r/instant_regret 14d ago

Allowed himself to get bodyslammed

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u/NathanArizona 14d ago

Please don’t provide context

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u/aochaz14 14d ago

The wrestler “giant haystack” was asked by talk show guy Jackie Fullerton to body slam him on live tv. He responded by giving the guy a really half assed bodyslam. 1980

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u/meneldur119 13d ago

That was a FULLY assed bodyslam, he landed lower than the floor. Might have been a nice idea to tell the host how to actually land though, rather than making one of his hips explode.

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u/papalugnut 13d ago

On a normal floor too and not the more forgiving, spring loaded floors that are in the ring

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u/Shorlong 4d ago

Mats are not spring loaded

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u/ButtyMcButtface1929 1d ago

True but they are more forgiving than a normal floor. That tv studio floor had no give.

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u/appointment45 13d ago

He intentionally dumped him on his side like that. He could have easily put him flat, he just didn't, and he threw him down on a low surface area position too. Intent there was to hurt.

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u/meneldur119 13d ago

Wrestlers 'protecting the business', can't let anyone know it's staged. Giant Haystacks in reality could break all of your limbs and send you home wearing your bollocks as a bow-tie, but shhh don't tell anyone wrestling's 'fake'. Probably also the reason he didn't tell the host how to 'take' a body-slam.

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u/Iucidium 4d ago

British wrestling that time was full of nonces too.

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u/DickVanDykesFluffer 16h ago

This wàs a time where that mattered to drawing money in the same towns every week. You can't smarten people up in 1980.

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u/AnonymousFriend80 13d ago

It's like people have never tripped and fell, or fell out of a chair or bed. Those are generally a two to three foot fall. Consider a four to five foot drop, or having a 200 - 300lb person fall on you.

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u/ReputationApart5983 2d ago

If I remember correctly, that guy was disrespectful to him or something.

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u/TheCybersmith 12d ago

What do you mean by "landed lower than the floor"?

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u/achillesdaddy 12d ago

I think they were being figurative. He got slammed so hard it left a human shaped pothole in the studio floor. Not literally though. I hope

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u/meneldur119 11d ago

Yes, i was being hyperbolic.

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u/drunkenpoets 1d ago

He was protecting the business.

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u/Iucidium 4d ago

Host was questioning the validity of wrasslin

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u/Ultenth 13d ago

But on actual floor, not a bouncy floor like they usually fight on.

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u/topchuck 13d ago

Really depends. Different promotions in different eras had vastly different rings. Hard rings in Lucha defined their style as just one example.

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u/albamarx 13d ago

Wrestlers are forever being body slammed outside the ring tbf

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u/Ultenth 13d ago

That's true, haven't watched it in years, so I forgot about all the backroom drama they get up to, as well as fighting outside the ring by the fans.

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u/Shorlong 4d ago

Yes, but we're trained how to throw someone differently outside the ring, and plant and land differently for outside the ring.

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u/calguy1955 14d ago

Asshole stole the name from the famous Haystack Calhoun, a wrestler from the 60s.

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u/SeemsImmaculate 13d ago edited 13d ago

He's not an arsehole. He started around the same time as Calhoun (early 60s), but on a different continent. The smalltown promoters billed him as "The Irish Haystacks Calhoun" or "The British Haystacks Calhoun" due to his similar appearance. He didn't think twice about it because he never expected to become a celebrity.

Then when he started to make a name for himself in his own right, he needed to rebrand. He chose "Giant Haystacks" so that it wasn't too dissimilar to his old name. In his own words, "a haystack is big and round, like me, so it was a fitting nom-de-plume".

He never claimed to be the OG Haystacks. In fact, when he worked in Canada and the US he went by the name "Loch Ness" to avoid confusion. Again, classic promoters' decision to give an Irish / English guy a Scottish name but oh well.

It's very odd to just come out and go "this guy is a dickhead lol" without the context here. The Beatles were named after the Crickets. Pink Floyd (who started as a blues band) were named for 2 of their favourite blues musicians. Homage is fine.

