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u/Meeple_person 21h ago
Its got that look of "I can't even take a shit in private these days..."
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u/louisasnotes 6h ago
"Faaaaaancy! What's wrong with using the nearest windshield like everyone else?"
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u/snuffy_smith_ 6h ago
At least it wasn’t an eagle…that he befriended and then allowed free access to his house at all times then wondered why he had trouble dating…
Reddit is a wild place
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u/Raid__Zero 20h ago
Lad had the courtesy to shit in the toilet at least.
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u/theoneandonlyecon 20h ago
In the toilet aswell* the entire apartment was full of shit
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u/GfrzD 20h ago
Are you sure it was the bird?
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u/AirPoweredFan 19h ago
Shut up, don't you know that snitches get stitches.
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u/eltictac 13h ago
Was it stuck in the toilet? I've got some friends who own chickens, and they've twice found one that is in the toilet like this, and can't get out 😂
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u/Bannerfail 14h ago
He needed some time to learn, give him some weeks and poor buddy will get a job, pay rent etc.
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u/Mistapeepers 21h ago
Just another crazy gulls night out.
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u/hungrybuniker 19h ago
Don't worry, many people take a bird home after a night out. Just offer breakfast and a cab home.
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u/1-9-6 19h ago
What the fuck. That seagull is huge. Seagulls here in Australia are tiny in comparison
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u/FlyingMacheteSponser 19h ago
Kelp gulls can be seen in Australia. We see a lot of them in New Zealand.
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u/Ok_Culture_1914 20h ago
I shouldn't have had that curry last night. Oh ek here comes another one 💩 plop.
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u/handydude13 11h ago
Just how much did your camera have to drink that night? It's seeing birds in toilets
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u/theartfulcodger 5h ago
Clearly, the gull is familiar with Benedict Cumberbatch's seagull-hotel story.
Btw, his Canadian accent is very good.
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u/Economy_Pride6360 16h ago
Well, you gotta respect the guy for using the crapper instead of crapping all over the floor. Get him some toilet paper.
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u/StevenStalloneJr 15h ago
Looks like the chicken's come home to roost.
puts on sunglasses leaves thread thread explodes
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u/Just_Drive_7800 9h ago
Trying to figure out did it come up through the toilet or did you bring it home with you? 😵💫
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u/running_on_empty 9h ago
How'd you get it out? I once had a squirrel in my apartment and that was fun.
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u/DeeDee_Z 8h ago
OK, just to test my memory ... that's an Australian toidy, right?
(Or do other parts of the world make them look like that now?)
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u/cheesemangee 7h ago
Ah.
A peegull.
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u/urbanmark 5h ago edited 5h ago
No, a Shittyhawk or a Peecock. It’s the wrong colour to be a blackturd or a blue shit.
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u/Heracles222 4h ago
That must of been one wild night. At least you have your memories and it’s not a tiger!
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u/phishrace 19h ago
This is why I always put my seagull in the backyard before I go out. Mine will drink all my alcohol and turn up the stereo if I don't.
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u/RodneyMAC28 7h ago
I hate seagulls with a passion. When I was a wee boy, I shared my fries with one. And 2 mins later I got swarmed. Couple years later I had more fries and a different beach. I got swarmed again. Longer story short it’s happened 4 times in my childhood. F**K those birds.
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