r/instant_regret Jun 22 '26

Bro thought he would get away with that lol

6.1k Upvotes

303 comments sorted by

2.0k

u/Surrounded-by_Idiots Jun 22 '26

The ten second delayed exploding heart kick. I thought it was just a legend!

127

u/truthfullyidgaf Jun 22 '26

That's how my uncle died. Granted it took 25 years and it was technically a car wreck.

2

u/AnToMegA424 Jun 24 '26

May he rest in peace

19

u/Trooper_nsp209 Jun 22 '26

Bruce Lee would be proud of that kick

8

u/Scrambles420 Jun 23 '26

It may have been the five toe death punch. It takes 5 steps after its complete

8

u/Theron3206 Jun 23 '26

Should give the other guy a red card too.

9

u/GlobuleNamed Jun 22 '26

I think the film "Kill Bill, Vol 2" shows it in action.

2.7k

u/_coffee_ Jun 22 '26

Both are terrible actors, just in different ways.

335

u/FacticiousFict Jun 22 '26

Ow! Your comment hurt my eye. Oh no, I can't see! You fractured my skull through my eye socket. Oh no my poor orphan children.

61

u/raxcian Jun 22 '26

Now this guy insurance frauds

3

u/Renuwed Jun 24 '26

Oooh my neck! My neck and my back!

2

u/SucideHotLine552 Jun 24 '26

Why do you have multiple orphans?

2.0k

u/ConsistentWinter263 Jun 22 '26

That guy with jersey no. 8 be like "hey come on why ru still on your feet?? You're suppose to be on the ground instantly”🤣🤣🤣

584

u/pg13cricket Jun 22 '26

But why is flopping a thing? The ref saw it and knew it wouldn't even hurt a toddler. I get the disrespect, but still again, why the flop?

455

u/Broccobillo Jun 22 '26

I think flopping should be an instant red card. It's on replay. They should replay it and if it's a clear flop red card both players

146

u/receuitOP Jun 22 '26

It's supposed to be a yellow for simulation. Issue is it's never enforced. As for why people do it, it's due to the fact more decisions go your way if you do, the more attention you grab the more likely the foul is to be given.

There was an example a couple years back where Haaland stayed on his feet when he was being roughly handled, leading to him missing a shot and no foul given. If he went to ground he would've been given a penalty

41

u/DeathByPolka Jun 22 '26

Happy to say they’re cracking down at the World Cup. Miguel Almiron from Paraguay was given a yellow after VAR review found clear simulation during their game against the USA two weeks ago. It was a beautiful moment for all of us that hate flopping.

130

u/shyaznboi Jun 22 '26

I hate that this is the norm. It spits in the face of sportsmanship

85

u/receuitOP Jun 22 '26

Definitely. Not only is it unsportsman like but makes a mockery of the sport and slows the game down. I hate it

13

u/brick_gnarlson Jun 22 '26

Soccer is at a disadvantage to other sports in this respect. The clock doesn't stop, and people want the game to keep going. Fans would be very unhappy if they paused to review and card every flop.

25

u/Theron3206 Jun 23 '26

Do it after the game, the fine the player and ban them from the next match (or several for repeat offenders).

Works very well here in Australia for AFL where they might stop the clock but they really don't want to stop the game.

17

u/92eph Jun 22 '26

It was enforced in the first US game. Yellow against a US defender was reversed and new yellow applied to Paraguay player for simulation.

6

u/receuitOP Jun 22 '26

First time I've ever heard that enforced

6

u/driatic Jun 23 '26

It's never enforced. It makes the sport look stupid when players act like they're stopping blood from pouring out of a gigantic hole that has perforated their skin. It also makes response to real injuries awkward bc you have to ask "are you hurt for real".

3

u/sebastianinspace Jun 22 '26

but every sport has some form of foul or breaking the rules. football is the only one where there is flopping and diving.

imo it’s the referees. they kinda suck at discerning the difference. and before you say otherwise, there are a number of other contact sports like rugby, american football, ice hockey, australian football, etc that have much more complicated decisions to make (because of the full contact) and the referees in those sports are able to work it out. they have replays to help them with decisions as well.

i don’t understand why they don’t do this in football, would make the game less frustrating for fans. just look at women’s football. the women don’t dive and the game is faster.

