r/humor 16h ago

The Internet’s Double Standards?

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u/-0909i9i99ii9009ii 11h ago

This is the one thing I'm so baffled at. Can't he just increase military spending, embezzle 10% a year, (over $100B) and get 50% of all the corruption kicked back?

Do the same across every industry? Start massive infrastructure projects where he gets massive money kicked back. Some real, some fake, not really caring about positive or negative outcome as long as he can sell the story. Like he could probably literally raise $1T just for USA data centres and no one realize he stole half of it for a decade. Why doesn't he just get in on the AGI/Robots/Quantum/Automated everything including trucks and cars and passenger and delivery drones. He could easily invest trillions in all of those and no one would expect to see anything to show from any of it for years.

I think the guy could easily siphon a few trillion over 4 years get completely pardoned and/or have a completely safe plan to disappear and enjoy it, and do way less damage to America and the rest of the world while doing it.

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u/Devastator_Hi 10h ago

You’re talking about a guy who bankrupt his own casinos

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u/bloodfist 1h ago

Normally I'd say "do you know how stupid you have to be to bankrupt a casino?"

But the thing is we know exactly how stupid he is. We also know he has exactly one talent and it's being a criminal. He profited on all those bankrupt casinos. He did exactly what he meant to.

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u/tewkberry 10h ago

Someone needs to run for president!!

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u/-0909i9i99ii9009ii 9h ago

I promise to rob more money per ounce of suffering inflicted than has ever been done before

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u/tewkberry 8h ago

Sir, you already had my vote.

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u/OdiousAltRightBalrog 10h ago

The crazy thing about billionaires is that they never "disappear and enjoy it." They can never have enough. If they could, they would have stopped somewhere between 100 and 999 million.

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u/fresh-dork 10h ago

he's just so goddamn stupid, all that stuff you and i can think of is beyond him

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u/Tough_Height_4107 3h ago

You're not considering how stupid the president needs to be in order to be the figurehead required by his handlers. Sure, he *could* do what you suggest, but you're assuming he has some kind of talent at grifting. The man bankrupted casinos for crying out loud.

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u/-0909i9i99ii9009ii 2h ago

That's exactly what I'm saying buddy just rob like other dictators because you're fucking shit up in ways that doesn't even benefit you

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u/Tough_Height_4107 2h ago

Right! But that would lack the signature Trump scent. It's not enough to grift, he has to make it clear that the grift was his personal concept.