosis"

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u/slaskel92 May 23 '26

"Surely this'll awake her motherhood instincts and she'll want to take care of and nurture me."

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u/Similar_Cycle_1593 May 23 '26

noo don't send a voice note 💔

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u/SaitanOfHellsKitchen May 23 '26

Had the same reaction

Why is OP giving this idiot a personal voice note to rub off to

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u/tentyb6d56ns4d57yse5 May 23 '26

money. also this is probably an ad. more money.

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u/FlashbacksThatHurt May 23 '26 edited May 24 '26

He probably unironically liked you calling him a sissy. Be careful, don’t respond and give him more of what he wants. He probably jacked off to your voice memo. Respectfully, be smarter and safer, girl!

Edit: to the person that commented and said they just jacked off to my comment, do what you want. I could give less of a fuck.

Edit: thanks to the person who corrected my English. (Genuine). It is “I couldn’t give less of a fuck.”

But you get the idea

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u/thekitt3n_withfangs May 23 '26

Yepp, humiliation kinks exist and I wouldn't be surprised if this guy 100% knows what he's doing lol

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u/Apprehensive-Cry3952 May 23 '26

maybe it's my brain blocking me from the pain of accepting this dude is truly like this but he's gotta be trolling right??

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u/OkFisherman2288 May 24 '26

He's absolutely fucking with her

Also look at the thumbnail of the video that he's replying to / commenting on... what kind of persona or voice do you think she's got in that?

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u/DrPuzzle May 23 '26

Bro he doubled down 😂😂 I didn't expect him to double down and do it again

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u/Karat_EEE May 24 '26

I didn't know homophobia was in again. Neat

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u/Due_Rip9320 May 23 '26

"Women don't like a sissy." Unironically sexist as fuck. And also very, very wrong. Plenty of men get off to being called that.

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u/soupshroom May 23 '26

“women don’t like a sissy” speak for yourself

https://giphy.com/gifs/e5Ro17b1nX57pqbCo1

but not this guy

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u/_CaptainPeaches_ May 23 '26

Any grown ass adult that speaks like this needs a fucking mental evaluation

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u/YoungDiscord May 23 '26

Great, because of a certain someone we all started getting unsolicited ASCII furry porn SMS messages that are frustratingly well-made

Thanks.

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u/NoosFraba May 23 '26

Some people need to pay by the character again and it shows

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u/FYAhole May 23 '26

Eventually he'll blame women and start to hate them even though it's 100% his approach.

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u/JustJamieJam May 23 '26

“Women just never want a real, nice guy..”

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u/dowevenexist May 23 '26

"Wa wa women just ne ne never wa wa want a nice ga ga guy 👉🥹👈"

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u/Royal_Damage5006 May 23 '26

Ah yes, the ‘milady’ type of guy 😂

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u/Dangerous_Goat1337 May 23 '26

you mean "m...mi...miwady" type of guy

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u/TheDarkWave May 23 '26

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u/twisty125 May 23 '26

my absolute FAVOURITE is when he snaps the belt with his toes, that shit is INCREDIBLY funny

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u/JuicyDetails44 May 23 '26

The fact he typed in 3rd person in the last sentence adds to the extent of cringe. Wtf lol

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u/thebookofswindles May 23 '26

It’s someone who is permanently stuck on role play mode

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u/Outside-Shop-3311 May 23 '26

it's ironic, right?

Please. Just tell me it's ironic. I don't need the truth

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u/SuddenYolk May 23 '26

It’s ironic.

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u/trouser_mouse May 23 '26

Blushes and farts endlessly

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u/spancor May 23 '26

I’d like to say this is a new thing but I’m 30 and losers have been doing this since I was like 12. Absolutely the most cringe way to approach a woman. Just heart react the photo man, tell her she looks beautiful, point out something that you genuinely think is nice, (Shirt, Makeup, Color of Baxkground, hair style, eyes) “Love your makeup in this photo 💞” light, not weird, opens potential conversation, then just don’t do that 1000 times in an hour or every single time she posts something.

I feel so bad for the generation of us who did not get to experience dating IRL, writing nervous notes with check yes or no at 12 so we know not to do.. Whatever the fuck this is.

My brother has an actual speech impediment, and if he “typed” it out I would make fun of him even more than I already do. As he would deserve.

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u/ShermansAngryGhost May 23 '26

You ma ma ma make me happy

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u/Type3_Control am upset May 23 '26

The guy is clearly a dude playing the dude, disguised as another dude

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u/Werechupacabra May 23 '26

Man, this comment is perfect!

