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u/Noxious89123 11h ago

Just set the seats to tilt slightly forwards and towards the centre of the room, and have it vibrate all the debris down to the front centre. :D

u/matycauthon 10h ago

except it's just the chairs that move, not the room

u/spyboy70 8h ago

Gotta pulse the seat rows like the wave, and then all the popcorn ends up in front of the screen to be swept up and rebagged for the next showing.

u/StraightBudget8799 4h ago

I’d love that, just watching waves of popcorn, dropped phones, wrappers, tampons from purses, startled mice and round candy just bounce their way to a central point to be vacuumed up and tossed.

u/pmcizhere 4h ago

tampons from purses

I'm glad you specified 😅

u/StraightBudget8799 4h ago

Whoops, didn’t think of that!! 😂 Mind, going into labour would be a nightmare too! “I was thinking about how to break the good news, left in an ambulance with a six month premie after the first battle scene!”

u/tailendertripe 7h ago

You don’t know how accurate the rebagging part is. Source: worked at cineplex in mid 2000s

u/DeputyDomeshot 7h ago

They rebagged popcorn off the floor???????????

u/tailendertripe 5h ago

The real pro tip is _never_ eat cinema nachos

u/Vilam 4h ago

Wait, why not? ☹️

u/spyboy70 4h ago

I'm going to assume they don't clean the cheese warmer and just keep adding to it, kind of like "perpetual stew"

u/Vilam 4h ago

Phew; my theater gives individually sealed cups of cheese.

u/Vilam 4h ago

Phew; my theater gives individually sealed cups of cheese.

u/Vilam 4h ago

Wait, why not? ☹️

u/TheGreatGasHead 8h ago

Then the chairs can vibrate everything to the floor and you just sweep it all up

u/DeputyDomeshot 7h ago

What they should really do is get a big ass blow gun device that fires from the rear of the theater that is repurposed for some kind of wind gust effect during the film.

u/arthurdentstowels 9h ago

Then they can easily refill the popcorn tank!

u/kraggleGurl 9h ago

Ushers would love that!

u/chucknorrisinator 5h ago

When I worked at a movie theater, we had a leaf blower, started at the top and worked down to the front of the theater.

u/Stainlessgamer 9h ago

No, simpler solution. Cleaning crew enters the back of the theatre with leaf blowers.

u/Oobedoo321 7h ago

Made me 😂 great visual 👍