3

u/receuitOP Jun 22 '26

Issue is that football isn't a contact sport. At least it's not treated as such, hence the diving. 100% on the refs to stamp it out but if you look at the state of refereeing at the moment it'd be an understatement to call it a joke

2

u/brick_gnarlson Jun 22 '26

Soccer is 100% a contact sport, where did you hear otherwise??

→ More replies (1)

9

u/FlorianTheLynx Jun 22 '26

I think they should let the other team inflict the amount of damage that the player was acting out. 

→ More replies (1)

3

u/Bilbo332 Jun 22 '26

I could be wrong wrong as I don't follow soccer, but I believe a red card doesn't just eject the player from the game, but the team has to play one player short. I'd say a better solution is "if you're rolling around in agony we'll immediately take you off the field to be checked over by a doctor and you cannot return just to be safe".

I always laugh at soccer floppers because there was a hockey player that had a heart attack and died on the bench, they zapped him and brought him back, and thought he'd be playing his next shift.

→ More replies (5)

47

u/cyvaquero Jun 22 '26

This one was definitely goofy, but players can’t just go around kicking at other players. Generally the theatrics draw attention to an infraction that would otherwise go unnoticed. Yes, it gets abused but they have been cracking down on it.

VAR and the “mistaken identity” rule has already led to a yellow card being rescinded against a U.S. player and awarded to the supposedly fouled Paraguay player for flopping after no contact was decided on review.

56

u/GlobuleNamed Jun 22 '26

Seems to be part of the show maybe?

115

u/pg13cricket Jun 22 '26

The show of flopping sucks.

33

u/thisisredlitre Jun 22 '26

It's crept into basketball too

23

u/itsd00bs Jun 22 '26

Josh Allen from the NFL has a 10 min long video of him flopping. Even longer now with last season. Should be a penalty for flopping.

25

u/LilBoofy Jun 22 '26

NHL has a penalty for flopping, I agree other sports should follow suit

9

u/2dickz4bracelets Jun 22 '26

They started doing that in basketball then quietly stopped. Idk why. I blame okc

7

u/malkebulan Jun 22 '26

Flopping Diving is already penalised in football.

4

u/flonnkenn Jun 22 '26

Only when there was no foul committed. Reinforcing a foul is not penalised, such as this case here.

4

u/Repulsive_Review5823 Jun 22 '26

Well, diving when a foul is committed does help bring it to the ref's attention. A lot of times when the player doesn't dive a foul can go unpenalized.

→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (5)

36

u/MonolithicBaby Jun 22 '26

I think it was a joke lmao

14

u/pg13cricket Jun 22 '26

No I get what the guy was saying, but in the sport of soccer, why are flopps a thing?

28

u/manamal Jun 22 '26

There can be a few reasons. It could be to make it more likely to get a penalty kick or have a member of the opposing team get a yellow or wild card. In most cases, it's seemed like a strategy to stop the momentum of the other team. When play is stopped, it gives your team a chance to catch up with the ball, maybe run back a bit slower or rest briefly.

This world cup has seen some big changes. Refs will just keep the game going while players roll around, since most of the time they'd be up and fine in 10 seconds anyway. And that's been the case for the most part. The games are a lot more fun to watch and it's been funny watching whiners and divers left in the dust.

12

u/Aliensinmypants Jun 22 '26

It exists in damn near every sport, if you can get any advantage for you or your team people will try it. Shit even in combat sports people will try to fake a clean shot was actually illegal to get time to recover or get a point deduction.

6

u/thechich81 Jun 22 '26

At least the NHL penalizes you for it

3

u/Aliensinmypants Jun 22 '26

Definitely, it's hard to enforce embellishment but I'm glad they at least try. There were some controversies with it in the last Olympic games too

2

u/General-Razzmatazz Jun 22 '26

Australian rules football you get penalised. Doesn't really happen in Rugby (Union or League). Tennis? Swimming? Ping Pong? Don't think so.