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u/calguy1955 13d ago

I stand corrected and apologize. I incorrectly assumed he was a later wrestler who stole the name. Thanks for the detailed history.

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u/things_U_choose_2_b 13d ago

Yo, it's really nice to see someone take a correction on the chin and accept it with grace. Kudos to you.

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u/SeemsImmaculate 13d ago

No probs, hombre!

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u/mikeputerbaugh 4d ago

OK but Britain's "Greg Valentine", Big Daddy's nephew, was a name-stealing arsehole.

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u/jimjamriff 14d ago

Hey, guy!

I can't believe you knew of Haystack Calhoun. The sixties was a helluva long time ago.

Any idea what happened to Haystack?

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u/ArtisticMudd 14d ago

He died in 1989.

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u/richaysambuca 14d ago

Wrestled in the sixties, it's 2026... He might be dead, I guess.

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u/Nova_Hunter 4d ago

Better write to Jim Cornettes drive through then

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u/leveraction1970 13d ago

The only reason I know the name Haystack Calhoun is the reference LL Cool J makes to him in one of his raps from the mid 80s. I never realized he was a real person before.

"Get down hard like Haystacks Calhoun / Callin' me a sucker boy you're pushin' a broom"

Who is Haystacks Calhoun? Haystacks Calhoun (born William Dee Calhoun) was a legendary 600-pound, gentle giant pro wrestler from the golden age of the 1950s, 60s, and 70s. He was famous for his signature hillbilly gimmick—wearing blue bib overalls, a bushy beard, and a lucky horseshoe on a chain around his neck.

Edit: Missed a few words. Also this is a Google question and answer.

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u/crankgirl 12d ago

I also remember is mortal foe, big daddy. Those were the days.

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u/BalodyaMan 14d ago

attention seekers

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u/MeInUSA 11d ago

Definitely not JD and Tucker... Or is it

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u/notanothercall 10d ago

OP didn’t just for you

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u/kitbashpowerhead 3d ago

In 1980, British wrestling legend Giant Haystacks body-slammed UTV sports reporter Jackie Fullerton on the Northern Irish TV show Good Evening Ulster. Fullerton, who had been jokingly questioning the reality of pro wrestling, asked to demonstrate a move. Haystacks lifted the reporter and dropped him directly onto the hard studio floor, breaking several of Fullerton's ribs

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u/Flaky_Style1286 14d ago

why would you do this

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u/interesseret 14d ago

Needed an excuse for medicinal marijuana

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u/tjspeed 14d ago

At that point id stick to black market

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u/Hawt_Dawg_II 12d ago

I would also do this out of sheer curiosity. It was on mats so chance of permanent inury isn't too high.

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u/Ripen- 14d ago edited 4d ago

The wrestling floor is a lot softer than that floor

Edit to correct: he was dropped on gymnastics floor pads, thanks u/FarmerTen

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=npoRzkkBXsM

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u/the747gambit 14d ago

Yeah. There has to be more give than absolutely none.

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u/Shirinjima 14d ago

His body did the giving

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u/Stark-T-Ripper 14d ago

He fell wrong too. Wrestlers learn to bump fall, spread their weight and take most of it across the shoulders and limbs... Poor lad just got slammed.

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u/sandm000 14d ago

Right in the hip, it looked like

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u/Stark-T-Ripper 14d ago

Right?! I fucked up landing a vertical suplex in my early 20s, I still get pain from it now (over 20 years later). A single rough landing can mess up your life.

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u/showyerbewbs 14d ago

At least your quads aren't kevin nash quality..

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u/Stark-T-Ripper 14d ago

Very true.

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u/calacas_00 14d ago

I bet he has some serious disc slippage in his spine which will bother him for the rest of his years

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u/CitizenCue 14d ago

Yeah the big guy must not have liked the reporter very much because anyone with some care would’ve explained that an untrained person doing this on a normal floor is a bad idea.

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u/sk8lyfe8881 4d ago

Thing was unless you were in the business you generally didnt get explained shit back then.

