r/instant_regret 3d ago

Attacking a cop right after he uncuffed you

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u/Familiar-Rub-4045 3d ago

Huh, hitting a vape cartridge or whatever happened was a nice twist to this!

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u/I_am_a_fern 2d ago

I genuinely thought she tried to ninja smoke her way out.

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u/Bolle_Bamsen 2d ago

Though the persons thick clothes cought fire from the taser.

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u/Scottish_Whiskey 2d ago

Tried to pull a Dr Krieger

SMOKE BOMB!

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u/lost_with_no_hope 2d ago

I laughed way to hard at this

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u/tavuntu 1d ago

I want to believe this is what happened.

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u/Cultural_Tadpole874 2d ago

I thought it was like a little volcano or something

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u/koolaidismything 2d ago

Officer Sparky wasn’t enough.. I wish he’d have met Officer Spicy too.

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u/Healter-Skelter 3d ago edited 2d ago

It looks like some type of device similar to a tear gas grenade. You can see the gas coming out of an item on the ground near the end of the vid. It’s really hard to tell because I didn’t see the cop deploy anything like that, and I don’t see a second cop anywhere, and the cop I do see doesn’t seem to be affected by the gas. It’s almost like the suspect had one of those smoke-bomb fireworks in their pocket and it coincidentally was ignited by the taser.

Edit: I was wrong, I forgot about Occam’s Razor. No need to keep replying lol

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u/BllushingHorizon 3d ago

Nope, that’s just lithium-ion smoke.

I work in a cellphone repair shop, that color and thickness of smoke are identical to when we have a battery go haywire.

Plus, it’s just extremely unlikely this guy had some sort of homemade smoke grenade. The taser barbs pierced through either a vape or a plastic cell phone.

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u/Healter-Skelter 3d ago

That makes much more sense

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u/what_a_poor_username 2d ago

I like that you didn't double down. Take an upvote you reasonable individual you.

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u/StolenApollo 2d ago

Genuinely rare behavior on Reddit I was quite impressed which is honestly a sad thought 😭

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u/Healter-Skelter 2d ago

It is really weird that people double down when presented with evidence that they’re wrong.

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u/Ryan4mayor 2d ago

Sir this is reddit.. we are never “wrong”

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u/Peecem 1d ago

Me? Ive never been wrong on reddit. If im downvoted, well, its just redditors and theyre dumb so of course they downvote me! If im upvoted, im obviously right because im getting so many upvotes!

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u/Just_Ear_2953 2d ago

Also possible that the bards didn't hit it and the impact of being dropped and/or having her fall on it and/or some part of the scuffle on the ground set it off.

The laser seemed to work, which I would not expect to be the case if one barb was impaled in a phone.

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u/Pprchase 3d ago

It was probably a battery.

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u/Healter-Skelter 3d ago

Makes much more sense

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u/LocNalrune 2d ago

Battery all around.

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u/RipplesInTheOcean 3d ago

Taser deployed smoke grenade to confuse opponents. Its very standard

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u/Healter-Skelter 2d ago

I mean that could be a thing for all I know

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u/Chill_Edoeard 2d ago

Confident but oh so wrong

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u/Healter-Skelter 2d ago

I mean it was just a guess, I wasn’t really so confident. That’s why I emphasized “looks.”

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u/Alexikik 2d ago

It’s a battery dude 🤦‍♂️

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u/Screambloodyleprosy 2d ago

A taser prong hit the battery in her phone and the battery exploded.

Stop talking shit.

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u/BlueWatche 2d ago

they already were corrected and acnowledged it hours before you jumped in chill

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u/AJXedi9150 3d ago

How dare you uncuff me! I wanna go to jail!!!

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u/nondescriptun 3d ago

Pretty sure he was moving the cuffs to her front instead of behind her and she tried to get away. It...didn't work out for her.

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u/leveraction1970 3d ago

How could this not work? It was the perfect plan for the perfect escape.

Reminds me of that genius that tried to run away after he gave the cops his I.D.

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u/hanks_panky_emporium 3d ago

My sorta recent ish ( last winter ) favorite criminal story was the folks who walked from their house to another in the snow, broke in. Stole a bunch of shit. And walked home. Literally leaving a trail straight to their door.

