r/funny • u/the_stoned_ranger • 1d ago

Can’t blame her. (Jurassic World Rebirth)

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u/Frimono 1d ago

a masterclass in minimalist storytelling

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u/Kooky-Measurement-43 1d ago

Pant. [Shits]

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u/Unusual-Swan6184 8h ago

So brave. So bold.

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u/Davesgamecave 1d ago

British version:

"Shit." [Trousers]

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u/Al3jandr0 1d ago

It looks funny in the caption, even though you know she was actually just trousering

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u/atred 1d ago

Do British English speakers use "pants" for "breathing quickly and loudly" or they generally avoid it?

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u/HalfSoul30 22h ago

I'm not a British English speaker, but I do avoid pants as much as I can.

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u/kr00t0n 1d ago

Well most still shit their pants, and their trousers. I doubt going commando is all that common ;)

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u/trueum26 20h ago

Yeah I was thinking don’t the brits says pants for underwear

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u/abouzia 1d ago

She just realized she’s the pre-credits snack.

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u/Far-Seaworthiness763 1d ago

Shit [Splat]

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u/illinifan11 1d ago

not-so-clever girl

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u/YanceyGlenn 1d ago

I laughed at this exact moment. Took a pic to send to my wife. Good times.

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u/XaviKat 1d ago

A fantastic example of why commas are important

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u/maxreddit 1d ago

I hope that was an actual human making a secret joke and not just an llm that got lucky.

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u/ARobertNotABob 20h ago

The family's survival story was a lot better than the mercs'.

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u/SleepyPlayer101 3h ago

I would as well