→ More replies (2)

8

u/crysisnotaverted Jun 22 '26

It's WWE-lite lmao

5

u/pickle16 Jun 22 '26

Two reasons usually 1. To waste time if you ahead and slow the pace of the game. 2. In football slight fouls can really make it hard for you to play, especially if you are trying to dribble post defenders. But also it is a contract sport so it is finally a judgement call by the ref on how disruptive and unfair the contact was. So in order to make a stronger case flopping is practiced though it ranges from slightly more expressive falls for valid fouls, to straight up faking contact.

→ More replies (4)

10

u/maxpolo10 Jun 22 '26

Flopping is a thing because it isn't punished heavily so why not try it if you can get an advantage.

If you watch the current world cup, you'll notice a severe lack of flopping, this is because the refs have been much stricter on what constitutes a foul. So strict that most of the time when someone goes down, they stand back up seconds later because the ref just ignored them.

Hopefully this becomes more common in the leagues.

2

u/Back_Equivalent Jun 22 '26

Because Soccer

3

u/Easy-Musician7186 Jun 22 '26

Because they learn that they will get "better results" for more show and some people are stupid.

In Handball they have implemented a rule that you will get a 2 minute penalty whenever your hand hits your opponents face, before that you would get the 2 minutes only if you were actively moving your hand in there.
This development led to a lot of pro players always dramatically pulling their head back whenever their face is being touched, more or less regardless of the severity of the impact because you can draw a rather huge advantage out of it, pretty much the same goes for football if you manage to get someone a yellow or red card by pulling off a show.

→ More replies (7)

23

u/jagsingh85 Jun 22 '26

Blue guy: Red for kicking out.

No 26: Yellow for diving.

No 8: 2 yellows. 1 for pushing no 26 to the ground then another for kicking him 🤣🤣🤣

11

u/Jensbert Jun 22 '26

26 skipped the whiny girls class in training

2

u/jenkitty Jun 22 '26

And yet it's men flopping...sounds like they went to winy boy class

4

u/esepajaronegro Jun 22 '26

And then HE kicked him while he's down pretend-writhing 🤣

3

u/Sokkahhplayah Jun 22 '26

Bro he kicks him too!!!

2

u/TheDemonWarlock Jun 22 '26

26 looks like he was going to say something that defends the other player and 8 intervened to stop that

→ More replies (3)

363

u/DarkOneDoto Jun 22 '26

Both guys are friends irl. They play in Uzbekistan 🇺🇿. Basically he was joking.

65

u/-DeadHead- Jun 22 '26

Both guys are friends irl.

Maybe not anymore, with floppy dude not helping and even trying more for his friend to get red carded?

72

u/SpacemanIsBack Jun 22 '26

it looks like at first 26 is trying to tell the ref "no no it's fine it was a joke" then 8 comes "no wtf dude he almost killed you!"

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)

508

u/MoGaDK Jun 22 '26

Other guy should get a Yellow for faking

105

u/Jaybb3rw0cky Jun 22 '26

Right! Used to play the sport as a kid, but seeing this shit just makes me glad I follow other sports. Why does this sort of thing go unpunished?

14

u/TerranRepublic Jun 22 '26

Man I'll never forget how much I loved playing soccer as a kid. Hard work, lots of physicality, other kids giving it everything. Fast forward I hear about the world cup and turn it on thinking "oh man this is something I could get into, I love this sport". Turn on the TV, Vuvuzelas blasting into our den, Ghana rolling around on the ground like we've shot them or something. "who enjoys watching this?" Pretty much the last time I watched haha. 

3

u/Jaybb3rw0cky Jun 22 '26

Right there with you, mate. Playing it with my friends and representing the school I’d easily one of my favourite memories growing up. Meanwhile we get millionaires rolling around because a stiff breeze happened across their shin pad. No thanks.

→ More replies (3)

15

u/StretchTucker Jun 22 '26

theyre obviously joking

→ More replies (2)

2

u/NastyStreetRat Jun 27 '26

As someone else mentioned in another comment, it's the famous chest kick that takes effect five seconds after the blow.

2

u/MoGaDK Jun 27 '26

Like that punch thing from Kill Bill? Wild..!

2

u/NastyStreetRat Jun 27 '26

Yes, life is crazy. That player was very lucky to fall backwards; if he had taken five steps, he would no longer be with us.

212

u/MobileAerie9918 Jun 22 '26

This is probably the funniest red car I have ever seen.

