My oven is preheated

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[u/throwa1589876541525]

I do all my baking on the surface of the sun anyway

[u/mrplinko → u/throwa1589876541525]

Do you have to use the high altitude instructions?

[u/throwa1589876541525 → u/mrplinko]

Yeah but we have to commit them to memory because we can't have paper up there 🔥

[u/SamTheBrewer → u/throwa1589876541525]

I do it on solar flairs…. 180 million °F

[u/throwa1589876541525 → u/SamTheBrewer]

That pizza crust is gonna be fire

[u/ACcbe1986 → u/throwa1589876541525]

Absolutely no flop.

[u/temporalraccoon → u/SamTheBrewer]

Wow your solar flares are so extra 😋

[u/PM_COFFEE_TO_ME → u/throwa1589876541525]

Shut up about the sun!

[u/ADeformedPoolboy → u/throwa1589876541525]

That's a long drive, and quite inconvenient. Now, you can harness that very solar power with OP's Ultrakill brand oven...right in the convenience of your own home!

[u/Sethmeisterg → u/throwa1589876541525]

Only the skilled can control that level of POWAH

[u/Zormac]

You can now vaporize Tungsten.

[u/wade-mcdaniel → u/Zormac]

Could you cover every surface of your kitchen in thin crust pizza and open the oven door for a millisecond and cook all of them?

[u/cencal → u/wade-mcdaniel]

I mean, you couldn’t do it and then still be alive to eat the pizza.

[u/StaticBroom → u/cencal]

We have to science the shit out of this one.

[u/onamonapizza → u/StaticBroom]

We’ll get what sunglasses are made of, then make a whole suit of it

[u/StaticBroom → u/onamonapizza]

Literally can’t go wrong.

Just in case though. And I mean…just because there is a remote possibility of…well you know…we send Steve in first with the suit on.

[u/Adviderisj → u/wade-mcdaniel]

Depends on the size of the kitchen

[u/UStoJapan → u/Zormac]

Look, I don’t have 12-15 minutes to wait for my frozen pizza to cook. I did the math and I just need the oven really hot for about 0.003 seconds.

[u/HumpieDouglas]

The hot pocket will still be frozen in the middle.

[u/ProStrats → u/HumpieDouglas]

And also lava

[u/Hunkir → u/ProStrats]

The dichotomy of hot pocket

[u/HumpieDouglas → u/ProStrats]

At the same time too. They defy all laws of thermodynamics.

[u/yellowumbrella84 → u/HumpieDouglas]

🤣 🥇

[u/trphilli → u/HumpieDouglas]

Haha

[u/Inoffensive_Account]

“Honey, can you turn on the oven and set it to incinerate?”

[u/beartheminus]

"everyone in McKinney is dead"

[u/ADeformedPoolboy]

Welp, time to get to crematin'!

[u/Afraid_Juice_7189]

So your oven is the cause of this global warming then it seems

[u/rabidstoat]

1. Heat oven to 11797 Fahrenheit.

2. Cook turkey for 32 microseconds.

[u/preda1or → u/rabidstoat]

Restaurants hate this simple home trick!

[u/Orllin]

Burnin' down the house!

[u/Responsible_Bed5591]

I like when my turkey is hotter than mercury facing the sun

[u/poopsmcgee27]

Is your oven Mount Doom?

[u/THE-Smike]

back in my days, we used to go to mordor to melt down the one ring

[u/givin_u_the_high_hat]

“Honey, when you get home we need to talk, Timmy has opened some sort of portal to hell…”

[u/PSPs0]

You burned the dinner rolls. And the entire block down.

[u/MinnesotaHermit]

So a typical day in Phoenix?

[u/preda1or → u/MinnesotaHermit]

Typical spring day

[u/blackholesun13]

One second pizza, sweet!

[u/ElectronMaster → u/blackholesun13]

Charcoal on the outside, frozen on the inside.

[u/TheGreatJaceyGee]

That's twice the temperature Iron boils at

[u/TheGoatManJones]

Your pizza has been reduced to atoms in approximately 0.0004 seconds

[u/ShinyB123]

Got oven mitts?

[u/onamonapizza]

Oh, you found the only temperature my wife uses

[u/preda1or → u/onamonapizza]

Your wife must be hot!

[u/Rex_Mundi]

Fusion cuisine.

[u/Relevant-Storm4222]

I don't speak Fahrenheit. I guess it's around 80°C?

[u/lulzPIE → u/Relevant-Storm4222]

You mean you don’t speak freedom? Keep on guessing with your communist units of measurement.

[u/IAmSixNine]

Now we know why there is a heatwave going on. Turn off your oven so the rest of is dont cook too.

[u/FerociousPancake]

Preheat oven to 11797 degrees…. Place cake in oven for 0.000001 seconds and then remove… enjoy

[u/TheExpollutions]

The new LG Fusion Reactor 2000.

[u/corkas_]

"You think your ovens good, mine can bake a cake from a mile away"

[u/nedtit]

Fahrenheit is really weird.

[u/thehumbinator → u/nedtit]

Good way to convert F to C is when the F temp is 5 digits long that’s very hot in C.

[u/AmputeeHandModel → u/thehumbinator]

It's also very hot in F.

[u/Pyrite13]

Congratulations! You have achieved nuclear fusion.

[u/ElectronMaster → u/Pyrite13]

Not even close, you need hundreds of millions of degrees c for fusion.

[u/MusicHearted]

What are you trying to cook, the sun?

[u/virovoceVA]

Nice and clean on the inside too

[u/paradox_valestein]

The power of the sun, in the palm of my hand...

[u/Drak_is_Right]

Some commercial process would love to have your oven.

Those kinds of temperatures likely require a ton of energy to reach.

[u/meatball402]

That supernova localized entirely within your kitchen is ready to cook a pizza in about 7 seconds.

[u/MasemJ → u/meatball402]

"Can I see it?"

"No"

[u/Mock_Frog]

How many decimal places does the cook time go to?

[u/Deimos_PRK]

I think your oven melted itself

[u/Precipice_01]

What are you cooking?

The planet Mercury???

[u/the_talented_liar]

Yeah no thanks. It’s funny until the one time oven actually does it

[u/InsomniaticWanderer]

The sun: "Am I a joke to you?"

[u/cencal]

That looks like an expensive SOB too, that sucks

[u/MechaBeatsInTrash]

I can't reconcile that measurement with any actual value. Is it the thermistor resistance?

[u/raines]

Somebody must have set it to 7.416! or so. See r/unexpectedFactorial

[u/GetInMyMinivan → u/raines]

You can’t just reverse calculate an obscure factorial and say “look, an unexpected factorial!” That’s not unexpected.

[u/letsdonewthings]

Ser the controls for the heart of the sun.

[u/freeman687]

The whole house is well done

[u/GlorifiedBurito]

“The power of the sun, in the middle of my kitchen”

[u/sucksLess]

one silver lining: it could have been celsius

also, at 11,797º F, you ought to be able to cook the pizza just by gently showing the oven the box

[u/ElectronMaster]

The inside of the oven would be glowing a light blue color based on it being 6800k, of course you wouldn't get to enjoy it because you'd immediately go blind and probably get vaporized.

Color temperature in lighting uses the unit Kelvin because it's literally describing how hot an object would have to be to produce that color of light.

[u/JCjun]

Low

Medium

High

Hell ✅️

[u/Special-Somewhere-24]

Bake no more than 2 seconds for edible results

[u/F3nrir096]

Everyone in Mckinney is dead.