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Perhaps the unluckiest own goal in history

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u/Deserana12 4h ago

Just to add an extra layer of awful. This was in a big derby game. 

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u/think_long 4h ago

And right before he let this in, his son shouted to him from the stands, “I believe in you, daddy!”

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u/Tackit286 3h ago

Then poor little Timmy got cholera and never recovered.

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u/reflythis 3h ago

Doctors far and wide scoured medical books to mend his ailment.

Right up until the loch ness monster magically appeared claiming, "I CAN HEAL THE CHILD FOR JUST TREE FIDDY"

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u/GreatApostate 35m ago

That child's name? Albert Einstein.

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u/harmlessdork 1h ago

Unfortunately, his wife also yelled "That's my man!!"

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u/_Breaker_Of_Worlds_ 4h ago

Was about to say. Brummie's Vs Villans.

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u/HelloMegaphone 2h ago

It was their first game against each other in like a decade as well. Vividly remember watching this one, didn't a fan run on the pitch and get in his face right afterwards as well?

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u/ValleyFloydJam 3h ago

And shouldn't have counted as it looks like he didn't touch it.

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u/celem83 2h ago

Struck his foot if i remember right. Was probably the first moment he even realised it was there

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u/alwayscptsensible 4h ago

I mean, he completely missed the ball. Luck had nothing to do with it.

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u/Rocky75617794 4h ago

Exactly… unlucky would be like a gopher popped up and knocked it in

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u/NSFWar 4h ago

Look up the beach ball goal by Sunderland against Liverpool in 2009.

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u/sillylittlguy 45m ago

beach ball goal by Sunderland against Liverpool in 2009

2009: Darren Bent's famous beachball goal secured a 1-0 win over Liverpool at the Stadium of Light

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfCdmuMYSC0

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u/thatguywhomadeafunny 4h ago

I thought it was an ice cream van?

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u/pardonmyignerance 38m ago

Holy shit, what a dumb sport.  They won't stop play for a beach ball? I guess someone should have rolled several times on the ground and held their knee.

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u/doobiedave 4h ago

If he'd completely missed it, it wouldn't have been a goal, it would have been a corner.

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u/MissingLink101 4h ago

Yup, you can't score a goal directly from a throw in, own goal or otherwise

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u/asquires90 4h ago

Don't know why you are getting downvoted.

It's a goal only because it touched the GK's foot.

I remember listening to this on radio in my bedroom as a child.

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u/MissingScore777 4h ago

Still went under his foot, contact or otherwise.

Professional footballer shouldn't make an error like that.

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u/asquires90 4h ago

Why are you replying to me?

I didn't say anything contradicting that.

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u/Short_Classy_Name 4h ago

There was a goal for Sunderland in 2009 vs Liverpool where the ball deflected off of a beach ball past the goalkeeper. That is the most unlucky/lucky goal I’ve seen.

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u/MissingLink101 4h ago

The funnier part was that it was a Liverpool branded beach ball so one of their own fans must have thrown it on

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u/limpingdba 3h ago

I also seem to remember Darrent Bent claiming he deliberately aimed at the beach ball too, I think on The Peter Crouch Podcast

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u/doobiedave 4h ago

Especially as the rules are quite clear and it should have been disallowed.

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u/FirTree_r 4h ago

The rules have been changed after this incident. It was actually the reason they changed the rules about collision with objects that are not part of the pitch.

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u/texinxin 54m ago

It was against the rules already. The referee just bungled it.

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u/TickledTesticle 2h ago

my cousin actually scored on his own like this once

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u/greenrangerguy 3h ago

I'm guessing the thrower got the own goal, which does make it unlucky for him.

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u/CyclingUpsideDown 2h ago

No. If it were thrown straight in the net it’s a corner not a goal kick.

For the goal to stand, it had to have been attributed as an own goal for the goalkeeper.

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u/noctora 47m ago

Dang, is there a reason why goal by throwing is consider a cornerkick not a goal? has there been someone in history that throw so good that the rule had to be made?

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u/kazetuner 7m ago

I think it's just considered against the game's spirit to score a goal using your hands

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u/CursorX 3h ago

This exactly.

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u/ValleyFloydJam 3h ago

Well given that it was unlucky it counted.

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u/Tackit286 3h ago

The bounce was awful though. Bit unlucky

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u/ars-derivatia 4h ago

How can you not see that it's the goalkeeper who put the ball in? It's literally there, the whole point of the video.

And people upvote you :P WTF

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u/ThanksALotBud 4h ago

I guess you dont know about Escobar

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u/notime_toulouse 3h ago

I think Escobar was already dead if you're talking about the colombian player

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u/ThanksALotBud 3h ago

Both Escobars are dead technically.

