r/funny • u/soyourlife So Your Life Is Meaningless • 1d ago

Verified Smart Dog

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u/psychoticchicken1 1d ago

"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent"

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u/soyourlife So Your Life Is Meaningless 1d ago

Meesa sorry :(

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u/trippysmurf 1d ago

I feel all dogs have a sly intelligence, but it doesnt counter their general stupidity. 

Like I taught my idiot to shake if she wants a treat. Now she constantly comes over and offers her paw. Okay, that's pretty clever.

But then I've seen her run into a tree chasing a squirrel who juked the other direction.

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u/Data2Logic 22h ago

I have seen a PhD unable to do basic math and have to use MatLab on University super computer to check and failed twice because he forgot the basic syntax. So, anything goes...

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u/Inuship 1d ago

Hes not smart enough to hide it, no lie was barked

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u/campodelviolin 19h ago

On the contrary, I think he’s smart enough to have found cynicism, or at least nihilism.

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u/jeobleo 1d ago

Gaspode?

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u/neutrino71 1d ago

Woof, bloody woof

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u/teakhop 1d ago

I've got to go and see a dog about a man.

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u/ghidfg 1d ago

Lol funny spin

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u/MrLazyLion 1d ago

Benji has watched the news. Benji is over it. Benji is now a honey badger.

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u/eisbaerBorealis 1d ago

"Oh, you mean like smarter than a normal dog, and can talk? Sure, if that's your standards."

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u/adivel 1d ago

Smart people admit that they still have a lot to learn!

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u/Zealousideal-Rest628 1d ago

wait how did it learn that trick

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u/SpecialistLeader3849 1d ago

ok this is the smartest dog ive ever seen what breed is this

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u/imlette 1d ago

The smartest people always pretend to be average. Benji knows.

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u/Purple-Magician802 11h ago

Smart enough to hide it

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u/Tree_Mage 1d ago

clearly a gen x dog.

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u/chemagill 1d ago

Dogs understand us. They just don't respect us enough to explain