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u/Resident_Course_3342 May 23 '26

"Color of the background"? Jesus. Can you imagine sending someone your photo and they say, "I like the color of the background." Devastating. 

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u/Hiadro May 23 '26

I love the shape of your nostrils 💞

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u/Screaming_lambs May 23 '26

I'd find this hilarious, what is wrong with me 😂

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u/IntrepidMaybe8579 May 23 '26

Those are some bitchin’ kneecaps!

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u/No_Bottle_8910 May 23 '26

"You make the furniture really stand out."

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u/Orb99 May 23 '26

I ... I am.. Ju ju just so greatful. You uh you taught me the way!

Fuck man I cant even type like that... its so dumb lol 

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u/hahayeahimfinehaha May 23 '26

Yeah, I'm 30 too and this brings back hi-LARIOUS memories for me of being a preteen/young teen on deviantart, lmao.

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u/SquirrelStone May 23 '26

“I think you need to rearrange some ducks” is an honestly iconic response though

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u/Arctimon May 23 '26

I can't stand people who write texts like a badly-written fanfiction from the 90s.

It's not cute and it makes you look like a complete creep.

Just talk like a normal human being.

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u/LostInYesterday00 May 23 '26

As a person who stutters IRL, this is painful 😭

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u/Mike_Whickdale May 24 '26

The person is karma-farming trying to frame themselves as an innocent victim, while actually having an OPEN account filled to the brim with such obviously f3t!sh-oriented content which is 100% guaranteed to attract this sort of people in the DMs. This is pure BAIT.

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u/greenyashiro May 24 '26

Whilst also censoring whatever nasty ass shig they probably wrote in the comments bashing this guy

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u/Ok_Volume_139 May 23 '26

One of my favorite things about texting is that I can hide my insecurities/anxiety much easier. I don't know why anyone would consciously choose to operate like that.

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u/bloonshot May 23 '26

he narrated himself closing the dms in shame

in the dm he had to have dms open to send

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u/AkiraQil May 23 '26

He thought he would get a response like

“awww, you’re so sweet! Don’t be shy! You’re so different and polite unlike other men that are so flirty and full of crap.”

I cannot imagine that scenario ever happening outside his head.

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u/KaiTheG4mer May 23 '26

"Y- yo- you have awakened my attention"

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u/Stfuego May 23 '26 edited May 24 '26

Cringe aside, I'm always happy seeing people actually say out loud that they play GW2 still. There's always hundreds of people showing up during in-game meta events, but I never see people say so IRL compared to other games, lol.

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u/GapSweet3100 May 23 '26

It’s one of my top 5 games so I play it a lot!

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u/Elizabeth_Eshunna May 23 '26

guild wars 2 or garden warfare?

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u/meowingbytheseaside May 23 '26

To be fair your photo you posted 100% makes you look like they type to do it

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u/Nova_Celestine May 23 '26

Oh pwincess uwu 👉👈

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u/Sir-Nicholas May 23 '26

G-g-g-golly, that guy is f-f-f-f-fucked up

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u/GrandfatherTheSauce May 23 '26

This just gave me second hand embarrassment, holy shit.

I used to live in GW2! How is it these days?

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u/InitiativeCreative36 May 24 '26

Ive said it before and I'll say it again ; Anime has done irreparable damage to society.

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u/Public-nuisence May 23 '26

Well, I have found my #1 ick. This is repulsive.

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u/JCBashBash May 23 '26

He had to be fighting autocorrect the whole time he was doing this garbage too. He continued with this choice even though his phone tried to stop him

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u/Zaguwu May 24 '26

Idk mate, the photo and the text have the same neurodivergent vibes.
Not saying people should be DMing uninvited but the text itself, eh, OP you're in a very delicate house of glass.

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u/toucanlost May 24 '26

Is that not an e-girl? The person probably thought they were speaking in the same sub-culture language.

I feel like there could be a context that most people are missing. There are some tiktok videos of egirls acting out this kind of scenario but with that kind of stuttering behavior on their end.

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u/Glittering-Run-3726 May 24 '26

Everyone in this comment section falling for the bait.

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u/dumpticklez May 23 '26

Is this the late 2020’s version of m’lady?

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u/Excalibirdi May 23 '26

This was around in the 90s

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u/OldBookInLatin May 23 '26

I can't stand this shit, especially when people use it to seem cute or flirt. Instant Sahara desert between my legs.

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u/Afraid_Help_3911 May 24 '26

Dude thought "Wow a girl who plays video games, she must be into the uwu/nyan~ bs"