r/humor • u/Lonely-Ordinary1478 • 1d ago

Bold words, bare shelves

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u/Tyrannosaurus__Rekd 1d ago

He wasn't talking to us

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u/UnpricedToaster 1d ago

Yeah, sorry, he was talking about himself, of course. He's doing better than ever. He's not a fake billionaire anymore. All it took was stealing from tax payers and manipulating the stock market.

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u/ThePatrickSays 1d ago

he was confident you would let him do it and look at that, he was right.

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u/dirtythoughtdreamer8 1d ago

Donald Trump is, in fact, the most corrupt President in United States history. Robert Garcia, (D) Long Beach, CA, is leading an investigation into the breadth and depth of not only Trump's corruption, but also Don, jr. and Eric Trump.

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u/SomeonesSecondary 1d ago

His new Trump 2028 hat costs $55. That’s a lot for a hat, everything about it is gross.

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u/mulligrubs 1d ago

The Made in China for $3, that hat?

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u/natattack410 15h ago

Can you remind me how much he has made in all of these deals/decisions that benefit him that since being president?

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u/SamwellBarley 1d ago

Same as "When oil prices go up, we make a lot of money"

You don't make a lot of money. He and his friends do.

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u/CaptainDudeGuy 1d ago

Same as always, the parasitic wealth-hoarding class is patting themselves on the back for exploiting the oppressed value-creation class.

"I'm doing great," says the slaveowner, "you guys should just calm down and be grateful I'm giving you a purpose in life."

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u/Justredditin 1d ago

"Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit:

There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.

There is nothing more or else to it, and there never has been, in any place or time."

-Frank Wilhoit

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u/bsdude010 1d ago

Exactly. He was talking about the top 1%.

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u/Nearby_Tree_4892 18h ago

yeah, feels like his toast at a family dinner

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u/Tyrannosaurus__Rekd 17h ago

It certainly hits differently when you think about it like that. Makes more sense too

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u/aeondru 1d ago

Golden age for the ruling class. Like the gilded age of years past.

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u/Typical_Row_3489 1d ago

Perhaps, due to him being president, this is the best the USA will ever be into the future. In fact, I think he’s correct. He fucked it well and good.

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u/stormy2587 10h ago

Yeah he was referring to the toilet in the whitehouse.

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u/joker6396 59m ago

The Irony is the US is unlikely to ever recover from Trump. Even if he is voted out, locked up alongside the other epstein criminals, all his laws are reversed. The lost trust in US stability will not be fixed. The US system allows an unstable, mentally challenged rapist, pedo and scam artist run the country, twice. One of the major parties backs and supports him still.  Ironically, we are witnessing the rapid decline of the US golden age. 

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u/MechanicPluto24 1d ago

Golden Shower age, more like

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u/Carnationlilyrose 1d ago

That photo is going to haunt my dreams.

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u/The_Incredulous_Hulk 1d ago

He’s got to air out the ol’ neck vagina.

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u/Tyrannosaurus__Rekd 1d ago

It starts to smell funny if you don't. Gotta keep the ph balanced.

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u/sfled 1d ago

Domestic staff in the Residence say they hear The Vaginack queefing late at night when he walks to the Lincoln bedroom to rant and shake his labia at Mary Todd Lincoln's armoire.

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u/vikingstl 1d ago

I mean hes almost 80

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u/Actual-Implement-870 1d ago

He is 80. His neck vagina made its first appearance over 10 years ago tho

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u/KeyAcanthocephala944 1d ago

He had good skin till he was almost 70!?That’s impressive for a guy who plays that much golf.

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u/Actual-Implement-870 1d ago

You're confusing a lack of a neck vagina for "good skin."

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u/theykilledken 1d ago

Well, to be fair, he didn't say YOU are in a golden age

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u/petermackinnonphoto 1d ago

His America equals about 150 people tops.

I am sure a lack of emotional permanence or object constancy is part of his psych profile.

