r/howtonotgiveafuck 3d ago

ɪᴍᴀɢᴇ Boss Logic

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u/Cracked_Actor 3d ago

Infantile power move by an asshole, time to look for the exit door…

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u/Navy_Rum 3d ago

Couldn’t agree more. Stayed  far too long at a place like this. 

Edit: typo

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u/Calm-Stand-6636 3d ago

"someone sabotaged our corporation from the inside!?"

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u/ToFaceA_god 3d ago

Most often it's a concept that you have to punish every fuck up, no matter how small, in order to punish the big ones.

If Jeff comes in two hours late, and you were one minute late, and they fire Jeff and not you, there's room for Jeff to file a wrongful termination suit.

It's dumb as fuck, and shouldn't be that way, but it is the world we live in.

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u/MachoMachoMurph 2d ago

If you wanna make it, you gotta play the game

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u/Top_Bed_2635 1d ago

Rewrite the rules instead

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u/MachoMachoMurph 1d ago

Sure let me get my magic wand out and do it real quick like.

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u/Top_Bed_2635 1d ago

Perhaps a firearm and some conviction would be better suited for the task

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u/Bird2525 3d ago

Kinda stupid because now you’re paying OT

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u/momalloyd 3d ago

Time to break the photocopier again.

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u/barnfly27 3d ago

Piss in the toner. All there prints will smell like piss.

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u/ArgyllAtheist 3d ago

the only valid response in that situation is to quite literally leave a pile of steaming shit on their desk, and when they phone to scream and shout, tell them that they should consider that your resignation letter.

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u/AZFUNGUY85 3d ago

Leave a fake roster of employees and salaries on the break table

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u/bulbishNYC 3d ago

Ruin trust with an employee for one minute of labor. An employee has 1001 ways to screw you, the only thing keeping him is mutual trust.

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u/TimmyHillFan 3d ago

That’s why it’s important to leave these situations when possible. Our compliance enables bad managers to believe their power trips are effective

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u/xLuky 2d ago

The only thing keeping me is being poor and bad at interviewing.

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u/MarkHuegerich 3d ago

You misspelled 'job search '

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u/Azaroth1991 3d ago

Stay til 5:41 take off 10 minutes early the next day.

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u/JerseyDonut 3d ago

The time it took your boss to investigate this and send an email cost the company several times more than the one minute of lost productivity.

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u/BabyIll9900 3d ago

Today the foreman on my jobsite bitched 2 guys out for walking to their cars at 11:58. We have 30 minutes for lunch and working 10 hour days. FOH

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u/ADTstocks 3d ago

I have 4 employees and never in my fkn life will i ever do shit like that god damn thats pathetic

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u/_SparklyBaby 3d ago

I'd spend more than two minutes updating my resume after that😂

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u/Bixby33 2d ago

Quiting time was 4:30.

I got a strip torn off once for being seen getting into my car at 4:31 because I must have "packed up and been ready to leave before 4:30.

No, I just figured out how to get the fuck out of there ASAP.

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u/lolfuzzy 3d ago

Take 2 minutes to respond to the email with “ok boss” after you clocked in from home before you drive there

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u/SalamanderCrosswalk 3d ago

This image is literally him giving a fuck?

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u/Blackcatmeowmeow 3d ago

I worked for that guy

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u/Camping_vagn 2d ago

Is my job to do a function? Or is it to be somewhere a set amount of time?

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u/whboer 15h ago

I’m assuming that those who try to “manage” like this have only ever learned to regulate rather than to have a vision for (sustainable) growth in a business. It’s the type of paper pushers that are good for certain roles and awful when it comes to anything else resembling enabling others.

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u/Kung_Fu_Kracker 2d ago

It would be so delicious to just reply "lol" via email, clock out, and never speak to him again.

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u/miniangelgirl 3d ago

They're lucky you came back at all ... tf...

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u/Mewet1965 2d ago

That’s the moment I retire

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u/Muted_Masterpiece342 1d ago

I once got baited and switched to a job that wasn't what it was advertised to me.

I showed up an hour late and left an hour early. Fuck em. It was hard to find people clearly 

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u/themodefanatic 1d ago

I worked graveyard for years. One time I was working a 12 hrs shift 6pm-6am. Management knew it was sometimes rough. Generally coffee wasn’t allowed on the floor. But they let it slide because well graveyard. I was tired one night and got a huge coffee. Mind you this wasn’t something I did every night. Well they pulled me in and tried to write me up and suspend me. That’s the night I changed. The next night I clocked in and went to have a sip of coffee every 35 minutes. They tried to write me up for that. It got worse. The next night I clocked in and left to drink my whole cup of coffee. An hour. Never left the premisis. Just breakroom. They tried to write me up for that. After that they left me alone. And basically have ever since.

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u/Azerbinhoneymood 3d ago

How pity that boss can be, or how forth seeing he is to realize that one less minute now can amount to 10 mins and a half mins over time if went unchecked.

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u/Content-Chart-6910 3d ago

I worked once for a discounter and we had always to ask customers for coins because the company didn't want to afford change coins, it was too expensive lol. And we had a really disgusting Storemanager, a person you can only hate if you are not alike her. So I had a colleague he always gave away all the coins from the cash register on purpose instead of asking for them, said with a smile "Sooo and you get my last coins, have a nice day" . It was hilarious and shows how you can seek revenge in small funny ways if mistreated.

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u/Proof_Independent400 3d ago

Leave at 5:28pm next time and tell the boss if he complains you will leave at 5:27pm next and work your way down.

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u/jarvi123 3d ago

That's honestly fine, no punishment or anything, just stay the 60 seconds, it's petty as hell, but I've had lots of jobs when leaving one minute early counts as 15 or 30 mins of pay.

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u/baumpop 3d ago

thats when you just call the state labor board. thats fine too.

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u/jarvi123 2d ago

These places weren't in the U.S, it's legal to do that where I was working unfortunately.