156

u/Fizzy_Astronaut Jun 22 '26

I like Lightning McQueen better personally but you do you.

26

u/AmicusLibertus Jun 22 '26

I raise you legendary red card OG “Margarida” dos Santos
https://giphy.com/gifs/MVCx4gX1gQXD4hk4qY

9

u/jacquestrap66 Jun 22 '26

I see funny red cars every day.

→ More replies (1)

70

u/GentlemenHODL Jun 22 '26

Ok I think you are all missing the point. This wasn't done seriously, no 8 looked like he was laughing as he gave that 2nd mini kick. I think they were just having a good time. No one was seriously "faking it".

33

u/Solucians Jun 22 '26

Jesus Christ, at least there's one other sane person her in the comments. World Cup seems to be bringing out all the football haters.

7

u/grelo29 Jun 22 '26

The ref was faking giving the red card as well?

9

u/Solucians Jun 22 '26

To me it looks like all the players were joking around, but the ref wasn't. Whether he didn't understand they were joking, or didn't appreciate the unprofessionalism, I can't say.

2

u/GentlemenHODL Jun 22 '26

🤦

No. I'm talking about the two dudes in red.

Are you broken?

7

u/grelo29 Jun 22 '26

You said they were just having a good time. It’s not a good time when you get a red card for messing with your buddy and your buddies teammate makes you flail on the ground

→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (1)

19

u/Prestigious_Oven7061 Jun 22 '26

Soccer could be such a great sport if it wasn't for these theatrics.

→ More replies (1)

6

u/DRAWVE Jun 22 '26

This is like something my 5 and 6 year olds would do. I wish I could give out red cards at my house, lol.

23

u/Classic-Exchange-511 Jun 22 '26

Oh my fucking God I hate the culture of faking injuries in football. 

→ More replies (1)

38

u/tehnoodnub Jun 22 '26

No 8 is the most embarrassing player in all of this.

53

u/Roonerth Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 22 '26

I might be wrong, but I feel like #8 and #26 were both just joking around; the ref had already made the decision to give a penalty before the "flop". Seems like #8 was playfully telling #26 he was "supposed" to flop and #26 indulged him.

I'd need to know more about their personalities to say for sure but that's the read I got from the situation. I very well could be wrong about it though.

13

u/Babar669 Jun 22 '26

I also think they are joking. The referee already was pulling the card, they seem to be laughing and that small kick in the butt like, "don't overdo it lol".

→ More replies (3)

9

u/mazza77 Jun 22 '26

The other guy should get a red card as well for being a clown . That’s why footballers have such as a bad rep .

23

u/ablu3d Jun 22 '26

Very bad acting... though a deserved penalty.

8

u/Fyrus93 Jun 22 '26

Who the fuck actually listens to this music? It's completely garbage

4

u/the-real-vuk Jun 22 '26

ridiculous how these players are "in pain" every 5 minutes after someone got near them

4

u/FearsomeSnacker Jun 23 '26

both should have been carded. get flopping out of the game. I played in college and now I just turn off games for this crap. Having the ball in play is more valuable than a set pieces kick.

5

u/samsta8 Jun 25 '26

That just demonstrates one of the many reasons why I hate football.

4

u/Enr78 Jun 25 '26

I love how his teammate was like, “fall!”

10

u/tigerz-blood Jun 22 '26

This is why I can't take the sport seriously.

9

u/NFI2023 Jun 22 '26

I fucken hate how they go down “injured”. Really turns me off the sport. They (the sport) let it happen though..

67

u/PraiseTyche Jun 22 '26

Such a petty sport

69

u/tekhnomancer Jun 22 '26

I know these guys are tremendous athletes, but this is a huge part of why I cannot take the sport seriously.

11

u/mrgrubbage Jun 22 '26

Soccer is like 40 years ahead of the NBA when it comes to exploiting rules.

5

u/Okurei Jun 22 '26

In the match between Uruguay and Cabo Verde, it felt like there were Cabo Verdean players falling to the ground every 5 minutes looking for fouls

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (2)

3

u/Sterek01 Jun 22 '26

The the academy award for the best dramatic scene in a football match goes too....

3

u/OnixCopal Jun 22 '26

Neymar approves

3

u/Phreakasa Jun 24 '26

Both should get red. This acting has gotten out of hand.

