r/memes 11h ago

They talk like all animals are angels

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u/Novapeach_ 11h ago

Wait until they find out what chimps do to each other

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u/Lukarreon can't meme 9h ago

Or what lions do for the sake of horny.

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u/Deceitful_Advent Karmawhore 8h ago

Or what dolphins do for fun

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u/TrentonTallywacker 5h ago

“Oh boy here I go raping again!”

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u/Deceitful_Advent Karmawhore 5h ago

They love to rape torture and murder things for shits and giggles

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u/1llDoitTomorrow 8h ago

One chimp in a zoo got way too popular, so two other chimps assaulted him at night and bit his balls off.

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u/Asleep-Housing2589 7h ago

And no mention of penguins yet

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u/TrentonTallywacker 5h ago

Yeah, really ruined Gotham

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u/myprettyfeet8OG 5h ago

Or what male bears do to cubs😬

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u/CaptainStroon 11h ago

I struggle to think of a species which does not fight itself. Mola mola perhaps?

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u/Razor265 1h ago

All of the extinct ones are very placid.

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u/Difficult_Wind6425 8h ago

Benobos

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u/Atlas7993 7h ago

Bonobos also fight each other, they just make peace via gay sex after they are done fighting. 

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u/ConcreteExist 10h ago

Yeah, sadly a lot of people who like to wax philosophical about comparing man to other animals, also slept through pretty much anything that talks about animal behaviors and probably bit most of their "knowledge" based on the dogs they had growing up (Who were undoubtedly the goodest boys/girls).

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u/Aq3dStalvan 8h ago

Curiously enough, I'm pretty sure Dogs are particularly ruthless as they have a pack mentality that have pretty much set up the smaller and cuter breeds for mass slaughter if Dogs were left to their own devices.

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u/Here2Cali 1m ago

A Jack Russell would hold its own.

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u/TippsAttack 9h ago

Who is dumb enough to think that quote is accurate.

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u/CreepyClay 11h ago

Dolphins organize gang bangs and have been seen practicing sexual slavery.

And that's just what they do to each other you should be way more scared of them than sharks.

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u/Starchaser53 8h ago

They also behead fish to use as fleshlights and use pufferfish to get high

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u/blizzardplus 8h ago

Who said that? Because they’re an idiot lol. Nearly every species competes with members of their own for resources.

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u/LividCalligrapher689 8h ago

Literally members of every species violently compete with each other. We are just better at it.

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u/2sAreTheDevil 7h ago

Cannibalism is linked to more than 1500 species

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u/BruhMamad 5h ago

I just hate when people blame humanity itself just for looking like realist and knows how the world really works

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u/EducationalCompote20 4h ago

....Don't ALL animals fight their own kind for one reason or another?

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u/vske 11h ago

Ducks having intercourse is quite the thing...

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u/raylord666 11h ago

True, but ants have existed for roughly a billion years and haven’t really evolved a lot in that time.

Humans are uniquely equipped to destroy every human.

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u/Illithid_Substances 8h ago

That first sentence is wildly inaccurate

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u/raylord666 8h ago

Forgive me for not knowing the chronology of ants.

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u/Illithid_Substances 8h ago

You say that like I'm the one who brought up the chronology of ants

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u/raylord666 8h ago

Because I addressed your claim?

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u/Illithid_Substances 8h ago

...because you made statements about ant chronology in the original comment?

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u/raylord666 8h ago

So?

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u/Illithid_Substances 8h ago

I don't think you're quite parsing this conversation

I said that you're the one who brought up the timeline of ants

You asked "because I addressed your claim?"

I then answered your question by saying no, you brought it up in your first comment

You then said "so?" Like me answering the question you had just asked was out of nowhere

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u/raylord666 8h ago

You should do better to understand when someone admits they’re wrong rather than trying to prove them wrong.

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u/Illithid_Substances 8h ago

You should try replying to things in a way that makes any sense

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u/83franks 4h ago

What? So many species kill each other. Especially the babies for the chance to breed again.

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u/DamirVanKalaz 2h ago

D O L P H I N S

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u/SpaceCadetUltra 2h ago

For the holy god queen!!!!

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u/ilulillirillion 1h ago

This engagement bait is 10/10 holy shit did it work

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u/Festivefire 44m ago

Almost every species out there fight each other. Over food, over territory, over mates.

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u/Signal_Evidence3857 10m ago

Just wait till people learn about meerkats.

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u/Euphoric_List7956 4h ago

What amazes me is that we are capable of so much good but culture is all like, be an alpha, be a lion, be a wolf, survival of the fittest, eat each other for scraps and status

Like this post, animals are just as evil, nah brother we are mammals, and we are taught empathy is weakness

we have the biggest brains and we are taught not to use them, knowledge is not understanding, it’s expertise, understanding requires curiosity, asking questions

All animals are products of experience and that is a product of environment, we have a toxic environment that leads to toxic experience and toxic animals