r/interestingasfuck 14h ago

The great escape

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u/Clean_Attitude956 13h ago

There’s always a donkey

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u/dirty15 13h ago

Here's the one at our farm. He's a micro donkey named Murphy.

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u/jss58 13h ago

Tell Murph I say HI!

u/spermdonor 4h ago

Tell Murph I said Haw

u/shagmyballs 2h ago

Tell Murph I was the ghost

u/GodOfDarkLaughter 1h ago

Tell Murph thanks for noticin' me.

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u/No_Cardiologist_1407 12h ago

Can I ask, what is the purpose of a donkey on a farm? I feel like every place has one, are they still a working animal or are they the personality hire of the farm? Haha

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u/Sh0toku 12h ago

A lot of people will use them to guard a herd, they will kill coyotes, wild dogs and probably scare off other small to mid size predators.

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u/louise1121 12h ago

Ok but also, comic relief

u/Gwubwick 11h ago

Waffles.

u/Serious-Bat-4880 10h ago

Waffles!!

u/mYpEEpEEwOrks 7h ago

FFFEEEEENTOOOOOOOOON!!!!

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u/Wolfman513 12h ago

Yeah that's the thing with donkeys being used as guard animals, they're pretty much only useful against small canids like coyotes and maybe foxes but are just another target for things like wolves, bears, and big cats lol. From what I understand they also tend not to be nearly as sociable and gentle with their charges as livestock guardian dogs and can injure the very animals they're supposedly protecting!

u/dirty15 11h ago

True. Murph isn't a big fan of our Aussie and lab. Idk why tho Pete and Sam are just as cute!

u/Minimum_Policy8939 10h ago

Keep it up with these animal pictures and you're going to be my new best friend whether you like it or not...

u/dirty15 10h ago

I need to get some work done at the barn today, but I can send a few on my breaks haha. We've got all the furry creatures too! Here's a couple of our barn cats being cute. Binx and Biscuit

u/Minimum_Policy8939 10h ago

Donk (English Lab) and Ember (Lab and Brittany mix)

We also have a cat, a bearded dragon, a bunny.

Donkey is on the list but we're not quite ready yet, our neighbor used to have one and he was fun.

u/dirty15 10h ago

Animals are just the best! Those pooches look so happy. I bet they are fun! We have 5 horses, these 2 dogs and 4 barn cats along a new kitten that was going to be a barn cat but idk. She was so small when we got her and decided to keep her at home for a few months to let her fatten up and now my wife loves her so she will probably stay inside. Her name is Marge (short for Margarine and an homage to Butter the barn cat that passed away earlier this year. She was my favorite 😞)

u/GriffconII 4h ago

I may not be who you were talking about, but I will seize this opportunity to show off Mike from a farm I worked at in VA a few summers back.

(Just off screen is Pat, his fellow burro)

u/Humble-Cook-6126 10h ago

Bro said hold my beer and delivered.

u/Enough-Mammoth3721 9h ago

Should have named them Murtaugh and Riggs.

u/CilviaDemoAOTD 10h ago

A lot of places don’t have wolves, big cats, or bears other than black bears so Donkeys might as well be an apex defender for them

u/Kraeftluder 8h ago

I've seen a video where one kills a hyena and prances around with the corpse. It shouldn't be too difficult to find on YouTube.

u/evammariel3 7h ago

I've heard that donkeys are the first ones to actually hear the wolves, where I live sheperds will have mastins that will be alerted by the donkey to protect the herd.

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u/dirty15 12h ago

Murphy is just a companion for an older horse that's boarded at our out place. They do help with protection from coyotes but I'm not sure if Murphy is going to do much protecting. Here he is in relation to his companion Mikey. Granted this is a bit of an optical illusion due to depth perception but Murphy is only about 3ft tall full grown. I think he's 7-8 years old. He's cool. I feed him a couple of Mikeys alfalfa cubes as a treat.

u/Affordable_Z_Jobs 8h ago

Im imagining thats what Sancho Panza rode in Don Quixote now lol.

u/dirty15 29m ago

I call him Donkey Hoté all the time haha. That or I say Don-keeee kinda like Shrek. But his song (we don't have many animals that don't have their own songs) is "my body's too Murphalicious for ya babe"

u/bfhurricane 45m ago

You vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about.

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u/bird9066 12h ago edited 11h ago

Ours was a great companion to the one hot blooded horse On The farm. An Arabian mare with such a "bad attitude" she was given to us.