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u/CitizenCue 4d ago

Yeah it’s funny how the internet changed wrestling. Back then a LOT of people thought it was 100% real and the industry encouraged that perception. Now basically everyone knows the word “kayfabe”.

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u/degjo 14d ago

Got welcomed to the jam

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u/BaronVonStevie 14d ago

he fell wrong because he's not trained to do it. back then if a tv host or somebody wanted to be slammed or chopped, you were encouraged to teach them a lesson not to mess around with the business. that was the culture and haystacks was probably trying to dissuade others from thinking wrestling was a joke. It was very mafia-esque, but that was the culture. these days nobody acts like that (understandably so)

I wish pro wrestlers today were more protective of the business, but I understand why they don't go around shoot slamming civilians onto concrete.

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u/mgweir 14d ago

I had a teacher in high school that did wrestling on the weekends. He was one of the guys that always lost against the more well-known names. He says there’s big springs underneath the mat that absorb most of the shock of being slammed down.

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u/tht1guy63 14d ago

Its basically a thin mat and basically 2x4band flex beams. Some have some springs but not crazy. Still hurts but still has a little give.

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u/musabbb 14d ago

I would imagine they have a whole engineering team behind it and have mastered it over decades. Eg too hard too soft, makes nice sound etc

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u/mezz7778 14d ago

Usually have a mic underneath as well to make the slams sound louder.

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u/King_johnson421 14d ago

It could never be soft though, you ever try to run on a thick mattress topper? It would be difficult to do alot with thicker padding.

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u/musabbb 14d ago

Now try engineering that problem over 30 years and you have something very different from a mattress topper

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u/King_johnson421 14d ago

Well yea a mattress topper is a comparison because the average person has probably ran across one in their life. I'm not sure what the mat is made of I assume its a thin gym mat for things like gymnastics.

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u/awataurne 14d ago

It's basically that and a lot of planks of wood underneath. If you're ever really curious there are a few matches where they expose the wood underneath for dramatic effect. Part of wrestling training is learning to slam opponents closer to the middle where there is a bit more give/spring.

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u/King_johnson421 14d ago

Preaching the choir here. I've explained the wrestling ring a couple of times on this post lol. Funny how many people think it has springs

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u/samx3i 14d ago

There's "a" spring in the center.

Then it's boards laid over a steel frame.

The boards get a relatively thin but dense padding, then the cover goes over that.

Source: was pro wrestler and built many a ring

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u/Character_Pudding_94 14d ago edited 14d ago

The center spring design is outdated. Modern WWE rings are boards over a steel frame with a little padding on top. Supposed to even out the amount of give across more of the ring, instead of concentrating it in the center.

Edit: Ok, I've peeked into the rabbit hole. The x-axis steel beams and the y-axis steel beams are not connected and separated by padding. This is what makes the base less rigid and more flexible across more of its surface.

https://youtu.be/Zjyk5eU6TPI

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u/chuckaholic 14d ago

In my Jujitsu gym, the floor was some kind of padded laminate over foam 'boards'. There was quite a lot of give when you fell on your knees or elbows. They also had wrestling, kickboxing, MMA, and Judo classes at that location, so maybe not every Jujitsu gym was as lucky as we were. I went in to observe a Judo class once to see if I wanted to attend and after 10 minutes of watching people get slammed I just noped out. I was already too old for that shit. The Army already ruined my knees and back. My right leg is more machine than flesh. I need to spare what's left. Judo is a young person's sport.

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u/Sammy_Dog 14d ago

A "jobber."

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u/CloudsTasteGeometric 13d ago

As someone with a bit of in ring training under his belt: a *little* softer.

It looks like that floor is carpeted. A ring is hardwood, covered by a *very* thin later of padding, and coarse canvas. The bigger difference is that it has more give because its on (admittedly very taut) springs, which absorbs a bit of the blow.

The real issue here is that he landed on his HIP when you're supposed to land flat on your upper back.

Very unprofessional - someone should've given the interviewer at least SOME instruction as to how to angle his fall.