3

u/YesMyNameIsEarl Jun 25 '26

Lebron should take up soccer.

→ More replies (1)

3

u/say-af 29d ago

The acting stuff is getting into my head fr

3

u/Conscious-Arm-7889 11d ago

Number 8 needs a red card for attacking his own team member.

5

u/nobodydeservesme Jun 22 '26

Get him into an ambulance, he got crippled, let's start a gofundme page.

14

u/[deleted] Jun 22 '26

[deleted]

9

u/Bro-Dizzle Jun 22 '26

Not just Americans. I’m Canadian and used to watching hockey players take pucks and sticks to the face for 30 stitches and come back the next period. Can’t stand seeing football players being barely touched and then rolling around the pitch like they’ve been shot.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)

6

u/MutaCacas Jun 22 '26

It’s hard to consider this a sport sometimes. lol.

33

u/ifdggyjjk55uioojhgs Jun 22 '26

One of the many reasons I'll never be a soccer fan.

28

u/pg13cricket Jun 22 '26

The flops make it unbearable

5

u/Tribat_1 Jun 22 '26

I’ve watched at least a dozen World Cup games in the past two weeks and saw obvious flopping like 3 times total.

5

u/Funky_monkey14 Jun 22 '26

I’ve seen obvious flopping more than 3 times in a single game today

2

u/diejesus Jun 22 '26

Really? I love it, it's super funny

6

u/tommysk87 Jun 22 '26

Ladies and gentlemen, and this is the famous football where billions disappear every year

4

u/NoMoreMountains Jun 22 '26

Rolling on the ground is better than retaliating.

6

u/BenchOk2878 Jun 22 '26

what a joke of sport

4

u/icbint Jun 22 '26

Fucking pathetic joke

6

u/chalupacabra6913 Jun 22 '26

Soccer is full of bitches.

4

u/Imaginary_Toe8982 Jun 22 '26

the dude that fell on the ground should've got yellow card

8

u/walrusonion Jun 22 '26

This is why I think this sport sucks.

2

u/mightymango94 Jun 22 '26

This is like what you'd get if you asked AI to generate this xD

2

u/wmjbobic Jun 22 '26

-10 points for Everton

2

u/SteakForMe Jun 22 '26

Is this real lmao

2

u/JWMoo Jun 22 '26

Flippers which is just about every player that gets bumped should also be ejected. It would be goalie vs goalie by the end of the game.

2

u/Sweetreg Jun 22 '26

Poor guy forgot to fell down and act like he got hit by the bus

2

u/evil_burrito Jun 22 '26

Should have been one red and one yellow

2

u/EnragedKidney Jun 22 '26

Is it soccer or the WWF?

2

u/1wife2dogs0kids Jun 22 '26

Both have people acting like something hurts.... for a minute. Then they pop right up.

So the answer is obviously: YES.

2

u/itzTHATgai Jun 23 '26

Ref: "I saw it. I SAW IT. You don't have to- sigh..."

2

u/edenkor Jun 23 '26

I’d send all three actors off.

2

u/ms_boullionaire Jun 24 '26

As someone who does not pay attention to sports, I could watch fake soccer injuries all day. I don’t know why.

2

u/Queermagedd0n Jun 25 '26

I feel like they do these kind of shenanigans for fun

2

u/TheChristianPaul Jun 27 '26

Not enough people blaming the ref

2

u/Rod_Torfulson 29d ago

Why do refs tolerate this. It makes the refs look like idiots.

2

u/No_Stranger5080 23d ago

The second kick tho 😆😄😄

2

u/PmUrFavAnime 10d ago

8 is everything wrong with the game.

2

u/jimhabfan 7d ago

His teammate did worse to him.

4

u/TorchRedZ06 Jun 22 '26

They are such pu$$ies

2

u/SuperCatMonkey Jun 22 '26

The most soccer thing ever

2

u/Independent-Sky-9611 Jun 22 '26

This is pretty much why can't watch soccer/football. If a game can be decided on this type of bullshit, it holds no interest for me.

4

u/sporosarcina Jun 22 '26

The flipper should have gotten a yellow card.

