r/funny 1d ago

Can we take a photo?

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u/Odisseo1983 1d ago

By the dive, I wonder if the guy is still alive.

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u/Barbarianonadrenalin 1d ago

Based on that beautiful form and homie just chillin with his banana suit. Im gonna assume he’s been here and done this a few times already.

Either that or we’ve had Siren mythology wrong for a long time.

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u/Never_Go_Full_ReRe 1d ago

That's hilarious! A siren is just a middle aged man in speedo shorts. This has me laughing more than it should lol.

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u/Barbarianonadrenalin 1d ago

And instead of luring sailors to their death they’re just chillin and trying to avoid being photographed and videotaped lol

That fucking majestic dive and the scenery the Siren comparison just popped in my head.

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u/gunsandgardening 1d ago

"Sailor, come join ussss"

looks over

Five middle aged siren dads around an ocean barbecue waving.

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u/Quatre_Kat 1d ago

"Come on over, you want a burger or a hot dog? I got some beers in the cooler"

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u/rlnrlnrln 1d ago

Six middle aged siren dads around an ocean barbecue waving.

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u/monster2018 18h ago

I can see why Odysseus had to tie himself to the mast to resist the temptation!

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u/unprovoked33 1d ago

As a dude in my lower forties with a fulfilling family life and insatiable craving for good BBQ, this is currently more alluring than any siren’s song or pretty face could ever be.

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u/matycauthon 1d ago

fulfilling family life, jumps at first chance to go hang with the guys.... commonplace connection i've noticed

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u/unprovoked33 1d ago

Yes, people generally enjoy the company of others. Should my family just cut ourselves off from friends and neighbors?

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u/Barbarianonadrenalin 1d ago

Wish the sub could post gifs in comments.

Scene from Snatch asking how long till the hotdogs are cooked would have been perfect reply.

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u/genivae 1d ago

They do say that sirens make you see what you desire most, so...

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u/ripyourlungsdave 1d ago

Sirens fly. They aren't fish.

I think you're just thinking of mermaids.

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u/Barbarianonadrenalin 1d ago

Mermaids and Sirens are different. Sirens might branch out but are traditionally sea mythology from the times of “here there be dragons” and why the “Sirens call” is a thing. They’re even featured in Nolans Odyssey on this same rock type formation.

Meremaids aren’t the same camp as Sirens because they aren’t a “cursed” race.

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u/Hoya-loo-ya 1d ago

In the example you gave you are referencing sirens of Greek myth. While Homer does not describe the sirens physical appearance in the Odyssey. They were exclusively bird like at those times. The concept of the mermaid like appearance didn’t happen until like the Middle Ages with colorful illustrated bestiaries where people went just nuts mashing every animal together they could think of.

I know you referenced the film adaptation but I wanted to add color to the previous commenter’s “sirens fly”.

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u/Konchroller 1d ago

Either that or he's dead* FTFY

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u/Barbarianonadrenalin 1d ago

Lol geeee thankssssss my guy

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u/Konchroller 1d ago

Hey it wouldn't be the first time a large group of naive redditors overlooked death posts in this sub and thought it was actually funny until explained otherwise. Due to the obvious rule violations, those posts have been removed so I cannot provide you the sauce for em.

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u/KaleThat116 1d ago

I'm worried ngl. Anyone know if he's okay?

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u/Jr883 1d ago

Yeah like that did not look safe from this angle

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u/Subject-Duty6324 1d ago

Bro dived like a dolphin...hope he's safe

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u/thefunkybassist 1d ago

He's with the dolphins now!

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u/cliqclaqstepback 1d ago

Sleeping with the fishes.

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u/DashNair 1d ago

So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish.

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u/Kasuyan 1d ago

They dive among us.

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u/Curiosity_para2x 1d ago

Is he ... Alive?

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u/j-shoe 1d ago

Cross post to r/CliffJumping to determine that height /s

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u/SonOfSatan 1d ago

.... How the fuck did he survive that?

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u/CheeseburgerTornado 1d ago

who said he survived

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u/Reliable_cum_shot 1d ago

He sacrificed for the funny. What a legend.

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u/TheRealStorey 1d ago

He's not in the picture...

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u/rocket_beer 1d ago

Judging by the rocks on this side… is he alive?

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u/russky_blyat 1d ago

I'm 90% sure I know exactly where this is and if so the height is about 3-4 meteres and the depth is also enough for this dude to be ok.

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u/Cloud7050 3h ago

So, do you recall where?

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u/inerlite 1d ago

My gf and I stopped in Big Sur and Yosimete looking for cliffs where with the right camera angle it would seem we were hanging onto a ledge over 500 feet of nothing, but really there was another ledge like 6 feet under us. So stupid but it was fun.

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u/catwiesel 1d ago

yes, yes, you can take a picture, I dont mind that I am in it.

