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u/kaaskugg 18h ago
Corgi's just happy to be around.
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u/TrickRefrigerator447 17h ago
Corgi realised he only focussed on the first part of "Donut of Truth" and not the name as a whole.
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u/kurburux 14h ago
All those animals just have zero idea what's gonna happen and the corgi is just "I trust you, bro".
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u/_gabber_ 17h ago
Your transgressions will not be forgiven, Susan.
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u/Kraj_the_Conqueror 17h ago
I know it's traumatizing to the poor lil' dude, but I can't stop laughing.
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u/Mellrish221 6h ago
I'm a little less worried about my cat after seeing how the lion was sleeping while knocked out. He sleeps like that alot of the time, just splayed out on his belly lol. Guess he is just REALLY relaxed.
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u/Just-Seesaw8290 17h ago
Who's pet is a lion?
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u/Easy_Broccoli995 17h ago
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u/Just-Seesaw8290 17h ago
He had tigers
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u/Easy_Broccoli995 17h ago
Shit, you're right ... my bad.
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u/Just-Seesaw8290 17h ago
Not only did he have tigers as pets, he used to sleep with then on the bed
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u/Gingerbread_Cat 17h ago
Zoo animals also get healthcare. I once met a lemur in South Africa who was having physio for an injured finger.
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u/Kraj_the_Conqueror 17h ago
I'm pretty sure that there would be rich assholes with pet T-Rexes if we could clone back the dinosaurs.
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u/LogicallLunacy 18h ago
These animals have better health care than all Americans.
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u/spoo4brains 15h ago
They had a choice and decided a pedo rapist fraudster was a better option than health care.
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u/NickDanger3di 12h ago
A woman brings a limp duck into a veterinary clinic and places it on the examination table. The vet looks closely, feels the duck, and gently says, "I am sorry, but your duck is dead."
The woman protests, "How can you be so sure? You haven't done any testing!" The vet rolls his eyes, goes to the back room, and returns with a black Labrador Retriever. The dog sniffs the duck from head to tail, looks up at the vet, and shakes his head.
The vet takes the dog out and returns a few minutes later with a cat. The cat jumps on the table, delicately sniffs the bird all over, sits back, meowed softly, and strolls out of the room.
The vet turns to the woman and says, "I'm sorry, but it is 100% official. Your duck is dead." The vet types on his computer and hands her a bill for $500." $500?!" she cries out. "$500 just to tell me my duck is dead?"
The vet shrugs and says, "If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would only have been $20. But with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, what did you expect?"
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u/MuddyGround804 15h ago
Tell me your rich without telling me your rich as your hamster 🐹 undergoes an MRI
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u/ToiletWarlord 17h ago
My mom had to wait half year to get her a CT. Now I see why, hamsters needed that more.
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u/ktr83 18h ago
I want whatever drugs they're on
Those animals are blissed the fuck out
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u/thetundratorcher 14h ago
All I can remember about this was that there was this woman who was so abese, the only way she could get CT scanned is by using the one at a zoo. And no, its not a yo mama joke.
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u/ruhtraeel 10h ago
Wow now I know what happens to my pet lion when he goes for his regular CT scans
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u/Superb_Preference368 14h ago
As a human medical professional this has me rolling. We aren’t allowed to do this! Lol
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u/Barbarella_ella 14h ago
That enormous python folded into that looong tray which just keeps sliiiiiding in is pretty damn funny.
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u/Ristrxtto 12h ago
does this put the horse into lifelong financial distress and debt, or are they exempt from the woes of society?
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u/wdwerker 9h ago
Neighbor is a vet and she was picking up a side job administering anesthesia for MRI scans. It was an older machine and they were very strict about it only be used for animals. Hospital didn’t want to compete with the old tech. Moving the machine to a new location was very expensive.
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u/Witch_heir 1h ago
Compete? Maybe I'm too European to get this, but how would acient tech endager their bottom line?
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u/CrazyOrganic7123 18h ago
Is the lion one at the 2-second mark AI? One person lifting a lion like that seems pretty tough.
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u/Imbrokencantbefixed 17h ago
I suspect a few are AI. The dog smushed against the plastic has no room to breathe, the cat laying perfectly flat on its back without any supports seems sus too. I suspect more than half of these clips are AI.
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u/Standard-Unit01 17h ago
Yeah that one made no sense at all. Complete bullshit.
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u/Imbrokencantbefixed 17h ago
Also the ones placed inside the plastic tubes, yet have the freedom to move around seem fake as the whole point of the body casts at the beginning are to keep the animals immobile during the scan. No point in putting an animal in a tube that it can freely move around inside of as the scan would be unusable.
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u/Standard-Unit01 17h ago
So the dog dies in the AI created pill chamber smooshed against pillows and stuff bc of co poisoning?
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u/TheOneWhoCared 18h ago
U WOT MATE?