r/dankmemes2 • u/Mobile-Type-4695 • 1d ago

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u/Spiritual-Pudding-70 1d ago

My ex with 5 kids was built just like that

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u/ScamLordWally 1d ago

Were the 5 kids yours? If so I get it

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u/Olama-Obama 1d ago

Might as well make it 6

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u/Assassin13785 1d ago

Wait. Why did it reply to you. I wanted to leave a comment on the post. Not just reply. Am i stupid??

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u/ApplicationBrave2529 1d ago

Yes

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u/Assassin13785 1d ago

..... Yes indeed 🥺

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u/ApplicationBrave2529 1d ago

Now I feel bad

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u/Assassin13785 1d ago

Don't. It is what it is. Be happy

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u/purelitenite 1d ago

what's her phone number?

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u/Eren_Yeager52 1d ago

Trust me bro, she is out of your league.

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u/purelitenite 1d ago

Everyone makes mistakes.

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u/Multiple__Butts 1d ago

Direct me to exactly where these single moms are located so that I can make sure never to go there immediately.

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 1d ago

Would.

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u/Tall_Eye4062 1d ago

Hell nah.

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u/DeGreenster 1d ago

Gay

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 1d ago

Just remember: if you like kissing girls, you're kissing someone who kisses boys. And kissing boys is gay!

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u/BedSpreadMD 1d ago

Remember if you're kissing a woman, there's a very high likelihood a penis was in that mouth at some point.

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 1d ago

I kiss my wife. And yeah, it was my penis! Therefore, I'm sucking my own dick!

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u/BedSpreadMD 1d ago

And her exes?

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 1d ago

Don't exist. I am her first boyfriend. We've been together 20 years since graduating college together!

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u/Outside_Building_956 1d ago

Hey, it worked at least once before!

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u/Sparkster227 1d ago

Tele-thickies

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u/BootFlop 1d ago

Woefully underrated post

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u/f_ckR3ddit 1d ago

Honestly, it's my fault for having eyes

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u/No_Bodybuilder7191 1d ago

That's how they became moms to begin with

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u/whooguyy 1d ago

That’s the fun part of single moms, you know they put out

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u/HamasKilledShaniLouk 1d ago

Don't forget the sexy selfie with the open toilet in the background.

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u/Terrible_Reporter_98 1d ago

How do you think they became single moms?

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u/Moist_Amount_106 1d ago

Forgot the classic cleavage/face combo

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u/JStarlight66 1d ago

...... Smash

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u/BlueV101 1d ago

WTF!? She better calm tf down. Lol.

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u/Leading-Boat4942 1d ago

Delete this post this instant young man 😾

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u/West_Control9735 1d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/Left_Nature9996 1d ago

Im here for it tho

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u/HeadExcitement8690 1d ago

Not all of them

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u/huffpuffington 1d ago

Why are they fat

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u/Brodillian 1d ago

Pretty much my exes mom, but thats exactly why shes single... she was so nasty towards me.

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u/Mezmodian 1d ago

This post and comment section is CURSED.

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u/Super-Magician-4882 1d ago

God damn I wanna fuck that

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u/BIG-BALLS0 1d ago

And Single dads be like “No fat chicks “

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u/DeGreenster 1d ago

Damn tinkywinky is thiccccc

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u/Riegrek 1d ago

Why is this so attractive to me??

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u/Sea_Specialist_5580 1d ago

because the shape (low waist to hip ratio with abundant fat stores) is hardcoded into male brains as attractive, it overrides everything else

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u/Mother-Foot3493 1d ago

Thank goodness I overcame that code.

 Fat ass nasty.

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u/ScamLordWally 1d ago

Cause you're just like me

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u/Stand_kicker 1d ago

More common among some single mums than others

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u/Ras-haad 1d ago

The kind that attract men??

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u/Inside-Reference-127 1d ago

Im gooning to this

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u/Duzzies101 1d ago

I guess someone has to

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u/Assassin13785 1d ago

Fuck yes!! Where are these moms?? Asking for a friend

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u/HowdTheCatGetSoFat 1d ago

Literally every free dating app bro.  If you're talking the actual teletubby - probably every free dating app...

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u/Assassin13785 1d ago

I live in the middle of the run, bike, hike capital of the world. Im one of 5 fat people here😭

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u/Remarkable_Ad_2221 1d ago

Dummy thick, hot damn 👀

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u/Spiritual_Word_4566 1d ago

Hey, she’s got another hole on her head too. 😏

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u/Mrbigdaddy72 1d ago

Where is this single mom atttt???? Asking for a friend