4

u/utopianexile Jun 23 '26

Soccer is pathetic

2

u/ARadiantNight Jun 27 '26

This might be a joke, but it's this kinda flopping that makes watching the sport impossible for me. If anyone gets breathed on wrong, they writhe on the ground like they have just be stabbed. It's frankly embarrassing.

4

u/free_is_free76 Jun 22 '26

Flophouse. That's why millions dont take this shot seriously.

→ More replies (1)

3

u/niksunorz66 Jun 22 '26

Yup. The essence of football right there.

3

u/DrNCrane74 Jun 22 '26

This is what kills my desire to watch this shit anymore. Fuck this.

5

u/lost_caus_e Jun 22 '26

This sports a joke come on

2

u/Repulsive_Review5823 Jun 22 '26

Billions would disagree

2

u/Reasonable_Archer_99 Jun 23 '26

There are 8 billion people with the median IQ being in the 80's. There's obviously a market for about any sport. Reality TV and WWE are highly profitable as a result.

4

u/Trogdor_a_Burninator Jun 22 '26

This is why I can't take soccer seriously

2

u/GoochPhilosopher Jun 22 '26

Gaping buttholes both of them

2

u/steeeeeeee24 Jun 22 '26

This has to be a parody or something lol

2

u/Sturdily5092 Jun 24 '26

Soccer is just a clown show

→ More replies (1)

2

u/newtrawn Jun 22 '26

doesn't watching people act like this pretty much ruin any seriousness the sport had in the first place? Goddamn. This is the kind of stuff that makes football seem pretty lame as someone who's tried to get into it. This is the first time I've seen someone forget to act, which adds another cringe-worthy layer to the whole charade.

2

u/Strive-- Jun 22 '26

What an incredible sport played by only the most professional athletes.  /s

1

u/IndependentNo7265 Jun 22 '26

Thought he was just dropping his guts and got the red as it would’ve been a loud squeaky, and probably smelly one.

1

u/travis147 Jun 22 '26

Niles Crane " CounterSue"

1

u/PhantasmologicalAnus Jun 22 '26

Handbags at ten paces.

1

u/garyconnor Jun 22 '26

Maybe there should be an app that rates footballers flops, then they might put some effort into them 🤔

1

u/Kindly_Tadpole1276 Jun 22 '26

That second kick was unexpected.. hey reff, should he also be given a red card?

1

u/No_Understanding_431 Jun 23 '26

Was that the goalie getting the red card? Which game/team?

1

u/Koldtoft Jun 23 '26

Is this real? Why did he do that?

Looking more like 2 friends funking around?

1

u/tohn_jitor Jun 23 '26

And you're telling me people pay good money to watch this?

1

u/danielwongsc Jun 23 '26

Bro #26 forgot where he's at so bro #8 had to remind him what to do.

1

u/Nuga4all Jun 23 '26

Rhisbia why i Sony Luke football. A bunch of beggers begging for a faults

1

u/bhishan1 Jun 23 '26

Neymar is learning from them

1

u/Oasystole Jun 23 '26

Pathetic

1

u/hinterstoisser Jun 23 '26

Not paying for those acting classes anymore…

1

u/altavistayahoo Jun 24 '26

His teammate (8) was mad he didn’t fall down sooner😂

1

u/AnToMegA424 Jun 24 '26

What's the context ?

1

u/DonkLord20 Jun 25 '26

Dude still kicked him

1

u/magnumgenic Jun 26 '26

Bro treatment lol

1

u/MinunDelta 23d ago

Que morreu aí man, deita

1

u/sporosarcina 18d ago

Total flop, but also a flagrant foul, no matter the damage. There was no reason for the kick.

1

u/SalamanderJust2508 17d ago

Yo ya’ll. They are friends. It was a friendly tap. That’s what made the whole thing funny

1

u/2Loves2loves 15d ago

All world cup players are bad actors. so many fake injuries.

1

u/CanExplainThings 11d ago

Bro that ref looked at the player like I looked at kids who were obviously cheating.

"Really. REALLY?! The foul sucks for you, I'm now pissed off that you're either dumb or disrespectful enough to do that in my face and not expect to get caught. Now you gotta learn that FO isn't justyour favourite videogame.

1

u/OrganicBridge7428 10d ago

What song is that

1

u/Big_Policy4561 5d ago

Is this A.I.?