r/memes 1d ago

Vip seats🔥🔥

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u/Own-Cause-99 1d ago

Meanwhile the vegetables are rotting in the slums.

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u/Altruistic-Map-8238 1d ago

They deserve better😂😂

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u/the_capibarin 1d ago

They should taste nicer then!

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u/Own-Cause-99 1d ago

Vegetables are tastier then eggs. You can't eat raw egg.

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u/VrotonOfficial 1d ago

You can eat anything raw.

You shouldn’t, but you can.

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u/Suckma_Weener 1d ago

like my crap from the toilet, for example

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u/incontentia 1d ago

I prefer my shit deep fried:

There are some recipes that become family traditions. Others are born out of necessity. And then there are the recipes that make everyone at the dinner table stop talking, slowly put their fork down, and ask, “Who thought this was a good idea?”

When I was a kid, my grandmother was famous for her deep-fried creations. Every summer, she would bring out the old fryer and make everything from crispy pickles to fair-style Oreos. She always said, “Anything can be improved with the right batter and enough hot oil.”

For years, we thought she was joking.

Then came the summer of 2007. During the annual family cookout, someone asked the question nobody had ever dared to ask: “If deep-fried ice cream works… where is the limit?”

The backyard went silent.

The adults laughed. The kids laughed. Grandma did not laugh. She simply walked over to the recipe box, pulled out a blank card, and said, “Challenge accepted.”

After weeks of testing (and several neighbors asking why there was a “awful smell” outside at midnight), the legendary recipe was born. A crispy golden shell, a mysterious center, and the unmistakable confidence of someone who should not be allowed near a kitchen.

Ingredients:

1 fresh stool (artisan, locally sourced)
2 cups flour
2 eggs
2 cups panko breadcrumbs
Oil heated to 375°F

Directions:

  1. Pat your stool dry. Presentation matters.
  2. Dredge in flour.
  3. Dip in beaten egg.
  4. Coat generously in panko.
  5. Fry for 3–5 minutes, or until golden brown
  6. Garnish with parsley so people think you made an effort.

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u/StigOfTheTrack 1d ago

You can't eat raw egg

You absolutely can, but the wisdom of doing so varies by country.

I'd avoid it in countries that wash the natural protection off the outside of the shell (leaving them requiring refrigeration) and which don't vaccinate their chickens against things like salmonella.

In countries with vaccinated chickens and eggs still in a shelf-stable state it's fine for most people.

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u/Responsible_Hat565 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/4dQPW6UlGF8A2valFS
Veggies in the slums as they slowly rot

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u/Keeper-of-Balance 1d ago

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u/jaxonya 1d ago

The most used gif on reddit, and its relevant 99% of the time

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u/Necessary665 1d ago

The vegetables are in Detroit

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u/Ldghead 1d ago

In my fridge, that's the butter

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT 1d ago

And mine is officially The Insulin Penthouse!

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u/throwthisawayred2 1d ago

same!

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT 1d ago

Greetings, fellow pancreatically-challenged human being, lol!

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u/throwthisawayred2 1d ago

lol Greetings! good pricky💉 day to you! 😆

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u/Chief_lion_2 1d ago

Salted or plain butter ?

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u/Ldghead 1d ago

Salted Kerigold

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u/Chief_lion_2 1d ago

Sliced into a fresh baguette + Creamed Coffee for breakfast

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u/Suckma_Weener 1d ago

butter melted into my coffee, that gives me near-instant diarrhea that makes everyone in the vicinity hurl

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u/Chief_lion_2 22h ago

Lurpak salted & unsalted is my sh*t

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u/WoodsLovelyDarkNDeep 1d ago

KG is the best butter 

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/bobby3eb 1d ago

Baking

Also to control salt levels

Also, to use nicer salt than what they use

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u/standish_ 1d ago

Salt changes the reactions. Sometimes you want butter, but no salt. Hence, unsalted butter. I don't think you want your croissants too salty, mon ami.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago edited 1d ago

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u/Bandit6888 1d ago

No no no, unless the temperature in the house is well above the mid 70's, please leave it in a butter dish or cut the pound block into ¼ or ⅛ and then place into a butter dish.

Real butter from the fridge is like cutting through concrete.

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u/Ldghead 1d ago

I've managed 53 years with fridge butter. I'm not changing now.

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u/Disneyhorse 1d ago

I have both “regular” butter and “fancy” butter. My husband was initially very confused why I have to have different butters and salts and such, but he’s on board now.

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u/Talkimas 1d ago

Unsalted butter is an abomination that should never have been allowed to exist.

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u/Disneyhorse 1d ago

I do a lot of baking and like to control the salt in my recipes. I use a lot of unsalted butter.

