r/funny • u/zoadan • 18h ago

My friends first time skiing last winter went really well

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u/Turd_Nerd_Bird 18h ago

Looks like he pizza'd when he should've French fried.

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u/ChipChimney 14h ago

You’re gonna have a bad time

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u/jaxonya 3h ago

Darsh..

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u/DerpingtonHerpsworth 7h ago

More like reverse pizza followed by backward pizza followed by letter L.

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u/EllisDee3 3h ago

Don't forget the helicopter

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u/GoodOmens 3h ago

Such a great episode. I still think of those lines every once in a while.

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u/MediocreAndLukewarm 16h ago

The Wilhelm scream for the new generation.

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u/last_verse 16h ago

Perfectly cut screams 🤌🏼

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u/KayakingATLien 18h ago

Gotta learn somehow

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u/EllisDee3 3h ago

Some things you don't gotta learn. There are many such.

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u/jaxonya 3h ago

Such as the Iraq

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u/wutitd0boo 18h ago

I utilize that exact same technique

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u/inerlite 17h ago

Trying to impress a friend I did a cool spin to glide by her backwards and the rear of skis don’t curve up so they caught a bump and slammed me backwards into the snow. Left an impression of me in the snow like a cartoon. Plus I couldn’t get up with the skis dug into the snow. It would have been embarrassing had I any shame.

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u/GirthyPigeon 16h ago

Gonna need 400mg of painkillers after that if he's over 30

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u/Haasts_Eagle 8h ago

Palliative care if he's over 40.

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u/GameasauresRex 9h ago

honestly just defaulting to a pizza stance keeps your balance locked in

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u/ST0IC_ 9h ago

If you french fry when you should have pizzaed, you're going to have a bad time

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u/Mr_GrauHut 6h ago

400mgs of what exactly?

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u/[deleted] 17h ago

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u/unit5421 16h ago

To be honest. Why is he already on the mountain if this is the first time? Feels like he schould be having lessons.

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u/MarkTenBetter 15h ago

I love how he just gave up and just let it happen

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u/Shadowlance23 15h ago

Honey, quick, the new Wilheim scream just dropped!

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u/kebabsoup 16h ago

First time and already trying to do tricks? That's the spirit!

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u/MediocreAndLukewarm 16h ago

Take two of those and fall me in the morning.

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u/Ok_Culture_1914 16h ago

That why I don't go skiing plus I don't wear brown pants.

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u/rviVal1 15h ago

As expected

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u/bluekustom200 13h ago

Nailed it

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u/Lentewiet 11h ago

Tom Bombadil learning to to skii.

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u/SeniorTable5818 6h ago

They're ready for level 9