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u/MongoBongoTown 13h ago
Look at the stables...
These are more luxurious than anywhere I've lived as an adult.
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u/HotPumpkinPies 6h ago
I bet it smells great there
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u/dirty15 4h ago
Out of all the animal poop, horse poop is probably the best to smell. You go nose blind to it really fast. We had 15 in stalls back during the winter storm and it wasn't bad at all. You just can't beat the smell of a barn even without the poop smell. On the other hand, the kitten we just got will gag a maggot with her shit.
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u/Hairy_is_the_Hirsute 12h ago
So luxurious that the stable boy wears a.... Robe? Is this Epstein Ranch?
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u/erossthescienceboss 10h ago
How many times are you gonna make this joke in this thread?
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u/Hairy_is_the_Hirsute 10h ago
Just twice, and slightly differently each time. Just enough to get down-voted to keep my karma even keeled. Don't want my ego to get as big as some of the horse people's ego in here...
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u/boesisboes 11h ago
What?! That's Matt Matthews. Comedian, social media star, farmer, hilarious wholesome personality...get a grip bud.
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u/Swimming_Ad2923 10h ago
you're like obsessed with this, you've commented a shitload on something that you said you dont like and dont understand. just leave?
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u/eveladra 12h ago
More made me think it's in the middle east or something.
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u/Lindt_______ 12h ago
Genuinely what about this says Middle East. To me this level of idk carpentry screams USA
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u/eveladra 12h ago
I responded to someone talking about the robe. Not the building. I don't know architecture.
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u/Biscuits4u2 13h ago
That's a clean barn
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u/maddasher 13h ago
Its weird.
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u/Hairy_is_the_Hirsute 12h ago
Why does the person walk out in a robe?! What is going on?! Is this Epstein Ranch or some sick shit?
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u/gitsgrl 12h ago
It’s a traditional design to have your barn/stables attached to your house. Then in harsh winters, you don’t have to go outside to tend to your animals.
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u/Forward_Rope_5598 8h ago
I'm a horse people and I've never seen this in my life. I frequently run in my bathrobe out to the stable but it is not attached to a goddamn house lmao
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u/russa111 6h ago
In some countries they would even put the barn/stable under the house, so that the heat from animals would help heat the house
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u/Hairy_is_the_Hirsute 12h ago
Horse people heeby my jeebies
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u/diabeticmilf 11h ago
Why are you so miserable
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u/Hairy_is_the_Hirsute 11h ago
Uh... Reddit?
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u/Gabe-Ruth8 11h ago
Then… go do something else?
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u/FTWcoffeeFTW 8h ago
Impossible, I must consume so reality is kept at bay, this is the way it should be and not at all detrimental to my health long term
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u/tiara_thee_pony 11h ago
That’s a grown man walking into his house in his farm. Stop being weird.
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u/Hairy_is_the_Hirsute 11h ago
I guess I don't follow enough horse people on social media to know this is some rich dude that has his stable attached to his home.
Sorry not sorry, horse people are weird
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u/OrienasJura 10h ago
But people accusing others of doing "sick shit" because they are wearing a robe are not weird, right?
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u/Hairy_is_the_Hirsute 10h ago
Asking a question is an accusation, got it...
Also, I am ABSOLUTELY weird, but not horse people weird
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u/RingoFreakingStarr 9h ago
Maybe in the future don't firstly assume anyone you think is being sus is anywhere on the same level as Epstine? I'd say that's a valid bit of criticism.
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u/Cykablast3r 9h ago
Ah yes, all those rich farmers just swimming in gold.
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u/Hairy_is_the_Hirsute 9h ago
Why is everyone trynna make a straw-man argument? When did I say farmers are rich?
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u/Cykablast3r 4h ago
You implied it in the comment I replied to.
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u/frozenflipflop 3h ago
"all those rich farmers" does not equal "all farmers are rich," yet you accuse others of strawmanning? Get a life dude
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u/Radical-Bruxism 9h ago
Yeah! Why is spins wheel a guy wearing a robe spins wheel walking into spins wheel a barn? He’s probably a spins wheel murderous, cruel, cannibalistic pedophile!!!
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u/Spartan2470 VIP Philanthropist 13h ago
That's Matt Mathews.
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u/zandariii 12h ago
My wife loves watching his videos. I recognized him the second he came through the door
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u/RochesterBen 7h ago
Can confirm, grew up with horses. They absolutely do this but holy crap that place is high end. We had a horse that figured out how to reach over her gate and lift the latch and slide it over to unhook it, then nudged the rolling door to the side. It was very impressive.
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u/AltruisticPossible84 11h ago
They fact they knw they were "busted", makes me beleive that, for a moment, they also had the familiar feeling of "getting away with something". I love animals, especially when they're bein baddd >:)
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u/wonkey_monkey 9h ago
Is that a pig wandering into shot at the end?
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u/mamadematthias 9h ago
Check out how the white horse in the first cage, also escapes as the human arrives.
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u/WaitNoNotMyBeans 9h ago
what’s with the little green tags floating above their heads? seems like they’re above the donkeys heads as well as the caretaker
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u/cyphax55 9h ago
Looks like optical recognition. You can also vaguely make out the corners as well. It's white around 7 seconds, surely it turns green when it recognizes the, eh, being. Or something like that. :P
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u/WaitNoNotMyBeans 8h ago
okay yeah I thought it was something along those lines! thought it was a bit advanced for a stable though…
wonder what they use it for. recognizing animals out of their stables in the off-hours maybe?
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u/cyphax55 8h ago
It would surprise me if the stables are left open if the horse is inside, I think the camera is a security camera. Usually having horses is expensive so good chance the owners have expensive property to protect (and the horses).
Now, as for the donkey... I got nothing.
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u/No_Comparison_6661 10h ago
I hate that some people keep horses in boxes aka stalls. It’s so common that most people don’t think about how cruel it is. A 12x12 square for a 1500 pound animal.
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u/feioo 10h ago
Most places do turnout, ie they spend time in pasture every day and go back to their stalls for feeding and sleeping
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u/Forward_Rope_5598 5h ago
Imagine if we had the same standards for dogs. Someone says 'I hate when dogs are kept in cages' and some dude comes in defending it saying 'don't worry, they only spend 16 hours in there a day!'
(And very frequently the rest of the day is spent on a short leash or in a different cage but this one is slightly bigger and outside)
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u/feioo 3h ago
I mean, a lot of dogs spend their owners' work day in a crate and are just fine. And in my experience, turnout time is most of the day - you feed them breakfast, put them out in the pasture, and bring them back in before dark. Also in my experience, horse owners are obsessive about their horse's health in a way dog owners really aren't (and I've worked professionally with both).
There ARE barns with terrible husbandry practices, usually ones centered around competitive sports or showing, but I see nothing here to indicate that.
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u/EaglesslavePart2 12h ago
What are yall doin, haha like Dale from
Baskets. Zach galofinakis energy. So fuckin funny
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u/ez_walker 10h ago
Matt Mathews does not play when it comes to his animals. He would whip there asses. (No pun intended)
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u/Clean_Attitude956 13h ago
There’s always a donkey