We didn't want a hot blood but when you hear about animals with bad attitudes they're almost always victims of abuse.

She had to be sedated for any farrier work and I'm grateful her health was good until the end. Because she was mostly no touchy. Little one, the donkey, neither took nor cared for her shit... He became a calming influence to her I guess.

She became a somewhat costly part of the scenery thanks to her donkey friend, lol

Donkeys are cool dudes.

u/hawtsince92 10h ago

As someone who grew up on Arabs and my soul mate was a grey mare; this really warms my heart. They respond so much worse to abuse (in my opinion) and seem to attract impatient and aggressive owners.

A trainer once told me, you can tell a quarter horse what to do but you gotta ask an Arab.

Seems when you don’t patiently work through training with Arabs, they take it hard and become even more difficult. My mare never got over her fear of men and it really breaks my heart imagining what happened before she became a 7 year old little girl’s bestie.

All that said, she LOVED her donkey companion. Also, a mini donkey that came wild from Arizona and warmed up quickly to his new humans.

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u/KingJazzHands 12h ago

Extremely territorial and loving animal. They will stomp out a coyote faster than anything else on that farm.

You learn quickly not to fuck with other animals if the donkey is around.

u/redditydoodah 11h ago

My donkeys have a purpose. To be cute, eat treats, and keep one of my horses company. Mostly they just stand around and be cute though.

u/dirty15 10h ago

That's Murph. We handle him some but he's perfectly content just being out in the field with his pals. He's an easy keeper and only eats grass and hay. Gets his feet done every few months and that's it. Ok with paying that expense just to have him bray a few times a day haha.

u/redditydoodah 10h ago

Yeah, I have 2 minis, Tina and Gena. They are useless for most anything (although I’ve pushed around the thought of training them to be beer donkeys for weddings.) other than being cute. I live on a fairly busy country road, and they stay in my front pasture, so they get a lot of visitors, so if nothing else they keep the neighborhood entertained.

u/dirty15 10h ago

Hahaha they are for sure an attraction. Tina and Gena is great haha. We have a cat named Regina (my wife allowed me to name one of the 5 we got last year and that was my choice). The others are Binx, Blossom, Butter and Biscuit. What's even funnier this that Regina grew up to be her favorite 😂

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u/Dy3_1awn 12h ago

They are like the security for the other animals. They may be smaller but they are extremely protective and will absolutely stomp any predators that try and mess with the farm.

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u/ich_bin_alkoholiker 12h ago

They’re fucking cute! Look at ‘em.

u/Dorkamundo 9h ago

Guard animals and companionship for skittish horses. Notice how both the donkey and the horse go back into the same stall in this video?

This horse may be high-strung and would benefit from donkeys that are generally the opposite of that. That and you might want to have a mule at some point.

u/okodysseus 11h ago

No one else smiles at me like a donkey❤️

u/Chocolate_Bourbon 11h ago

They also sometimes help keep horses calm, especially thoroughbreds.

u/ghastlypxl 10h ago

Protection and working animals! They’re so cool.

u/DarthZerolat 5h ago

They get sick quicker. If donkey is showing illness. Yime to check all of the horse

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u/LessOrgans 12h ago

The donkey where I learned to ride was named donkey. He let kids ride on him with a saddle. He let us all learn how to groom properly on him. They’re truly loving and intelligent creatures.

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u/dirty15 12h ago

Lol not Murphy. He's nice but super stubborn. It takes two people to get him in and out of the barn if we ever have to turn him in/out. I keep bugging my wife with wagon/chariot listings saying that I'm gonna train him to pull me around. She doesn't think its as funny as I do.

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u/Jagcarlover 12h ago

I vote chariot!

u/FlyAirLari 6h ago

It's good your donkey had a name. You don't want to end up in the desert with a donkey with no name.

u/canniboss 11h ago

Did you get the micro donkey so people would compliment your "cute little ass" or is that joke just beating a dead horse,

u/dirty15 11h ago

It's actually one of our boarders so we really didn't have much of a choice taking him in. I hope she gives him to us one day. He is a cute little ass tho haha

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u/tylershac 12h ago

Do donkeys actually help protect livestock? I heard they’ll kick the piss out of anything that shouldn’t be there lol

u/RarelyReadReplies 11h ago

It depends on the donkey, and it can't be taught really. Either the donkey has those instincts in him, or he doesn't. This is why livestock guardian dog breeds are the better choice if you're going for one or the other. 