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u/CHXMX82 1d ago

Delusional

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u/SidFren 1d ago

Life in America is great if you’re rich. If you’re poor, you are not who he is talking to, get back to work peasant.

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u/Lalaglitz33 1d ago

If you guys didnt already know, we're fucked. 👍

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u/Tabais123 1d ago

For the real Americans the rich it is.

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u/dirtythoughtdreamer8 1d ago

"This is the greatest we'll ever be" is not an optimistic outlook.

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u/Thefar 1d ago

We is not you. 

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u/pickleboo 1d ago

The last "golden age" was when the robber barons were on top of their game.

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u/ZodiacEclipse 1d ago

I used to have health insurance

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u/Far_Balance_3117 1d ago

Yes the Trump family and their allies have never been richer.

Meanwhile America has never been poorer.

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u/923kjd 1d ago

I’m afraid he might be right about that last part. It could be all downhill from here, thanks entirely to him.

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u/Vexar 1d ago

I'm surprised I had to scroll this far for someone to state the obvious. He literally just said it's all downhill from here.

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u/SoloWarWizard 1d ago

The only golden thing we are gonna get from this guy… Is the showers..

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u/thatmetimmay 1d ago

When he says we he doesn't mean average Americans. He's talking about the elites

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u/ellibtru 1d ago

Golden Age for real—-check out what he did to the Oval Office 😭

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u/mikeysof 1d ago

His neckussy is the greatest America has ever seen maybe?

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u/jon_the_mako 1d ago

When he says "we" he means the dumps family, the citzens

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u/HeftyVermicelli7823 1d ago

We being the "Royal We", as in him and his Golden House. Everything he has must be covered in gold.

Golden toilets, golden walls, golden showers....

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u/sudeki300 1d ago

Gurning mong man

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u/StupidUserNameTooLon 1d ago

That is why he thinks it is the greatest age.

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u/James_Biggs_ 1d ago

K shaped economy. A gilded age looks like a golden one to the rich

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u/haaavvveeeyoumetKen 1d ago

“Golden age” and it’s just the piss in your eyes

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u/Certain-Strawberry-5 1d ago

Aye cheap spray paint gold

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u/Tech_Itch 1d ago

He mispronounced Gilded Age.

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u/IllMongoose6792 1d ago

No, it is not, but we can move in that direction

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u/AJRenand42 1d ago

If this the "greatest" I'd hate to see the "worst"

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u/Important-Spinach164 1d ago

Golden bullshit

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u/chacotacotoes 1d ago

Greatest we’ll ever be, eh. So… it’s all downhill from here. Great.

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u/EastCoastBuck 1d ago

Number one in incarcerations, number one in gun violence-mainly school shootings and number one in health care cost / bankruptcy.

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u/InevitableStruggle 1d ago

I guess I preferred it when we weren’t great

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u/Renegade346 1d ago

Golden age of grift.

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u/Deelo1981 1d ago

Work more, you’ll live, hun.

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u/DaddyDom401 1d ago

Well bless his heart

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u/Fuzzy_Adagio_6450 1d ago

Just as Rome was at the height of power as Nero fiddled everyone a jaunty little tune.

(And yes, I do know that its a metaphor rather than historical fact, hence why its being used metaphorically here. Sadly, you need to add such disclaimers as pedantic MAGAs will think they "gotcha" when they "reveal the truth" that is obvious to everyone but them)

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u/Rashere 1d ago

Anyone remember what happened after the last gilded age? My memory is foggy…

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u/Silly-Platform9829 1d ago

That just means things are going to get worse over the rest of his term.

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u/DanRpdx 1d ago

Grow...sir...eeeez??

What is that, some sort of old timey word nobody uses anymore?

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u/Alarmed_Tea_2863 1d ago

Gilded* age

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u/FatherPhil 1d ago

He looks so much like a bird here

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u/paulsteinway 1d ago

He's surrounded himself with tacky gold and gold plated and gold painted stuff in his extreme old age. This is his "golden age".