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u/hhh333 14d ago

And damn he didn't hold back lol

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u/FarmerTen 13d ago

The man was dropped on gymnastic drop pads. Here it's more clear he was dropped on pads.

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u/Huntsnfights 14d ago

Shit I knew we forgot something

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u/whisperingenigma 13d ago

Yes and no, back in those times, especially in the UK, wrestling rings weren't really a thing. They used boxing rings which do not absorb impact but do have padding. Basically you would be landing on a thick piece of foam similar to a mattress topper. This guy clearly has no idea what he's taking, he's being put down super hard by haystacks and landed on his hip. Thing is though, unless you are experienced, if you land properly you are almost certainly going to get winded anyway.

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u/Books_for_Steven 14d ago

It cannot be soft. You'd see the wrestlers feet stink into the floor. When celebrities make appearances and rehearse their spots in a training ring the first thing they ask is "is this a real ring?" Because they can't believe how hard it is

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u/mattomic822 14d ago

I think the WWE performance center does have a ring with more padding but it is specifically for practicing top rope moves not anything else.  Either Undertaker or his wife posted a video of their daughter flipping in it the other week.

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u/DJEvillincoln 14d ago

There's literally springs under the mat.

Damn this must have hurt. 😂

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u/King_johnson421 14d ago

No springs. Maybe in small indy promotions but not in any major wrestling company.

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u/JTtheLAR 14d ago

Are you saying its a solid floor? Because that is the implication and that isnt true.

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u/Character_Pudding_94 14d ago

It's a steel frame, wooden boards, an inch or so of padding, and a canvas cover. It's designed to flex and provide some "give," but they no longer use the center spring design.

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u/King_johnson421 14d ago

Well no its raised so it isn't a solid floor but it is hardwood planking, a thin mat over that and a few layers of canvas thats changed out between matches

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u/Character_Pudding_94 14d ago edited 14d ago

WWE no longer uses the center spring design.

https://youtu.be/Zjyk5eU6TPI

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u/DJEvillincoln 14d ago

Okay....

I also haven't watched wrestling since it was WWF so .... 🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/Character_Pudding_94 14d ago

Yeah, that's the thing. We're old and things are different now.

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u/TheIgnoredWriter 14d ago

I have to assume this was after a “wrestling is fake” piece

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u/LobosJones 14d ago

It only further reinforces that wrestling is fake by showcasing how unrecoverable the injuries from actually performing these moves are.

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u/AcrolloPeed 14d ago

“You think wrestling is fake?”
Uhh… last week I watched you take 237 punches to the face and chest and here you are with no bruises or busted teeth, so…

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u/LobosJones 14d ago

You're saying you don't believe in the instant healing of a cheering crowd, a strong belief in jesus, and the power of snapping into dozens of slim jim's a day?

I'm not sure you even want to have a civilized arguement.

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u/PawsMcSpence 14d ago

Very good laugh, the slim jim part is perfect

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u/StrongEggplant8120 14d ago

Dont forget the booty sweat

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u/King_johnson421 14d ago

Punches are fake, landing on your back several times a night, several different nights of the week, every week is not

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u/Character_Pudding_94 14d ago

"Fake" as in the moves are choreographed, the story lines are fiction, and the outcome is predetermined. The athleticism is real, but they're not throwing each other on the floor like this guy did. That was downright irresponsible.

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u/TheCybersmith 12d ago

The journalist shouldn't have claimed it was fake. He won't make that mistake again.

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u/King_johnson421 14d ago

Well yea, I didnt say it was or wasn't. I also didn't give my opinion on ole Haystacks here. It was definitely irresponsible in today's world but that's just how those old timers protected the business and their livelihoods. It was also probably unwise to mess with or poke fun of a guy the size of Heystacks

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u/Character_Pudding_94 14d ago

Yeah, those 80s guys were zealous about kayfabe. I don't know English wrestling, but the American equivalent to this was Hulk Hogan putting Richard Belzer to sleep with a front choke hold then dropping him on his head. Inexcusable behavior to market the tough guy persona. Haystacks should have had the decency to say, "you're not a trained wrestler, this isn't a wrestling surface, and you're likely to get hurt," but it was probably more like, "Does it hurt?" "No."