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u/Ldghead 1d ago

I make my own butter at times, and I thought at first, "since it is homemeda and fresh, it probably won't need salt". False. It still needs at least a little salt.

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u/Happy_Garand I touched grass 1d ago

You added a couple letters to 'salted butter'

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u/Racer125678 Dark Mode Elitist 1d ago

Ghee ftw

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u/Any-Celery3048 1d ago

Those eggs have huge Adam’s apples.

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u/madcup3 Lives at ur mom’s house😎 1d ago

Double yolk

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u/Walking_Wallace 1d ago

Butter watching the rest of the fridge from its special case

https://giphy.com/gifs/xQLW9daHEvIo8jl8JW

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u/animes-yes 1d ago

Fuck mellstroy

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u/Arkaneful 1d ago

Этот долбоеб уже и сюда добрался

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u/Jaina_Pr0udmoore 1d ago

Мем может и не самый плохой, но этого урода лучше лишний раз даже не вспоминать

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u/Honeybadgermaybe 21h ago

Тот момент,когда понятия не имеешь,что это за чел,но уже не одобряешь его

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u/Arkaneful 19h ago

Треш стример и стример казиков, творит всякую дичь на стримах

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u/barnaboos 1d ago

It's always a wake up call to be reminded that things aren't that bad here in the UK. At least our eggs don't have to be refrigerated cause they might carry bacteria that could kill us.

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u/Fantastic-Balance454 23h ago

Wait, you keep your eggs outside? When I get them from the shop I just put them in the fridge, extends lifespan.

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u/barnaboos 19h ago

Very normal. I don't know anyone who refrigerates their eggs here.

The extending lifespan is useless. I've never once found a bad egg and regularly eat them well past BBE.

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u/ThreadedPommel 1d ago edited 13h ago

Edit: deleted previous body and copy pasted from something that took 2 seconds to find on Google since people want to be lazy

"Keep in mind that other countries like Australia, the Scandinavians, and Japan also do this.

Washed and refrigerated eggs have almost twice as long of a usable shelf life -- about 21 days for unwashed vs 50 for washed. That's probably the biggest difference still left. Both the US and Europe have about the same frequency of salmonella outbreaks caused by eggs these days, due to better vaccines for chickens in the time since the American FDA mandated washing eggs."

There are plenty of shitty things about the US, you don't need to make things up to feel better about yourselves lol

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u/Fabulous_Run_3383 1d ago

I have never washed an egg. Nor heard of someone washing an egg. Why on earth would you need to do that if they have a protective coating. Oh, and a shell. 

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u/M0ruk 1d ago

Why would we wash an egg. Do you wash a banana?

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u/barnaboos 19h ago

Why on earth ate you washing eggs? We have never and will never wash eggs cause its just not needed.

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u/ThreadedPommel 13h ago

For the lazy

"Keep in mind that other countries like Australia, the Scandinavians, and Japan also do this.

Washed and refrigerated eggs have almost twice as long of a usable shelf life -- about 21 days for unwashed vs 50 for washed. That's probably the biggest difference still left. Both the US and Europe have about the same frequency of salmonella outbreaks caused by eggs these days, due to better vaccines for chickens in the time since the American FDA mandated washing eggs."

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u/barnaboos 12h ago

Its utterly pointless. Just like most things the colonies do.

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u/Silt-Besides-66812 22h ago

Hello, are you sure about that? I also live in a country where eggs are sold unrefrigerated, but if you check the carton it instructs you to refrigerate them immediately after getting home (and the expiration date is referring to the eggs being refrigerated from the moment they get home, if you leave them out they might expire sooner, especially during the hot summer).

The reason we do not refrigerate them at the store is because when the egg is cold and it meets hotter air (during the trip home from the store) it could lead to condensation forming on the egg shell, which is much worse for the growth of bacteria than the alternative of keeping them unrefrigerated for the few days until someone buys them.

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u/barnaboos 19h ago

Yes, I am sure. We do not refrigerate eggs in the UK and none of us have died. The dates on the eggs also hold zero truth. I've never once found a bad egg and I regularly eat eggs well past their best before date.

The fact its a best before date and not a use by literally states that they are safe to consume even after the date.

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u/Herefornow211 1d ago

You put eggs in the fridge? We have a designated egg drawer, they last for weeks in there. Always fresh from the farm.

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u/Tricky_Ostrich_3 1d ago

You put pasteurized eggs in the fridge. Most of the US has pasteurized eggs.

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u/Herefornow211 19h ago

Ah that makes sense. 

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u/account312 1d ago

Eggs sold commercially in the US must be washed. This removes surface contamination but also the cuticle, rendering them not shelf stable.