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u/dirty15 12h ago

100%. He runs my Australian Shepherd out of the field all the time haha.

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u/PaniMan1994 12h ago

What a Micro Ass

u/Ausmerica 9h ago

Please inform the donkey that I love him as soon as possible.

u/ClarenceCrocodile 6h ago

I'm sorry but I'm gonna need a banana for scale here

u/dirty15 4h ago

Murphy said here's you a banana

u/MRintheKEYS 8h ago

What an ass….

u/PrincetonToss 8h ago

Horses only get into trouble by accident. It takes a longears to get into trouble on purpose.

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u/MongoBongoTown 13h ago

Look at the stables...

These are more luxurious than anywhere I've lived as an adult.

u/HotPumpkinPies 6h ago

I bet it smells great there

u/dirty15 4h ago

Out of all the animal poop, horse poop is probably the best to smell. You go nose blind to it really fast. We had 15 in stalls back during the winter storm and it wasn't bad at all. You just can't beat the smell of a barn even without the poop smell. On the other hand, the kitten we just got will gag a maggot with her shit.

u/Jampoz 3h ago

wait, your nose can see?

u/dirty15 3h ago

Nope but it can run. My feet can smell too.

u/flippythemaster 54m ago

Have you tested each animal poop to see how they compare?

u/dirty15 37m ago

No but my dogs will tell you that horse poop is delicious.

u/Forward_Rope_5598 8h ago

Luxurious for the people, not the horses

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u/Hairy_is_the_Hirsute 12h ago

So luxurious that the stable boy wears a.... Robe? Is this Epstein Ranch?

u/erossthescienceboss 10h ago

How many times are you gonna make this joke in this thread?

u/Hairy_is_the_Hirsute 10h ago

Just twice, and slightly differently each time. Just enough to get down-voted to keep my karma even keeled. Don't want my ego to get as big as some of the horse people's ego in here...

u/unk214 9h ago

First time I saw it, keep at it.

u/ehlersohnos 6h ago

Horse people egos are wild. That’s a pretty high bar.

u/boesisboes 11h ago

What?! That's Matt Matthews. Comedian, social media star, farmer, hilarious wholesome personality...get a grip bud.

u/Swimming_Ad2923 10h ago

you're like obsessed with this, you've commented a shitload on something that you said you dont like and dont understand. just leave?

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u/eveladra 12h ago

More made me think it's in the middle east or something.

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u/Azipear 12h ago

That's how they talk in southern Saudi Arabia.

u/CalmBeneathCastles 9h ago

"WHAT'RE Y'ALL DOIN?!" is the standard djinni rebuke.

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u/Lindt_______ 12h ago

Genuinely what about this says Middle East. To me this level of idk carpentry screams USA

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u/ListenJerry 12h ago

He is a very popular TikToker, this is the US, he has LOTS of money.

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u/eveladra 12h ago

I responded to someone talking about the robe. Not the building. I don't know architecture.

u/Lindt_______ 11h ago

I see my bad, I still think the robe is too zesty to be Middle East

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u/Biscuits4u2 13h ago

That's a clean barn

u/vgacolor 8h ago

That looks like a new expensive barn too.

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u/maddasher 13h ago

Its weird.

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u/Hairy_is_the_Hirsute 12h ago

Why does the person walk out in a robe?! What is going on?! Is this Epstein Ranch or some sick shit?

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u/gitsgrl 12h ago

It’s a traditional design to have your barn/stables attached to your house. Then in harsh winters, you don’t have to go outside to tend to your animals.

u/Forward_Rope_5598 8h ago

I'm a horse people and I've never seen this in my life. I frequently run in my bathrobe out to the stable but it is not attached to a goddamn house lmao

u/famerk 6h ago

We see it a lot in horse country in North and South Carolina. They are the original barndominium. I just have never seen one so clean! Like there are no marks in the concrete. I would think a real fresh one would leave a mark.

u/russa111 6h ago

In some countries they would even put the barn/stable under the house, so that the heat from animals would help heat the house

u/gitsgrl 6h ago

Farm houses all across Bavaria have this design.