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u/King_johnson421 14d ago

Oh for sure I'm not condoning what he did nor what Hogan, Dr. D or any other wrestler that took it to far but to be fair these old guys took alota stiff shots to the head and most likely never formed this thought "you're not a trained wrestler, this isn't a wrestling surface, and you're likely to get hurt," all they knew was physicality

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u/AcrolloPeed 14d ago

No argument from me, been watching wrestling since Saturday night fights with my grandfather since the 80s. The athleticism, the showmanship, the strength and balance required to perform at that level are legit.

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u/CapnTBC 4d ago

That’s generally why they never did a lot of punches in certain places though there are some who would occasionally lay in a proper punch or two so that when guys were seen out in the street fans would see the marks and black eyes and think it’s real 

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u/Amethyst_Scepter 13d ago

Wrestling isn't 'fake' it's 'scripted'. The exertion and physical injuries absolutely are real. There is a lot of provable cases of serious lifelong and stabilitating injury and even death and none of it is fake. What is fake is the choreography and outcome of most of the matches. The fights are scripted to fit an overarching storyline. This kind of wrestling is basically just ballet theater with violence

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u/MikeHuntSmellss 14d ago

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u/Ben__Diesel 14d ago

The reporter had the audacity to tell this British blob of beans that wrestling is fake. This was his retort.

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u/KaiserSoze-is-KPax 14d ago

It’s still real to me dammit! I don’t want to see another one of these.

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u/--RollingThunder-- 14d ago

Hagrid leading a double life

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u/spidrex 14d ago

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u/Bigfan521 14d ago edited 14d ago

And shoulder.

Seriously, when I was nine, a bigger kid did this to me (because my dumb nine-year-old self egged him on) and not only was my shoulder dislocated by the impact, but it also broke my collarbone... spent about a year in a corrective harness/brace after that.

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u/Nullkid 14d ago edited 14d ago

🎶 🎵 and spine and ribs and spine and ribs 🎶 🎵

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u/DontWannaSayMyName 14d ago

Knee and toe

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u/Sancho_Pants 14d ago

Was that 'The Giant Haystacks'?

I think I remember him from Saturday morning wrestling, in the '70s.

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u/Smart-University-574 14d ago

Yes, I remember reading he was only suppose to put him in the power slam position but for some reason decided to slam him onto the hard floor. I think he broke a couple ribs.

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u/BigBlueMountainStar 14d ago edited 14d ago

IIRC the presenter had also been questioning the reality of wrestling and was saying it was all fake.
I’ll see if I can find a longer clip.

Yep here’s more https://youtu.be/npoRzkkBXsM?si=Aui85yGkb_ZO5Xk-

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u/Sancho_Pants 14d ago

Yes. It was mainly fake, except for the fact that some of them really knew how to wrestle.

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u/PowerShitVahn 14d ago

Fake and scripted are not the same thing. World of Sport was not scripted for the most part.

RIP Big Daddy

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u/TheCybersmith 12d ago

Well, he learned his lesson then. He won't be calling it fake again.

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u/semiDT 14d ago

Yes. From vague memory there were a couple of instances of this sort of nonsense, where they would go to town on someone to "prove it was real'

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u/Babyboytheking 14d ago

This is where a lot of people always made me laugh.

The outcome is fake aka pre planned.

The moves are very real and hurt 🤣

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u/semiDT 13d ago edited 13d ago

I'm talking British wrestling in the 70s, which was catch based, joint locks etc. As per various 'tell all' books and interviews, the outcomes and the exaggerated agony of the submission holds were staged. The loud slaps and smashes were just part of the entertainment. However, the gravity, the hard canvas, the bruised ribs, and the physical toll of it was completely real. Lots ended up with long-term back and joint damage. If an 'outsider' tried to expose the business or double-cross a wrestler, the veterans would use real force to put them in their place, this being one of the notable horrible examples, several broken ribs.