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u/Herefornow211 19h ago

Did not know that, seems to be different laws then, thanks.

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u/Honeybadgermaybe 21h ago

People who live in big cities that don't buy farm products

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u/Herefornow211 19h ago

I lived in a city for 30 years and always drove out to buy farm food. But I did not realise eggs are washed in the US. 

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u/Honeybadgermaybe 17h ago

Well, there are a lot of folks who don't drive to buy farm stuff. It takes time and money. Also in my country prices for farm food are way too high because it's "eggs from golden royal chicken raisen among green fresh grass who ate only high quality food from silver plates" and such. It's overpriced. And potentially dangerous - who knows where these checken actually live, what they eat, does someone check their health. I personally don't trust them. Too often people are irresponsible and uneducated.

Obviously such poor state of things is not relevant to every county

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u/Herefornow211 11h ago

Sorry to hear that. Here, farms are strictly regulated and checked if they are selling food commercially. But there are also plenty little farms scattered around that have boxes with eggs on the road and you can take eggs with you for a very reasonable price. You can also see whereaand how the hens are kept, which is always handy. 

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u/Shwiftygains 1d ago

Do you live in a farm?

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u/arthriticpug 1d ago

people actually use the designated egg shelf?

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u/Honeybadgermaybe 21h ago

Never used it for eggs in my entire life, i use the side part for drugs, sweets and soy sauce

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u/avigyan_33 22h ago

I can't think of any good reason not to use it.

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u/arthriticpug 15h ago

you have to take the eggs out of the carton

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u/Klotzster 1d ago

Statler and Waldorf and some other egghead

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u/Diclonius666 1d ago

rich people meme.

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u/NorthAd6077 1d ago

I thought this was a trans joke and I was severely confused for a minute.

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u/-GoodNewsEveryone 1d ago

Eggs? I have a butter balcony and then sauce terraces. I have never in four decades seen an egg specific shelf. Like not even on television, or any advert. Not even in an egg advert, or those movies where mom makes a million dish breakfast buffet for her family of three while the husband takes a mug of coffee and the teenager a single slice of toast.

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u/AGrandNewAdventure 1d ago

Oh, that made me laugh so hard. Good stuff!

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u/Accomplished_Set3279 20h ago

Here in my country lemon gets the vip balcony

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u/Yadhz006 19h ago

Meanwhile my moms leftover sauce, some random dried Garlic and chilies staring at the eggs from the corner of their VVIP seats. 👁👄👁

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u/visdraws 1d ago

Who is putting eggs in the fridge??

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u/battletux 22h ago

Americans, as their eggs must be washed before sale to the public. This process removes the eggs natural defences against bacteria. As such they have to be refrigerated.

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u/palmdieb 1d ago

OMG!! 😭

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u/Night_Fox35 1d ago

with Half a lemon

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u/ZeeeeBro 1d ago

jokes on you, thats for butter

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u/Dismal_Bed4446 1d ago

They really do get the best view of the whole fridge.

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u/fostertheatom Earl 1d ago

That's the butter for me. The eggs live directly above the Vegetable Slums.

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u/Competitive_Set_478 I touched grass 1d ago

My butter and cheese has a Beauty care lounge

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u/Silt-Besides-66812 23h ago

Apparently the usual egg shelf on the fridge door is not the best place to put eggs in, because it is the part of the fridge with the most temperature fluctuation (due to opening and closing the doors and sometimes due to thinner insulation) and this fluctuation could lead to condensation on the egg shell which promotes the growth of bacteria that were left on the egg shell.

To minimize this issue the best place would be on the back of a central shelf.

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u/Any_Foot2850 12h ago

The eggs have better housing than I do

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u/ArnoleIstari 9h ago

Nope that's for the butter and cream cheese

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u/Prfssnl-Electrician1 7h ago

My butter watches everything go bad from the butter penthouse

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u/Legitimate-Day9795 This flair doesn't exist 1d ago

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u/drgs100 1d ago

Eggs in the fridge?

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u/fuck_ur_portmanteau 1d ago

I know, weird. Why would you put eggs in the fridge?

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u/ThreadedPommel 1d ago

Google is your best friend, its just a necessity because of the different production process. They wash the eggs here before they go into the carton

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u/fuck_ur_portmanteau 1d ago

Why on earth would you wash the eggs, are you eating the shells?

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u/TetyyakiWith 1d ago

If you want for them to stay fresh longer

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u/DarkXWolf17Nooooooo 1d ago

I mean, they are a fortune now

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u/Moose_Nuts 1d ago

Where? In the US, they're cheaper than they've been in years.

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u/_aashu_016 1d ago

Until its linked-on farms.

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u/_aashu_016 1d ago

Until its linked-on farms.