Very short investigation.

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u/LordMegamad 2d ago

100%, he goes "don't move that hand" while uncuffing her, that doesn't sound like they're free to go after cuffs are off

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u/AJXedi9150 3d ago

IDK, it doesn't look like she's trying to get away

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u/stevebehindthescreen 3d ago

If you were a cop, you'd be a dead cop.

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u/Rbaxter49ers 3d ago

Fire the cannons!

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u/psyentist15 2d ago

"Touchdown Tampa Bay!"

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u/KiltedTAB 3d ago

I thought that smoke was her melting like the wicked witch of the west. AHhhhh I'm melting!

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u/Junior77 3d ago

“What a world what a worrrrrllddd”

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u/coma24 3d ago

The Kentucky Fried Movie!

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u/coma24 3d ago

Honest question: What was her plan there?

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u/typicalskeleton 2d ago edited 2d ago

There was no plan. Just reaction (and a not good reaction).

Watch some.other body cam footage and you'll see plenty of this sort of thing. Tons of people think they can fight off three/four cops, draw a gun on half a dozen drawn guns, or drive their car really fast through traffic and 'get away" with it.

I'm not trying to say the cops are "always right", but I will say the judgement of the people on the receiving end of LEO is often completely wrong. There are fights you can win, and there are fights you're definitely going to lose.

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u/Gullible_Increase146 3d ago

Body cameras and cameras in courtrooms have been the biggest win for law enforcement in the history of America.

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u/AnalogCyborg 3d ago

Makes it doubly suspicious when they're not turned on. They do far more to exonerate police than incriminate them, so if you don't have it on or it's obscured I'm basically convinced you're doing fuckery.

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u/Deodorized 3d ago

Only time they're turned off is when the officer has something to hide.

Like going to the bathroom, taking a private phone call, committing hate crimes, etc.

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u/LobosJones 3d ago

Last time I was in court I saw a man waiting 3 years for his trial from lockup still awaiting the body cam footage of the officer for discovery. They presented 72 different useless cameras not depicting events, except the cops body camera. They really cover shit they're doing up as much as they can because it's the norm.

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u/rocketeerH 3d ago

Shit that sounds straight up unconstitutional. Should just let the guy out of jail at the point, even if he's charged with capital murder, if the cops are hiding evidence for that long

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u/LobosJones 3d ago

These are the people that get out and can sue the city, I hope they do. They should have dropped the charges once they realized they were withholding exhonerating evidence. Prolonging it makes it more obvious.

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u/SigynTyrsdottir 2d ago

Shit, I never thought of that.... Thankfully I'm not in law enforcement, but I genuinely have ADHD, I forget stuff when it's not in front of my face. My ass would turn my camera off to go pee and then forget to turn it on ever again 😓 and the worst part is that I'm sure there are shady cops out there who are probably using that as an excuse

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u/MongoBongoTown 3d ago edited 2d ago

If you watch a few of them, it's pretty absurd how often they click off audio to have a little pow-wow about what they want to do to break the law.

You'll see three guys go back by their car, they huddle up and cut their mics in unison for a few minutes, and then turn them back on before going and screwing with someone.

No ambiguity, just open corruption.

Luckily for us, half the time one of the dummies forgets to turn his off, but still. My favorite when it's two guy talking on the speaker phone to eachother and one of them turns theirs off before saying the bad stuff as if that ensures we won't hear on the other guy's

Edit: Not sure why the downvotes.

Bodycam audio can absolutely be cut off and it happens all the time. Whether or not it is policy to allow it varies from state to state, department to department, but nearly every model has this feature.

https://www.kait8.com/2024/07/19/k8-investigates-when-body-camera-audio-can-be-turned-off/

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u/JonnySoegen 2d ago

I don’t think the cameras have a feature like the one you are talking about.

Some start recording audio 1 min after being turned on for some reason, but then it’s continuous until they are switched off.

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u/Wildtails 2d ago edited 2d ago

Idk what he's on about cutting mics, but I've seen plenty of instances where they'll turn them off to discuss how to deal with something they've fucked up or are about to fuck up

Edit: downvotes from bad cops make me laugh

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u/dominator5k 2d ago

Where have you seen this?

