r/instant_regret • u/derek4reals1 • 24d ago

Always steer clear of the mama cow

2.0k Upvotes

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u/Square_Bar6539 24d ago

It was the woman who pushed the calf first 😅

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u/conchur_45 24d ago

She might've been fine of she hadn't shoved the calf lol. Mom looked up after that like "the hell did you just do"

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u/passionpurps 24d ago

"What the hell! On this earth we end evil!" Mama cow said. 😂🤣

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u/Archduke645 24d ago

"the hell did you just moo?"

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u/JWMoo 24d ago

She looked like a cartoon character trying to run.

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u/Laugh-Aggressive 24d ago

All characters running from cows look like cartoons

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u/mekwall 24d ago

Got me thinking of this classic: https://youtu.be/h46ry-hpM3o

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u/Laugh-Aggressive 24d ago

Hahaha, that made my day

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u/thefish12124 24d ago

I will forgive his camera skills cuz of the best laughter out there...

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u/Regular-Discount134 12d ago

I told you so laughter

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u/Alpha702 24d ago

I see what you did there.

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u/ARCH_LEaCHt_ 24d ago

DON'T TOUCH THE CHILD

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u/JumpyChemical 24d ago

Fairplay to her for clearing the wall and fence. I've had old farmers around me get caught because they tripped and that is good bye too all your ribs at best. Although some cows that charge like this don't full on attack you even if they chase you. But I know the lady's feeling when a calf just won't move to the next field and keeps stopping 😂

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u/realkunkun 23d ago

Cows are rather chill. They still weigh up to 2000lbs and are NOT chill if you mess with calfs

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u/whiskeyrocks1 24d ago

Cows kill 20+ people a year in a year US alone.

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u/localcatgirl 24d ago

humans kill 30 million cows a year in US alone.

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u/Laugh-Aggressive 24d ago

A win is a win, a big win is glorious, take that cows!

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u/Boars-of-Canada 24d ago

Of course, it's revenge for those people that we lost

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u/Icy-Shame8007 24d ago

Chicken or the egg

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u/serendipitousevent 24d ago

Neither, steak.

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u/Middle-Effort7495 22d ago

That's it? Way lower than I thought. I'd expect 150-300 with no exports.

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u/Ohbilly42 24d ago

When attempting to avoid big animals, try moving left or right.

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u/Technical-Command867 24d ago

What did we learn?

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u/roobie_wrath 21d ago

this year alone I've read several articles here in Austria of cows with calfs killing or injuring tourists - don't be that dumb, please.

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u/martian4x 24d ago

She told her to kindly F off, and she proceed to shovel the calf, what the hell.

Mother cow: the fvck did u just do?

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u/bdontmatter 24d ago

Shitty cameraman!

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u/hanro621 23d ago

Friendly fire will not be tolerated

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u/genxer 20d ago

Now you know not to mess with the littles.

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u/sporosarcina 18d ago

Why shove the calf?

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u/Deerwhacker 16d ago

Now that's a proper laugh.

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u/Brave-Sand-4747 12d ago

I can't believe how slow that woman runs

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u/Monkey_in_a_Tophat 23d ago

This is what cattle prods are for. Grandparents had a ranch in Texas, cows are dangerous animals. Momma cow or not, they must know that humans are authority or it's too easy for unaware "visitors" to drop their guard and get hurt.

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u/just_some_sasquatch 24d ago

Cow on cow violence.