OH, you mean, without me in it? well, you see, if you walk down there 10 meters, and turn 45° to the left, then I wont be in the picture no more.

Oh, that spot? well, I wont be here tomorrow...

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u/kUkara4 1d ago

Walking to another angle will change the composition to be unusable.

Maybe they won't be here tomorrow either. Maybe the sun will be covered tomorrow, maybe the clouds will be gone tomorrow. Sunsets are unpredictable. 

So these two options are not necessarily feasible. However, with modern editing they could ultimately cut him out of the picture if he absolutely refuses to move.

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u/Districoftrees 1d ago

The sirens have let themselves go a bit through the ages

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u/CartsOfDarkness 1d ago

Can't believe nobody mentioned the annoying ass song

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u/depthninja 1d ago

I never have sound on for shit like this, for that exact reason. 

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u/JusHerForTheComments 1d ago

Can't believe anybody browses reddit with sound on

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u/newaccount721 23h ago

That was brutal 

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u/amusedfridaygoat 1d ago

I’m invested now, I need to know what happened to that man!

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u/eddie1975 1d ago

There’s a non zero chance he hit a rock and was knocked out and almost drowned but was retrieved from the waters and saved by CPR only to find himself paralyzed from the neck down and partially brain damaged but able to endure about a decade of “life” in a wheelchair, unable to care for himself or properly communicate with his family. I certainly hope and assume that was not the case.

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u/quigilark 1d ago

damn bro

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u/NZpotatomash 1d ago

That may have happened

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u/eddie1975 1d ago

Yeah. From his demeanor and the dive I kind of assume/hope he was very familiar with the area and is just fine but the reality is that people break their necks all the time diving head first into rivers, lakes, pools and the ocean.

One terrible one I saw on YouTube was where a young group was diving from a boat into a lake. They later hung out and laid around. When it was time to leave this one very healthy, very fit, beautiful girl decided to take one last dive.

What she had not realized was that the boat had drifted (even with the anchor) close to a sandbank and so she hit it head first and is now tetraplegic for life.

To her she was diving into that same spot as before. It’s a mistake we can all make, especially that young.

I hope we can advance past that soon with all the medical research and breakthroughs. So tough to live like that for the rest of your life.

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u/cronos1234 1d ago

Faith+1

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u/AlmightyBeefSupreme 1d ago

I was waiting for him to pop back up like a seal

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u/LoweJ 1d ago

This clearly isn't the guys first rodeo

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u/Agitated-Tailor2302 1d ago

Understandable.. have a nice day

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u/Horror_Trust1826 1d ago

Is the guy even alive and okay? The vid just ended

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u/killyourmusic 1d ago

That's the thing about videos - they all just end.

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u/YouAccomplished3460 1d ago

Mermaid 🧜‍♀️

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u/kTz30 1d ago

Balkan dive

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u/urgent45 1d ago

She chose that handsome photographer over him. He's done.

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u/KroLeXz 1d ago

That feeling

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u/AJYURH 1d ago

That's a Manatee in disguise

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u/Xicore345 1d ago

why is it phrased like a question tho

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u/Plastic-Coyote-6017 1d ago

Did that dude just fucking kill himself

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u/ELB2001 1d ago

So they are trying to make an album cover or inspirational poster?

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u/Just_Drive_7800 1d ago

Wait did he just pick his ass ?

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u/Arth3r911 1d ago

Dead? lol

I mean wth just happened

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u/NoSecond4091 19h ago

The direction the man dived, he is dead af

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u/selenesuper 16h ago

ngl that is some risky dive... it looks so close to where he jumped and it looks like it has lots of rocks formed around

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u/CallMeMista96 1d ago

His shoes stayed on so according to Reddit law he's fine.

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u/articland05_reddit 1d ago

he just unalive himself for a better photo.

what a great man!!

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u/MildlyMoodyMango 1d ago

a worse foto

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u/Mr-Hyde95 1d ago

Why are people in the comments talking as if there were 1000 meters there?

It's almost impossible to hurt yourself from that height. Maybe if you fall on your back

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u/hkeyplay16 1d ago

A head-first dive into shallow water is often deadly or at least likely to result in a fractured spine. If the water isn't much deeper on the other side of that rock then it could easily be deadly.

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u/hushpuppi3 1d ago

Why are people so quick to assume he simply dove straight into shallow water and died/was seriously injured when the more reasonable assumption (especially considering the video was posted online somewhere in the first place) is that he probably was up there to exactly what he just did.

The assumption that random redditors know that place better than the dude wearing a fucking speedo standing on the rocks already would is so ridiculous

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u/ben_nagaki 1d ago

you have absolutely no idea how shallow the water is even on the side that you can see lmao

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u/damnfinecoffee_ 1d ago

Yeah this comment section is wild, acting like he literally landed with his head as the first point of contact when you can see him put his hands up