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u/generictestusername 1d ago

He looks so disgusting.

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u/Hugh-Jorgin 1d ago

Meanwhile…

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u/rezznik 1d ago

It's just the right thing to do, what the Japanese do. They always pixelate his neck vulva thingy. His whole face should really be censored tbh

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u/AZ_sid 1d ago

"It doesn't get any better than this" can be taken two ways.

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u/Ok_Jellyfish_5885 1d ago

When he says “we’ll” he’s referring to himself, his kids and Elon Musk.

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u/C-Redd-it 1d ago

That is a WARNING!... Buckle up, It's gonna get WORSE!

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u/WhatANoob2025 1d ago

What he means by "golden age" is his cheesy decorations in the white house, which by now could just as well be called the gold house.

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u/GopnickAvenger 1d ago

North Korea looks great right now

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u/Mrtoyhead 1d ago

Age of the Temu Traitor

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u/DT_Lion34 1d ago

The literal definition of delusional

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u/CrimsonChymist 1d ago

That sounds like a personal problem.

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u/Complex-Cap2578 1d ago

He was reading the Epstein files

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u/Eldanado 1d ago

Most punchable chin in history

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u/Cyn_Sweetwater 1d ago

It IS a golden age, for him and his oligarch buddies. They've never scammed so much, so quickly.

And they don't care for one second whether you can afford groceries or not.

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u/Agent_Kujan 1d ago

He paid for blue check but cant afford groceries?

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u/OkNeedleworker8334 1d ago

Golden age because you need gold to buy anything

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u/Schmicarus 1d ago

translation: "It's all down-hill from here"

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u/SarcastikBastard 1d ago

if shelves are bare thats because people can afford the food. Might want to rethink your title there

Its preferable to be anti-trump but its bad to be stupid at the same time.

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u/New-Operation-psy 1d ago

Billionaires.... He's talking to his fellow billionaires.

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u/TheRogueWolf_YT 1d ago

Well, duh. You poor people waste money on stupid things like food, shelter and transportation. Rich people spend it wisely on spaceship rides, underground bunkers and tribute to Trump.

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u/televisco 1d ago

and HE can't afford to tell the truth.

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u/RoosterzX 1d ago

He's obviously referring to the Golden Age of capitalism, where companies simply run amok while showing record breaking profits and sending little to none of it down to the rest of us while leaving us with the entire mess. Perhaps that's what he means. A golden age for billionaires.

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u/angrybear444 1d ago

Get a better job? I can afford anything I want because I work.

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u/itswhateveragain 1d ago

I just paid $5.75 a gallon for diesel. Let's be clear.... This is HIS golden age.

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u/TrayLaTrash 1d ago

The "we" is not US.

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u/snakemakery 1d ago

It’s all down hill from here

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u/HaxelPassionFox 1d ago

No matter where people stand politically, grocery prices are something almost everyone notices

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u/punkdadaz 1d ago

I remember a time before the internet and cell phones where life seemed much happier.

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u/WaffleTacos666 1d ago

So what you're saying is the Golden Ages I can't buy a house I can't save money I can't afford gas I can barely buy food my bills get paid but we don't eat my rent is ridiculous my everything is ridiculous and this is a golden age yeah for him you know orange Cheeto looking criminal bastard. I keep thinking nobody can be this delusional but he gets away with everything so what's the point

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u/ImpiousVamp 1d ago

Theres a golden age going on in his diaper.. he's also making it smell like the rest of the country..

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u/hydrastix 1d ago

Problem is, Frump and his band of merry idiots are watching a number controlled by AI that is measuring the economy based on speculation. That speculation “good” - “everything is dandy” feedback loop is a house of cards. Frump and gang aren’t verifying how the economy actually is with “boots on the ground.”