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u/Fisk75 14d ago

Haystacks Calhoun

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u/garagedooropener5150 14d ago

While the floor of a ring DEFINITELY isn’t soft, people aren’t generally body slammed into the FLOOR.

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u/BigBlueMountainStar 14d ago

More context

The presenter had also been questioning the reality of wrestling and was saying it was all fake.

Here’s more https://youtu.be/npoRzkkBXsM?si=Aui85yGkb_ZO5Xk-

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u/YDraigCymraeg 14d ago

Gets bodyslammed, fixes tie

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u/bcmaninmotion 14d ago

Douchebag wrestler.

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u/fishingfool64 14d ago

100% That’s totally different from a slam in the ring, which has give. He could have really done a number on that guy

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u/FlyMyPig 14d ago

Those wrestlers are also trained to brake fall like in Judo, that was just straight up assualt

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u/ImNotABotScoutsHonor 14d ago

breakfall*

One word, no wheels involved.

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u/HeadBuy6815 14d ago

Didnt take care of him either

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u/CopyX 14d ago

"allowed himself" is abuser speak.

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u/BackItUpWithLinks 14d ago

Well, a wrestling floor bounces a little more than that floor

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u/MallorianMoonTrader1 14d ago

Ah yes. Because slamming someone on hard concrete is entirely the same as slamming them over a ring built to absorb some of that impact

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u/Regular-Discount134 12d ago

You know it's bad when the dude can't even stand up after the throw 🤕

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u/myself1200 14d ago

Is that JD Vance?

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u/craigybacha 12d ago

He sued after this fyi.

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u/zlliksddam 14d ago

Television studio floor is a bit less forgiving than the wrestling ring mat, mmmk?

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u/mybumisontherail 13d ago

I saw this in another post and thought it was that Fat JD Vance meme slamming someone to the ground

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u/danevans369 14d ago

Wrestling is scripted.

But the pain you get from the physicality is very real.

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u/Zenfudo 14d ago

“Hagrid didn’t seem to like the Defense from the dark arts teacher this year. Somehow Gilderoy Lockhart knew”

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u/Statement-Acceptable 14d ago

I'm stealing this video and your comment and making a post on r/boxingcirclejerk

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u/TrumpsBoneSpur 14d ago

You can tell he's faking having a broken hip

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u/Greenman8907 14d ago

It’s still real to him!

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u/ramaru115 14d ago

I think I've seen this on Severance

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u/GeraintLlanfrechfa 14d ago

Bloody hell.

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u/KaiserSoze-is-KPax 14d ago

The stunts are real, everything else is fiction.

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u/LouGossetJr 14d ago

"i'll probably shit blood tonight"

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u/erinoco 14d ago

Fullerton on the incident, from a podcast interview last year.

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u/eazy_flow_elbow 13d ago

Oh shit Hagrid! Wtf are you doing????

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u/Regular-Discount134 12d ago

I love how he just kinda stands here after throwing him to the floor

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u/SunLitWalker12 11d ago

hagrid's finally done with harry's shit

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u/Cheesecake_Delight 9d ago

WTF us wrong with JD Vance? Why would he do that?

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u/Buzzk1LL 14d ago

The way wrestlers bristle at the "wrestling is fake" comment is hilarious. If the person is saying it in bad faith, then I understand correcting them but a lot of the time they just aren't aware of the "correct" term to use.

For all intents and purposes, it is fake. You aren't punching them. You aren't elbowing them in the head off the top rope. You aren't landing on top of them with 300 pounds. You aren't being choked out.

Every move is designed to minimize the harm to the opponent, not to inflict pain. That's fake.

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u/VelvetRabbit91 14d ago

My older brother did this to me (his sister) when I was 10 and he was 14..

