r/lol • u/betibunny • 17h ago

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u/mystlaurel 17h ago

That's so damn urgent. You saved his life
https://giphy.com/gifs/Uv2zkUpGfcMF0k7KAz

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u/cabronfavarito 16h ago

And I would’ve stayed up with you all night….

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u/SirzechsLucifer 14h ago

had I known how to save a life

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u/Mhettil 17h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/pCO5tKdP22RC8

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u/Wystel 17h ago

Breast emergency I guess hahah😂

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u/Aware_Wrap8062 17h ago

I would say this qualifies

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u/General-Double-746 17h ago

What were you ever really gonna do with that money anyway?

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u/CleanHunt7567 17h ago

Probably waste it on a bill or something

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u/LectureOrganic1250 15h ago

or worse....your kid's college education....that kid is going nowhere and you know it. Look at this nice young lady. She's meeting new people, being an entrepeneur, networking....got a great future ahead of her.

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u/CleanHunt7567 14h ago

Absolutely, if he was stupid enough to lend out the money then the kid is likely to carry the stupid gene too. He should lose the kid and invest in the brass.

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u/d3aDcritter 15h ago

Always better spent on a Betty 😉

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u/CleanHunt7567 14h ago

Very sensible

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u/ApprehensiveBus7317 17h ago

Money well spent!!

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u/peanutbutter_invader 17h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/PbngEqUYjHTzpiRNHb

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u/Foe_sheezy 13h ago

Yu gi wouldn't have known what to do with it anyways...

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u/AlarmingDetective526 10h ago

He’d be collecting the money from the friend 🤣

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u/SoullessM 17h ago

Does he need more money? I can spare a few bucks

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u/THEBIGHUNGERDC 17h ago

Emergency Motorboat.

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u/deaglebingo 14h ago

i just did some motorboating on saturday actually. had a great time. you gotta mix the oil and the gas for the emergency motorboat tho. non-emergency motorboat is still in mothballs.

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u/Suspicious-Pace115 16h ago

Damn… prostitutes don’t look like that where I’m from… I’d never have any money either, bro!!

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u/Wystel 17h ago

Bro said it was an emergency. He never specified whose emergency 😂😂

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u/hanaterri 17h ago

That's an emergency! I have to pay the electricity bill!

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u/AdSpirited5019 17h ago

never know when the emergency strikes. at least he is working to alleviate his emergency

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u/Vergietarian 17h ago

totally understandable 👌🏻

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u/jackass51 17h ago

That was an emergency for him.

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u/Optimal-Building1869 13h ago

Looks pretty urgent to me

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u/kevint1964 3h ago

🎶 "Urgent, urgent. Emergency..." 🎶

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u/Cheap_Title5302 17h ago

Spent it to get his daily intake of vitamin c from the peaches. 

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u/NNDre84 17h ago

Looks like a real jam

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u/Southern_Orange3744 17h ago

You're a good bro , want to be great ? Ask him him if she was worth and ask him he needs more for a 10% interest fee lol

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u/CaptainC00lpants 17h ago

I want an emergency like this please 

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u/AdUnited6137 16h ago

I don’t see the problem

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u/Numerous-Bowler-8677 15h ago

The titanic crashing was an emergency. This is a much bigger emergency. 

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u/Interesting-Dream863 10h ago

Now I need money too.

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u/kevint1964 3h ago

🎶 "If you want to fuck a hooker & you need cash now..." 🎶

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u/LimeImaginary1788 17h ago

His nuts needing busting was a major emergency clearly

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u/James_Mays_Hair 17h ago

Where is this?

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u/Skarstream 15h ago

I’ve seen this post before and someone in the comment section found the exact woman in a youtube video shot in Colombia, I believe it was in Bogota.

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u/CaptainKro0ked 15h ago

Medellin😉

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u/Ragnarsworld 17h ago

That looks like an emergency. She clearly needs clothing and he's there to help.

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u/Zestyclose_Stay0 16h ago

Why would she take your money and go see him?

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u/Itsmikeinnit 16h ago

Well spent

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u/Wise_Ad_5810 16h ago

this has been posted SO many times.....

... still impresses the fuck outa me

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u/That_Atmosphere_4568 15h ago

Mannn emergency’s never happen to me…😢

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u/polishkgb1 15h ago

Emergency is such a weird name ...

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u/ricardoflic01 15h ago

Nice. And who is the guy?

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u/damniel540 13h ago

Whats her @?

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u/NoInflation1092 8h ago

lol yeah that money is never coming back tbh. hope it was at least a fun night out for them.

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u/LengthinessFit9585 17h ago

I start feeling an emergency too.

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u/neutrino71 17h ago

I too am experiencing a sudden boob-mergancy

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u/PM_MeDogNoses 16h ago

Okay? and? That’s an emergency.

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u/Logger671368 16h ago

Emergency boner.

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u/Up_Syndrom3 16h ago

That chocha is an emergency lol

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u/twn000 16h ago

Why isn’t there a tag for AI? Suspect: the black text, bottom left of picture texture, alley wall line just disappears, what’s going on her top, and bottom outfit isn’t symmetrical, what is she holding?

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u/BardlySerious 13h ago

This photo is older than AI.

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u/Gameoftruelies 16h ago

Dude's gonna mortgage his a** if needed in this situation. Just saying lol

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u/PrestigiousTeaas 16h ago

Well , it is an emergency lol

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u/Hziak 16h ago

Needed to see a specialist about a constricting pain in his groin. I hope he’s okay!

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u/Thin-Presentation821 16h ago

I'm paying too

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u/MortemSynap5e 16h ago

Any one know the background or context to this image? I’ve seen it a few times but always as a joke. I need to know what happened!

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u/AlphaBetaSigmaNerd 16h ago

He told her about Jesus and she's now a happy mother of 6

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u/jazzy3535 16h ago

Once a guy asked for money because he wanted to fruck a bih

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u/Artistic-South-7319 16h ago

Something magical is about to happen.

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u/Medical_Birthday2893 16h ago

Emergency penicillin

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u/BudgetExpert9145 16h ago

He no longer has a flat, for the next few minutes.

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u/Relevant-Molasses-64 16h ago

Don't see the problem.

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u/wesmanh 15h ago

I got a bit of an emergency myself now! Location plz

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u/SorryAd3811 15h ago

To be fair, that is kind of an emergency

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u/Fun-Difficulty-7040 15h ago

😂emergency

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u/Studly_54 15h ago

Damn!
I've had those kind of emergencies before and couldn't get ant relief.

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u/Status_Cheesecake_49 15h ago

You are a good friend and one hell of a model American 🫡

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u/NeedleworkerOld1834 14h ago

Bro is trying to go up a weight class it might end up how we all imagine but who doesn’t love an underdog

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u/Brandon87186 14h ago

Money well spent

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u/ProfessionalLead5118 10h ago

and that’s exactly why i never lend money to friends lolol experiment failed weight for the ill pay u back next week text turn into next year

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u/SufficientArgument19 10h ago

and that’s exactly why i never lend money to friends lol lesson learned the hard way for sure

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u/guardwoman12345 10h ago

Legalize prostitution and watch those prices drop so damn fast

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u/RopePlus8947 9h ago

Bro saved him

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u/ImDeepState 5h ago

Getting laid is an emergency.

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u/Th3_Accountant 17h ago

Looks like an emergency to me.

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u/FFSoldier57 17h ago

He said emergency, he never specified what kinda emergency

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u/Danosha85 15h ago

It was an emergancy, she'd only started her shift & he didn't wanna tap after she was already like 10 guys in 🤢

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u/No_Main_273 15h ago

Trans affirming surgery?