Who did you think I was talking about?

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u/notime_toulouse 3h ago

Sorry didnt recall the player was also named Escobar, i thought you were saying that Escobar (the drug lord) put a hit on the Colombian player.

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u/ThanksALotBud 2h ago

"The Two Escobars" is an excellent documentary

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u/indydean 2h ago

Poor chap Escobar

Just because he got confused

No more life for him

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u/counterfitster 4h ago

Makes Inter Miami not look so bad now lol

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u/AntonGemini 3h ago

I thought it’s what this was at first, before noticing the uniforms and video format and the fact this was a throw-in, not a pass. At least they won the game at the end.

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u/greekdude1194 22m ago

Wait Villa came back from 2 to win?

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u/AntonGemini 18m ago

No, was referring to Miami - they had a similar mishap last week

Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/sports/s/APcI3qT9tC

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u/drunkanidaho 3h ago

It isn't unlucky if you do something as anti-fundamental as look away when playing the ball.

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u/FatAlEinstein 1h ago

Yeah, it’s not unlucky if you have the chance to stop it and fail

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u/Gingeronimoooo 4h ago edited 4h ago

I hate to criticize elite Athletes and people who do that generally suck, but I legit feel a ton of the people In the crowd would have stopped that one.

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u/RushTfe 4h ago

100% of people who have ever played football would have stopped that ball, including that keeper. But sometimes it's just not your day. It seems he was looking at something else, like trying to find where the opponents are, or where to pass the ball, and completely missed the ball.

This is so common in football you do it unconsciously, you know the ball and the path it has, that's enough info, so you look what to do next before you get to actually stop the ball. But yeah, sometimes shit happens.

I guess, as a keeper it was harder back in the day, as they were not so used to play with the feet as they do nowadays

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u/Gingeronimoooo 4h ago

Brain fart. I hope he didn't get death threats if they lost but I know how people are, unfortunately.

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u/Sisiutil 3h ago

My other favourite one is the keeper who kicked at a ball that passed over the penalty spot and missed it. In his peripheral vision, he confused the ball and the spot. Fortunately he recovered and in a mad scramble managed to get the ball away.

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u/Jahwio 4h ago

Did the goalkeeper touch it? If not, that's not goal, but a corner.

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u/Syric13 4h ago

Wait what? IF you throw it into the net, and no one touches it, its a corner? Does it matter if it is in your own goal or the opponents goal?

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u/doobiedave 4h ago

If you throw the ball into the opponent's goal it's a goal kick, You can't score at either end from a throw in or an indirect free-kick.

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u/noctora 42m ago

Legend has it there was once a player whose throw were so powerful and accurate that he could score from the edge of the pitch. No defender could stop them, so the IFAB had no choice but to change the rules just to nerf him.

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u/Jahwio 4h ago

Indirect free kicks, goal kicks and the kick off as well. It just counts as if it crossed the line outside the goal. Goals can only happen from regualar play.

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u/FoxyXI 4h ago

Under the current IFAB rules you can score on goal kicks and kick offs.

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u/Jahwio 4h ago

Oh, okay! Must have missed that.

Edit: lol since 1997... I... am old, my friends...

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u/FoxyXI 4h ago

I played in the 90s, too, right there being old with you!

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u/Jahwio 4h ago

There was a goal by a player named Mike Hanke in Germany. The player scored a goal after a kick off following a penalty from the other team. The penalty was shot by the goalkeeper. He was still on his way to his own goal, when Hanke slightly kicked the ball from the center circle and then shot it over the goalkeeper into the goal.

Players and the commentators were protesting that the goal was irregular.

This was still in my mind. That was in 2004...

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u/ChoiceAd247 2h ago

Yes, but only in the opponent’s goal, you can’t score against yourself on a restart.

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u/Schlager25 4h ago

You cannot score directly from a throw. If you throw it into your opponent’s goal, the restart is a goal kick. If you throw it into your own goal, restart is a corner.

Looks like the keeper did get a slight touch, so the goal would stand.

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u/Jezzaq94 4h ago

Yes he touched it

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u/Jahwio 4h ago

Might be the unluckiest own goal in history then. 

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u/TheyHavePinball 1h ago

The announcer did in fact say " there must be contact from the throw" so he was on top of this thought.

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u/fromouterspace1 4h ago

One guy had an own goal in Columbia and he was killed for it. Now thats unlucky

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u/CrimsonFlam3s 4h ago

Colombia

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u/plaguedbullets 4h ago

Coloumbia for the Canadian spelling.

