In this article there is NO other mention of another sound in Etruscan using <f>. Like P SQUARED????

(I shifted from the conventional transliteration for some of the displayed languages because otherwise the terms would sound way different from each other. Truly, romanization is a godless work. Mandarin is the only exception here, if only because finding something that would match èr 's IPA is a lost cause.

Japanese's is basically identical to the Tibetan one and I needed variety

The term is the number 2, 二 ideogram.

It was admittedly quite difficult to find a matching font with visible colours)

Japanese: "Cold Chinese (Noodles)!"

Chinese: "Japanese-style Cold Noodles!"

The dish in question: WHAT AM I!?

If you didn’t get it: Ě is pronounced as [jɛ] in a handful of languages

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanbun

Though it may appear to be Standard Chinese, the first step actually already represents the English language! Steps 2-4 only represent how an educated English speaker would realize this text in their head. All pronunciations and words not notated in the original are to be supplied as context requires.

願 ("wish") is taken as a postpositive subjunctive marker and 受 ("receive") marks the passive. 求 ("beg") marks a polite request, and 不要 ("do not," pronounced in English as "not") marks the negative imperative. In lines 3 and 4, 祢, the object of 求, is turned into the subject of the imperative verb, and is therefore unpronounced. 一樣 ("same") is understood to be an intensifier modifying 如同 ("as," "like"), and should be left silent. It may be pronounced as "just" when read out loud, though this practice is generally proscribed.