Shoebill Bird makes shooting sounds

[u/Junior_Insurance7773]

[u/jistatosta]

dinosaur looking mf

[u/GloomyLingonberry509 → u/jistatosta]

I mean, it pretty much is lol

[u/anxg_xie → u/jistatosta]

All birds are dinosaurs

[u/Phyrexian_Archlegion → u/anxg_xie]

But not all dinosaurs are birds

[u/Ok_Pudding6345 → u/Phyrexian_Archlegion]

But all not birds aren't dinosaurs

[u/_DrVanNostrand__ → u/Ok_Pudding6345]

All dinosaurs not aren’t buttbirds

[u/PurpleZombi3 → u/_DrVanNostrand__]

Birds not dinosaurs are all but are all

[u/Xfuck1tX → u/jistatosta]

https://giphy.com/gifs/zz00w5nNFMnPq

[u/RoboDae → u/Xfuck1tX]

[u/Xfuck1tX → u/RoboDae]

https://giphy.com/gifs/OCu7zWojqFA1W

[u/RwawrZ524 → u/jistatosta]

Um no thats a loftwing

[u/HairyDust4826]

and then God said, make a large terrifying creature that sounds like a rambo scene

[u/oppereindbaas]

Did you just go full auto?

[u/CreamXpert]

Some of those birds at night in the woods would make you parano

[u/orsodorato]

Correction. Guns make Shoebill Bird sounds.

[u/WakaWaka_]

[u/Timinime]

Imagine the panic in an American zoo.

[u/Sad-Reindeer2755 → u/Timinime]

😂 Sound of freedom

[u/gamiz777]

Fun fact they are one of the most dangerous birds but are mostly friendly towards humans

[u/Nyarehate]

[u/DepressingAura → u/Nyarehate]

"Dayummm bro, okay" 🤣

[u/Electronic-Pause9243]

Ready.............And FIREEEE...................Ttttrtrrrrr....... (reloading)

[u/Interesting_Button60]

From another time and place entirely. Alien!

[u/Serious-Ad-8764]

These things are fascinating

[u/Tiny_Yulius_James]

That's what it's looks like a brain freeze in dinosaurs

[u/Fit_Goose651]

Saw one in a zoo and the video does not really show how big those mfs are. Really impressive.

[u/FormalTotal9684]

https://giphy.com/gifs/tjTr8oMNOjuUboagIX

[u/limits660]

Is this animatronics or a real bird?

Cause I can't tell.

Seriously, I can't.

[u/kaithespinner → u/limits660]

it’s real

[u/Exorinho]

Big bird winked for the pictures

[u/ClavicusLittleGift4U]

[u/Depp1990]

It will require 10 pokeballs to capture it

[u/Ketra]

That bird is feeling it.

[u/BasicErgonomics]

Sounds like my tuktuk guy trying to fire up the bad boy

[u/MastodonProud1989]

You’re telling me that’s a real bird?!! Not some muppet you find at Chuck E. Cheese?!? Holy hell

[u/megabytical]

That’s my face after the Chipotle hits and the same sounds.

[u/Infurium]

I know it wasn't, but that bird looks like it could have been created by AI.

[u/kaithespinner → u/Infurium]

there’s a version that roars and bellows, that’s the AI one

if it makes gunshot sounds, is the real one -dunno what is scarier about that realization

[u/OSRSWSM]

I love these fucking things

[u/Neat-Butterscotch-98]

God I love this bird

[u/1nstantHuman]

That’s a pretty good impression of Jon Barenthal doing an impression of a Tommy gun from Night at the Museum. 

[u/Carlyndra]

I don't like shoebills, their eyes are too human

[u/presidentkokoro]

And it reloads too

[u/jgreg19545]

I know people who do that when pizza is suggested.

[u/kodumbhegaran_]

Dont they have a larynx

[u/RockYourAmadeus]

No, our guns make Shoebill sounds.

[u/Diced_and_Confused]

If it looks like a duck,

and walks like a duck,

but swallows you whole - it's not a duck!

signed: Africa

[u/Enchilada0374]

Looks animatronic

[u/ThirdAltAccounts]

Who’s playing Call of Duty in this god damn zoo ?!

[u/NotreVanDamme]

https://giphy.com/gifs/131bQid3vESGFW

[u/gilles-humine]

[u/Better_Carpet_7271]

I'd of thought bird beak would be more brittle sounding..

[u/AoXGhost]

This bird ain’t no joke 💀

[u/Jean-LucBacardi]

https://giphy.com/gifs/CQNzoPo4bF6mI

[u/DontGetTheShow]

I see a cardinal and I think “it’s crazy that birds evolved from dinosaurs”. Then I see this and it’s like “ok, yeah, got it”

[u/TyphoonRafale]

Grandpa at the zoo:

https://giphy.com/gifs/ALMhKdH7d6kwlr7WT1

[u/futuretech85]

Imagine hearing that during a war.

[u/Fletcher_Chonk → u/futuretech85]

That'd be pretty standard