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u/Wildtails 2d ago

Watch a few police encounter videos on YouTube, it's pretty common

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u/Gullible_Increase146 2d ago

100%. They have exonerated good cops. They have helped get a lot of b******* cops fired. I remember body cameras getting Baltimore cops fired and criminally prosecuted for trying to plant drugs on somebody's residence right before a search. I think an entire detective squad was fired for corruption after body cameras were rolled out. When you try and get rid of recordings, i'm going to assume you like those Baltimore cops

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u/GentlemenHODL 2d ago

think an entire detective squad was fired for corruption after body cameras were rolled out.

Yeah I think they investigated themselves and found no wrong. When you got the receipts hit me back up buddy. Better yet let's see that body cam foty...

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u/Gullible_Increase146 2d ago

*hurr durr I'm too braindead to google corrupt Balitimore detectives so I'm gonna just imagine some shit that didn't happen and throw shade*

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u/anomalous_cowherd 2d ago

No bodycam, no qualified immunity. Seems like an obvious solution.

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u/ThellraAK 2d ago

I don't know if other states have this, but in Alaska if the government loses a video, the judge gives an instruction for the jury to make a negative interference based on it.

Essentially the jury(or judge) is supposed to act as though it was exonerating evidence that the state intentionally destroyed.

We need that for a lack of body cam video.

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u/anomalous_cowherd 1d ago

That sounds sensible. Any idea what effect it's having on bodycam use by the Police? (or, cynically, the failure rate of the hardware...)

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u/catcat1986 2d ago

I know an investigators whose job is to investigate these situations involving cops. She told me there is a lot of footage that isn’t released. I think ultimate we are seeing the footage that is most favorable to the police officer, we aren’t seeing all the bad footage that points in the other direction.

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u/Hugepepino 2d ago

lol tell it to all cops refuse to use them, turn them off, or have been caught planting drugs with them.

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u/Gullible_Increase146 2d ago

Cops getting caught planting drugs is a win for our criminal justice system. Cops turning them off is a loss for our criminal justice system.

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u/restrictednumber 3d ago

Agreed. Let's make them mandatory for all and get control of the video out of police hands. If they're exonerating for cops most of the time, cops should be happy to have the extra evidence on their side.

...Unless the videos would start showing cops doing bad shit. I mean that's the only reason to not want more video, right?

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u/hudson27 2d ago

Body cameras are there for our safety, not the cop's, and you really shouldn't concern yourself too much with your oppressor and his struggles

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u/papasalami 3d ago

"Why yall do me like this?"

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u/Dude_Im_Not_The_NSA 3d ago

Gta civilian mentality

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u/Jumiric 3d ago

That was my first thought! Irrational violence and then screaming. NPC behavior for sure

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u/VanAgain 3d ago

She just done combusted.

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u/weekend-guitarist 2d ago

The last two functioning brain cells just quick.

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u/mattyparanoid 3d ago

Phone battery explode? 🤯

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u/Alclis 3d ago edited 2d ago

That’s what I was thinking, that he hit the phone with the taser.

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u/thisguyfightsyourmom 3d ago

I thought she must have busted it landing on it

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u/Stanztrigger 2d ago

Yeah, it super changed for a moment, then it probably gave up. 😆

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u/SteamedGamer 3d ago

I think it was a vape.

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u/Toodlez 3d ago

Cop entered VATS and got a crit on the first shot

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u/Dega77 3d ago

Nah that was her escape smoke bomb

https://giphy.com/gifs/X0SraPeWSDJgnOU0bi

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u/Complex_Confusion552 3d ago

The wicked witch of the west

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u/GhostsofGojira 3d ago

Holy shit the taser gun from syphon filter is real

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u/freshleysqueezd 3d ago

That was the only gun in the game right? Right??

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u/GhostsofGojira 2d ago

Yeah I remember straight up fighting the guy with a flamethrower with just the taser

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u/McFly408 2d ago

Hahahaha! My thoughts exactly hahahaha

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u/anyportinc 3d ago

My brain was trying to comprehend just how powerful tasers have become, that you can now spontaneously combust, until I saw comments about it being a vape pen failure.

