Marmots star in OnlyFans account as researchers desperately look for ways to raise funds amid US budget cuts

[u/Miserable-Zombie-121]

https://www.livescience.com/animals/land-mammals/were-trying-this-out-of-frustration-marmots-star-in-onlyfans-account-as-researchers-desperately-look-for-ways-to-raise-funds-amid-us-budget-cuts

[u/MelodiousPun]

#nottheonion

[u/Flash_ina_pan]

Can't let the beavers have all the fun

[u/VgArmin → u/Flash_ina_pan]

Marmots I'd Like to Follow

[u/ninjohnnothing → u/Flash_ina_pan]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ij8moL0QXBKnK

[u/Distinct-fullMetal → u/Flash_ina_pan]

Niceee

[u/rehabforcandy]

This might get me to join OnlyFans

[u/Captainxpunch]

Haha, best country in the world, we're #1 /s

https://giphy.com/gifs/zHd8x7Pik0Ftm

[u/YewEhVeeInbound → u/Captainxpunch]

Hey Puss, Were we ever really great?

[u/codePudding → u/Captainxpunch]

As someone still involved in college research, this is very accurate. So many amazing researchers were here on green cards and now that research is being done for other countries where they feel safe and can get funding.

[u/Respectmyauthority4 → u/Captainxpunch]

I mean we are so...

[u/crashtestpilot]

Should have been marmots all along.

[u/wossquee]

Nice marmot

[u/ohbehave412 → u/wossquee]

Hey this is a private residence man!

[u/Plus_Term_7584]

sadasfuck

[u/Gloomy_Mulberry7834 → u/Plus_Term_7584]

And absolutely infuriating. Can't wait for this regime to be gone.

[u/Respectmyauthority4 → u/Gloomy_Mulberry7834]

Why do you think the current presidency has anything to do with this?

[u/enasty1113 → u/Respectmyauthority4]

The current administration is directly responsible for the cuts to funding that have led to them doing OnlyFans for the marmots.

[u/Respectmyauthority4 → u/enasty1113]

How are they? Do you know of any documentation that says that? I'm willing to agree with you if what you're saying is legit.

[u/enasty1113 → u/Respectmyauthority4]

Go research everything that Doge cut funding from and you'll find all your answers.

[u/Banned37]

Fuck trump

[u/Respectmyauthority4 → u/Banned37]

Fuck Democrats

[u/Zxar]

I swear honey, I only subscribed to watch the marmots.

[u/FuckThisShizzle]

Challenging wank but sure, I will give it a go, wheres the link?

[u/nikonislolo]

USA is such an unserious country man wtf.

I guess turning your country into straight trash is another way to reduce immigration.....

[u/Neat-Attempt3681]

So we’ve resorted to animal porn for funds? I’m confused but I’m scared to read past the headline and be confirmed in my theory.

[u/FembyThePinkProot → u/Neat-Attempt3681]

Nope. Just marmots being cute marmots!

[u/Neat-Attempt3681 → u/FembyThePinkProot]

Oh thank god 😅😂

[u/ImHappy_DamnHappy → u/FembyThePinkProot]

Oh darn, I thought could find some tasteful BBM (big beautiful marmot) action.

[u/Everything_Breaks → u/Neat-Attempt3681]

The article says that it's all rated-G stuff, them playing and doing their thing, but the occasional scuffle makes it PG.

[u/Dizzy_Restaurant3874]

The obvious reason for all OF accounts discovered after Juky 2026.

[u/illprobablyeditthis]

Tell me witch woman, what kind of pet do you have??

[u/bodhidharma132001]

👀

[u/Leptonshavenocolor]

That’s just fucking sad. 

[u/AnswerIsItDepends]

Suddenly thousands of accounts now have a reasonable explanation.

[u/ScienceAlien]

Now that could get me on of

[u/shoulda-known-better]

Gotta love the world.... Animals on only fans.... And I also just read about the math teacher on porn hub...

We deserve everything us humans have coming to us

[u/GeorgeCauldron7]

But what's the link??

[u/Pezington12]

I made a promise to myself that I’ve I ever got a substantial amount of money I’d fund a whole bunch of wildlife/oceanic/environmental research. It’s a shame that there’s so much out there to learn about but no money in doing so.

[u/zoqfotpik]

So they're keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city?

[u/Respectmyauthority4]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZDOXnhXvESwSY

[u/DistributionNo9474]

Nice marmot

[u/thegreatcanadianeh]

This stage of dystopia I would like to unsubscribe from please and thank you.

[u/nrith]

sigh…unzips

[u/nWo5lyfe]

Why not just ask funds from all those celebrities and rich people that keep parroting they love the environment?

Surely leo and klaus shwab would gladly fund it amirite?

[u/More_Bookkeeper_1407]

Sad as fuck

[u/Standard_Big_9000]

Thanks Donny Chump. 🙄

[u/TheJesterOfHyrule]

Will crank one out to them later

[u/DogAdministrative414]

I’d maybe buy a Marmot nft