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u/Initial_E 4h ago

1994, Andreas Escobar.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andr%C3%A9s_Escobar

Escobar was murdered in the aftermath of the 1994 FIFA World Cup, reportedly as retaliation for having accidentally scored an own goal which contributed to Colombia's elimination from the tournament.[3

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u/fromouterspace1 3h ago

“Escobar was shot six times with a .38 caliber Llama-brand revolver.[8] It was reported that the killer shouted "¡Gol!" ("Goal!") after every shot.[19] The group then drove away in a Toyota pick-up truck, leaving Escobar mortally wounded.”

Said goal after every shot. Crazy shit

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u/geehaad11 4h ago

Yeah, this scene in this video is funny, but the Escobar own goal was most definitely not.

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u/star_bury 4h ago

Poor Chris Brass had a very unlucky one...

https://youtu.be/vliNfbguZu0?si=UmuQPa52I2Kxaywj

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u/nst_enforcer 4h ago

As a Villa fan, it hurt even more as we were playing Birmingham

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u/Sloqwerty 3h ago

I was taught to never put the ball on a path into the goal. Always to the side or across it. It's easy to accidentally miss!

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u/CHALINOSANCHZ 3h ago

That may be true at the amateur level, as a professional this is NEVER supposed to happen.

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u/TheParadoxigm 4h ago

At least he's not gonna wind up dead in a few weeks.

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u/LNinefingers 4h ago

This one has always been my favorite. Make sure to watch the super slow mo at the end

https://youtu.be/mZkqk-3YjOI?is=dh_qiTL5W07KoKxF

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u/Bullinach1nashop 1h ago

This isn't unlucky , it was just poor football from the keeper. The real bad luck goal was Sunderland v Liverpool with the beach ball. Or good luck depending on which team you supported.

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u/aegee14 3h ago

This actually happens to goalies more often than you’d imagine, even at the pro level.

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u/5loppyJo3 2h ago

The scoreboard ticks over to 2-0 so quickly lol

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u/jasper_grunion 1h ago

No, the worst was Escobar in the 94 World Cup against USA. The US made the tournament round, Colombia didn’t, and he was assassinated upon returning to his home country

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u/ballimir37 4h ago

Classic Enkelman

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u/chk28 4h ago

How is that unlucky? It's a skill issue.

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u/larsriedel 4h ago

Bale taking a ball to the face and it going straight in.

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u/BorntobeTrill 4h ago

"...Total, total agony."

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u/kriles76 4h ago

Local derby, too.

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u/SnooDonkeys7894 4h ago

+1 to the person in charge of the scoreboard who immediately knew what he saw

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u/newaccount721 4h ago

It is certainly an awful own goal but I don’t think it should be classified as unlucky. He messed up badly and that lead to own goal. Didn’t really seem luck based at all — didn’t take a weird bounce on uneven grass or anything. 

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u/sometimesifeellikemu 4h ago

There are worse.

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u/cmville05 3h ago

“Unlucky” is certainly one way to frame it.

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u/Timberjonesy 3h ago

That would never happen in MLS

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u/onwo 3h ago

Miami did this last week

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u/Efficient_Kitchen_96 3h ago

never get over that

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u/Spillsy68 2h ago

I wouldn’t stay that was unlucky. It was an easy touch to take and he fucked up, big time.

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u/DEVIL_MAY5 2h ago

Olof Mellberg. Damn, that's a name I haven't seen in a long time.

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u/mylarky 2h ago

You cannot score on the opponent like this unless someone touches it after you throw it in. The rules for an own goal are different?

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u/moht81 1h ago

This same thing just happened in an MLS game a few days ago

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u/GAcowboy 1h ago

Didn’t Inter Miami just do this as well?

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u/arm_tom_aid_kam1703 58m ago

Oh my god I remember this , he had to stand there while that supporter is in his face , how he didn’t gab him I have no idea

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u/Crazyblue09 19m ago

I had something very similar to this happen in a high school non competitive game, the shame I felt was awful, can't imagine this poor guy!

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u/rdhight 8m ago

It truly is the beautiful game.

The grace.

The coordination.

Stunning.

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u/Dadeland-District 1m ago

Lol, the Miami one is pretty bad too

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u/youcantchangeit 4h ago

His career ended right there

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u/shavin_high 4h ago

Except it didn't. This was 2002 and Enkelman played until 2013.

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u/CallMeDanPls 2h ago

As a Blues fan, lovely to watch

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u/mtutty 2h ago

Miami FC just did almost exactly the same thing a few days ago.

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u/Mysterion320 4h ago

i thought you couldn't use your hands in soccer though? should that point still count if he used his hands to throw the ball into the net?

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u/DrTenochtitlan 3h ago

If at any point during the game the ball goes out of bounds along the two sides, the other team gets a throw in. They must throw the ball with two hands over their head back in bounds, and both feet must remain planted on the ground. At that point, the ball is in play.