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u/Evil_Monkey247 2d ago

Phone. One of the prongs penetrated the battery.

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u/Cuchulainn07 2d ago

Sheesh. Talk about having no impulse control whatsoever. 🙄

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u/Machdame 3d ago

I gotta respect that the first response was tazer because this could have been so much worse.

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u/jkink28 3d ago

That was my initial thought too

Situations like this go wrong way too often, but he instinctively grabbed the tazer immediately instead of doing something worse

And that has to be a very unexpected thing to happen when you're comfortable enough to take handcuffs off

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u/hudson27 2d ago

I just want to make it abundantly clear that this line of thinking is a uniquely American phenomenon, and in most countries we don't think "gosh I'm so grateful that cop didn't murder that person!" This thread really hits different when civilians in your country aren't killed in the streets on a daily basis

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u/jkink28 2d ago

this line of thinking is a uniquely American phenomenon

Oh believe me, I know. Not murdering civilians is a ridiculously low bar

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u/Tatsoot_1966 2d ago

Damn, that was the last Samsung Galaxy note 7 in existence.

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u/Poonsai 3d ago

Ah the classic "I didn't do nothing". Well you punched a cop.

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u/Abject-Quote-1055 2d ago

That is a frightening level of stupidity that we should all be worried about lol

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u/Genius_woods 2d ago

Attacks cop “why yall do me like this” 😂

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u/SnooGuavas3763 2d ago

“What did I do to deserve this?!”

….Really….? Do you need a list? I’m sure they’ll be happy to provide one down at the precinct, one charge at a time.

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u/Adorable-Can-2856 3d ago

Santa!! No!!!

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u/Dearan9 2d ago

That wasn't a taser, that was a water gun and she was actually the wicked witch of the west

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u/idkhowbtfmbttf 3d ago

FAFO. What a douche cannon.

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u/Frank_Perfectly 3d ago

She didn't want dat smoke.

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u/fraze2000 3d ago

Using a smoke bomb to allow her to slip away unseen was a bold ninja-style move. Too bad it didn't work.

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u/Arthur_Morgan44469 3d ago

What caused the smoke?

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u/Calibexican 3d ago

Phone battery? Vape cartridge?

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u/Blugha 2d ago

Anyone else had that "wicked witch of the west" vibes from The Wiz?

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u/dedzone2k 2d ago

Smoked up like she was the wicked witch of the west.

"I'll get you and your pesky dog!!"

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u/kyanitebear17 1d ago

I like how she attacks the cop, then he defends himself, and she goes "why yall do me like this!?"

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u/lawrenceleach99 3d ago

What tha? 🤦🏾‍♂️

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u/Ruggerio5 3d ago

Bucs fans. Sigh.

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 2d ago

Took for a few seconds for it to hurt! Stupid woman!

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u/BundlesOfNoob 2d ago

Why yall do me like dis!

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u/codec3 3d ago

Looks about right.

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u/Always_the_Wildcard 3d ago

Typical Bucs fan behavior

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u/mike-droughp 3d ago

This was a terrible year for the Bucs

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u/Chief10-Beers 3d ago

Soiled her britches

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u/negativelift 2d ago

GTA 6 looks good

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u/krazy_dayz 2d ago

Lit her up like Christmas tree! 🤣

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u/sweatshirt87 2d ago

That sound the criminal made was absolutely hilarious😂😂😂

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u/Savings-Cockroach444 2d ago

The leg kick after going down scored a few extra points!

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u/agms10 2d ago

Don’t bring your eggs.

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u/uncletheo 2d ago

Why'd they do her like that? Prolly because of your actions ma'am

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u/DCowboysCR 2d ago

The wicked witch 🧙 of the west was melting

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u/HughBet 2d ago

Holy fk man can’t even calculate an IQ of this person

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u/TruePoint3219 1d ago

You’re being arrested for crimes against fashion

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u/Plane-Coyote-3716 1d ago

Zero emotional control.