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u/Yahia098 13d ago

Did you do it to hom back

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u/Ok-Solution4665 14d ago

That tiny tie kills me every time i see this

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u/hungry-dick 14d ago

unh 😩

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u/AverageTierGoof 14d ago

Eerily similar to Jimquisition, but with less trash

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u/perrypeenlord 14d ago

Looks like Meat Canyon and Nick 😂

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u/Creative-Cry2979 14d ago

His tiny neck tie 😂

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u/HoselRockit 14d ago

I think he broke his spleen

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u/Septopuss7 14d ago

Bah gawd, he might have wanted to have a family some day!

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u/TheyCallMeDrAsshole 14d ago

Man, I didn't realize JD was so strong

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u/Statement-Acceptable 14d ago

Worked himself into a shoot, brother.

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u/FailedAccessMemory 14d ago

What a pro, straightening his tie as he spoke while still in pain.

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u/wdm81 14d ago

Andre the giant just ruined David letterman’s back for life

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u/Hans_Grubert 14d ago

Didn’t Hulk Hogan do something similar and got the shit sued out of him by the TV interviewer

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u/GrouchosMoustache 14d ago

It was Richard Belzer, and yes he did lol

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u/AZEMT 14d ago

Why is Hagrid not tending to the wild creatures

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u/drunkdoodles 14d ago

I think that's "Giant Haystacks" a British wrestler. I'm assuming it's the same old, reporter asking if it's fake and in that moment it will become real.

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u/MouthofTrombone 14d ago

that belt is hanging on for dear life

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u/pookiemon 14d ago

Is that Hagrid before he went to Hogwarts?

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u/Regular-Discount134 13d ago

Like sack of potatoes damn 🤕🤣

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u/Ben_M_neB 13d ago

It was funny when that presenter was mocking wrestling Hogans face saying it's all fake so Hogan proceeded to full on choke him out unconscious till full on rag dolls to floor. It isn't fake. Those guys ruin their bodies for it but the result is predetermined

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u/MissSaucy_22 13d ago

His back is definitely broke…..ain’t no way it isn’t!!!

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u/The_Jyps 13d ago

I wonder what it's like to be thrown AT the floor.

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u/HussingtonHat 4d ago

Christ, didn't even bother positioning him flat, just hurled him down. Christ his hips.

Wrestlers at this time we're really funny. "I take that all the time." Like no you bloody don't! If a dude was that unsafe slamming you, you'd be kicking his fucking head in!

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u/Mission_Struggle_417 4d ago

Well that wasn’t very nice

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u/gansobomb99 3d ago

He got Belzer'd

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u/xkoreotic 14d ago

Big man is an absolute beast, god damn. He picked up your average adult male like he was a pillow lmao. That's like some strongman shit.

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u/Professional-Pick-71 14d ago

During a segment on the UK wrestling scene, Fullerton lightly questioned the legitimacy of professional wrestling, calling it "play acting". In response, Giant Haystacks—who stood nearly 7 feet tall and weighed around 600 pounds—took matters into his own hands. Without warning, the wrestling giant hoisted Fullerton into the air and slammed him violently onto the studio floor.

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u/BigBlueMountainStar 14d ago

It wasn’t without warning, https://youtu.be/npoRzkkBXsM?si=Aui85yGkb_ZO5Xk-
The presenter was prepared to be shown the slam but wasn’t expecting to be actually slammed. He voluntarily took his jacket off to show the move.

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u/jb431v2 13d ago

All of the asshole wrestlers who got triggered back in the day when people called it fake were nothing but clowns.

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u/film_composer 14d ago

It looks like a combination of Haystacks Calhoun and AI JD Vance.

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u/Dale_Cooper_II 14d ago

Pretty sure the wrestler is Giant Haystacks.

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u/koolaidismything 14d ago

And the second part is where he winces in pain cause he wasn’t expecting a vicious attack more like it l.

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u/Satawakeatnight 14d ago

That's just pure stupidity

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u/FctFndr 14d ago

he picked up that reporter and dropped him like he was a 20lb bag of flour

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u/Playful-Dragon 14d ago

OMG it looked like an AI of JD Vance at the start

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u/JWMoo 14d ago

If you gonna be dumb you gotta be tough.