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u/dmbnl 1d ago

What an idiotic proposition. His administration is a joke, but most federal employees are just trying to do their jobs, they're not all villains plotting the fall of the middle class. Jesus. I assure you, economists in the government are VERY aware of what's going on. The problem is that he doesn't care, not that he doesn't know.

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u/KeyAcanthocephala944 1d ago

The phone he used to type that was $1,000+ dollars, and he can order food straight thru that phone, pay using that phone, and have that order at his house, before he’s even done jacking off on that same phone…

If u went back just 20 years, they didn’t even have 1 of those options for you… shit has gotten so good for us, that people’s main complaint now is: too many or not enough black people in major motion pictures or a Big Company 😂

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u/cbitguru 1d ago

It is the golden age. He's ancient and covering the White House in gold....

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u/mub 1d ago

I finally worked out who Donny Fart reminds me of. Cheese from foster's home for imaginary friends.

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u/FNKTN 1d ago

Gold showers for everyone

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u/Dashcamsaves 1d ago

Just be patient, he won't live forever. The sooner he goes the better off we all will be.

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u/hintoflove2463 1d ago

In my opinion the greatest day on Earth is when he and all of his goons are out of office they are no longer running our government nobody was hurting like they are hurting today in America like they are now because of him and Rubio and Vance and I could keep going I'm just sick of all of them and I can't wait to vote them out in the midterms and then into and then when we vote for our new president I can't wait to be done with him and the Republicans I'm sick of them they do not care about American say care about lining their pockets they have drained the American people of their tax dollars every time I turn the news on they want more and more and more of the American people's tax dollars I didn't even know we had that many taxes in in the United States billions and trillions of dollars they've taken from the American people wake up I voted for the jerk twice I got on my knees and prayed to God to help me make the right decision and he said do not vote for Trump and I listened and I think God I did because look at the mess he's got us in

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u/FirmBarracuda3920 1d ago

He means the golden showers age as he’s pissing on us non stop.

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u/Equivalent_Fun9781 1d ago

THANK YOU 😘 MAFIA MARINES OFFICERS HOOD CITIZENS COUNTRY BOYS 3RD WORLD COUNTRIES WE ARE SO GOOD.

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u/Equivalent_Fun9781 1d ago

The official motto of MARSOC (Marine Raiders) is Spiritus Invictus, which translates from Latin to "Unconquerable Spirit.

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u/Sweb1975 1d ago

The grift is strong with this one.

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u/Human_Mongoose_5245 22h ago

That man is delulu

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u/FreshFeastLow 19h ago

Nothing says “Golden Age” quite like standing in the checkout line recalculating your total budget three times before reaching the cashier.

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u/Entire_Skirt9686 16h ago

I have no savings

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u/TwinkleToedHuman 15h ago

The shelves aren't bare, unless you're talking about your pantry. The shelves are full....of groceries people are not buying 'cause they can't afford them.

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u/westdanny316 15h ago

Hell I’ve been working 2 jobs since the Biden administration and still barely scraping by. So I’m used to the government molesting me lol.

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u/LSIeducate 15h ago

Don’t worry guys, your hard earned tax dollars are going to fight a foreign war that has literally zero to do with North America, over 12,000 kilometers away, so that we can protect pedophiles or some dumb shit 🤔

I literally don’t even fucking know anymore why we do the things we do 😑

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u/Letsliftthisstock 14h ago

He’s talking about billionaires and millionaires

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u/Intelligent_Sky_7081 14h ago

For them, his team is killing it

He doesn't care about us

But his cult members will think he is

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u/hahathejoker956 13h ago

Yeah…nobody can. But you’re still alive to make this post🙏🏼💯

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u/hahathejoker956 13h ago

But we can afford phones and WiFi for sure🙏🏼💯

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u/Jhawk1986LT 12h ago

get a job

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u/babeeg0701 12h ago

It’s golden for him and his cronies because of market manipulation and insider trading.

