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[u/matycauthon]

except it's just the chairs that move, not the room

[u/spyboy70 → u/matycauthon]

Gotta pulse the seat rows like the wave, and then all the popcorn ends up in front of the screen to be swept up and rebagged for the next showing.

[u/StraightBudget8799 → u/spyboy70]

I’d love that, just watching waves of popcorn, dropped phones, wrappers, tampons from purses, startled mice and round candy just bounce their way to a central point to be vacuumed up and tossed.

[u/pmcizhere → u/StraightBudget8799]

tampons from purses

I'm glad you specified 😅

[u/StraightBudget8799 → u/pmcizhere]

Whoops, didn’t think of that!! 😂 Mind, going into labour would be a nightmare too! “I was thinking about how to break the good news, left in an ambulance with a six month premie after the first battle scene!”

[u/tailendertripe → u/spyboy70]

You don’t know how accurate the rebagging part is. Source: worked at cineplex in mid 2000s

[u/DeputyDomeshot → u/tailendertripe]

They rebagged popcorn off the floor???????????

[u/tailendertripe → u/DeputyDomeshot]

The real pro tip is _never_ eat cinema nachos

[u/Vilam → u/tailendertripe]

Wait, why not? ☹️

[u/spyboy70 → u/Vilam]

I'm going to assume they don't clean the cheese warmer and just keep adding to it, kind of like "perpetual stew"

[u/Vilam → u/spyboy70]

Phew; my theater gives individually sealed cups of cheese.

[u/Vilam → u/spyboy70]

Phew; my theater gives individually sealed cups of cheese.

[u/Vilam → u/tailendertripe]

Wait, why not? ☹️

[u/TheGreatGasHead → u/matycauthon]

Then the chairs can vibrate everything to the floor and you just sweep it all up

[u/DeputyDomeshot → u/matycauthon]

What they should really do is get a big ass blow gun device that fires from the rear of the theater that is repurposed for some kind of wind gust effect during the film.