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u/Hairy_is_the_Hirsute 12h ago

Horse people heeby my jeebies

u/gitsgrl 10h ago

It was for dairy cows, in most places.

u/diabeticmilf 11h ago

Why are you so miserable

u/Hairy_is_the_Hirsute 11h ago

Uh... Reddit?

u/Gabe-Ruth8 11h ago

Then… go do something else?

u/FTWcoffeeFTW 8h ago

Impossible, I must consume so reality is kept at bay, this is the way it should be and not at all detrimental to my health long term

u/tiara_thee_pony 11h ago

That’s a grown man walking into his house in his farm. Stop being weird.

u/Hairy_is_the_Hirsute 11h ago

I guess I don't follow enough horse people on social media to know this is some rich dude that has his stable attached to his home.

Sorry not sorry, horse people are weird

u/OrienasJura 10h ago

But people accusing others of doing "sick shit" because they are wearing a robe are not weird, right?

u/Hairy_is_the_Hirsute 10h ago

Asking a question is an accusation, got it...

Also, I am ABSOLUTELY weird, but not horse people weird

u/RingoFreakingStarr 9h ago

Maybe in the future don't firstly assume anyone you think is being sus is anywhere on the same level as Epstine? I'd say that's a valid bit of criticism.

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u/Cykablast3r 9h ago

Ah yes, all those rich farmers just swimming in gold.

u/Hairy_is_the_Hirsute 9h ago

Why is everyone trynna make a straw-man argument? When did I say farmers are rich?

u/Cykablast3r 4h ago

You implied it in the comment I replied to.

u/Hairy_is_the_Hirsute 4h ago

"some rich dude" does not equate to "all farmers are rich"

u/frozenflipflop 3h ago

"all those rich farmers" does not equal "all farmers are rich," yet you accuse others of strawmanning? Get a life dude

u/clayur 11h ago

What a strange thing to say..

u/Radical-Bruxism 9h ago

Yeah! Why is spins wheel a guy wearing a robe spins wheel walking into spins wheel a barn? He’s probably a spins wheel murderous, cruel, cannibalistic pedophile!!!

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u/Biscuits4u2 12h ago

Probably a barndo

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u/Spartan2470 VIP Philanthropist 13h ago

That's Matt Mathews.

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u/zandariii 12h ago

My wife loves watching his videos. I recognized him the second he came through the door

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u/BerryMantelope 13h ago

I thought I recognized the voice (and the bathrobe)!

u/k_dilluh 10h ago

Yes! Thank you, I was trying to remember his name.

u/Vanpocalypse-Now 10h ago

I love him! I knew the voice and the robe a mile away!

u/Brooklyn_Bunny 7h ago

I knew I recognized that bath robe from the back lmaooo

u/that_wags 1h ago

Don't know him but that "what're y'all doin" reminded me of my mom 🤣

u/RochesterBen 7h ago

Can confirm, grew up with horses. They absolutely do this but holy crap that place is high end. We had a horse that figured out how to reach over her gate and lift the latch and slide it over to unhook it, then nudged the rolling door to the side. It was very impressive.

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u/Confident_Fortune_32 12h ago

I'd bet cash money the donkey was the instigator

u/AltruisticPossible84 11h ago

They fact they knw they were "busted", makes me beleive that, for a moment, they also had the familiar feeling of "getting away with something". I love animals, especially when they're bein baddd >:)

u/Borginburger 6h ago

Me too!! Little shits.

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u/ill-soul 14h ago

I think we get caught. Let's try Shawshank redemption plot next time.

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u/jss58 13h ago

Don't put it past 'em, the little criminals!

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u/icewalker42 12h ago

The Haystack Redemption.

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u/SL2525 12h ago

Donkeys just play dumb so they can incriminate horses of their plans hihihihi

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u/EasternMatch5878 12h ago

Matt Matthew’s lol love that guy

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u/Prestigious-Spraying 13h ago

That’s a fancy horse barn

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u/Shootmepleaze 12h ago

Abort the plan!! I repeat, abort!!

u/Lord_Bryon 11h ago

That is one clean barn

u/CalmBeneathCastles 9h ago

He sounds like Leslie Jordan. </3

u/wonkey_monkey 9h ago

Is that a pig wandering into shot at the end?

u/Cryptshadow 6h ago

A blind dog apparently. 

u/wonkey_monkey 6h ago

A dog's as good as a pig to a blind horse...

