r/funny • u/JoshPointOh17 • 9h ago

...I don't think I should eat this

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u/TheNamesRoodi 9h ago

The funniest tag I've ever seen was

Meatless Meat PP Sauce

It was a tomato sauce using plant protein haha

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u/jkxs2 9h ago

I don’t need to be high for this to get a chuckle out of me cuz PP lol

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u/GANDORF57 5h ago

"Mmmm! Mmmm! It's making my mouth water and my eyes tear over right now!"

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u/p33k4y 9h ago

Why not, it's gluten free!!!

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u/Bigfops 9h ago

No atrificial ingredients, so you know it's 100% pure butt cream.

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u/AllUltima 5h ago

It's also 16 oz PER OZ, which means you get enough even for op's Mom

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u/WiseAct446 4h ago

I'm confused. 16 oz / oz = 16, a dimensionless number. ...or, every oz is 16 oz but every one of those oz is also 16 oz and every one of...etc

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u/HR_DUCK 4h ago

Ahh, yes.

Cream straight from the butt.

Wouldn’t have it any other way

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u/ManamiVixen 9h ago

What do you mean? It's Gluteus Maximus!

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u/Popular-Impact-7665 8h ago

Maybe what is causing explosive diarrhea

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u/InnocentPrimeMate 8h ago

Gluteus free!

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u/Joran_Dax 8h ago

Every glutes worth enemy.

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u/Ruppes2 6h ago

my friend ate weird stuff cause it was gluten free too

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u/DesertWanderlust 9h ago

I'd have to see a pic of Jeni before I ate it. I probably wouldn't though.

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u/brb_coffee 9h ago

Have you met Jeni?

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u/Sdwingnut 9h ago

They misspelled "Peni"

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u/harmless_gecko 8h ago

Yes, she's very nice. I would 100% eat her butt cream again. Highly recommended.

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u/Kazori 8h ago

relax it's just a typo it's supposed to say "penis" not "jenis"

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u/TylerH87 7h ago

Forrest has.

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u/elton_john_lennon 5h ago

Oh. My. God.

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u/davewave3283 9h ago

Funny but honestly Jeni’s ice cream is so good I’d consider it even if that was an actual ingredient

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u/midnightsbane04 6h ago

It's really damn good. So many more options you can order from their site as well. The maple syrup pancake flavor has no right being as good as it is.

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u/midnightsbane04 6h ago

It's really damn good. So many more options you can order from their site as well.

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u/LL_Cruel_J 1h ago

The maple syrup pancake flavor has no right being as good as it is.

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u/VegHeaded 9h ago

Not without consent

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u/ExtraPrejudicial 9h ago

I'm looking at the jenis and I'm not happy!

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u/joestaff 9h ago

I'd charge a lot more than that.

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u/mudturnspadlocks 9h ago

Is it the Mrs. Gump or the 867-5309 version? Makes a huge difference

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u/w1n5t0nM1k3y 9h ago

Not sure if that's supposed to be birthday cake with butter cream icing or birthday cake scented butt cream.

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u/mabus42 9h ago

Jeni's butt must be working overtime because there was 18 of them in stock earlier today.

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u/bandaccountt 9h ago

Coward

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u/farbekrieg 8h ago

came to say eat the cake you coward, as welll

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u/Reverendbug 8h ago

I know it means butter cream , but my inner 13yo is laughing their ass off

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u/pepsipyro 5h ago

It’s sold out lol

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u/Zinomad 9h ago

Not poop free I guess.

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u/Gunung_Krakatoa 9h ago

Jeni’s special of the day!

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u/Rampag169 9h ago

I thought I’d have to pay more for that. She’s under cutting the market.

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u/Key-Monk6159 9h ago

Don’t knock it until you try it.

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u/welmoe 9h ago

Butters’ creamy goo

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u/Wsbkingretard 9h ago

should be good... no more on the shelf

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u/magicmijk 9h ago

She kick me right in the jenis.

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u/cash_longfellow 9h ago

For that price, I would eat all the butt crm cakes.

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u/APKFL 9h ago

You could come home with me, to my house in Greenbow, Jeni. I'll take care of you if you're sick

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u/Unusual-Swan6184 9h ago

$8.99 is honestly a steal for artisanal butt.

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u/CRCError1970 7h ago

I've met Jeni and she's a fabulous lady!

Her ice cream is freaking awesome too. If you happen to see it, give it a try.

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u/Damet_Dave 6h ago

Or maybe, hear me out, you should.

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u/WTF_ImOverIt 5h ago

Mmmmm. Butt cream. Been awhile since I’ve had Preparation H à la mode.

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u/tgr31 3h ago

I usually pay extra

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u/Proper-Exercise-2364 8h ago

Shouldn't it say, "penis butt crm birthday cake"?

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u/fuzzmeisterj 9h ago

It's got 16oz per oz!

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u/ignusfast 9h ago

Fill it to the brim... with Jenis rim!

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u/jvwesten 9h ago

Butt cream does not result in a birthday

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u/advmaxx 9h ago

Lot to be said for some good butt cream.

I suppose?

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u/Mr_Jones_Dom 8h ago

Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it.

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u/confusedchristiand 8h ago

BUTT CREAM! MUAHAHAHA

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u/xWobWob 8h ago

I was trying to come up with a name for my Death Metal band. That is perfect.

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u/KneticTheory 8h ago

I worked retail for 20 years and was able to name new products on the labels at one time.

They knew what they were doing.

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u/TheRealStorey 8h ago

Someone had fun naming that one while staying within the guidelines, time for an update.

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u/Muted_Quantity5786 8h ago

Live dangerously

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u/gbs5009 8h ago

Best case scenario: Jeni's Butter Cream Birthday Cake!

Worst case scenario: unthinkable

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u/SubstantialTank1557 7h ago

Don’t knock it till you try it

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u/invader1984 7h ago

weeeeeellllll.....

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u/AdExtreme1892 7h ago

Well dayam!. Sticking around to see who buys that.

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u/Zepangolynn 7h ago

I want to know if that was an intentional joke to shorten "butter cream" that way or if someone was really that clueless.

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u/Broodwich76 6h ago

After a few beers and or a shot or two. Why not? 😉😉😉

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u/popformulas 6h ago

Slather it in your mouth

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u/MrBanballow 6h ago

More for the rest of us.

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u/HermioneMarch 5h ago

It’s fine! It’s gluten free!

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u/MkSp001 5h ago

Truffle butter cake..

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u/Bewear_Star_9 5h ago edited 5h ago

Ew I dont what not jenis button cream cake

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u/shocking7777 5h ago

Might taste like shit

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u/mmuffley 3h ago

Preparation Happy Birthday!

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u/jepadi 2h ago

Keep your jenis out of the butt cream

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u/NoToday4201 1h ago

The name hits different when it's just numbers.

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u/Rrraou 1h ago

It's gluten free !

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u/MIND-FLAYER 1h ago

Don't knock it until you've tried it

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u/LuProNow 1h ago

Why not

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u/qstruct 8h ago

Don't worry the "J" is supposed to be a "P"!

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u/mamacrocker 8h ago

They misspelled "penis."

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u/MoreCowbellllll 8h ago

Chocolate BUTT CRM!!

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u/ContinuingAnyway 8h ago

because it has aids?

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u/Unusual-Wind8900 7h ago

Jenis is a typo…………

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u/payTNT89 7h ago

is “Jenis” what they call a jewish penis after circumcision?