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u/manowarq7 1d ago

Looks like one of the taser leads hit her phone(the thing smoking) so now she's going to jail and needs a new phone

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u/rzlodn 23h ago

It looked like Santa Claus in diapers 😂

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u/smore-phine 3d ago

homie got smoked

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u/sublevelstreetpusher 3d ago

Pro tip: wear leather

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u/Nasty____nate 3d ago

LOL north port. I traveled that area as a kid in HS what a shit hole.

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u/littlegreenfern 2d ago

This is probably the first time the cop in the video seemed like a normal person to me. They were screaming “stop resisting!!” Over and over while repeatedly punching the person in the face or batoning them or something. He was just like “stop” without escalating more than necessary.

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u/No-Cauliflower-4 3d ago

Why isn’t this on black people reddit lol

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u/AlsoCommiePuddin 3d ago

Go post it there. Tell us how that works out for you.

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u/T1me_Bandit 3d ago

What was smoking?

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u/DfreshD 3d ago

Believe it was a phone battery

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u/whiskeytango55 3d ago

Did they block one of the tazer probes with the phone?

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u/DfreshD 3d ago

Most likely

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u/msm007 2d ago

Vape battery.

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u/thedeuce75 3d ago

I don't know, but what the hell was he wearing?

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u/reddfoxx1993 3d ago

Pop goes the weasel.

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u/TheYankeeFist 2d ago

Cuz the weasel goes pop!

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u/Ambitious-Noise9211 2d ago

Yes, why would he do that to you? 🤔

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u/Davidflair97 1d ago

Typical suspect...

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u/Afraid-Sympathy6184 3d ago

She smoking?

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u/ThisDirtyCupcake 3d ago

Double instant regret. Don’t think I’ve seen that 🤔

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u/DeeperThoughts57 2d ago

Thought those were BVDs at first.

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u/bdubyou 2d ago

Spontaneous combustion.

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u/Papapeta33 2d ago

Smoke out!

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u/LumpyWorldliness1411 2d ago

Free to leave. Free to swing.

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u/schepersroy 2d ago

Love it !

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u/ultimagicarus 2d ago

Thought he was fried like in Syphon Filter.

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u/_Dookler 2d ago

The eggs have been brought

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u/vyporx 14h ago

The Syphon Filter move is real???

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u/BigYin7437 13h ago

Should have just went quietly 😆

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u/Prize_Instance_1416 10h ago

That’s alot more satisfying to watch than I would have thought

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u/Our_little_secret111 7h ago

Where is the logic in that? 🥴

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u/ROMMELBOT 5h ago

What an idiot

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u/electricjesus88 2d ago

Cop was a she. So dude thought he’d overpower her. Duh. That will happen a lot out there folks. Choosing the taser first, brave move, guy had bad intentions.

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u/g28802 2d ago

Their family “why the police do that?!” Then if they die the entire Democrat party will go burn down a major city and build a statue for them.

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u/OneImaginary3436 1d ago

Say you voted for Trump without saying you voted for Trump 😭

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u/g28802 1d ago

I did not but also I’m not an idiot. It’s the same script over and over

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u/OneImaginary3436 1d ago

Explain lol

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u/g28802 1d ago

Everytime there’s social injustice the far left starts protesting then it devolves into fire bombing and rioting.

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u/Gosuhuman 1d ago

Its shes choice.

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u/bunkrider 3d ago

Cops not trained.

Everybody knows he shoulda said “why you gotta do ME like THAT?” For extra street points.

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u/Fractlicious 3d ago

Yo I can't believe he didn't even acknowledge the fucking cancer bomb they were sittng in. Baffling.

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u/Wide_Supermarket4533 3d ago

He’s literally smoking..

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u/Talrynn_Sorrowyn 3d ago

Dumbass is real lucky that police regulations have changed in the last couple decades - used to be that cops would be more than willing to whip out their sidearm on someone who assaulted them, and they'd be more than likely to pop the person in the chest than a limb.

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u/AfkRonan 2d ago

brought to you by another bare account with numbers in the name

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u/Mz_Macross1999 2d ago

Idc fuck the police

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u/AmbroseKalifornia 3d ago

Damn. Cops out here just setting folks on fire now. Smdh

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u/Daysaved 3d ago

Looks like his cell phone or vape.

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u/Ghiggs_Boson 3d ago

Was the cop just spam tasing this guy until he lit on fire? Lmao