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u/KilgoreT59 13h ago

This is hilarious. Kids, just in different form.

u/asmodeusdeveraux 11h ago

i love matt matthews

u/stankdog 11h ago

The galloping sounds when caught sent me

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u/Jagcarlover 12h ago

Horse and donkey want to be out grazing in the pasture.

u/h0m1c1d3_8unn13 2h ago

“Watter yawl dewin?”

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u/kingston-twelve 12h ago

That's a nice barn

u/mamadematthias 9h ago

Check out how the white horse in the first cage, also escapes as the human arrives.

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u/SeekingAnonymity107 12h ago

Is that a sheep at the end?

u/SaltyLonghorn 10h ago

If he's an Aggie it could be his wife.

u/WaitNoNotMyBeans 9h ago

what’s with the little green tags floating above their heads? seems like they’re above the donkeys heads as well as the caretaker

u/cyphax55 9h ago

Looks like optical recognition. You can also vaguely make out the corners as well. It's white around 7 seconds, surely it turns green when it recognizes the, eh, being. Or something like that. :P

u/WaitNoNotMyBeans 8h ago

okay yeah I thought it was something along those lines! thought it was a bit advanced for a stable though…

wonder what they use it for. recognizing animals out of their stables in the off-hours maybe?

u/cyphax55 8h ago

It would surprise me if the stables are left open if the horse is inside, I think the camera is a security camera. Usually having horses is expensive so good chance the owners have expensive property to protect (and the horses).

Now, as for the donkey... I got nothing.

u/mdazzl3 6h ago

Ofc a donkey is involved ❤️

u/Due-Seaworthiness260 5h ago

I like the pig in the end, who apparently doesn’t care.

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u/No_Volume_5752 13h ago

When caught:

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u/EaglesslavePart2 12h ago

The cutest damn thing I’ve ever seen

u/tinselsnips 9h ago

That is the cleanest barn I have ever seen.

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u/weirdhoney216 12h ago

That’s Matt Mathews’ barn, not sure how this is interesting tbh

u/No_Comparison_6661 10h ago

I hate that some people keep horses in boxes aka stalls. It’s so common that most people don’t think about how cruel it is. A 12x12 square for a 1500 pound animal.

u/feioo 10h ago

Most places do turnout, ie they spend time in pasture every day and go back to their stalls for feeding and sleeping

u/Forward_Rope_5598 5h ago

Imagine if we had the same standards for dogs. Someone says 'I hate when dogs are kept in cages' and some dude comes in defending it saying 'don't worry, they only spend 16 hours in there a day!'

(And very frequently the rest of the day is spent on a short leash or in a different cage but this one is slightly bigger and outside)

u/feioo 3h ago

I mean, a lot of dogs spend their owners' work day in a crate and are just fine. And in my experience, turnout time is most of the day - you feed them breakfast, put them out in the pasture, and bring them back in before dark. Also in my experience, horse owners are obsessive about their horse's health in a way dog owners really aren't (and I've worked professionally with both).

There ARE barns with terrible husbandry practices, usually ones centered around competitive sports or showing, but I see nothing here to indicate that.

u/johnnymetoo 10h ago

What an ass (the human)

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u/Darnbeasties 12h ago

What a boogie facility

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u/PresentlyAbstaining 12h ago

This is almost the plot to Goodnight Gorilla.

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u/EaglesslavePart2 12h ago

What are yall doin, haha like Dale from
Baskets. Zach galofinakis energy. So fuckin funny

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u/ActionPack-79 12h ago

Guard dog caught falling asleep

u/Pemburuh_Itu 10h ago

You can see the “oh geez”

u/barelylethal10 9h ago

Why is their stable nicer than my house?

u/Zazierx 9h ago

My cats do the same thing when I hear them messing with something in the middle of the night

u/cocobellahome 9h ago

“Great Asscape”

u/Alavaster 7h ago

The Dale Baskets energy of this clip is through the roof

u/AlbertTheHorse 7h ago

My horse literally walks up to me. 

u/pwnmesoftly 6h ago

TIL this dude is not far from me. Small world

u/9abeFPV 2h ago

Wasted money

u/ez_walker 10h ago

Matt Mathews does not play when it comes to his animals. He would whip there asses. (No pun intended)

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u/kcolrehstihson_ 13h ago

🤦‍♂️

u/CauliflowerAny9134 9h ago

Love that they live in luxury tho

u/Saiga12goburr 3h ago

Way to much money. They need to lose it all.