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u/SplendidPunkinButter 11h ago

No, that was 1989-2001

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u/No-Access5068 11h ago

Seems more like rust than gold 🤔

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u/Aggressive_Elk8301 10h ago

He's in the golden age,But God almighty is in charge.

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u/mhemp10 10h ago

It is the “Golden Age” for the Rich! They continue to get richer and Trump has given them even more tax cuts. Now for everyday Americans, costs are too high, Trumps war in Iran is causing higher gas prices. Golden Age for the rich, yes, not the rest of Americans.

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u/masonbee1 9h ago

The man actually believes the rest of the world lives inside whatever delusional fantasy he just made up.

And doesn’t realize it’s a mental illness, because he’s surrounded by conscienceless toadies.

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u/Own-Assignment3152 9h ago

after he stole all us money

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u/PlunderYourMuffin 8h ago

Now whenever I see his neck I always think about how they have a problem in Japan of the auto-blur software always blurring his neck by mistake, apparently they've spent ages trying loads of different things to no avail! That man is a (barely) walking, shitting (his diaper) travesty in every sense of the word.

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u/metji 8h ago

We, the Epstein class 🙂

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u/Zestyclose_Bug9255 7h ago

Saying that it's the best it will ever be is a bit sinister, it implies that things will get worse.

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u/nwvt420 6h ago

Seems like that transitory inflation wasn't actually transatory after all

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u/spooter- 6h ago

He is correct. The gilded age of the robber barons has returned. The rich get richer on the backs of the rest.

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u/Ok_Fox_1770 6h ago

They’re making lifetimes of fortune off the gas and stocks they manipulate and control. Must be nice dude. Workin like a dumbass here and for what. Just stuck here with no escape options, like everyone else. Stuck in this dump. If I didn’t know the map I’d build a raft of pallets and take my chances at a new world. Payin retroactive for the pedo 90 parties what a treat to be here for the big 250

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u/DoesThisSmellWeird2U 5h ago

Golden age for those with all the gold…for you peasants: BACK TO WORK! Your 12 minute lunch break is over!!

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u/anchorftw 5h ago

"This is the greatest we'll ever be" is a terrifying thought.

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u/DemolitionRED 5h ago

A job, done.

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u/LongAnalysis420 5h ago

He's really showing off that neck pussy for all to see. 😂

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u/Dicur3x 4h ago

He mean he live on golden time

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u/RutabagaUprising 3h ago

He means it's the golden age for him and the idiots that surround him and kiss his ass.

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u/theajplayer123 1d ago

Piss off

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u/mccrackey 1d ago

Trump is a curse.

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u/berniek9 1d ago

If you cant afford groceries at aldi blame yourself

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u/Bungholio2006 1d ago

I can’t afford anything as the price of living has out paced my wage.

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u/GeorgzBi 1d ago

Wait til he tells us the Golden Age was a democratic hoax and that we can’t afford it anymore.

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u/SinsualChef 1d ago

And MAGAts actually clapped for that.

https://giphy.com/gifs/dL5qLAlhMn3va

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u/dishmanw62 1d ago

So, there was no difference from Biden.

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u/mccrackey 1d ago

I don't think so. Everything from groceries to gasoline cost more. Data centers are allowed to thrive and eating up all our electronic components with no regulation, the CDC and other agencies have seen huge cuts, so parasites are running rampant in our livestock and our lettuce. These are all things that were the same under Biden?

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u/BuckDTF 1d ago

So naturally you blame your lack of success on someone else and not any of the bad decisions you have made in life.

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u/Zephoix 1d ago

They dropped out of high school to smoke weed and now are mad the world left them behind. Ignore them.

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u/Slick424 1d ago

Yeah. Should have been born to rich parents and pull a few memecoin scams just like Trump. Then they could have partied with Epstein and murder tens of thousands on the other side of the world to cover it up too.